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I Can See You Watching Porn!

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Download the Modo Casino app today. Channel 955, 104.5 SNX, and 92.5 KISS FM. It's the Mojo in the Morning show. and Megan with a topic here this morning that is making me wonder Megan are you a snooper

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oh yeah but we already knew that but I don't actually feel like I'm a snooper when it comes to this specifically because I did see it from the street and I feel like if I can see it from the street that's not like snooping i wasn't in your bushes looking through your window wait a

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second hold on a second you were outside of your house no i know what you're thinking wow she left

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the house it was only to pick up food it was only to pick up food that's the only time i leave my house i uh legit walked outside the other day i'm like oh it's uh it's spicy outside it's hot I got to get back inside. So, in my neighborhood, all the houses are like super small and super old, like bungalows. They're cute. Cute houses. I love my neighborhood. But the one thing about them is that like pretty much everybody's living room is on the front of their house. You know how like when you go to those neighborhoods and everybody has a giant window in their living room and you can just see into their entire house.

00:03:31 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 3:

You can see what they're watching on TV?

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Yeah, well, that's the thing. Now that everybody has these giant televisions, I'm always trying to catch what people are watching because it tells me so much about you. So even if I don't know who you are, like, I know who's got the kids because I see Cocomelon on some of the televisions. I see Bluey. I see it all. So I'm like, they've got some kids. And yes, I am hip and cool. Can you tell I have nieces and nephews that are young? Because I know Bluey. But I was driving down the street, and I was eating some of my french fries, and they were delicious, in case you were wondering. And I looked out the window and was like, damn, that's a nice television. And then I thought, well, the image is so clear, I can see those boobies perfectly, because there were naked people on the screen doing naked people activities.

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What were they watching?

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Naked people activity movies.

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Oh, porn?

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Yes.

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Who watches porn on their TV?

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Okay, so I don't know because nowadays lots of television shows have some sexy scenes in them. So how do I not know? Well, I know what Game of Thrones looks like. But you know what I'm saying? Like Sex Life. Right. For example. Yes, there are plenty of adult shows that have those in them. But I just kept thinking, if you knew what you were going to watch, close the blinds. Why does everybody so publicly show their...

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They're intimate scenes to the whole neighborhood.

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And can I go one step further from that? You cannot watch porn on your family television. No, I disagree. You're infecting your television.

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No, I disagree. You cannot do that. No, no, no.

00:05:12 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 3:

Porn is only to be watched on your phone or an iPad. We've got 4K, though. We've got a 4K TV. You are not.

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Some of us have.

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Porn does not come in 4K.

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Some of us have 65-inch screens, and let me tell you, it's fine, okay? Just make sure that when your windows are as thin as mine, the volume is turned down very low and the blinds are closed. And as long as those are taken care of, then you're fine. Yeah.

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I'm sorry.

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See, I'm so guilty of, I don't watch porn.

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You watch porn on your TV? I don't watch porn on my TV.

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Let me very quickly say that.

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Of course she does it.

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But I do watch. I told you guys the story about. Oh, that's such bull crap. You know that's not bull crap. So I told you guys how twice I have been kind of bitten in the butt with one time I was watching Sex Life. And if you have not seen that, is it Netflix? That's porn. It's a – I mean, it is. That's mommy porn. And then I saw like this little 10-year-old girl in my yard just staring at my TV because there were movies and butts on it. And then the time that the police were patrolling my house because remember I had that kind of creepy stalker situation. And so they were doing patrols of my house and I was watching Bridgerton at like one in the morning.

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And that gets a little dirty?

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The first season. What was that Italian movie on Netflix that we all watched for like a week? Oh, wasn't it like 365 days? It was like numbers, right? Yes.

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Something like that. Like that's porn. All right.

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So I need to ask like multiple questions to this one. Multiple questions are, have you ever caught your neighbors watching porn or, you know, caught somebody watching porn? um because anytime you drive down sometimes you know 96 or 75 you'll see somebody you know in their car and have it on and you're like that guy's just driving down the street yeah like what's that sorry about but then the second thing is you cannot watch porn i'm gonna stand on a hill on this one here okay you cannot watch porn on your television if you especially if you have family Like you have children and stuff You have just

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We would do a mother in the room

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Yeah, I know

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But what if it Like does it show up on a history mic?

