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I Didn't Remember Having Sex
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I Didn't Remember Having Sex

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August 25, 2025 | 00:13:48 | Leisure

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mojo in the morning show the number is 844 mojo live 844

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844-665-6548. Right before the dirty, I want you guys to stay tuned in because we're giving away tickets for Matt Reif. Sold out show. So that's a little early tidbit. But before then. Tidbit? Who am I, bro? You just start saying random stuff, dog. When you're all like, what am I on right now? But yeah, Shannon, I want to talk to you, dog. So Friday night, pretty good night, Mojo's party. Why are you saying this to me? You tell me. Sometimes we talk about things off air and I'm like, all right, here we go.

00:02:24 - 00:02:34 | Speaker 6:

I had so much fun at Mojo's Hall of Fame party on Friday. We all had. That was a great party. And Kev, I feel like I didn't even really see you. I mean, I saw you for like two seconds.

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I mean, you know, Shannon, when your face is, you know, in the bottom of a glass the entire night, it's hard to see who's there.

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I definitely drank a lot, but I didn't, I mean.

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Your hair said it all. What was her hair?

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Wait, what? It was everything. Because I was dancing in true Shan fashion at the end of the night on the way out the door. I always, if there's a floral arrangement available, I'm taking it. Even if I'm not supposed to take it. And so sure enough, I did. And the next morning, Wes was like, oh, you, because I was like, oh, there's flowers on the thing. I took, I obviously took some of the hydrangeas. And he's like, yeah, I have a video. I go, oh, you didn't, why didn't you post it? And he goes, you're going to thank me when you see the video. My hair was all over the place. I got to see it now. Here's the thing. Send it, Wes. No. I had three glasses of wine at the party, and that's all I drank. And then Ryan Kessler, Mojo's buddy, made me take... What is this Ocho tequila that everybody's... Oh, dude, it was like water. So I remember you were there. Everybody was taking a shot of tequila. I think I took a sip. So that's all I had the whole night was three glasses of wine and tequila, which is a lot. But it's not crazy to me. Shout out to Matt, too. Oh, Matt, the bartender, was great. incredible i i it was a lot for me i did not even feel drunk at all i really didn't but apparently um so i wake up on saturday morning and i looked at my sweet husband and i was like oh my gosh i i feel so bad like i know i came home and just passed out and fell asleep and we had like been you know like joking with each other all day about after the party we didn't have any kids we were gonna come home and like bake cookies and this was a thing all day friday and i'm like i'm so sorry that i came home and fell asleep and he looked at me he's like nope we didn't you didn't just fall asleep like we definitely had sex save the apology you guys i don't remember that at all and i looked at him and he's like you don't remember do you and i said Well, no, I know. And he's like, Shannon, I asked you and made sure. And he's like, and you were definitely into it. Like, it wasn't like, you know, you were definitely into it. I am so. What's the word I'm looking for? You're at a loss for words. I am mortified.

00:05:00 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 2:

I don't remember.

00:05:02 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 1:

I feel like we've, everybody, if you're, well, I'm going to say everybody, most people on this show have definitely been blacked out drunk before and have woke up and had no idea. Oh, yeah.

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And he's like, how do you think it makes me feel that you didn't remember? And he's like, I asked you several times and you were very clearly into it.

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Yes. You were well aware.

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I was aware.

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844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. Who has had one of those nights where you may be drunk a little bit too much and you woke up in the morning and either footage was taken to you

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or somebody sent a picture and you were like, hell no, I have no idea. But the fact that I was apologizing, I'm so sorry, we did it. We had been talking about it all day. And he's like, nope, we did. He was well aware.

00:05:47 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 1:

Kaji, I know you had some nights at Michigan State.

