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I Love My Man But Blank is So Hot
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I Love My Man But Blank is So Hot

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All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show, phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE. Okay, I want to have you fill in the blank. and I want everybody to participate in this one. You're not cheating if you participate. Quick topic. I love my man, but blank is so hot. You cannot say a celebrity's name. So you cannot say a celebrity, whether they be an actor or an athlete or anybody. It's got to be somebody that you know in your daily life. The reason why I ask this question is, when asked this question, I love my man, but blank is so hot, who do you think ranked number one on most women in our listening areas oh so it's not a specific person it's like a genre of person it was actually a specific person but it all fit in the same mold

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of like what kind of person it was i was gonna say tom the guy who owns the handlebars in toledo

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okay so so tom from handlebars love him that's the guy that you love okay he's now married and

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very happy and we're very happy for him but i am a little bit sad all right well tom uh tom's wife

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Watch out. She's coming for you. I love my man, but Blank is so hot. The interesting thing was when asked that question of just random people, number one on the list were firefighters.

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So it wasn't like a genre of people, not a specific person.

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It wasn't a person that was a firefighter. Number two was the UPS guys, which, by the way, it's interesting. UPS guys still get a lot of love because they wear the brown uniforms. They wear the brown. And number three was that guy in the office. Somebody that somebody works with.

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That little work love.

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Which, by the way, you got to be careful of that. I think, Kevin, you may be that for some of these women that are here in this office.

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I would love to be that for some of these women. At least I've been looking a little good lately. Really? Yeah, I feel like it. See that pink shirt she had on last week?

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I did not. I did not notice that.

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I don't know if I should say this. This is like HR violations.

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Respectfully. Dumped it. You can get in trouble.

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It is what it is.

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Wait, by the way, it's her saying it. She has to say it about you, not you saying it about her. All right. So I love my man, but blank is so hot. Shannon, who would be yours here?

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So I thought you were going for a specific person too, but I'll be general about it and say, without saying his name, I love my husband, but his best friend is really hot. Whoa, that's too close.

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Shannon, you can't say that.

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No, his name. I had you. I had you. And it is no secret, but I think his best friend Wildman is so hot. Okay, y'all don't start dropping names after I asked for

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clarification. I just dropped the name. I know you did. I know you did. But Mojo, I asked for clarification.

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and then you threw me under the bus to get me to say it and then went to generals. I want to hear specific names of a person you find hot.

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I don't find, this is for men. Women.

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Chelsea. He's taking a way out. No, that's cool. You just said, everybody in this room has to participate. You did not say every woman has to participate. Thank you, Shannon.

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I cannot believe, though, that you would actually say that you think that, you know, Wes is a guy, buddy. No, no, no, stop. Does that bother Wes?

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No, we're not going to let this go. I need a name from you right now.

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I would never, ever find any of my wife's friends at all.

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Oh, I'm going to throw something at you. I swear to God.

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All right, I'll say this one. Okay, ready? I love my wife. I love my wife. But the Mother Mary is so hot. Oh, my God. I love you, Mother Mary. Thank you for what you did. Thank you for what you did. You gave us the Son of God.

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Oh, I've got another one. I've got another one. Go ahead. I've got another one. My husband is so hot, but Scott Mick is also. I wanted to say thank you so much for everything. I'm leaving. Goodbye.

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All right. Kevin, what about you? You got one?

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I ain't even in a relationship, so it ain't like I got one.

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It doesn't make a difference. How about this one then for you? Would you like Nikki's? Nikki. All right. Nikki.

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Such BS.

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Say, I love your man. Go ahead.

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Okay. I love my man. I really do. 13 years now. But Kevin is so fine, okay? Awesome, Nikki. Hey, little quickie with Nikki. Okay, hello.

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Wait, hold on a second. Are you a taken woman when you say you love your man? Like, is that a...

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13 years.

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13 years. So you actually love... Okay. What would your guy do?

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But I'm telling you, I be back in my eyelashes. That's Kevin. Like, yes.

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Would you ever ask your guy for a free pass?

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Would I ask?

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Yeah, you should ask him.

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I wouldn't ask. I would just kind of just, it's just that thing that you just look at. You don't go for it. You just kind of look like, oh, child.

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How about this? How about this? If your man said, okay, I'll give you a free pass with Kevin, but I got to watch, would you be down for that?

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Oh, I plead the one, two, three, four, six.

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Kevin, would you be okay with Nikki? No, he don't need to watch. You're not into that?

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You know, Nicky is about 5'10", 175 pounds of fun, but I don't think he gonna let you go for it. I'm sorry.

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Oh, my God. That's crazy. Yeah.

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Okay, Nicky.

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That is crazy. Call him all off. I love my wife, but Tom Brady is so hot.

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You said no celebrities.

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I love, and I know. Okay. All right. I would say this. Who would be, I'm trying to think of mine. Who would be the hot person?

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I know exactly. Yeah. I know a million of these.

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Man, it's a girl that's a photographer for the Tigers. Yeah. Bro, she's so cold.

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The girl that's, like, very popular on TikTok?

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I don't know her TikTok.

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Oh, she's very hot.

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You know who's hot for the Tigers? Who's the sideline reporter that we met at the Tigers?

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She had that all brown on.

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Yeah, Daniela, is that her name?

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I think so. I know her name.

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Yes, Daniela Bruce. Oh, my God. She was hot. She was very attractive. Oh, Bruce. Yeah. I love my wife, but our boss, Colleen, is pretty hot. What do you guys think? I agree with you. I mean, we've even talked to the girls. Yeah, there's a little sense.

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And she's kind. And she's stylish. She's very stylish. Yes.

