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How much does lunch really cost? Kev got some issues here, taking some ladies out to lunch or splitting lunch.

No, so I reached out to a friend of mine. She is a lady. And I wanted to do something nice, wanted to send her some lunch. I'm like, how much would lunch cost? She was like $30. What do you mean? Oh, stop for one second.

You're sending her lunch. Sending her lunch money. Like, send her money to go get lunch.

What?

So you're not actually enjoying lunch with her? No. You're just going, you're just, you're like, this is something nice that you do? You just go and say, hey, let me buy you lunch?

Yeah. Is that, like, a crazy thing to do? Y'all never heard of that?

No.

No, that's very nice. It's very nice.

Somebody send me money to get lunch? But that's weird, though, like, that you would, usually it'd be like, hey, can I take you to lunch? You're actually buying them lunch and just sending, or sending them money for they can buy lunch. Do you send people money for coffee? No, I usually will buy coffee for somebody. Like I'll say, hey, can I buy you a coffee and go get it for them or something?

Well, I mean, we don't always have the time to link up and do these things. Okay.

But at any rate, this is what dating has turned into these days.

Again, this isn't a dating thing. Just a friend of mine. A female friend. Just send somebody some lunch money, bro. Very nice. I'll grab some food real quick. Have a good day. Something you don't have to worry about. How can you never send me lunch? You eat enough.

I do that to Zach sometimes, actually. You do? Yeah, if I know he's out having, like, drinks, I'll send him money to get, like, a round of drinks. See? Wow.

So, I asked. Again, she never does it for me, but that's all right. I guess I can find it for myself. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Finish your story.

So, she said $30. $30 for lunch? That's what I used to send people. You said, they're what? I said, where is she eating for $30? My point exactly. I thought lunch was, like, $15, $10, go grab a quick sandwich. Yeah. Apparently, that's not the case. Said $30. So then I reached out to somebody else. I'm like, how much does lunch cost these days? And she said $50. She said $50 if you're interested in the girl. Like if it's somebody you're trying to court, if it's somebody you're trying to date. She agreed $30 for lunch. So she was on par with my best friend who said that. She said $20 is just for cushion. Oh, my God.

$30, I guess, if she was going to somewhere, if she was going someplace that had drinks. Maybe she was getting like a drink and a lunch.

She was like, I don't know if she said Chick-fil-A or something. She said, if I want to get a salad, and then I want to get a bag of chips, and maybe I want to get a smoothie also. She was like, we up $25, $26 at that point.

Dude, you got some high-maintenance ladies in your life. I'm saying, depending on where you go, where would you go for Chick-fil-A? If I'm sending them lunch, I better be eating it with them. I think, honestly, this is interesting. That's $30.

Isn't that crazy? Shannon. Have you just seen it? Now that I'm thinking about it.

Wait, aside from that, let's go back real quick.

What?

When you were dating or you were friends with...

just randomly friends. You had guys that would go, hey, let me send you money for lunch. That sounds like a sugar daddy type thing. I've never heard of something like this before.

No, I never did. I'm saying that's very nice that Kev does that. Yeah.

It's nice, or is this guy a sucker? What is he doing? Oh, my God. Why are you buying, you should buy lunch from Melinda or your mom.

I would think you were interested in me as more than just a friend if you did that to me. Although, Zach, I'm not interested in you as more than a friend. I love you so much.

I get why you're doing it for Zach because he's, you know, he's cute. He's lovable. He's like my little brother. Little brotherty.

Yeah.

So you got a lot of girlfriends. Yes. Right? You never send them money for anything? Lunch or drink or?

No, I drop stuff off at houses a lot.

All right. There you go. This is basically the same thing. Yeah. I'm just not dropping it off at the house. This is somebody I talk to a lot. This is a good friend on the phone. Hey, what you getting for lunch today? I got you. How much you want for lunch? Wow. It's that easy, baby.

I am expecting a Venmo from you today.

I need friends like that. What's up, Adriana? Hi.

Hey, good morning.

How are you? What's going on?

I'm good. I'm on my way to my allergy appointment. But, like, about the lunch thing, think about it. Like, you're not going to ask her what she's about to go eat. I mean, unless you did. But she could be getting a little appetizer. She doesn't want to, like, pinch to get what she wants to eat.

She's an eater. She's an eater.

Like, $50, I'd be like, dang, okay.

She gets an appetizer, she gets the meal, and she gets dessert afterwards, too.

If she's an eater, that's a whole different kind of thing.

That's right. When you think lunch, you think Chipotle, you don't think she's going to, like, you know, I don't know, I'm trying to think of somewhere around here where you're going to get a spread.

Yeah, you're not sitting down by yourself at a full-on restaurant.