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Well, this was actually before Michigan State. We in the high school camp? I'll turn up the radio. allegedly i remember actually i don't remember i was told this um a long time ago i came home from my ex-boyfriend's house i was so blackout drunk my mom was like trying to put me to bed and i

00:06:11 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 5:

ended up peeing on my mom what you peed on your mama i was so blackout drunk i peed on my mom She didn't think she should give me a shower I don't remember any of this She had to tell me all this That was the issue I don't remember doing any of that I've never peed on anybody That is insane You just whip it out and just like Dribble it

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Girls don't whip it out

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I think when I was getting changed I just started peeing on her I don't know

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I do remember when I had my birthday party a couple of years ago i was so drunk when i got home like i was i was done shout out to my friend tressa who drove us home thank you so much for that because i don't i might still be there on the ground i wake up the next morning and there's like boxes and stuff because we're changing clothes coming to go and i grab a box and it's leaking at the bottom no i didn't realize i threw up in it had a shoe box next to my bed i'm like what is this why is it wet open it up it's just chunks of salmon and hennessy oh my god i know it was one of those type of nights though one of those type of nights hey lauren everybody wants me to change the topic so we'll talk to you good morning

00:07:31 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 4:

lauren how are you um good morning i'm good how are you we're doing fantastic what happened to you um so the same thing as shannon we were in florida for like an adult only weekend and we drank around the world in... Oh, at Epcot? Not Epic. Epcot, yeah. Yes. And went back to the hotel and apparently I had sex in the shower and he had no idea.

00:07:56 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 1:

That sounds like it was a great night.

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I woke up from my nap with wet hair and I was like, what the heck happened? And was he fully aware of what happened? Oh, yeah. He was like, you didn't know that we... I was like, I have no idea.

00:08:11 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 1:

i lost hours of my day same as west we're not gonna forget when we have sex i guarantee you that much we're not forgetting those type of moments i'm on shannon's side but i laugh about it so it's okay yeah it's all good from lauren to lexi good morning lexi how are you good how are you guys we're feeling good what's your comment for shannon okay so don't feel bad because

00:08:34 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 7:

honestly my husband took me to a bill murray concert out in grand rapids and i'm from oakland county so it's like three hours away i was on antibiotics and i didn't know i wasn't supposed to drink on it i had two and a half beers when i tell you i was so drunk i don't even remember throwing up in my friend's car my husband had to detail it the next day i had to buy my husband a brand new backpack because apparently i was throwing up in it and i made a friend at the concert and her and i still text to this day but i haven't told her i don't remember meeting her and I can't even tell you what songs they play.

00:09:09 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 1:

That's the best part of the story. Texting somebody you don't even remember

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and having a years-long relationship. She's like, apparently her daughter went crowd surfing. She sent me videos and, like, we still talk. And I'm like, okay, cool. Like, we're going to meet up in January when my daughter has competitions in Ohio. We're going to, you know, hang out and whatnot. She seems really fun. But, like, I don't remember meeting her.

00:09:31 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 1:

You got to tell her to wear, like, a red hat or something. You'll never know. Hey, Jennifer, good morning. What happened to you on your birthday?

00:09:41 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

Hey, so my dad, he was reading my mom for like 20 years, right? And then I'm getting divorced when I was 18. That's when I started partying and I'm partying. And so I got drunk as hell for my birthday on Jaeger and I go

00:10:00 - 00:10:14 | Speaker 1:

back to the trailer that my dad was staying at with his new girlfriend and i stayed in his daughter her daughter's bed and uh i ended up growing up and i just put a pillow over it and i left the

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next morning no no no no you put a pillow you put a pillow over the throw up and then you left Yeah. Oh, my God.

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You didn't even try. No, and nobody even said anything. It's the crazy part. Oh, my gosh.

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Could you imagine? Nope. Could you imagine coming home?

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It was probably dry and crusty.

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Oh, you smelled it as soon as you came into the house.

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And it was Jaeger, too. Oh, my dad is the worst.

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You got to throw away the pillow because it's all soaked in there. Move. I don't know. I was like, you got 12 years old.

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She was just like, I just did not like him.

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You left him a present. Shame on you, Jennifer. Hey, Michelle, good morning.

