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I Thought I'd Never See You Again
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I Thought I'd Never See You Again

from Mojo In The Morning

January 31, 2023 | 00:06:51 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:29 | Speaker 1:

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guess who our producer kp ran into oh she's gonna tell you coming up here in a second she ran into them and uh it would always be an awkward time to run into this type of person uh matter of fact some of our listeners probably uh will have to share with us theirs but um kp first off where were you oh good old target oh okay so you ran into him at target and you were where at Target at the time?

00:02:02 - 00:02:18 | Speaker 7:

I was in the return line and I looked over, saw a familiar face that I haven't seen in like eight plus years. I looked terrible too, so that was great. Not that he even matters. I will tell you who he is. The guy I lost my virginity to. Oh, yeah!

00:02:19 - 00:02:24 | Speaker 6:

Hey, pal! How's it going? What were you buying? What aisle? Were you like holding it?

00:02:24 - 00:02:28 | Speaker 5:

The returns. He was in the return line. Was he returning your virginity to you? No.

00:02:29 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 7:

the best part was he was standing right next to what I would assume is his girlfriend.

00:02:38 - 00:02:41 | Speaker 5:

Oh, jeez. Did he say hi to you? No.

00:02:42 - 00:02:45 | Speaker 7:

No? Oh, really? No. Neither of us said hi. Really?

00:02:45 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 9:

I did not see him after that. Oh, I would have looked down on his pants and said, long time no see.

00:02:52 - 00:02:53 | Speaker 8:

There's nothing to see there.

00:02:56 - 00:03:01 | Speaker 6:

All right, come on. It was the first time for a lot of people here. We don't need to be slinging insults. I'm sorry.

00:03:02 - 00:03:09 | Speaker 5:

Did you feel weird, like seeing him? Yeah. I bet. That's wild.

00:03:09 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 7:

It takes a lot to make me feel weird, and that made me feel weird.

00:03:14 - 00:03:20 | Speaker 5:

Where exactly is the person that you lost your virginity to? Do you guys know where the person is that you lost your virginity to?

00:03:20 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 8:

Thriving, and I'm so mad about it. He's doing super well. He's married. They're happy.

00:03:29 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 9:

I could have been a rich Rich housewife you guys I dropped the ball on this hardcore He's happy And I'm happy for him

00:03:43 - 00:03:51 | Speaker 5:

The girl that I lost my virginity to We are actually Facebook friends So I see her and her nice family All the time

00:03:51 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 9:

The last time I saw the guy I lost my virginity to I was sloppy drunk in a bar And they had one of those like digital jukeboxes. So I played Ariana Grande's Break Up With Your Girlfriend on Repay. And thank you, next. I was slappy, slappy, slappy dog. Slappy, slappy, slappy.

00:04:12 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 5:

844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. Anybody have a crazy encounter with the person that they lost their virginity to? Where's the person that you lost your virginity to, Spike Mike?

00:04:24 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 6:

She is... Well, I haven't seen her probably since college But she's I saw maybe four or five years ago I saw pictures of her and her beautiful family And I think she's a dance instructor Like a teacher for kids So I haven't talked to her She still looked good Decades So, yeah I mean, you know, we're all I was a teenager So none of us look like we looked I know

00:04:51 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 5:

When we were 18 Mine had a glow up So mine actually looks really good now She definitely aged better than I did.

00:04:58 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

Yeah.

00:05:00 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 1:

What about you, Mike? Way better.

00:05:01 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 7:

She's married to me. Yeah. Good answer. Just kidding. What a good answer. No, she is in Texas. She married a taller version of me, basically. I'm dead serious. The guy looks just like me. He's from Texas, but he's tough.

00:05:17 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 3:

Really?

00:05:18 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 7:

That's funny.

00:05:19 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 8:

Yoshi, hi.

00:05:20 - 00:05:22 | Speaker 3:

Hey, what's up, guys?

00:05:22 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 8:

How you doing, Yoshi? Where is the person that you lost your virginity to?

00:05:26 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 3:

so she is actually in the same apartment complex as me right oh my god that's weird yeah so me and my wife had gone shopping and um we come back to find out that she's in the same apartment complex and she's parked right outside of my my apartment oh wow i was like i was like why in the hell is She parked here

00:05:50 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 5:

Why is she here Random she's not stalking you

00:05:54 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 3:

No no no she lived at the apartment complex

00:05:57 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 8:

And who was there first You or her

00:06:00 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 3:

I guess she was

00:06:02 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 8:

Wow how weird is that though Because apartment complexes can be either big or small Is this a big or small apartment complex

00:06:09 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 3:

Mine's a small apartment complex

00:06:12 - 00:06:14 | Speaker 8:

Oh gosh so you probably see her a lot

00:06:14 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 3:

Yeah Yeah, but my wife knows her on top of that, so she went to her and said hi, and then she just turned around and just kept walking.

00:06:28 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 8:

Wait, does your wife know the story that you lost your virginity to her?

00:06:33 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 3:

I told my wife my whole sex life story.

00:06:37 - 00:06:40 | Speaker 8:

Okay. And your wife still walked up and said hi.

00:06:40 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, oh yeah.

00:06:41 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 8:

They can share something in common.

00:06:43 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 3:

So my wife, as long as I tell my wife, you know, my whole sex life, we are like two peas in a pod.

00:06:55 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 8:

Two peas. Actually, you and that girl are too, like two peas in a pod too. And an apartment pod. What were you going to say?

00:07:02 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 2:

I feel like the girlfriend knew who I was because I had like looked over there and she like kind of looked away. And that's just super weird to me considering we have not, we literally have not spoken in eight plus years. So that's really weird

00:07:14 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 8:

Your Eskimo sister, she can sense it

00:07:16 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 2:

That's weird

00:07:16 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 8:

Oh my god, this is even weirder than Living in the same apartment complex Liz?

00:07:23 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 4:

Hi

00:07:23 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 8:

Hey, where is the guy that you lost your virginity to?

00:07:28 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 4:

He's living at home with his mom And I was, you know, bumbling around And I found him online And he invited me over And his mom was there And she made us popcorn What? That's delightful It was so strange Like he didn't know how to use it And I was like this is strange But you know

00:07:46 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 8:

And did you guys

00:07:48 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 4:

Oh yeah Again I love it

00:07:52 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 5:

How many years between the first time and this time

00:07:55 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 4:

Oh Maybe ten That's great

00:07:58 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 5:

That's awkward though that mom knows and makes popcorn

00:08:02 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 4:

That's not so bad Because I was like I'm not going to see you again But your mom is very sweet

00:08:07 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 5:

She was hoping you would finally be the one To take him out of the basement

00:08:10 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, too much, you know?

00:08:14 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 8:

You know what you got to look at it as? You ruined him. That's why he's at home. Sex was so good, you ruined him.

00:08:20 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 4:

I know. I'm so sorry.

00:08:22 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 1:

Ice Cube's Big Three basketball is heating up. Before the World Cup final, tune in to Big Three this Sunday. Reigning MVP Michael Beasley and the defending champion Miami 305 play a must-win game against the undefeated Dallas Power, led by coach Nancy Lieberman. Then Dwight Howard and the L.A. Riot, coming fresh off a win, and look to knock off the undefeated Chicago Triplets, led by Coach Dr. J. The game played the way you love. Watch live Sunday on CBS at 2 p.m. Eastern, 11 a.m. Pacific, and catch replays Monday on BET. Presented by iHeart.

00:08:52 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 6:

They've taken over cities before, but this July, they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans. July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first-ever league title, Plus, Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host the moment. New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

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