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I Stole It from Work
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I Stole It from Work

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January 26, 2023 | 00:13:47 | Leisure

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All right, Mojo in the morning show. We talked in trending news about this. And then briefly I mentioned this. And then Spike's like, we should bring this up as a topic. You know, there's been all the stories that have been coming out about these these documents that Biden, Trump, Pence, like all these guys have had like they're they're the secret documents. What do they call them?

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They're called classified classified.

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And in some cases they were top secret, top secret, classified documents that they're keeping in their garage next to their Corvette or in the basement or, you know, in a locked closet. And we jokingly mentioned during Trending News yesterday about how I wonder, you know, if there are people that take things or steal things from work and take things home. And we didn't have time to take calls because the show was over with at that point. We weren't going to go over time. And we figured that would be a good opportunity to, like, just throw it up there. Like, what do you have from your work that you're not supposed to have at home?

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I think there's something about the last two years of people working from home that then when they started going back to work and some people were a little loosey-goosey with, well, I'm working from home three days a week, so I'm going to need these supplies to take with me and stuff. But even before COVID, it went a lot further than that. Everybody I know in the healthcare industry, oh, they help themselves to medical supplies, first aid supplies, sometimes even if they can get their hands on some stuff. But it could go to any occupation, maybe something in the donut shop. I'd take the donut maker home.

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Or at least take a big old thing of donut mix.

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Yeah, or what about this week? Has anyone ever borrowed a snowplow for the night?

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Oh, yeah.

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So we have a red Chevy, I believe, pickup truck in the parking lot that the engineers don't use. They don't drive. They won't use. And I thought to myself, I'm like, that thing is just sitting there. And when KP had her tires balled and couldn't drive around, I'm like, KP, just take one of these vehicles home.

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You actually should have done that.

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Like, honestly, how many, it would be actually a good thing to see that car move because it's now it's, you know, piles of snow. It's just been sitting there. Yeah.

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I don't know if that's a safer option. These cars haven't moved in a long time.

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I've wondered about this with people that have, like, work trucks or company trucks. How many of you whose trucks are parked in front of houses are supposed to be taking those trucks home or your work cars home or police officers? If you're a police officer, can you take your squad car home?

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Yeah, some do just because the mileage, you know, they rather waste company gas than their own personal gas if they could drive the company car. I remember one time I drove the radio station truck home overnight because I was doing a break and entering Christmas wish really early the next morning. And so I'll never forget how excited all the kids in my neighborhood were to see the radio station vehicle. And they were all coming over to my driveway, taking pictures with it and everything. And I was like, wow, I, you know, for me, it was convenient to just be able to drive the company car home. and then go right to that house instead of having to come into work an hour early, loaded, all that stuff.

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Joe, Joe Show, Joe, my son, it's weird, how do you refer to him? But his lease is coming up, and he's going into a blazer. He's getting out of a Chevy Colorado, and he was getting over miles. So he decided he was going to take home one of the station vehicles. Well, he ended up taking home the station vehicle that had everything packed up for a promo that was supposed to do.

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Oh, my gosh.

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So they called and said, we need the vehicle back. So Joe had to become the station promo person. He had to go out and set up the tents and all that stuff.

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He's like, I'll never do that.

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He's like, I'd rather just pay the tent 20 cents a mile or whatever it is. Nick, how you doing?

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Doing well. How you doing?

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Good. So what do you have from work that you're not supposed to? Classified documents.

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I wish. Yeah, I work maintenance at a country club, and I would stockpile my tools. So I practically stocked my entire toolbox with tools from work.

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Wow.

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Oh, yeah. Do they miss them, or is it, like, have you been busted before?

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No, I don't work there. It's been a few years since I've worked there now. But, no, I worked there for many years, and just every year would take a few things here and there. I think mostly I borrowed them, and they just stayed at home.

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I bet you that's common because tools are so expensive.

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I wonder if you work at a country club, do you make your own putting green in your backyard?

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Yes. That'd be great. I should have. I would love to.

