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I Married Into a Weird Family
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I Married Into a Weird Family

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March 12, 2025 | 00:09:47 | Leisure

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Shannon, when I initially saw this thing, I thought you were talking about your husband's family, but you are not. I'm married into a weird family.

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Have you married into a weird family? A family that just does something or has a strange habit that is so off the wall, but now they're your family too. I think I've talked about this before, but my little sister, Jacqueline, lives like less than 10 minutes from me. So we see her and my two nieces a ton. And every time we go to her house, not every time, but a good chunk of the times, we gather around my sister on her couch and she cleans all of our ears with that little ear camera that's attached to your iPhone. And we love this. My kids love this. Her girls love it. then she does her own excuse me and we all sit there and watch and two nights ago we were there my poor brother-in-law ryan goes i married into a really weird family you did but you love it the fact that this is an organized family activity is what's weird and we at my kids run in and they're like can you clean our ears and jacqueline we love it why do those things really work and it's fascinating to see what is in your ear it is i want to say it's safer too like with q-tips

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sometimes you're actually pushing the wax in you're not really great everybody says that

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everybody says that what have you ever met anybody who had that happen to them i'm not saying it doesn't happen i watch those weird doctors i see it get cleaned out but is that like one in 10 billion people like how often does that happen in like impacted around your eardrum but my point is

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do you know anybody that this ever happened to no no i'm saying like when you put a q-tip in your ear and you like twist it or you try to wherever the case is yes some wax can come out but not as much as you think is coming out you're actually pushing some in when you need to get one of these

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things i wish we could talk to my brother-in-law i think he's working and he's also very shy but he just apparently has a very monotone voice. It does he? Yeah.

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So, by the way, that could be kind of funny. And they put the thing in their air. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. Tell us about the weird family that you married into or maybe that your significant other married into. I don't know. Maybe you want to just call out the weird family and like the weird family tradition. I still remember the first time that Chelsea met my family. We were dating. We lived in Arizona. My family all lived in Chicago. And it was the year that my aunt gave everybody boxes of chocolate, but she only gave the people that were in relationships. And they were actually, do you know what a Frango Mints are?

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Oh, yeah.

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This is the Frango Mints story. They used to have Frango Mints at Macy's or Hudson's and Marshall Fields in Chicago and stuff.

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Shout out to Marshall Fields.

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And my aunt Jenny gave.

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All those that had relationships, Frango Mints, including me, because I had a new relationship. I was dating Chelsea. Pat was the only one that didn't have a relationship. Poor Aunt Pat. So Pat started crying over her Frango Mints.

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Can I say something controversial yet brave?

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Yeah.

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Your aunt is a bitch. She was a bitchy.

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No, actually, she was awesome. She didn't mean it. She thought it was like a family gift, and she goes, oh, I just wanted to get it. But it didn't play well for Pat. Was she in a relationship, your aunt? No, she was a single one. She was a single aunt. Oh, that's just so funny. Isn't that funny? Did you give Pat your Frankel mints? Everybody offered her our Frankel. We'll give you our effing mints. But that was like the thing. And Chelsea was like, I remember we were going to bed that night. And Chelsea goes, that was really an interesting. I'm like, Chelsea, this is just the start of it. Soon we'll be cleaning each other's ears.

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It's addicting. I'm telling you. By the way. I am telling you. Your ears would be fascinating. You have so much earwax more than anybody else I've ever met in my life.

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Bring it in, and I'll have you clean it during the show.

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You would be a jackpot.

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What's up, Buck? How you doing?

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Good. My mother-in-law, or my wife and my mother-in-law's family are just really weird. They always seem to have some ailments and issues. I had to take my father-in-law to the doctor one time, the EMT, because he couldn't hear, and we thought he was having issues. And they cleaned out, like, three different Q-tip swabs, a big old cotton ball. Wait, they were all stuck in his ear still?

