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All right, Mojo on the morning show. I was on the phone yesterday and I was having a conversation with somebody who is in, and it was funny because I said, what do you do for a living? And they said, well, I do this and I also do human resource. And I'm like, oh, I've always wanted to have a conversation with human resource person. Like if you've never had a conversation with anybody in human resources for a good reason, Usually it's not, you know, sometimes, you know, it's never really a good reason. You got to have a conversation with them. Like Marty, who's our human resources lady here, honestly, is a very nice lady. I mean, you have an HR lady? Literally. Who? Yeah, she's actually very nice. But you don't want to get called to Marty. I've been called a few times. So Marty from our human resources is not who I'm talking about, But I'm talking about Liz, who actually is an office manager, and she says she's human resources. And we were talking, and I was asking her a question about something in their office. And then I said to her, I go, hey, I go, how much does somebody like that make? Because you're telling me about this.

Oh, great question.

And she goes, I'm not supposed to tell you this. And so she does the whole, I'm not supposed to tell you this.

Oh, told you the salary of one of the employees. Of one of the people. Not her.

Of a position that they have in their office. And so it got me thinking, that's a great topic.

Mm-hmm.

The I could get fired for this topic, like I could get fired for this, but blah, blah, blah, blah. Here's what I would like to do right now. And I don't know how creative our listeners will be or how forthcoming they will be, but I will promise you this. We have a machine here. It is a voice disguiser machine. This machine will harmonize your voice to make you sound like somebody that you're not. It's great.

Can you put it on us?

I cannot. Boy, I don't think so. No, I think that.

That would be fun. Unless you call. You're on your way out. Just say what you want to say.

Relax. Relax, Megan. What would get you fired? Relax, Megan. Relax. Go out the studio. Turn her mic off. I want you to call us up, and I want you to tell us from your office perspective, what is the thing that if you told us, you could get fired for telling us? Yeah. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. and you got to specifically say to Lydia when you do call say hey I got this thing but you got to voice disguise me if you want voice disguise if you don't we won't ask you any questions about the name of your company or any of that stuff and if you want to use an alias feel free to use an alias um you know we're we're uh we're good with that um but uh but that I like whenever I hear somebody say that and I've had that happen to me a couple of different times where guys will be just sitting there talking about the business at their work and they'll be like, man, I could get fired for telling you this. And then you're like, you know, it's going to be a good story since it

starts out. I have, I, I know a lot of people who work in the medical industry and HIPAA is so big.

Yeah. Oh yeah. But I mean, I've heard, oh my God, you get a lot of HIPAA. Yeah. I have heard a lot of stories. I always love when you go to the doctor and they'll go, HIPAA says that we can't do this, but you know, and they'll come through it. So my family is filled with medical professionals

and we have this thing that we do where we put a fist up in the air and we yell HIPAA and it means I'm about to tell you something I could get fired for but I'm going to leave out the juicy juicy details like any identifiers but I've seen all of your x-rays so stuff up your butts.

Oh, I love having family working at a hospital ER. Y'all be crazy.

Tiffany. Hi. I want you to start this off by saying I could get fired for telling you this and then tell us.

I could get fired for telling you this, but I am or was an HR recruiter at a staffing agency. And I would get clients, which HR bosses from factories that tell me not to send ghetto people. So my response to them was, can you explain what ghetto is? And I never got a response back. Wow.

Nobody ever would say, nobody ever would define that.

And I'm like, I've got a ghetto. What do you mean?

Wait a second. Yeah. Wait, you already got? That's crazy. They meant black. Yeah. But to say that.

But I just want to let you guys know that I lost that job because of that reason. Wow.

Wait, hold on a second. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, because my phone screen just went blank. Tiffany, you're a black woman. And they would tell you that?

No, no, no.

I'm a white woman, but I have a lot of colored friends. So when they said that to me, it was the last straw. Don't say colored friends.

No, you're going to say, no, that's not good.

Don't say colored friends. Yep, but they do discriminate, and they do do that in every day.

All right, thank you. No wonder they feel comfortable. And she's in human resources.

