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I Have to Tell My Friends
Mojo In The Morning

I Have to Tell My Friends

from Mojo In The Morning

January 31, 2023 | 00:11:12 | Leisure

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Pudge of the Morning Show. So, a friend of mine is in a new relationship dating this extremely attractive Lebanese woman. She's a very, very beautiful lady. He's dating way over his head, but he admits it. And it's wild because he even will tell me what she sounds like when she's talking to him, and she's got that sensual Middle Eastern accent where he has told me before, he said, he will say to her you are so beautiful and she'll go tell me something else I don't know and I'm like is that like the greatest like I would just honestly I would just pay just to be a fly on the wall with these guys and he's living this life and actually he called up the other day and he was talking about this and I was laying in bed with Chelsea and don't get any crazy ideas we were actually at that time we were watching And I'm trying to think of what show. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's reunion special. Okay. So he's having a conversation with us about the relationship. And then he says, hey, he goes, I have to talk to you without Chelsea there. And I said, okay, what's that? And he goes, I just got to tell you something, something crazy. I'm like, okay, what's going on? And he said, last night we were leaving the restaurant. And she said, let's have sex in the car. hey yo nice and i said okay and he goes and the whole time all i wanted to do was call you and he named a bunch of the other guy friends and tell you you're not going to believe what's going on

00:04:26 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 8:

and just unclear he's with a very beautiful woman yes he's getting the booty and he's thinking about

00:04:32 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

he was thinking about his buddies his men friends because i think that this happens i don't know if if women do this but i think guys do this too where guys have an experience happen to them like a it could be you know something very intimate like matter of fact think about this when i was younger and the first time i kissed a girl i wanted all i wanted to do is tell tom barrett and brad yeager and brian yeager and you know all the guys that i used to hang out with right when you got home like honestly i wanted to tell them at the moment i wanted them to see it

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 1:

in the car having sex i wouldn't be thinking i gotta call mojo like that's like oh my gosh

00:05:05 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 3:

tomorrow i'm gonna blow mojo's mind i i'm telling you i don't know what the story is but i think that there's something to being able to tell a friend so that your friend can kind of experience it with you because you can't believe it's even happening to you like you can't even get it's like He's with a complete smoke show And he can't believe that this is going on

00:05:30 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 4:

But you're with a smoke show every night

00:05:32 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 3:

I understand

00:05:33 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 4:

So do you call him every night

00:05:34 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 3:

But no I'm not having sex with her in a car I'm going to tell you this If Chelsea decided that We were leaving I don't know wherever J. Alexander's and she said Hey let's have sex in the parking lot For sure I want to be able to Share that with friends Let me show you real quick Wait what? No, I'm not going to show you that. Let me show these guys, my friend, and what this girl looks like so that you can see just the difference in what they are as far as a couple is concerned. Okay? Don't put this on video because they'll be mad about that. That's him with her. Oh, she's beautiful. Wait, wait, wait. What about him? What about him? He's a man. Yeah? Look at this picture. Look at this picture of them together. Yeah.

00:06:23 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 1:

So he's rich?

00:06:25 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, he's got money.

00:06:28 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 5:

Are they looking for a platonic third?

00:06:33 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 3:

You know what? I don't know, but it would be interesting. It would be interesting to see if he would tell everybody.

00:06:37 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 5:

I can bring the comedy, and that is it. Snacks?

00:06:41 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 3:

I remember the days of being younger, and you're just dating. He doesn't, based on it. Well, he kind of does. He's reminiscing again. He's still living it. But I remember the days of being younger when I first got into radio, and I was bad in my old days. Peeping Tom was a bad guy. That was my name, by the way, on the radio. Did you not know that?

00:07:05 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 4:

No.

00:07:05 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God. B96, Peeping Tom.

00:07:07 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 4:

That's a terrible name.

00:07:09 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 3:

That's a great name. It was phenomenal. Nowadays, it wouldn't work. It doesn't work with the wokeness nowadays, right, Mike? It worked then. Kind of. I don't know. But I remember after we would, like, go out, like, we would always go out to, like, the club gigs and things like that. Or I would host, like, a club gig. And I met a girl or whatever, and she came back to my—actually, I was living with my sisters, Pat and Tracy. I did bring one girl back and had to hide her in the room because Aunt Pat would have been, like, so upset if I did it. But I remember going back to a girl's house, and all I wanted to do was call all the other guys that worked at the station.

00:07:51 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 1:

Well, because it's like shooting fish in a barrel. They're all drunk at the end of the night. You're the ugly radio guy, so you know you were shooting above your pay grade.

00:08:00 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 3:

And actually, to be quite honest with you, I wanted to tell them about it twofold. One, because I wanted to have a little brag going. Second thing, to make sure they didn't actually meet that girl the week before. Because that happened a couple of times.

00:08:18 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 1:

That would be a thought for me, like in college, thinking, well, she'll sleep with me. She'll obviously sleep with anybody.

00:08:25 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 2:

But I can think of like even a high school.

00:08:27 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 1:

I've had that toots, Mike.

00:08:28 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 2:

Don't worry about it. Even a high school girlfriend where there was like one thing that I did, one story. I only have one story. But one story there, I was like, man, I wish I could tell somebody because nobody is going to believe that this even happened right now.

00:08:41 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 3:

I'm telling you, Mike. You know what that is? That's your score to touchdown in the homecoming game moment, you know?

