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How Quick is a Quickie?
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How Quick is a Quickie?

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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. The text is 95500 to get through to us. I saw this. I thought that this was actually kind of interesting. And you'll have to tell me if you find this to be truthful in your relationship. Um, do you ever consider how, when you have sex with some, uh, buddy, your partner, your spouse, how many times your sex is actual long sex or short sex? And what I mean by that is how many times do you guys have a sexual, you know, encounter that turns out to be a, you know, longer period of time where there's a lot of foreplay and there's a lot to it, maybe even post play too. And how many times is it just a quickie? And also, have you ever considered to yourself, what is the time limit on a quickie? How quick is a quickie? I would like to get into a little bit of a discussion on this one because I do have a, you know, a question to ask. I want to know the time limit because it seems like sex with me is always a quickie. You know what I mean? I'm not going to, you know, be I'm not going to be the guy that's going to brag and sit there and say, yes, having sex with me is wonderful. And you're going to have a long time. Me love me long time. We have long time. Not long time. um but um so how quick would you say a quickie is and also how long do you think that the average sexual escapade is in your do you have facts on this or you're asking for opinion i'm asking for opinion okay i'll be quite honest with you i don't know like to me i used i used to always think that when people were having sex they were having it way longer than me and then i'll have conversations with guy friends of mine and the guy friends of mine that uh will talk to me about it they'll be like yeah it's you know like we have sex it's like five minutes you know from start to finish and i go from start to finish what starts it and they're like taking my pants off you know what i mean like it's not it's not like it's a long occasion you know so to me a quickie would

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be no foreplay under five minutes quickie like you are in a circumstance where either like children are going to come in or you don't have that much time or whatever and that that would be a quickie

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to me are we finishing or

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it's just the act no quickie is it's all inclusive all inclusive okay for sure yeah i say i say about that you about a good five six what would you say mojo i would for a quickie i think a quickie is

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less than five minutes yeah it's like you know that that's a quickie yeah i think i think that uh when first off when i hear people say this to me that they they have sex and they'll say yeah we were we were having sex for hours i'm like you were stopping in between right like

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or you had sex multiple times yeah you had sex multiple times there's no one session no there's

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no way they and if you are somebody that sits there and goes oh man i i you know i go all night long i'm like well you're not you're you're also a liar too and you're also not a girl because you get sore well there's i mean there's first off there's is there a woman that wants to have

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sex for hours honestly i mean i would i would not want to have sex for hours if it happened a couple of times over like a period like a night yes but i don't want to be in the act for hours that does not sound nice to me but when you factor in though that foreplay element where you know there's more

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touching going on it's a more sensual experience that can take a longer time that can lead up to that physical experience so to speak i'm not a huge person you're not like you ain't never had

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a little i didn't say i don't like like i don't do it i that is and i i say that on behalf of both

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of us we're just trying to get straight to it not yeah yeah shannon uh when you say you don't

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like foreplay i didn't say i didn't like well i guess i did but it's do you consider foreplay

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like to me foreplay is also just us in bed talking to each other like it's not just us you know see i don't consider that foreplay really i consider i consider for i consider foreplay is getting a little early cuddle like you know in in you know you know kind of like uh heavy petting i mean i

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like good foreplay to me is like texting or talking to each other throughout the day like if it's a nighttime thing that is leading up to it and kind of like gets you in the mood but once we're like there i'm not a fan of all of the like touching and caressing and to because immediately i am really super horny and i just want to do it yeah so y'all not kissing either then i mean we are but like as it's happening are we throwing like this is hard to talk about dancing around

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what we can say and what we can't say can we say the o word like not um not you can just say it the type of sex that you can have. Reaching orgasm? Is that what you're talking about? No, no, no. The other O word. That's like a four-letter word. Oh.

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What is the O word? I'm trying to...

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Alright, so you're not having actual that kind of sex. You're having the other sex.

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But that to me is part of the O.

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Does that count as foreplay for y'all or is that factored into the number?

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That's factored into the number for me.

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Okay.

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That's not considered foreplay to me. That's, like, part of it.

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The meat of it. That's actual intercourse.

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See, I feel like that's foreplay.

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That ain't real safe. Hector, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. How long is a quickie? How quick is a quickie?

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A quickie would be, like, three minutes.

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Okay, so three minutes is a quickie. Like, if you say to your, what is it, wife or girlfriend?

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Wife.

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Yeah, if you say to her, hey, let's just have a quickie. Like, we got time for a quickie. Three minutes is all you pencil into your calendar.

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Well, yeah, that's all there is anymore. You know, after 20 years, you know, it depends on the relationship status, though. You know, in the first five years, you've got a winner. So that's where it's the marathon. But after that, it's sprint. You know, whoever gets to the finish line first.