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Oh, my God. I love it. That's wild. So here we are talking about that, and it actually happened to your father-in-law. And that's like the weird family thing that you guys have. That's crazy. Tasha, what's going on?

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Hi. So this Christmas, we were getting ready to get my daughter's presents out, and my husband had got her, like, a little kid tool bench. and I wanted to cover it and he was like well it's from Santa you don't wrap the presents from Santa and I said

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what? Oh yeah by the way that is kind of an interesting thing Santa should not be wrapped he doesn't wrap presents but Santa for some reason some families wraps presents

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I think the elves wrap presents depending on the household

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so did this become like an issue when you bring a new person into the family the tradition was different in theirs

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yeah my so like we always I always had my presents wrapped like growing up and so it was so odd when my husband was like I don't wrap presents from Santa and I was like wait a second well it's funny

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my family was different too in in my family growing up as a kid it was different than Chelsea's Santa came in my family on Christmas Eve where Santa comes to Chelsea and now our kids family she took that we took her tradition of christmas day that was hard for me because as a kid it was always santa was on christmas eve and you know what santa can come any day he wants to

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right michelle hi michelle what's going on hi mojo i am i hold on hold on okay oh wait wait hold on it's okay what are you doing what do you got going on there coffee i'm hoping to move this the chest into her little apartment thing, but here we go.

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You're helping somebody move?

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My aunt, yes. Okay. Hi, Aunt Kathy. Hi. What's up, Kathy? Hi. It's Aunt Kathy. We love Aunt Kathy. It's favorite Aunt Kathy. Favorite Aunt Kathy.

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I got one of those. Does she give everybody frango mints? How does that work?

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No, but she bought me an egg McMuffin and a coffee this morning. Yay, I'll do that any day.

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That's so nice. What's the weird family tradition?

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My husband, his brothers dated the same girl, which they had fruit from. So he's got, how can I explain this? His nephews are brothers, half brothers, but also cousins because his brothers, Had a baby with the same girl.

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This is fantastic.

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And then they broke up, and now they dated somebody new, and now they switched girlfriends again. Again? Ooh, that is drama.

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And Kathy, what do you think about that whole situation?

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Oh, I had to walk away from Aunt Kathy. Aunt Kathy is Catholic, but she doesn't need to know this.

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Oh, she doesn't need to know.

00:09:43 - 00:09:47 | Speaker 3:

That is spectacular. The secrets. Where are you guys from?

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where do you guys listen to us well i am in nunica which you guys probably have no idea it's kind of by grand haven oh yeah okay we'll be out your way west michigan this weekend yep yes i know i'm

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I'm trying to get over there to see you guys. I want to meet you so bad. Oh, we can't wait. Bring the presents. And Aunt Kathy. Oh, Aunt Kathy will while out. You have no idea.

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That's awesome. Oh, my God. Well, what a story. That is a great story. What's going on, Lisa? Hi.

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Hi there. How are you this morning? First time calling, a long time. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. So, anyways, I was telling your lady who I talked to just a moment ago, and I apologize. Yeah, yeah. Lydia, that my uncle used to use Q-tips in his ears all the time. He was cleaning it out one day. Somebody came up to him and spoke to him, and he turned real fast. It got damned into his ear, and he lost his hearing in that ear.

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Oh, you see that, Shannon and Megan? You guys doubted it. I use Q-tips. I do. No, don't doubt the Q-tips. Dude, it feels good.

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I don't care. That weird feeling you get when you shove that Q-tip in too far.

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You know what's weird? It's good. Don't you feel it in your loins when you hit that eardrum?

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No. You're not supposed to.

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I ain't never hit that. It hits it. It goes all the way down. No.

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I usually have to sneeze.

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It's like nails on a chalkboard or something. Wait.

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Did you just compare arousal to nails on a chalkboard? I don't. What?

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You haven't been aroused like I've been aroused. Like a Q-tip can arouse you.

00:11:28 - 00:11:43 | Speaker 7:

you name your q-tips actually it's like freak a league it's like the uh

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