00:08:50 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, but who's that football player who said act like you've been here before and that you'll be here again?

00:08:55 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 3:

Somebody that wins a championship a lot and gets laid a lot, too. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Okay, so I guess the question I want to ask, are there any other guys that feel this way or maybe this is something that you have experienced before? when you get done, you meet a girl, whatever it is, you want to share it, you want to tell your friends. And do girls do this? Because I believe women do this.

00:09:21 - 00:09:21 | Unknown:

I don't know.

00:09:21 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 3:

I really do. If Shannon were here today, and she's out sick today, but if Shannon were here today, she would probably say that she and her girlfriends share things with each other.

00:09:28 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 1:

That little gaggle of girlfriends, I'm sure, share everything. Yeah. Maybe not at that moment, though. That ain't a little gaggle, by the way.

00:09:35 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 3:

Did you see how many people were at her birthday party?

00:09:37 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 1:

Who has that many friends? I was like, ooh, that's exhausting.

00:09:41 - 00:09:47 | Speaker 2:

That was a lot of people A lot of people to text in the moment Everyone has their own name though

00:09:47 - 00:09:51 | Speaker 4:

So if you're from like Washington You're D.C. boy You're military man

00:09:51 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

Really? So you guys do do that, huh? Oh yeah I like to know that I wonder if any girl that's been with me Has ever shared

00:10:00 - 00:10:14 | Speaker 1:

Well, I get how you don't want to know the nickname. I guarantee they talk about you and they have that. You know, you're the topic of conversation next girls night. Yeah, like my thing is, I don't think they're calling all their friends like, guess what? Guess where I am right now.

00:10:14 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 7:

I'm in his apartment. I think girls spend more time talking before the date than after the date. It's more like, am I OK? Do I look cute? Versus you won't believe who I maybe. Yeah, men just don't meet the bar. I meant it.

00:10:28 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 4:

That is probably true. Unless the guy that you're with is somebody like an Adam Levine or a George Clooney.

00:10:34 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 7:

But how many Adam Levines are there out there? Not many.

00:10:38 - 00:11:33 | Speaker 4:

I like to think that I have moments. I like to think that that's the case. Text here says, I'm a guy who doesn't like to share things with my friends, but my friends always share with me, and it's not nice. I don't like that they do that. Well, you're a good guy. Because you know what? You probably shouldn't be sharing. He didn't share details. All he said to me was, you're never going to believe that this happened. And then that was it. And I laughed and I said, wow, dude, you met your match. You know what I mean? He actually said it was intimidating. It was very intimidating. I would be intimidated if Chelsea said, hey, I want to have sex in the car. I'd be like, who took my wife? Where did you come from? Get out of here. I don't trust this You're trying to get me arrested for public Indecency and have to go away to jail What's going on Amy?

00:11:35 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 9:

Hey so I have nicknames for any of the guys That I was with so when I bring them up They know which one I'm talking about So there was one in particular he was Terrible and bad so his Nickname turned out to be two pump chump

00:11:48 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 6:

Ouch

00:11:51 - 00:11:55 | Speaker 4:

And you tell your girlfriends all about the The two pump chump

00:11:55 - 00:12:02 | Speaker 9:

They know about each guy, and then whenever I want to refer back to him, it's by the nickname. They don't know their names. It's just a nickname.

00:12:02 - 00:12:09 | Speaker 4:

How does it make you feel to know that the guys do the same thing? They tell their guy friends, but we don't come up with nicknames because we're not that creative.

00:12:10 - 00:12:17 | Speaker 9:

I mean, I wish they would do nicknames so they're not giving me my name. But, I mean, I want to assume it's all good stuff, so I don't mind.

00:12:17 - 00:12:31 | Speaker 4:

And, by the way, just so you know, Too Pump Chump was only Too Pump because you are so beautiful. Thank you. I've heard it many times. See? I'm telling you, I had to tell the girls that a lot. Callie, what's going on?

00:12:32 - 00:12:46 | Speaker 8:

Hey, Mojo. So my girlfriends and I tell each other everything, and I know exactly how many times my friend had to bake cookies with her husband in order to get pregnant and where they baked cookies at in order to get pregnant.

00:12:46 - 00:12:48 | Speaker 4:

Wait a second. Where are they baking cookies at?

00:12:50 - 00:12:54 | Speaker 8:

Just different locations around the city. Really?

00:12:55 - 00:13:00 | Speaker 4:

Is that something that makes it happen faster? Like it makes the conception happen faster?

00:13:02 - 00:13:08 | Speaker 8:

I'm not sure, but she tracks some things on an app every day that week. That was her special week.

00:13:09 - 00:13:22 | Speaker 5:

Wow. Oh, my God. I wanted to share that with you guys because it happened so fast. Like when Allie got pregnant, I wanted to share it with you guys, but I'm like, they're not going to care. Like they're not going to care how fast it happened. But I'm going to tell you right now, Steph Curry with the shot.

00:13:22 - 00:13:23 | Speaker 6:

Wow.

00:13:23 - 00:13:27 | Speaker 5:

Steph Curry. Yeah, it was quick Man, nothing but net

00:13:27 - 00:13:38 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, absolutely That is kind of weird when we're talking about that I'm uncomfortable Do you think Allie's going to be okay with you saying that?

00:13:39 - 00:13:41 | Speaker 5:

Um, I don't know

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