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Good morning. How are you guys?

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We're doing great, Michelle. How are you?

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Good.

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You don't get drunk, do you?

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Well, you know, not very often.

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But when you do.

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Yeah, so it was like, I was in the middle of a divorce, and it was Christmas, and I had my dad there, my cousins there, who were hanging out. and they all got me so drunk and my cousin's wife was recording this whole thing taking place but like my arms are flailing everywhere i'm telling everybody how much i love them i don't remember this and uh they had to get me off the like by the kitchen table and lay me down on a mattress because i was just dry heavy i guess i don't remember you were out and the next morning i woke up and i was like wow i'm surprised i didn't throw up my dad tells me the next morning he goes uh you look stupid in your mouth now i don't know what you're talking about oh at least you didn't throw up in somebody's present video and it was crazy so now my fiance he's like we are not getting you drunk like that ever i don't want to see you like that christmas drunk is

00:12:14 - 00:12:42 | Speaker 4:

interesting like there are some holidays where i can be like i could see it yeah christmas around The family is definitely not one of those holidays. I'll see you flailing drunk. Hey, Brandon, you'll be our last caller, my man. What's going on? What's going on, man? How you doing, Shannon? Good morning. Talk to us, man. Yeah, man, I was so blacked out. This was back in the day I used to hang out in Canada at a young age. Oh, yeah. And I got drunk, man.

00:12:44 - 00:12:49 | Speaker 5:

I woke up the next morning and found out I took a dump in the dark room. Laundry sink.

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Oh! No!

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Do that in the laundry sink. Oh, my God. What? Who found it? Did you find it or somebody else? Well, my girlfriend found it. She was really disgusted.

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I don't even know what he said, but his poor girlfriend. I'm stuck on that. That's all I heard.

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My girlfriend found it, and she was disgusted.

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Oh, yeah.

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How long was she your girlfriend? Yeah, we was good when I came. We was lucky. Okay. She ain't dumped me after that. She probably sprayed it out. You're doing a laundry thing. I'm guessing you guys didn't work out. Man, that was horrible. These calls are just too good, man. We got to take one more. Hey, Troy.

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Hey, what up, though?

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What's going on, Troy? What's your drug story?

00:13:41 - 00:13:55 | Speaker 2:

Hey, so back in college, shoot. I was new to drinking back in college. So, me and the homies got, we got hella beers. I got a personal, like, 16-pack of those aluminum Budweiser's.

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Yes. A personal 16-pack.

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Yeah, personal 16-pack. I was feeling myself. They looked good. I was, it was going to be a great night. So, I get that 16-pack solo, start drinking them. All the homies, they killing beers. So, I'm trying to catch up.

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Oh, no.

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I end up going in the box, bro. I'm on my last drink.

00:14:20 - 00:14:27 | Speaker 4:

Wait, wait, wait, wait, Troy. Troy, Troy, Troy. We can't say those words. But you don't remember anything, and then what happened the next day?

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I don't remember anything. Next thing I remember is waking up the next day on their couch. The homie, he's next to me. He's already awake. He tells me, he's like, you had a great night.

00:14:43 - 00:14:50 | Speaker 4:

Stop swearing. You got two strikes, Troy. And just get to that point. So you woke up the next morning, what did he tell you?

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He tells me I had peed in my homie's fridge.

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In the refrigerator? Like straight fridge?

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In the refrigerator. Oh, my goodness. After I finished my last beer, I just got it from the couch, walked over to the fridge, opened it up, and did my thing.

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Bro, did you go to the fridge and see what you did?

00:15:16 - 00:15:22 | Speaker 3:

No. It was the next day, and it wasn't. He cleaned it out already. Oh, my gosh.

00:15:22 - 00:15:33 | Speaker 6:

That's so disgusting. My man was hungry and full at the same time. I'm telling you, 16 beers, bro. I'm surprised you ain't pee on yourself. No more cussing, Troy. We'll talk to you soon, bro.

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