But to her point, you want to make sure that they're covered regardless of where they go. You want to cover lunch. You don't want to just add to the bill.

Tia, what did you want to say to Kevin?

Why can't I find a type of friend like Kevin? And said, I'm always the friend like that. See, so you get it.

Because you know what? I didn't realize that Kevin was this kind of a friend. Now I'm going to start being nice to him.

Yeah, warm up more.

I like the texter that says here, does Kev ever buy lunch for Lydia? That's a good question, huh? Have you ever bought lunch? I don't think I ever bought Lydia. Lydia, he's never done that?

No, and I've door dashed to his house before. I got you. Oh, that's right, when he was sick. I got you.

I'd rather cook you lunch, Lydia, than buy you lunch.

Okay, tomorrow.

Alex, what's up? God, this is uncomfortable. I'm telling you, I'm the dad that doesn't like my kids dating. What's going on, Alex?

What's going on? So I was just calling to say that I have had friends of mine that are probably interested in me send me money, and you say, oh, here's $30, go get some lunch today. And it's been around $30 or more.

And it's usually they're interested in you. So don't you think that Kev's got to be interested in these girls that he's sending them that?

How is it more than one? When did this become plural?

But no, honestly, doesn't it sound like Kevin's got something going on with these girls that he's sending them the...

Well, for sure.

Yeah.

You don't just send someone money.

last year kind of interested yeah that just seems to me like straight up uh early prostitution no i think it's prostitution i think we should look at this uh mojo in the morning what's up cat how you doing cat very good morning how are you guys we're great cat what's going on you got

some energy i love you oh i know i'm just getting into my coffee right now i just want to tell kev I'm hungry right now.

What's your cash in? Come on. Give it to Lydia.

Cat Lemo 313. Right there, baby. If I am that type of friend, I will do the same thing.

There we go. We need more friends like us in the world.

Isn't that amazing? Most definitely. In all of my years on this planet, I have never in my life thought of doing this to a girl that I wasn't in a relationship already with or had anybody ask me what I want for lunch randomly.

I feel bad for you, bro.

You know, I was recently in a hospital for sepsis, and one of my good friends I've worked with on and off over the past 20 years actually brought me fresh rolls to a Vietnamese spot that I loved, and he was the only person to even say hi to me in the 10 days I was there.

Well, I'm sorry. We need to have Kevin befriend you, Kat, and help you out here, okay?

Most definitely. You guys have a good day.

He's a sweetheart, ladies. If you've never met Kevin, look what he does for people. Look at you. Dee, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning. Hi, Dee.

Good morning.

What's up? What's going on?

Lydia called me. I'm sorry, guys. I'm extremely hungover in Houston on a business trip. Oh, really? I promise you, my boyfriend has no idea what state I'm in.

Thank you. Wait, what did you text? What did you text that Lydia called you for?

My boyfriend's a nurse, and he's constantly doing really sweet things like that for his coworkers. Like, he'll send them money for lunch or dinner or their birthdays. Like, he's just a considerate person. Kevin, you're just a very considerate person. Isn't he a sweetheart?

Thank you so much for seeing that. Hold on. Kevin's going to send you something in Houston. Let's sing like she needs a hangover remedy. Yeah. You know you need McDonald's.

It was a marathon trip, and I'm extremely hungover this morning. I'm just trying to get home.

Is this a business trip that you just go out there and drink a bunch?

It is a business trip, but we were celebrating last night because we crashed. What happened yesterday?

What did you do yesterday?

We were launching a new business down here, so we beat all of our metrics. We were extremely happy.

I love it.

What kind of work are we doing? I actually also work in automotive. I love it.

Well, congratulations to you, Dee. Take care. Be safe flying back.

Thank you. Oh, yeah.

Brandon says, Brandon, what did you want to say about what was just said?

Oh, yeah. I was going to tell Kevin to talk to you about saying she's an eater. That's wild. I'm saying she's a little break.

You guys got to get your heads out of the gutter, guys. Okay? She's an eater. All right. all right we'll talk to you later by the way i went out to lunch with angel yesterday for a client thing yeah we went to went and got sushi uh for this she does not eat and it drives me crazy i cannot stand going to sushi with people like angel and megan because i want to just keep eating roll after roll after roll and again she blamed that i was talking to her i'm like well You don't have to always answer right away. You know what I mean? Like, eat. It's crazy. You feel like you're eating like a maniac because I'm just eating nonstop, like roll after roll. And I'm going, she didn't ever eat.

That's so funny. I went out to lunch with her last week, and she got stuff to take home, and I had eaten all mine.

It's amazing, right? She doesn't eat. She just sits there the whole time. That's crazy. All right. She's not eating. We'll be right back.

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