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Mojo. Proof that smarts only go so far. But big boobs have gotten them everywhere. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Well, that might be in the canceled file that they didn't want to run anymore. I'm not too sure. I'm just kind of clicking on whatever I have.

I've got a little note by that one.

They need to tell me what I can and can't play. They really should remove the ones that are out of circulation, right?

By the way, no one here has any control.

Look how ready he is.

Because this is my father. Also, if you're listening right now and you're wondering what is going on right now, Mojo is out sick. Had a crazy, incredible night last night at Jingle Ball, but now he's... Truly sick. Yeah, no, he really is out. I don't think he's faking it.

No. He's definitely not faking it. No, no, no, he wanted to be here so bad to talk about the Jingle Ball. Like you said this morning at the start of the show, Joe, in every other city, the morning shows take off the next day because they go out and party after with the bands and all that stuff. Not Mojo, he says. We're working the next day because we need to come back with all the stories and all the fun stuff that happened, and we're the show that comes in. Unless you get a bug. You can't do anything about that.

Well, and what he really is missing out on is not necessarily talking about Jingle Ball. He's excited about that. I'm sure he is. But Spike, I know my dad loves to give you crap.

Oh, yeah.

And you were walking around with what on your pants?

Well, it was jelly, but it looked much worse than that. It's so funny because yesterday at this time, we had a little conversation about Shannon being nervous about her time of the month hitting right at the time of Jingle Ball.

By the way, that was my original dress. I succeeded with no accidents. Thank you very much. Thank you, Anne Flo. Went to the bathroom every hour just to make sure.

Well, I look like I hit it hard yesterday, and I look like I was bleeding from the crotch because we had our last big production meeting after the show yesterday, getting everything in order for the big show, and I forgot my breakfast, so somebody gave me an Uncrustable from their kid's lunch. I was eating the Uncrustable, and i took a bite and the whole the bottom opened up and all the grape jelly just leaked out all over my crotch my lap and it was all over my sleeve and we're in the middle of this big meeting i couldn't go anywhere i couldn't clean myself up so we had to sat here gracefully with jelly crotch and uh it was fine i was like you know what i'm not embarrassed in front of our staff here we've all seen worse in fact i almost took my pants if i had other pants i would have gotten changed right in front of you guys but i didn't have a change of clothes but it looked really bad so what happened was we had our meetings for two hours here got all our stuff done for jingle ball we were talking about last minute logistics and we said okay break it's time to go home it's time to get dressed time to go to jingle ball well i went and ran some errands yesterday i went to costco

Target, Speedway, everything I had to do before the show. Totally forgot that I still had Jelly Crotch. So I'm walking around Target with looking like there's a problem going on below the waist. And people are looking at me strange. And I'm just like, what? I know I look tired. We had a big show. But I didn't realize I went through Target, Costco, all these stops with the jelly all over my lap. And it just looked messy. Maybe I pooped my pants. I don't know what was happening.

Saving it for a snack. It was horrible. Or maybe in solidarity with Shannon and the potential of what could happen on stage at Jingle Ball.

So I'm going to ask listeners in solidarity to call and share with us your stories about the time you didn't know you were walking around with something on you all day. Yeah. You know, I can't be the only one that walked around with something all day because this happened to me one other time. And I shared this story. God, it had to be like eight years ago when Dublin was just a puppy and I took him out to do his business and I picked him up and carried him inside. And then I went out and did a station event, not realizing I had a streak of Dublin poo down my sleeve because I picked him up to get him out of the snow, brought him inside, and he rubbed his little Dublin booty hole right up against my arm. But I didn't see it. I was walking around all afternoon with a brown stripe on my jacket.

Do you still have that jacket? No. You threw that away right away? Brought a dog away, too.

What? No.

Eight four four six six five six five four eight. That's eight four four mojo live if you were walking around with your your meal on you or maybe it was your doggy doo doo. I mean, listen, Megan, you are like looking right now like this has happened to you before.

Oh, God, with these boobs, it's my extra shelf. It catches everything.

You could always tell what you had for lunch because you're wearing it.

I don't think there's ever been a day in my life where there wasn't a stain on my chest. There's perpetually just like those tied to go sticks right over here because I chew on the right side of my mouth so the right boob catches everything. Every once in a while you get a left boob and you're like, wow, a change up. How refreshing.

Mine has been, and because, you know, we get to do a morning show. It's the Joe show filling in for just Mojo. We got everyone else from Mojo in the morning here right now. But Florida gets so hot and Tampa gets so hot. I've had an issue where I'm sweating through my shirts, which I normally do. My deodorant is going through my shirts, though. Yeah. Like my white. What do you mean? Oh. So there's like you. Stained. But then it's like if it's just a pit stain, it doesn't really apply. This thing goes all the way to my belly button, though. Wait, you need to go to the doctor. Oh, when I sweat, it's hot. It's still like 85 degrees. It goes all the way down and it goes right There's a pool in my belly button

Get Botox in your armpits Yeah you can Get Botox in your armpits

Don't start that rabbit hole This is a real thing

I know you're looking at us like we're pranking you

It's true It affects the pores and stops you from sweating It also starts a slippery slope Of you looking like Who's the dude from American Idol Simon Cowell

There are a lot of people that get Botox that don't look like that

Here. Hold on. Megan, Megan, you were waking up with Mojo in the morning. What were you walking around with?