I don't know why that made me feel like she was lying.

No, but that was an interesting one. What's going on? Mojo in the morning, hello. hi how are you good what's going on do you want to be voice disguised no because i did get fired for this okay all right i like that so i i could get fired for this you did get fired for this what

did you do i did get fired for this so long story short i worked at a huge corporation um for several years a medical corporation and um i got fired for telling on the supervisor for going around and spreading rumors that our manager was having an affair with a co-worker

oh my gosh wait they fired you yeah why would they fire you you think that you you got that

info though you would think that that would be no crazy it was retaliation 100 because this woman was was literally like so powerful there it's ridiculous none of us understand she had since she had became our supervisor 39 people we have counted now have either gotten fired or quit because of her so she has to have something over hr she would only um she said that at one point our office was too white and so she would only hire minorities it was it was ridiculous and she would go around yeah she would start rumors about um people having affairs and ask us to put us put it on our glint surveys which is like a huge survey that we do that's anonymous yeah and i went to my manager and said listen this is what's being said about you yeah um and i just need you to know but do not tell her who told you because i see what she does and i know there's no retaliation quote unquote but i know that she's going to get rid of me the craziest thing is

whenever they say it's an anonymous survey i know it's not anonymous there's no way it's anonymous

you're taking it from your account yeah come on lindsey what's up hey guys first of all first

Long time, long, long, long time. Lindsay's on the phone.

What's going on, Lindsay?

Okay, so I'm a high school teacher, and one time, you know how, like, seniors play the senior assassin game?

Oh, the, is that like squirt gun wars? Like water wars? Water wars?

Yeah, like water wars, or they, like, use Nerf guns or whatever. So one time I had a student come to me and ask me to look up their target address in our system, and you better believe I looked it up and let them know. Oh.

Oh, you could definitely get fired for that by giving that thing away, giving away the intel.

It was a couple of years ago.

You must not have liked that kid, huh?

Absolutely not.

I always wondered about that, about teachers, is the teachers come in and talk to each other about the ones that they don't like. What's going on, Nicole?

Good morning.

Hi, I could get fired for this. Yeah.

Yeah, I could get fired for this. So I worked for a company that was bought by venture capitalists. And when they came in, they asked our HR director to tell them who used the most medical benefits because those were the people they wanted to fire first.

Wow. No way. That's crazy. They do that all the time. Oh, my God. Wow. That's massive. Wow. Keisha, what's going on? I could get fired for this.

Hi. I, yeah, so I totally hooked up with a guest when I was a hotel front desk clerk.

Really? Wait, explain this. The desk is checking into their hotel room?

Yeah, so I was a front desk clerk, and there was some construction workers that were working on the hotel. And I came back after hours, you know, when I was off. and went through a different door.

But, yeah, I realized. Was it the back door? Hey, come on now. Who said that?

I mean, what? No, so I since then realized and found out that I was not the only one.

Oh, there's more people hooking up. I like that. You're thinking that you're the dirty one, but there's more dirty ones that are in there. Initial A, I could get fired for this. You're voice disguised.

hi yeah so i'm a private practice therapist um and i had a client come to me that i had known just a little bit but i used to buy psychedelics from him so like at the end of a session i'd be like hey i'll hit you up later and get some stuff from me wait a second hell yeah dude so you so

you're the therapist taking drugs from the the patient correct to be clear i wasn't doing the

drugs i was getting them for friends like okay also that's the kind of therapist i want i would

feel so comfortable telling you everything knowing that you're buying my psychedelics i don't trust

this guy initial t listen to this one initial t i could get fired for this hi so i used to work

um in a hospital laboratory and often people come in for their yearly lab testing and there would be tests that were denied by insurance and i would change the diagnosis codes and add diagnosis codes so that insurance would cover it you're the robin that's amazing like a condition but like i would change it like vitamin d would get denied so i changed it to like screening for vitamin d deficiency without talking to the doctor you are an angel if you want i've got a therapist selling

psychedelics i'll get you some freebies uh wow those are crazy the first season of the x games

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