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America's social casino. Mojo in the morning show. So I don't know if you guys have ever felt this way, but I went to go buy a pair of jeans. So I had to get jeans, all right? So I've been wearing the same two pair of jeans for like the longest time. and the crotch was kind of wearing out on them and they were moments away from seeing everything, Megan.

The thigh rip, not the thigh rip. The thigh rip was... The pair of jeans.

Yeah, unfortunately it was getting to that point. So I went to the store to go buy them and I don't want to say which store it is, but it is one of the jean stores. And I walk into the store and I love their jeans, but I get very picky on the jeans that I like to wear. I don't like anything on my butt pocket I don't like bedazzles Or I don't like designs Very simple If I wanted that whole thing I would have done true religion

I would have done true religion jeans

Back in the day if I wanted that stuff So I'm And I'm about fit too Because my pants have a hard time staying up on me You don't really have a butt I have no buttocks

Like his back I don't know how to explain this Your back goes right into your thighs.

It's the weirdest thing ever. I don't know. I need one of those Brazilian butt lifts.

BBLs are out.

Really? Everybody's getting them taken out. Is it bad for you?

Real bad for you.

They have those fake butt pads at Five Below. I'll get you one of those. Oh, man. Maybe that would be a five below. They sell those at five below.

Yeah, it's quite the deal.

All right. Well, I'll have to check that out. So I'm in the store, and I'm in the dressing room. And you guys know what it's like when you're trying to find something to wear and you can't find it and you're in the dressing room and you have clothes just scattered all over the place. This woman that was helping me is a really nice girl, actually. She was helping me out. She must have brought me seven, eight, nine, ten pair of jeans, okay? And none of them worked. And after being in there for over an hour, I was like, I can't walk out of here empty-handed.

That is anxiety. You know what I mean? Oh, my gosh, yes.

So I wanted to ask this question. Have you ever felt obligated to buy something because somebody helped you or you were in a store or whatever and they were nice to you? Because I ended up buying one of the jeans and they're just okay. And I was going to wear them today and I didn't. I actually ended up wearing a pair of Lululemon pants.

Oh, yeah. You're nice and cozy.

Because I tried. I tried. Oh, they're so comfortable. I wish they made jeans that fit like these things, these pants. So long story short, I tried the jeans on this morning. I was going to wear them in. I hate them guys

And I want to return them

But I'm worried if I return them Will she know I returned them

Is it a store based on commission

I don't know how it is Should I say the store

You want me to return them for you

I know what store it is

And I gotta go there

So what happens with commission So that gets yanked out of their next check If they already got paid for the sale

It depends on the place So my girlfriend Kelly worked at a store and that's what would happen oh my gosh is they would yank it i mean you can't

control that listen you tried you did your best you took them home and even tried them again and if they're not comfortable you take them back there's no contract spike she was with me for

an hour and that's awesome then you know next time and she had to go in the

into the dressing room and re-pick up all these things. You know how that is

when you walk out of a dressing room?

The worst is if you go into a small store, especially if it's a mom and pop, a local shop small type of business, and they say to you, oh my, I love your show. I've been listening

for years. I feel obligated to that.

And then I don't find what I'm looking for. I don't find anything to buy. I feel like I have to buy something. And I also feel like a thief if I walk out without buying something i was gonna say it's like the weirdest feeling why mine is not guilt about

whether or not you helped me you know what thank you i appreciate you but i don't feel guilty that you had to do that but if i walk out and i didn't purchase anything i assume you think i'm stealing so i'm gonna buy anything to make sure that you know that i'm not stealing even if i don't need or want anything yeah and then i'm like she's not gonna listen to the show anymore i didn't buy

anything oh it's the worst yeah that's it you know what i've done in that situation i i feel bad

like i'm not buying anything i go you got you you're so awesome i'm gonna post an instagram story and say what a great story this is because you guys are listeners you support us we'll support you and that's what you do because then you i'm not spending it's a good idea it's like you know i support small business i'm supporting our listeners who keep us in business goes both

ways but i'm still not buying anything yeah uh karen uh you want karen watt's comment on my butt What's that, Karen?

Well, Mondo, you have what is a very specific medical condition that happens to men as they age and their butt disappears. It is referred to as a frog butt. Frog butt. Why frog butt? Well, think about how a frog looks and how it disappears into nothing and then legs. That's what I got. You go from body to legs. Yeah, that might be me.

