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I said, hey, anybody got a baseball topic? Shannon's got one here. It's 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. We're opening day at the Tigers. All right, let me.

It's kind of.

Let me hear.

Okay, so Wes and I were randomly talking about this last night, and I don't even know how it came up, but we were talking about when you're in a relationship, how you define first base, second base, third base. Obviously, home run is bacon cookies, right? Okay. And he and I defined it differently. And so I want to know what you guys, how you define it. So for me, first base is kissing.

Okay.

Second base is up the shirt, down the pants, touching. Okay. Third base is like, where's our boss? Oral. Oh, all right. Or like other things down the pants. So that's a triple. And then, yeah, that's a triple. And then home run is obviously the full-blown thing.

The full-blown thing. The full. Okay. Okay. No, that would be, the full-blown thing would be third base. What? Nobody got it. I didn't get it. You're talking about oral.

That's what she said.

The full-blown.

Oh!

I'm joking.

Hey, that was good. That was good. Very spicy.

That was bad.

You slipped that one faster.

That was a dad joke. Hasn't your dad ever tell you oral sex jokes?

It's good. It was a good one.

But do you agree on that? Because Wes was like, I think it should be, first base to me was like a peck. Yeah. Then second base was like French kissing. I'm like, oh, wait, you took it slow.

My thing is, first base is kissing. Second base is kissing, but my hands are all over and touching stuff. Third base is, I guess you could say the full-blown. And then fourth base, I agree with you, but I mean, there are inside the park home runs.

See, I think the dirty-minded guy that I get to be called after is the one that has the most innocent. I think holding hands.

What? Get out of here. No. That's T-ball.

Holding hands is first base. I think that kissing and, like, feeling up is second base. I think. Humping is third. No, I think that. No, no. Humping is probably also a double. Third base is you're actually getting. You guys are performing something, either a handy or you're doing the oral or whatever. things. And then home run is your

penetration. No, no. Home run has to be love. Home run is love. Third base is smashing.

I don't know. I'm surprised that hand-holding because I used to say you got to first base and you only used those things when you were young. Right. This is the craziest thing ever. I'll just move this table. Let's just get up. We'll stand up during the show and do it. We're doing a break and the grounds crew needs to move the wheel barrel to this area over here. So, hold on. Oh, God. We'll get up. Hold on. We're all plugged in. Hang on. Hang on. I'm sandal. Hang on. Listen, you guys already sprayed us with...

your hose you might as well hold a hands is weak bro that's a security that's a third base with

the grounds crew we were all right i can't say that 844 mojo where are you taking that thing to why would you put that in the stands anyway oh you're putting it in here all right 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 i kind of like this as a survey and ask the question but i want to do this and how

old were you when you got to those bases yeah do you remember because this is the weird part

shannon and this is going to be so weird for you because your kids are still young yeah but they're

not far off like middle school no can i be honest with you no i know i'm just saying oh god i coached

i coached basketball middle school basketball and i will never forget coaching abbott middle school abbott elementary yes sir r.i.p abbott middle school west bloomfield and i remember being told by some of the players that kids were underneath the stands or something like that i'm like i volunteer my services i ain't i ain't counseling these kids go get uh you know mrs hughes she's

the principal she's you want to know what's crazy for me is unfortunately and unfortunately i guess Mine all happened within the span of a year. Oh, really? It was, like, very quickly. Like, I know some people have their first kiss when they're in seventh grade or whatever. I mean, mine wasn't until I got into high school.

It was. So it was officially high school?

Yeah. Yeah. So.

I mean, hide and go get it used to be a game. What's that? During recess. That's when you were hide and, like, touch each other's privates.

At recess? At school?

Yeah. Remember they used to have, like, the slides, but they would have, like, the tunnel slide where it was like enclosed. Yeah. You get her in the enclosed slide, it was over.

How old are you? Middle school. Sixth grade, fifth grade. Oh, my God. Lucy's never allowed to go in a flight.

Didn't you say one time on the air that maybe it was sixth grade, but I thought it was younger than that?

Do you want us to come back? If you want.

Oh. Oh, okay. No, that's good. We're good. We're flexible, right? I'm a flexible. I love it. Thank you. Thank you. You've been married for 40? Hey, let me ask you a question. Oh, God. We're talking about the bases here, like getting the first. Shannon thinks, Shannon says, obviously, a home run is, you know, touching home plate, having sex. When you were younger, did you think that actually full-on kissing was first base or second base?

Kissing? Kissing. First base, second base.

I don't want to kiss no base.

You never kiss a base.

No, he's not going to kiss a base.

All right.

Hold on. That's one of the grounds crew guys here. What's up, Laurie? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning. What's going on?

Sniffing too much grass.

What's going on?

I got a free engagement ring. My dad asked me, so what does that mean? He gets the first brace, second brace. What does that mean? I didn't know what all that meant. But he said, I'm going to tell you one thing. Just remember, a stiff dick has no conscience.

that is true right

that's true that's true hey have a fun day today guys

thanks Larry we love you take care of yourself that was crazy everybody's texting in at 95500 drive into the game right now the traffic is horrible and I am dying laughing at this conversation right now I love that thank you that's 248 586 586 says Mojo's right Going to first base Is just holding hands

Not holding hands bro Dude you know what That's like buying tickets to me That's where that is This is after that

You guys didn't ever go to a movie With a girl and you got to sit next Or a guy and you sit next to them And you held their hand and you thought that that was like Oh my god that was like intimacy

Holding hands is very intimate. No, I feel that. I feel that. I feel that.

I'll never forget going to the Plint Cinemas. Okay. Okay.

The Plint Home Park Cinemas. Bro, Fairlane? Yeah. At Fairlane Star Theater. Oh, Star Theater there. Bro, they used to have an armrest that go up. When they had the armrest that goes up, it's over. It's like a couch. You can put some oil up.

You can do the popcorn trick with it.

Man, when I seen that, oh, man, it was over.

What's up, Jacob? Hi.

Hey, good morning, everybody. How's America there?

Oh, it's finally warmer. It's about 10 degrees warmer than it was when we started.

Hey, I get you. I'm outside working myself today here in northwest Ohio.

Hey there. What's going on?

Yeah, I got your joke this morning there. That was good. I don't know how Jen and Kev, of all, everybody.

It went right over my head, man.

Thank you on that one, too. What was it for you, buddy? What was the basis for you?

Overall, the basis, Justin was definitely first base. Kind of what Shannon said, touchy-feely, up and down, all around. I kind of third base, a home run, I guess.

Oh, so what were you doing for the home run?

The home run was game. I've never, a home run for me that I've never done It'll be like a threesome or something.

Oh, my God. Oh, yours is very different than mine.

You guys in Ohio are crazy. That's why I love having a kiss here. Hey, take care of yourself. We'll talk to you, Jacob.

You too, guys. Have fun, Jeff.

We'll see you. Lydia, any else? Any else before I move on and play? Get that sack fly. A new. What is, by the way, what is a sacrifice fly or a squeeze play? What are those? I mean, a squeeze play is self-explanatory. It's in a name. Hey, the sack fly might be as well. Sarah, what's up, Sarah?

So, I grew up thinking first base was kissing, second was touching the ta-tas, third was sex, and then home run was an orgasm.

Oh, you had to have an orgasm.

See, I'm telling you, it's different for a lot of people.

Put it on the board.

Definitely T-ball, definitely T-ball.

Sarah, I'm hanging up on you. Have a great one. We'll see you later.

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