00:09:11 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 3:

The marathon only happens when you get whiskey, D. That's usually the only time that you get it. uh or you have or you take the little blue pill or somebody needs to let me know hey that chewable one that they keep advertising on the uh the tv has anybody ever tried one of those ones have you seen that at all being advertised we are not getting the same ads i i saw i saw it being advertised in good morning america no way really literally just a couple of minutes ago they had it's like a little red chewable or something like that what's going on let's go to hayley Haley, Hector says two or three minutes is a quickie. How long is a quickie for you guys?

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So my spouse's quickies are usually probably six to eight minutes, but usually we do it pretty long, our longest being three.

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hours due to the fact that um he took an edible yeah and i don't know if it that he just said it felt so good it made him laugh longer but then we've also had sex for over an hour with him not being on an edible so i think we're just really into each other nightmare and it's not a nightmare How old is he? It's very euphoric. How old is he if he's having sex for an hour? My boyfriend is 31. I'm 29. I'll be 30 in August.

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They say that guys that any guy that's in his 20s or 30s usually is not a guy that's going to last longer. They say as you get older, you last longer, but also comes the bad parts of that, and that is that you have a hard time getting going, too. So it's kind of like the engine will last. but the engine takes a while to start out. Really? Okay, so you got, what nationality is he? Because he must be Latin. Is he Latin?

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No, he's Italian. I'm Italian.

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He's an Italian stallion, isn't he?

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We're both 50% Italian.

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Good for you, man. Gotta love those Italians. I used to ask an Italian friend of mine, I said, hey, what's that little necklace thing there? You know, the Italian horn? Oh, the horn, yeah. The guy goes, that's the shape of my penis. Oh, my God. oh yeah yeah uh what's uh what's going on marvin hi marvin how you doing

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what's what's going on guys good morning oh this uber marvin yes yes yes lift lift marvin what's going on i was gonna say um uh i'd say five ten minutes to do a quickie but when y'all I was talking about that hour and two hours stuff. That's that P. Diddy stuff. That's the IVs and the oil and the little drinks you got to take. You keep going. Make it numb.

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Don't ever trust anybody that's doing it for two hours. You know that they're doing some crazy stuff.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I think it'd be out of your mind by the end.

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Yeah, you passed out. At that point, you should call the police. Hey, thanks, Marvin. Nice to talk to you again, buddy. No problem. we have pastor brian on the phone that wants to comment on this pastor brian yep what's up

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yeah i've been uh i've been cursed with stamina uh the quickest we've ever gone is 20 minutes oh my god that's your quickie yeah we average about 45 and we do the two-for-one special where

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she gets two i get one pastor brian let me tell you this if your sermon if your homily lasts as long as your sex does i ain't coming to your church i'm i i'm i'm gonna probably think that

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it's gonna be too long of a service no those usually only go about as long as the quickies

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really that's unreal oh my god pastor brian what what nationality are you that you're lasting that long i'm a 37 year old irish white guy holy cow lucky guy huh the luck of the irish over there that's crazy would you would any of the women in our radio studios here want to be with a guy that his minimum is 20 minutes his normal is 45 no i would think if y'all getting pleased then y'all in it no uh no it's painful all right all pleasure no pain you still only taking the 20

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bar? It depends. Come on now. If you lay in there getting your Christmas tree lit up, you ain't about to just say. It depends.

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Alright. Leslie wants to give us a word that we should add to our vocabulary. What is that, Leslie? Hi. Leslie.

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The delay is crazy. Listen to your phone, Leslie.

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Leslie, hello. Leslie!

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Oh my god, this is aggravating me to the max. Leslie! Are you there? Put her back on the phone.

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Put her back on hold so that Lydia can yell. Oh, God.

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I really want to. Is there a way to listen in to Lydia's studio?

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I don't even want to think of Lydia having sex, but could you imagine her yelling at her guy like this?

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Four minutes and 50 seconds. Come on. I got a breath. No, I just hung up on her. That's it. Oh, Lydia. That happens to me. It's wraps.

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That right there would, all of a sudden, I think we all went limp at that moment.

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We've all seen the headlines. Florida man wrestles alligator in a tuxedo or Florida man sues after finding toenails in his ice cream.

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Hey, I'm Frankie P.

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And I'm Amelia. On our podcast, Hidden Florida and Beyond, we're going beneath the surface of the Sunshine State.

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From interviews with real people who make Florida weird. I'm pulling it up, and as I'm pulling it up, I see an arm.

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Stop it.

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Come down.

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to deep dives into the stories you didn't know you were looking for. Hey, give it up for Mark Wahlberg on the podcast today. It's more than just a meme, it's a lifestyle.

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I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. Make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.

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