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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Had everybody in for the holidays. Had everybody kind of enjoying themselves. It was fun to have them there. I'm not going to lie to you. I was happy when everybody left and went home. I just don't let them know that. Although I kind of did let them know that. Like, it got to a point Joe wanted to change his ticket. And he's like, maybe I'll stay till Monday and I'll do the show from Tampa in Detroit. And I'm like, I don't think we have studios. Oh, that's crazy. I'm like, it's time for you to go. It got to be so, well, first off, there's a couple of reasons. Number one, same as Shannon. You're doing everybody's dishes. You're cleaning up after everybody. Like, they think that they can just come back home and they can throw their crap all over.

I did so much cleaning. And thank you to Wes for doing all the cooking. I am acknowledging that, but the clean, it was, like, out of control.

And then it was, you know how expensive it is? Every time, like, I'm hungry. Okay, Joe, you're a grown guy. Like, go find food. You know where the food is. You can go get your own food. And Joe's like, well, aren't you guys going to order anything? I'm like, no, I'm not hungry right now. And honestly, I would sneak food because if I got food, he would want my food. So it got to be that crazy. And then it got to this. Okay, so here's something for you. I have to ask you a question. What is the craziest way that you have ever asked your significant other for sex? Because it got to a point where, like, I was spending zero time alone with Chelsea. like not even in our bedroom was i spending time alone you think it's bad with kids that are your guys's age shannon yeah or cav yeah um when your kids are older and they don't even care that there's a closed door they just walk into the room so i was laying in bed chelsea's in the other room and she's watching countless stuff that joe's got her every comedy show like it literally is like hey did you guys see this he's got youtube up on the tv it's like non-stop like no none of us want to watch this stuff it's so annoying it is awful i'm annoying or he's annoying you're so annoyed i'm annoying oh i'm so annoyed so i sent chelsea a calendar invite like our bosses do around here for like meetings or brendan and or brendan does all the time i sent i sent her a calendar invite and the invite was location our bedroom uh what the actual thing was that we were meeting for was hopefully we were going to have some sex and she sends me a text right away and goes no

oh she didn't even just decline it

she just goes no and I'm like no no that's the wrong no yeah no no no you should have resented it with a zoom link in there virtually no so I I'm like this is ridiculous so I sent her a text I go come to the room and she goes I will be there in just a moment then she comes in she goes we're not having sex the kids are all home and she's like that's just not going to happen especially because we have a first floor master bedroom and on the first floor master bedroom the wall on the other side of the master bedroom is our great room where our television is so all you'll hear the whole time is Theo Vaughn or something like that you know or whoever the comedian is Joe has like a million comedians. He's like, do you know this guy, Dad? Dude, have you heard of this guy? I'm like, Joe, I really don't care. I really don't care.

they don't care this joke is amazing hold on hold on and i'm like oh great will chelsea not have sex if there are like chelsea does not first off i've learned this chelsea uh chelsea assumes that everybody's listening for us to have sex and i'm like there's nobody first off believes that we have sex they don't even believe that the three kids that we have are our kids like they don't even believe that we're that we both produce them together um but she will not do it because she has this belief and i know you just recently had all wes's family and from canada you guys weren't

banging one of the family i'll be honest with you we would have i have no qualms about that whatsoever but we were so dang exhausted that we didn't but the minute everybody left uh yesterday the i'm talking the minute all of our clothes came off wow yeah daddy but at at nighttime i mean i was going to bed you guys know i go to bed at like nine it was one two in the morning some nights

i was so dang tired nothing was happening we we were yeah by the way there were no stuffing of turkeys and in our house there was bangs giving no there was a lot of taking the garbage out nobody would and the other thing too is and i don't know if this happens i went to costco and bought a bunch of bottled water and little you know little mini cans of coke in my house i had to have people writing with a Sharpie marker their names and stuff because people would take two sips and they would leave it.

That's my house every day. Look, I got an aunt that only buys many bottles of water. And it's the worst because I'm going to drink five of those. Just give me the whole

bottle. I promise I'm going to drink mine. You'll take a sip out of five of them and you'll leave five of them sitting around. I'm a thirsty guy. I hydrate. 844 Mojo Live. 844-665 6548. Alright, here's the question. Question number one is when you have family in for holidays Do you guys have sex when family's there? Question number two is, how do you get time to be there? You know what I mean? Like there was a couple of times where it was me not ordering DoorDash just to get out of my house.

Like I didn't want to.

Oh man, that's bad.

And the DoorDash orders, you know when DoorDash becomes really expensive? When the DoorDash order is no longer them giving you advice on what tip that they think you should give. when they do the percentage thing and you realize that the percentage is more than what you would have spent if you went to a restaurant. Yeah, I know. I'm like, the bill was so expensive. We had seven people all the time. Eating, eating. It was like crazy.

You had seven people that all drive and y'all were still doing dishes.

And I was having to go do it. No. And they all washed dishes. We finally had to say, all right, here's the deal. Because we did our Thanksgiving early because we went to the game. All right, here's the deal. you're setting the table you're doing like we had to divvy out yeah no chores basically you were dang people weren't people weren't yeah i was like yeah blue 42 hut hut move go get your ass off the couch um texter here 586 says mojo i've done the calendar invite before for my wife i've actually put it on her calendar and her assistant sees it all the time and laughs

I would be so mad.

That's great.

That's different.

I would be so mad. Yeah. And then, what is this? 7-3-4. 7-3-4 says, we have no problem having sex when relatives are coming to visit during the holidays.

Yeah.

That is just something that they have to put up with if they're going to stay at our house.

But you're also not going to make it known that that's what you're doing.

No.

Like, you're going to be quiet.

Do you think they know anyway, though? Like, how do you, like, if y'all go off, you don't think they kind of know? Don't you want to know what going off is like in our house? Nope. Hurry up.

Hurry up. All of us just look at each other like, Kev? He's going to say it.

Kev, if you had to guess out of this entire room of people, you included, who do you think is the loudest?

The loudest?

The loudest out of all these people.

I guess I would probably say Shannon.

Yeah.

I guess, yeah. I would agree. It's absolutely Shannon. Megan seems like a lip-biter enjoyer. Oh, my God, stop.

Shannon, let me ask you. With yelling and stuff like that, are you doing it because you truly, are you doing it because you're getting into the moment? Are you faking it, basically? No, not faking it.

No, but I do, I mean, I like being loud.

You do?

But I can also be quiet if necessary.

How do you do that? In general, your house is like what my house was like this weekend.

No, but my house is an accordion house. You have to think about this. Sometimes we have two kids. Sometimes we have four kids. Sometimes we have no kids.

You've got a lot of people, though. It seems like there's a lot of people at that house at all times.

There's too many windows. I know those double panes are not keeping everything in. No, I'm sure there's been some butts that have been seen. Double panes.

Do you think the neighbor that lives right now?

She doesn't have a single pair of windows. That neighbor that lives up against that window or the bedroom there, do you think they hear it at all? Maybe. God, I hope not. They're very, very religious people.

Come on, Barbara.

Barbara.

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