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How Do You Get Into Your Car?
Mojo In The Morning

How Do You Get Into Your Car?

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May 20, 2025 | 00:06:58 | Leisure

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is that what's the uh the security guard's name that uh is over at the front desk in the morning

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when we what when we walk in i don't know her name but she's such a beautiful jasmine okay so

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jasmine yeah i gotta remember her name she is the sweetest can i tell you that she holds that she opens the door holds the door open when i when i pull up in the morning yeah because i have the one arm thing going on right now and she's so nice when like smiles talks we talk about her kid we talk about her you know she's got a swimming pool in the backyard for her kid uh you see the craziest stuff in this neighborhood by the way what have you seen recently well recently and we're going to get into this in this in just a second but uh this morning i saw a woman climbing out her passenger side window of her car and i and when i when i saw her first off i saw her climbing over the center council and I thought to myself is she performing a sexual act on somebody because whenever you see somebody and then I realize herself maybe because it was the only like you ever have you ever seen that before where people like will try to get in and out of their car but they can't get in and out of their car using the door so she has to get in and out of her car using the window to get in and out of the car.

00:03:21 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 4:

That was us last night actually. It's so funny you say that. Yeah because so Wes has a ram and like a Dodge Ram truck and my my stepson his his oldest son is a a pole vaulter like for track and field and so right now the poles are all strapped they they come in this like I don't even know how to describe it like it's like a container and then you have to wrap them in this mat thing and then strap them to the side of your car so one entire the entire passenger side of Wes's car has this this all these poles strapped to it so you can't open any of the doors so last night we all went to go get ice cream and we were going to take wes's truck because my truck or my car is filled with all sorts of junk right now and nobody could fit but anybody who was getting in on the passenger side kieran i was like just come around to the driver's side and get in and instead he rolled down the window and jumped in through the passenger window

00:04:12 - 00:04:22 | Speaker 3:

it was so funny he took like a running start and couldn't get in the first two times and then And finally on the third try, like, tumbled in.

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Can you imagine with the whole pole vault thing?

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I'm like, you dummy, just go in your dad's side and crawl over the center console, to your point.

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I always find it funny when people have, like, their weird ways that they can get into their car or they have to keep their car doors closed. Are there any of those listeners, any listeners checking us out this morning that this is the norm for you? Like, here we are going, I saw something weird, but that's basically what you do every single morning. I mean, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What's your crazy way that you have to get in and out of your car?

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Did you guys see this?

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Like, look at him.

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Look. Oh, look at that. I mean, he, like, goes head in right onto the ground. He's a natural. Yeah, I feel like.

00:05:00 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 5:

like kids like doing stuff like that anyway it's like american gladiators for them i had a friend who had a two-door honda little coupe back in the day and we used to ride around and i think he got in an accident or something like that but you could no longer get into his passenger door without him saying oh hold on for a second he would come over and you know like you do like secret knocks like yeah and that's like that it was like he did a secret knock on his car door and then it finally magically popped open to get in.

00:05:27 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 4:

The thing I was thinking about with Kieran and his pole vaulting, as a parent, if you're the pole vaulter on the track team, is that like the tuba player on the band where you got to carry all that crap with you to and from practices?

00:05:43 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 2:

I mean, the poles are from this side of the room to this side of the room. They're humongous. And normally he has just like a little, Kieran drives a little car. He drives like a little Volkswagen. So when they're strapped to his car, it's comical.

00:05:56 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 4:

He can actually strap them to a smaller car.

00:05:58 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, you have to. We don't have a choice. They're longer than the vehicle. They're longer than the vehicle. Yeah.

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Do they bring those home with them? They don't leave them at school at all? They don't have to, yeah. Wow.

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Because when he's going to and from meets, there's no way of getting them there besides him bringing them. The school won't bring them.

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That is, to me, that is the wildest thing. You have to ask Wes this. I know Wes is a state champion coach. Ask him if there's ever been a fat pole vaulter. I've never seen a fat pole vaulter before. No, I haven't either. I would like to know.

00:06:28 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 2:

I've been at enough of these things lately that I've never seen a larger person pole vaulting.

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What is the guy's name that plays for the New Orleans Pelicans? Zion Williamson. Could you imagine Zion as a pole vaulter? He's too strong. He's such a big dude. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Text is 95500. Hey, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

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Hi, what's up?

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How are you doing? How do you get in and out of your car?

00:06:57 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 3:

How do I get in and out of my car? So I have a 99 Yukon, and so I have a car audio system in it, and I have to go through my back barn doors and crawl all the way through to the front of the truck.

00:07:10 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 4:

You're kidding me. Like, through that, are you talking about the actual? The rear hat. The rear hat. So you've got to climb up, what, three rows or two rows of seats? Yep, three rows. Oh, my God. That's a lot of work.

00:07:22 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 5:

Are you married or do you date? What's the relationship status look like? How are these women or men getting in?

00:07:27 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 3:

I have two different cars, but that one I usually use for work. And so I have door poppers on it, and my door poppers don't work. So the door handles don't work at all on them. Wow.

00:07:39 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 4:

By the way, that is pretty intense. And Kev's right on that. You cannot date with a car like that. There is no way that any girl is going to want to get into that car. It's not going to be worth it.

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Yeah, my girl hates getting into it.

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Unreal.

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She's got to get in through the bag, baby. Yeah.

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Hold on. After you say that, I've got to play.

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If you know what I'm saying.

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Have a great morning, buddy. We'll see you. You too. Appreciate you. We used to call this Dukes of Hazzard. Did you ever watch the old TV show, Dukes of Hazzard?

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They had an orange Chevy, right?

00:08:16 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 4:

No, it was an orange Chevy. It was an orange Charger, a Dodge Charger.

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Okay, yeah, that's what I like to say.

00:08:20 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 4:

Oh, that was like the car I wanted, the General Lee. But the way that they got into it was they actually used to have to climb Bo and Luke. You used to have to climb in through the windows. And I remember when I was a kid, that was like the thing. You always wanted to pretend like you were Bo and Luke. You should have seen my 250-plus pound ass trying. You were the fact in the window.

00:08:43 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 2:

You know what? I'm going to have Wes drive down here this morning. I'm going to see if you can get through the window. One arm.

00:08:48 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 4:

six foot three whatever you are ask karen if i can borrow his pole vaults i want to see if i could do that see if i can actually i can't even i'm the type of person that can't even jump over

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