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Bring all that stuff home with you to do it. What's up, Caitlin?

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Hi. Good morning, guys. Good morning.

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Good morning. What do you have from work?

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So I actually texted in. KP called me. I actually, it's the opposite for me where I have to bring things into work because my manager is so cheap.

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Oh, God. I should have taken you as the last call That's funny

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Yeah, like the things he doesn't think I need I have to make Like sale signs and stuff And he bought us like a personal Laminator that you would Use for your house

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I feel like I do that here though No offense to iHeart But to me it's like I can't find Anything anytime so I just go to like Buy my own stuff and just bring it in from home

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Oh, you want to talk about teachers How they have to buy them I was just going to say, I mean, that's... The whole classroom they paid for.

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What's up, Hannah?

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Hi, how's it going?

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Good. What do you have from work that you're not supposed to?

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Good. So, it's really... It was a bad story. My best friend actually works in a dental office, and you know the molded clay that they use to make, like, shapes of the people's teeth? Oh, yeah. Well, she brought one of those kits home, and they actually molded her husband's junk. Stop it right now. That is hysterical.

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Does my insurance cover an impression of my penis? I'm not sure.

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And it had, like, his pubes on it and everything. Oh, my God.

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Don't tell me. Yeah, that's right, Mike. Your wife works in a dentist's office. It gives you a good weekend activity for these cold weather days.

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Jace, what's up?

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Hi. I actually used to work at Starbucks, and they were so strict about everything. Like, you weren't allowed to take home any of the food that was going to get thrown out that day because they literally considered it theft and would write you up for it if they caught you.

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Even if it's going in the trash.

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Right? We weren't even allowed to donate it. Some of us brought that up, and they're like, no, it's theft. And it was the dumbest thing. You weren't even allowed to make drinks for yourself on shift.

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I didn't realize that. I always thought that that would be, like, the greatest place to work.

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Well, the biggest perk, yeah.

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I would take home the straws. I always liked those green straws. although some places don't have them now.

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Please, how much stuff I would take home. Like, I would actually go to the freezer and take cake pops home.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Well, maybe that's why they have policy. Wasn't it like five or six years ago they allowed everybody to have a free bag of coffee every week? Is that not a thing anymore?

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No, we never got free coffee.

00:09:05 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 1:

Wow. Wow. Mojo in the morning. What's up, Jack?

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Hi, how's it going, guys? Good. So you guys were talking about KP using the work truck out there. I highly do not recommend that. Right when we were getting that Christmas storm, I had used the work truck to help me move from Toledo to Bowling Green, and I was sitting at a red light down in BG and had blown all the tires just for not being on the road.

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Wait, were you responsible then for replacing those tires?

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No. Luckily, the work came through, but they were helping out, and it was my last week due to it being winter, So it's just kind of like a bad storm of events, but it worked out.

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Jack's saying be careful because he knows what cheap company KP works for and might not be the same outcome. Sophia?

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Hey, good morning.

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Hi. What did you take home from work?

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So it wasn't me, but I work in health care.

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brought this up, people would take IV fluids, like the whole bag of IV fluids if they were planning on going drinking. That is a very popular one. A very popular one. All the time.

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Yeah. That's awesome.

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I mean, it is magical.

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Give yourself a chance. Andrew, what's going on? This would be a cool thing to take home with you from work.

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Well, I kind of pulled the spike and I had to use the limo the next day My truck only had like a quarter tank of fuel in it, and I was like, instead of driving back to the yard to go get it the next day, I just took it home, and I kept it for the weekend.

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Now, I parked the station vehicle in the garage because I was afraid of someone breaking in because we had all the Christmas gifts in there. You just had the limo out in front of your house?

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Oh, 100%. Put it right in the yard.

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Did you like take the family out for dinner? Like, you know, hey, we're going to Sonic?

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I did actually take the family out.