By the way, I've had this my whole life, so it hasn't been as I've aged that it's gotten worse.

Yeah, honestly. Oh, well, that's a chronic condition then.

Started as tadpole butt when he was little.

Helena, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, so I was in Belgium this summer, and I was in a super small town, and I went into a boutique. And it was only one worker, and she kept giving me stuff to try on. And I felt pressured to buy a $200 sweater because that was the cheapest item. So I bought it.

Oh, God. $200 sweater. And you're in another country. You can't return it.

No. Nope. Nope. And there was even more money there.

In another country? I don't care about it. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm never going to see these people again. Julie, what's going on?

Yeah, so I was shopping in one of my favorite stores, and I ran into a co-worker of mine who's like an extra, extra small girl. She's just really tiny. and we were both looking at this same dress and she's like oh my god you should get it and i could get it and you know we'd wear them on the same day or something and they had her size and then they have small and then um um a large and i tend to be more in the medium range and she's like oh totally you could get it probably runs kind of big and everything i didn't want to try it on because i didn't want her to see it to be too small so i ended up buying the small dress never wore the damn thing and ended up giving it away to Goodwill with the ticket still out. But she kept asking me, when are we going to wear our dresses?

Oh, that's funny.

Because I didn't want her to know that I actually probably needed a bigger stock.

Something bigger. Can I tell you something, Julie, to relate to exactly what you just said? Sometimes I'll get helped in a store by a very attractive girl, and I don't want to tell her that I don't fit into the double X shirt that she got me, because if you're bigger than a double x i feel like oh she's gonna look at me weird so i'll i'll walk out of there and think of anything i can to let her know that it doesn't fit without telling her it doesn't fit like i'll go oh you know what i just realized i had that same color oh you know what i realized

and then you know what i mean oh these jeans don't have that little pocket that i don't know

what to put in yeah i've done that too where it's like oh it just kind of hung funny yeah or

whatever i just i just don't want her to even though she can look at me and go look at you I know I can't believe sometimes I'll go into stores And they'll go are you a large And I'm like oh she's definitely hitting on me A large I haven't been a large since I was in middle school What's happening Taylor

Hi I noticed before I even walk in the store The Girl Scout cookies always get you

Yes I always feel obligated to buy from any kid That's standing in front of a store At a table with their parent Yeah those kids get you all the time And then sometimes you get those crazy little bastards that ask you to buy on the way out, too.

Yeah.

What's up, Shauna?

Hi. So I've been in that situation, and if I don't like any items so that I'm not stuck with it, I leave a tip and decide.

them thank you for your time wow you can do that yes and they they're so grateful they don't feel bad that they spent all that time with you oh well that's a good idea i never thought about

because then it's going directly in their pocket without the paycheck playing white elephant games

and passing it on yeah and do they actually act weird when you're tipping them like do they say

sometimes they're like oh i can't do that and i'm like you know what and i'll put it i'll hand it to i'll force it to them and then they're like okay and i'll hurry but i did if they can they say they're not allowed to wow but then i go home i feel better they're happy that they didn't waste their time and then they they're excited to help you next time because they know that they're gonna

make something even if you don't like what they got god i'm gonna try that that's that's actually a fantastic idea you know what i mean like i'd rather be out of ten dollars than be out of you know however much there were somebody was just saying that they buy their jeans at costco and And you know what's funny? I buy everything at Costco. I have a hard time with anything other than socks and underwear. I can't buy clothes there. The sweatshirts, their arms are never long enough for me. And the pants are never big enough for me.

Oh, I love the hoodies there. I bought a few hoodies there. But I never thought about jeans there. Costco's made for smaller people, I think. Yeah, well, maybe I should look at everything then. I mean, I know you could easily return anything. They got such a great return following.

By the way, I Googled frog butt. I literally had to turn my microphone off. I can't stop laughing over here. If you are not driving, Google frog butt what Mojo has. Everybody's describing Mojo's butt. I am crying.

Textures have also called it Mojo with the pancake booty and the back with the crack.

And I know what's going to happen. That little guy over here who's giggling over here, he's going to like Photoshop me on a frog. Ribbit. Thanks.

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