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Jack, how you doing? I love him. Jack, are you? Well, I can't judge. Jack, are you going to say I love my man or I love my woman?

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I loved my wife.

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Okay. I love my wife. But who is so hot?

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Megan is my future wife

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Oh What is it Jack She's

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It's actually Jeff I'm not sure where Jack came from

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Sorry that's what I thought you said We're trying

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We're giving you an alias so that your wife doesn't get mad

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Oh she's with God Now so it's okay

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I thought you said loved

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I'm so sorry

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But what I heard is You're single.

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Too soon? No, it's never too soon.

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It's been four years.

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Perfect.

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His widow would want him to have a smile on his face, right, Jeff?

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Jeff, where do you live?

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Yes. I'm in Burton, Michigan. Okay.

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How old are you, Jeff?

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This is actually, yes. How old are you? 48. Okay.

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Well, I've been a truck driver since 08.

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Oh, she already loves you.

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I actually called in a couple weeks ago about...

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crush thing or whatever and it was a little bit off because I said Megan was my crush versus a co-worker. You guys remember that? I've invited you guys to go. I've invited you guys to come to a Firebirds game here in Flint. Not long ago.

00:10:19 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 1:

Well Jeff, one more phone call and we have to get a restraining order for Megan here.

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How big is the bed in the back of the big rig?

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What's going on, Courtney?

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Yours is Jessica Dupnack for you. That is true.

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Jessica Dupnack is hot. There's something about Jessica Dupnack. But you know the funny thing about her is? I find her hotter when she's in the midst of doing a story that is like a murder or something. I don't know what the story is. Like when she's got like a really big hardcore like crime story going on and she's using a bunch of alliterations during her thing. Yeah. Get you moist. She's great. It's pretty much. Nice and tender. What's going on? How you doing? Stop eating those grits over there while you're doing this. I'm doing it. What's going on, Jenny? Hi.

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Hi. Good morning.

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Good morning.

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So, I don't want to get in trouble, but I love my fiance so much, but Zach can absolutely get it any day of the week. Zach does. I wish Zach was on the mic so soon.

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Zach, come on in the studio and meet her.

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I'll do this for Zach. Ow.

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Listen, it's not too late. He just made his day. You ain't married yet. Wait, I want to know what your husband looks like because the last thing I want to see is somebody getting beat up in the Eastern Market. Ow. Say hello to Jenny, Zach. Hey, Jenny. I don't have any headphones.

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Hi, Zach. She said hi.

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What does your husband do for a living?

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I'm about to blast him. um he'll actually zach would love him because he's a bud tender at a dispensary okay does he own firearms no no okay good good yeah just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't

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score did you think that you do you think that your husband would allow for a third in the

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relationship we could make that work for you uh probably not he is really jealous too oh god Do not tell him you're called today.

00:12:25 - 00:12:31 | Speaker 1:

What do you do, Zach, if the next time that you're going to buy weed, the bud tender looks and goes, so you're Zach?

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Probably move on to the next guest here.

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Jenny was talking about you. Thank you, Jenny. We love you. Take care of yourself, Jenny. Love you. Appreciate you. Jeremy, what's happening, Jeremy?

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How much is driving back home?

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I love it, Jeremy. What's going on?

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You ladies? Oh, my God.

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The ladies have sexy voices? Thanks.

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Yes.

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They do. Appreciate it. Let me ask you a question. Let's rank the ladies here right now. Oh, don't do that. Let's do that. Let's see. We got Shannon, Megan, Lydia, and Bianca. I don't know if you know Bianca. She's been new to the show here.

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I've been listening for a couple weeks. I know Megan's voice a little bit. Wow.

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We're ranking on voice. We're ranking on voice. Okay.

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I'm sorry, who was first?

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Who's first? Actually, go last to first. So who's the one you like the least?

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I haven't heard all their voices.

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Come on, y'all. Go ahead, Bianca and Lydia, will you say hello?

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Hi, Mike. Hey, Mike. Oh, this is Jeremy. Hey, Jeremy.

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Jeremy, Jeremy. You can call Mike if you want to.

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Hi, Jeremy. It's Bianca. I'm Mike. Sorry. What's up?

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Okay, Jeremy. So you got Bianca, Lydia. Now, Shannon, will you say hello?

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Oh, my God.

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I just put food in my mouth.

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Hi, Mike. No, his name is Jeremy. Jeremy. Are we okay?

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No.

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What about you, Megan? Will you say hello?

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Hi, Jeremy.

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All right. So who comes in fourth?

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Lydia.

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Lydia's fourth. Okay. Who's third?

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Oh, boy. It's a mix-up between Shannon and the third lady.

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And Bianca.

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Janet, you rank a lady.

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You rank third.

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I'll take third over being called lady.

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All right, so there's a tie now, or actually, nobody. We don't have a tie. Megan's the winner.

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Yeah. Ew.

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Megan is the winner.

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I can be his old lady. You know what I mean, Jeremy? You know what I mean, Jeremy?

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Let me just tell you.

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Hey, I'm already retired, so go for it.

00:14:46 - 00:15:00 | Speaker 1:

Let me just tell you, Megan, Megan is, her beauty is better than her face, but most of the time, her beauty is better than her voice, her beauty is better.

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It's better than her voice, but usually her voice is the thing that's yelling at me.

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You know what? For years, for years, nobody has called me pretty around here. That makes so much sense. That just came out of his mouth.

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Megan.

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I have never once working for the show. So pretty. In case you were wondering, let's cement it right now, that I am clearly perceived as the ugliest person around here. No, you're not. Megan is hot. No, that felt right.

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