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did they sit in the back and you had to drive them they did that's great that is awesome allison wants to clarify something starbucks is not cheap why allison hey um well i currently

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work there i've worked there for like five or six years now um and we get a bag of coffee a week we get as many drinks as we want on shift yeah we're getting a lot of a lot of texts disagreeing with what she said so it depends because there's there's corporate starbuckses which are like the standalone building and then there's licensed starbuckses which are like targets and um airports

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and which ones can you steal from them well corporate lets you take them okay yeah yeah

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we're getting a lot of mess saying they donate the food they they do let you have a bag of coffee that you can make your own drinks on staff so maybe she works at one of those licensed off

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brand ones can i tell you what i wish i would have stolen and never did i was doing a stage announcements for boys to men like this was a few years ago when they were touring or whatever and i was backstage and i'm going to send you guys a picture they had these boys to men microphones in the back and i'm standing there just looking at them and i'm like oh my god they're like bedazzled they say boys to men on them and i want to take one i wanted to take one because how awesome would that have been to go to a karaoke bar and sing boys to men Oh, my God.

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The bedazzled official microphone.

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Now, they're going to notice the microphone's missing, right? When the boys de men get up on stage and one of the boys de men doesn't have his bedazzled microphone, there's going to be a problem.

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I wish I had taken it so bad.

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I've often wanted to know when our bosses kind of change out the, you know, artist plaques and things that we have on the walls. Like, can I take home one? You know what I mean?

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You can ask because none of them are going to the new building. I asked yesterday about one of the pictures on the wall Because I said, is that going with us? And they said no Well, the official iHeart ones that are photos from our concerts and stuff They might be going down

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Oh, because I was going to say, the Big Sean from our big show Oh, the Taylor Swift one

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Yeah, so they're going downtown But the plaques and gold records and frame stuff are not

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You know what I'm taking from this place right now? I'm going to take it today I'm going to take Spike's chair

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Oh my god, what is going to happen to your chair? We need to have like a funeral for that chair.

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No, I got rid of that chair. I put that chair in the dumpster. This is the company chair here.

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Don't you touch that chair.

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These aren't going down either, they told us.

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No. These chairs. I hear the chairs in the new building are nicer than the chairs that we have here.

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We got a move-in date.

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Yeah, it got pushed back. Guess what? Did you hear the date? I heard September. September, no. September. We think I was gone.

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It was like three days ago? Yes.

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No.

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It started off. Ready for this? We were supposed to be in in last May. Yeah, August was supposed to already be in. Then it was, we were moving, I think, in October, which is last October, not this upcoming October. Then it was supposed to be this May. Then it was supposed to be June or July. Then it was supposed to be August. Then now it's September. Guys, I'm not kidding you when I say this to you.

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I hope we get in by the end of our contract.

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I don't think. I think our contracts will expire. And honestly, I don't think we'll ever move in. I think we'll be evicted out of this place.

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It's coming along. Yes. I mean, if you've gone down to see it.

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Well, the outside's fine. It's the guts of the building, all the wiring and electronics and radio equipment that's stolen.

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Here's what I'm guessing. We're going to be brought. This is my honest guess of what's going to happen. We're going to end up moving to like Auburn Hills to like an office building that they just found at the last minute because for some reason that's the only place that will take us.

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I don't know. I just talked to the boss yesterday. They said that we're going to be doing the show from your basement. in your house honestly i'm fine with that the commute is actually great for me it's 38 steps as long as you don't make us shovel the driveway when we get there i will be absolutely happy to

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uh to pull that off um all right oh god this is a good one hold on i gotta go back to the what did you take from work patrick what did you take from

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work yeah so when i was in my late teens early 20s i worked for a company that uh set up bounce houses and um i lived in the same apartment complex as the owner so uh we would set them up on saturdays and sundays and so from saturday night to sunday i would keep them in my truck well when we got home on saturday night and all my friends got off work we would start drinking and partying and set up the bounce houses and jump on them well one saturday night the owner was at a wedding and he comes driving in the apartment complex at one in the morning and he saw us. He was so mad.

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