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No

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Well

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Like I think I feel like my kids are all My kids know how to work my TV better than I do I feel like they're like All in and out of these apps and stuff That it would like show up in a history I'm not

00:07:26 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 2:

You can do like a browser type thing And they don't go on the browser And you could clear the history I've only done it like a couple times But you can do it

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I'm not worried even if it shows up on a history I am worried about the fact that the next time that you're sitting around and you're watching a family fun television show with all the kids there it could be ingrained in the pixelation of the television

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in my mind when you shut the TV off it resets the whole thing like it's a new TV basically so it's cleared everything but you know that's not true right

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this is actually audio of a child looking at their blue what's the show called bluey watching bluey and then looking up at the tv and saying mommy what is a vagina yes by looking at that that is an audio of a of a child looking and seeing ingrained in that pixelation red what's happening buddy big red yeah yeah how's

00:08:21 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 1:

it going mojo good to have you back on what's going on yeah when i first searched uh during swans during training uh me and another driver walked up to the house for their delivery and And they were sitting there on the couch, butt naked, having sex. Really? Going at it.

00:08:42 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah. And did they have, like, some porn going, too? No. Oh, it was just them. Having sex right there on the couch. And what delivery service are you again, sir?

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That was with Swans.

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You were Swans. Okay. What do you do now? What kind of service do you do now? DoorDash. So you're DoorDashing. I forget about that with the DoorDash people. I'm sure they've seen so much. You know, all the different services. They walk up to homes, and if you've got to be careful of what you're watching, like that particular house, Megan, could you imagine if they door dash something and they have that going on?

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I mean, I got hungry after those activities, so I get it.

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Hey, Red.

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Thank you, Red, for being the only person to laugh at that one.

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Oh, God. Oh, Red.

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I love you guys.

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Red, real quick, one last question for you, okay?

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Yeah.

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How long did you sit there and watch them having sex before you knocked on the door to give them their delivery?

00:09:39 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 1:

Oh, no. We just sat right there, rung the doorbell, and nobody came in. We walked away. Oh, good. Okay. We're not finished.

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All right, making sure on that one. All right, take care. What's up, Randy?

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So back in the late 90s when we had cable vision and all the remotes were the same, my brother would turn porn on the neighbor's TV and watch it through the... kick and went that's the best remember that when you're when your cable remote worked your neighbor's television too that's so funny how old were the neighbors were they old people uh yeah

00:10:12 - 00:10:39 | Speaker 8:

i feel like they're 100 now so they must have been at least in their 60s 70s that's hysterical what's up sarah hi yes good morning good morning hi so my neighbor across the street when i lived in an apartment actually had his windows open while watching porn oh my god so you could hear it too you can hear it the lines were open and it was nighttime it was unbelievable that's like

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awful that that's that's going on in your neighborhood right did you yell anything in

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the window at him no i was i was in shock i was like what the heck is going on and then i went back into the house i have children yeah close your windows what's up ali hi mojo hi so i my

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neighbor i used to work with him and then um i came home one night at one in the morning from work tired as hell i walk out of my car and i look over windows and blinds wide open to this man full-on watching porn and you can hear it and you you can almost see going to town and i'm just standing there like oh oh gosh and every day i see him look him dead in the face we have conversations and i still to this day cannot get out of my mind that night oh my god anybody that was around could have seen because every blind was open it was almost like he wanted everybody

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to see it's the worst the worst part is taking your garbage out or bringing your garbage cans

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in the next day you know what i mean oh it was so bad the next day because he was out gardening and i went out gardening and i'm like nope i can't do this cannot uh what's up uh brad hi

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hey how are you guys doing good what's going on so i know you're talking about worrying about the history or popping up uh after watching some porn but if you air cast it right to your tv or near your screen you don't have to worry about it oh geez spoken like a true expert there you go

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so so if you have uh what's aircast what sir what's that i i know apple's like screen sharing

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but what's aircast oh yeah yeah oh is that what it's called yeah yeah okay so that's the way that

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that's the way that nobody knows that you're watching porn advice there what's up matt hey

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Hey, what's going on?

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Nothing much, man. How are you?

00:12:36 - 00:12:59 | Speaker 7:

I'm all right, man. So, yeah, I got a neighbor, man. He plays, well, he turns on Super Mario Brothers. And, yeah, you can hear the porn in the background, though. You know, that's his cover-up. You know what I mean? He does this pretty often. You know, you can just hear the music just going to Super Mario Brothers.

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Wait a second. He's got Super Mario Brothers on to try to cover up the sounds of the porn, but you can still hear the porn there, huh? Yeah.

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Yes, you can absolutely hear it.

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That's funny. I love it. That actually is pretty cool. Don't you think that Megan should, on her way home from work today, just go up to the neighbor's house, knock on the door, and just say, hey, how you doing, just to see what they're all about, the porn neighbor?

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Oh, I definitely would if I was you, Megan.

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Come on. That is weird. Somebody I've never met before. and then just go up to their door randomly later after this

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is happening. Just say to them, say, hey, I saw you watching something the other night.

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