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Mojo In The Morning

I High-Do

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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. I got to shout out one of Chelsea's relatives got married last weekend and didn't get a chance to go to their wedding just because of the timing of the wedding and everything like that. But I wanted to bring this up as a topic because I think that this is really funny. Her uncle was so nervous at the wedding and didn't know if he could walk her cousin down the aisle. Yeah. That it became one of those situations where he was either thinking of he's going to get some drinks in him or maybe he's never done, you know, weed before. Maybe somebody would give him an edible. So a friend gave him an edible of 50 freaking milligram.

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50 milligrams.

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50 milligram knock you on your ass.

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Yeah.

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I mean, that's like one of those ones. You got to be a professional to have a 50 milligram. so he ended up taking the 50 milligram right before he was about to walk his daughter down the aisle and he says he does not remember that he walked his daughter down the aisle that's how high he was from walking down with a 50 milligram inside of him and i thought that this would be kind of a funny little topic to bring up because we have so many people that sometimes will do and by the way kids don't do drugs i want to let your you guys know that Don't do drugs. But I would like to know how many of our listeners, instead of saying I do, said I do. How many of our listeners have ever been high at their own wedding and did you not remember it? Or have you ever been to a family's wedding and you were so high you didn't remember what the hell you did?

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That's not the day to test something when it's your own daughter. I know.

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That's not a good idea.

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Oh, my God.

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But I do think it's kind of funny, though.

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And somebody did him dirty by giving him that and not explaining that you should only take, like, a quarter of it, maybe.

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You know who I call that person? Todd Bartis. Todd, if you're listening to the show, you should call up the show because Todd Bartis gave me a congratulatory end of the season. We both coached together. Big old chocolate edible. Not telling me that I can't eat the whole damn thing. You don't tell a fat guy they can't eat a chocolate, right? And it was literally the size of a Wonka bar. Oh, my God. You should probably. It's common sense. But it was one of those ones where I was like, this is so good. How do I stop?

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I saw Todd at Costco the other day. Did you really?

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Todd's the greatest. But all right. Hi-do. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. I want to take calls from people. And again, if you've got children in your car, kids, I know it's legal in some of our listening areas.

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Drugs are bad.

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They're very bad for you. You know what these drugs do? These drugs make you get jobs in this business, radio. I'm on drugs!

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Is the deer program still around?

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I hope so.

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I don't think so. Man, bring that deer program.

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They need to bring it back.

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I had the t-shirt with the dog. What was the dog's name? I don't know.

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I dare you guys to bring it back. What's up, Kaylee? Hi, how you doing?

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Hi. So my father-in-law handed out a bunch of gummies at his niece's wedding. And my husband got super high and was just sobbing and was like, this is the most beautiful wedding I've ever been to. And a bunch of women were handing him Kleenexes, and they're like, it's okay, it's okay. and he's like, look at my cousin. She looks like a gem up there.

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He's beautiful.

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He's beautiful.

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Did people know that that happened to him, or did people just think that he was just an emotional guy?

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They just thought he was an emotional guy. Grown women were consoling him, and I'm in front of him slapping his leg behind him. I'm like, control yourself.

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Control yourself.

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That's funny. Jalen, hi, do. What's going on, Jalen? Who was high at the wedding?

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Hi. Well, my husband had a very strict rule. One joint before we said our vows. Him and his groomsmen were limited to one joint only. After that, party on.

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And did he abide by that?

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He sure did. If he knew what was good for him, he better have.

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You would be able to tell, right? How can you tell when he's high?

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Oh, he's got that look in his eye. I would have known right away. Right away. No, we were good. As soon as the balls were over, though, I said, go do what you got to do. And him and his groomsmen sure did. Wait a second.

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So you let him do that for even the reception? You didn't want him, like, completely sober? Yeah. Really?

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Oh, no. Party on. Dan's floor never stopped that night. Trust me.

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I can't believe it. Like, you are probably the wife of the century for something like that, that you allowed that.

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I think he thinks so, too.

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Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Paige, what's going on? This is even bigger than taking it edible. What did you do, Paige?

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At my cousin's wedding, me and my husband did some beautiful magic mushrooms. It was a marvelous wedding, let me tell you.

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Was it the first time you guys did it? No. Okay, okay. I know a groom who did it on his wedding day.

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Oh, really? Yeah. And how did that turn out?

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You could tell.

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Really?

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Oh, yeah, you could tell.

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What is the difference? Like, what does it do differently than if you were just having a normal gummy or something?

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It's a look in your eye, man. I don't know how to describe it, but there's a... The fire in the eye? You can tell he's looking at something different than I am.

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Is that the look that every bride wants to see in their man or no?

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I don't know if she knew. She probably knew. I don't know. I think they love each other. I think she puts up with a lot.

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Reagan, both you and your husband-to-be, you guys both got stoned before you were eloping?

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Yes, we got stoned in the car. We had a little ceremony with just my parents and his parents and stuff, and we literally smoked a joint in the car together before we went out and got married, and then we smoked one together before we went to dinner. And do you remember the wedding? I sure do.

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I do want to tell you this, and I don't want you to tell him, But if you ever want to get divorced and have that wedding completely annulled so that it never happens, legally, you cannot be under the influence of anything when you get married and say, I do. So legally, you're not married, Regan.

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Really? They make you sign. But isn't that different? I did not know that.

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Isn't it just when you sign the marriage license, though? Yeah, like when we got our marriage license, that was part of it. It's not like the ceremony.

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I think you're done. I think you guys aren't really married. Matter of fact, I think you better be careful.

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Well, he's got my initial tattooed on his ring finger. Yeah, you got it.

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You got it. You can stay there. Take care of yourself. We appreciate it. Hold on. Shy wants to tell me the difference. What's the difference between a marijuana high and a shroom high?

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Okay, so the shroom high is like a psychedelic high, but it's an observing high. So you're, like, really observing in the whole situation. It's like you see colors and you feel all of your emotion heightened. So it's nothing like marijuana high. Marijuana high, you're just, like, drowsy, really hungry. You know, you're just feeling good.

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