Okay, so I wasn't walking around with anything on me. I think it's kind of worse. I was working, and I worked 11 hours, so it's towards the end of my shift. And I am bending over, and I'm doing my job. And this lady, she comes up to me, and she's like, I'm not sure if you know this or not. She's like, but you have two small holes right on the butt cheek of your pants. and it was my heart dropped to like my stomach i was like oh my gosh i'm so sorry i like apologized and it was just the whole thing and it was so embarrassing i wanted to leave and go home right then and there how did those holes even get there i have no idea i when i put them on i normally you know like i look at myself before i leave the house and i look and there's no holes there so i don't know how they got there but they got there yeah wow extremely inconvenient all right we uh

We appreciate you. Thank you, Megan. Liz, how old were you when you got this all over your shirt?

It was just a couple weeks ago. I have children. Oh, okay.

Oh, gosh.

It was Gogur. I opened it, and it splattered on my shirt, and I didn't notice it. And I went to work. It doesn't look good.

Yeah. Yeah. It does not look good. And then when you say Gogur, everybody goes, sure.

Hey, so when you see someone, when you see someone with something on their clothing, like one time Ashley walked into the, to work one day and her shorts were just completely inside out. I've never seen anything like that.

She's your friend. You say something. He did not. I didn't say anything at all.

I feel bad. And like, if I saw a spike, I, I don't know if I can tell you because I, honestly, I don't want to tell you that I'm looking at your crotch. Right.

Right.

Well, that's, it depends on where the stain.

Or like in Ashley's case, you think, is that the latest TikTok challenge? Maybe everybody's wearing their shorts inside out. Like, I don't know. But if it's a friend, I will say something to me. I've told Shannon before, like, hey, your butt, something's sticking out or whatever.

I'm notorious for keeping the sticker on the back of my jeans that says the size down the leg all the time.

But the strangers out, you know, if you're walking through Kroger, no, I'm not telling them. I'm sorry. You're on your own.

You can't. Could you maybe, like, would it be offensive? Like, let's say a woman had a stain. I mean, Megan, you said that it falls down, goes right on your boobs. As a man, I can't walk up to a woman and say, hey, you've got stains on your boobs. I know everybody's staring.

I know everybody's staring. Do me a favor. Be my friend. Tell me.

By the way, you looked fantastic last night.

I'd say normally my eyes are up here, but I just want to let you know. Only because of the stain, I'm looking at your boobs right now.

This is the morning of questions for me. What is worse? Dog doo-doo. Like Spike admitted, Dublin's doo-doo on his shirt. Or human doo-doo.

No, man.

What would you rather have?

Is it a relative? Is it my baby's doo-doo? Right. Or the guy that's sitting next to me? Yeah, there's a difference. Well, all right.

Let's figure it out, yeah. Hey, Jessie, this was a newborn's doo-doo.

Yeah. I had walked through Walmart with newborn baby poo on my leg and didn't notice. So I got home and was talking to my neighbor sitting on the front porch and just had it all down my leg and it was dry. I know.

Mama challenge, right? Every parent's been there.

Yep. It won't be the last time. Yeah.

This makes me not want to have kids though. This is good. I think my mom is listening right now going, she needs to fill her. Or do you remember,

I don't know if you nursed, but like your milk would just come through your shirt and you just have. Huh?

Oh, yeah.

That is also real fun. What? Real fun. Sarah? Yeah. You know what I'm talking about, Sarah, don't you?

Speaking of milk coming through your shirt, I had stopped nursing at this point and stopped wearing those lovely little covers that are supposed to prevent this embarrassing thing from happening. Yeah. But I didn't know that I was walking around with, like, two perfect little circles. I don't know. It's the worst. White, milky circles where my nips should be.

Oh, no. Yep.

Until I got home and looked in the mirror and nobody was nice enough to tell me that I looked crazy walking around with milky surfaces.

See, that, even if I don't know you, is mom code. Like, I feel like you tell another mom that that's happening. Because a lot of times you don't, there comes a point where you don't know. You might not know.

So as a 27-year-old, I can't say any, because you say it's mom code, you've got to say something. I can't say anything, though?

I don't know I would be I think a little more embarrassed I know you're trying to be nice but I feel like if it came from another mom I would receive it very differently Joe what would you say what would I say

go ahead look in Shannon's eyes

you got milk

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