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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right. Shannon just told me an epic story that I want to open up the phone lines right now. And the topic is going to be, I was so drunk, I blank 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548

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Mike and Megan, you gotta hear this Megan's dad, you guys have all met Megan's dad We love him so much Tim Murphy, the legend He was so drunk That he Blanked

Well let me tell the story first So Wes, my fiance and I were out On a date, which is a very special occasion that it is just the two of us we're usually with kids his kids my kids both sets of kids friends whatever is it because you guys have like we just never get time by ourselves we're together you know we get time together but we're not always alone so this was like a big deal and we both agreed we are going to keep our phones you know off the table put the phones in pockets purses whatever well my purse was sitting right next to me so I could feel a phone call and then another phone call and then another phone call and then another phone call and that's when you start to get nervous right you think something's up so I pulled out my phone I apologize to Wes I had four missed calls from my dad not good called him back and turns out he'd been partying with a bunch of buddies all day and was quite over served and could not seem to find my step mom's number in his phone don't know why but okay so he wanted me to call her and tell her To go pick up my dad From his buddy's house So that in itself Is hysterical Right So the next morning My stepmom Chris Calls me And she is cracking up And first off My dad gets on the phone To apologize for Worrying and interrupting me Second My stepmom tells me This story about how She gets him home Okay And she's like In the kitchen Doing something He goes into the bathroom To pee And he starts Screaming at the top Of his lungs Chris, Chris, come here I think you need to take me to the hospital Chris So she rushes in And he's standing there by the toilet He proceeds to tell her With a very legitimately worried look on his face That he was peeing blue And pointed to the toilet She had been cleaning earlier in the day And stuck a Clorox cling To the side of the toilet that afternoon And it made the water blue And my dad

And he wasn't kidding

He thought that he was peeing blue Yes

Yes

That one's going down in history That's a good one Wanted her to take him to the hospital

By the way

Now to be fair it was slightly dark in the bathroom

But still Are you your dad's drunk ride If he's out and about Like if he can't get hold of people

I mean I would be but my step mom My step mom was going to go pick him up

But your dad know Okay, does your dad know your number by heart? Because I know your dad's not a technical guy, right? Because his phone is not like a smartphone, right? Doesn't he have a...

He now has an iPhone. Oh, he does?

Okay, all right. Because back in the day when your dad had... I remember one time I went golfing with your dad, and he pulled out this relic that is now cool again, known as the little flip phone. And I was like... know he misses it how do you like because remember how you had to scroll through numbers and stuff can you imagine doing that drunk trying to figure that out that's funny oh my god uh jenny wants to be voice disguised jenny i was once so drunk i i slept with my co-worker's brother and i was 39 he was 23 oh it is yeah give it up i love everybody's very different reaction to that We're proud of you for that one.

Yeah, it was definitely something different. The only bad part is he tried to get me to call him daddy.

Oh, gee. Wait, shouldn't he have you, like, since you were the, weren't you the older woman in that one? You should have been mommy.

Right.

So, this is wild. Would you have slept with him if you weren't drunk? I mean, is he a good-looking guy?

I mean, no. I mean, he's not bad-looking, but I have a 20-year-old daughter. So it made it very awkward. After the fact, I realized what I did.

Oh, my God. This is unbelievable.

And he's closer to her age. Yeah.

Wow.

Get it, girl.

So did your coworker ever find out that you slept with her much younger brother?

God, no.

That's why your voice is guys, right?

Exactly.

Brian, I was once so drunk, I...

I was on vacation and walked into the wrong Airbnb house.

Oh, my gosh.

You've got to be careful nowadays, people getting shot for doing stuff like that. They were all like cookie-cutter, like condo things, and they all looked the same. And I left like a group party and stumbled back to my house and flipped on the lights, and the interior is completely different. And I was like, oops, I'm out. Were people in there? No, they were probably sleeping, but they left the door unlocked.

Oh, geez. Well, did you lock it? Well, I went to the next call. Chad? Yeah. drunk chad is on with us right now guys hi chad yep hi how's it going good chad what you were

once so drunk what did you do we went to uh put in bay we we just live like an hour from sandusky and um we went to put in bay and for a bachelor party and on the way back like there was a bunch of us that while we were waiting on our our driver to come pick us up we all fell asleep on the sidewalk in front of the Jet Express.

I feel like every good story starts with, we were at Put-In Bay.

We go probably three or four times a year, but that was probably the worst and best trip that I've ever had there.

Dang, are you rich?

No, no.

No, he just lives in Sandusky. Yeah. By the way, that's awesome. I don't think there's anybody sober at Put-In Bay.

No, I don't think my liver can afford

putting back. Look at this texture.

You've got to appreciate the barbecue chicken and then the pizza afterwards.

Lobster bisque. You have to

go up to the pier and get the lobster bisque. It's okay. It's just all right. It's nothing compared to the pizza.

You've got to be drunk enough to have the lobster bisque. 313 says I was once so drunk I jumped out of a car while it was moving. Oh my goodness. Chuck?

Good morning. Good morning. I live on Orchard Lake Road and my buddy dumped me out of his car onto my front lawn, and my daughter came out and brought me coffee on my front lawn five hours later. That sounds great. Now, Orchard Lake Road, for those who don't live in the Detroit area, I mean, it's a busy road. We sit back a bit, but still. I was on the lawn by the front door. Oh, I'm proud of you.

Were you like the texter that the car was still moving at the time that he dumped you out, or did he properly stop the car?

He parked and dropped me off.

Oh, that's nice. That was kind of him. And thank God that your daughter actually knows how to make a good coffee. Was it a curate? She does. I don't know. Yeah, but he's good now. It's good when your kids are the ones that are nursing you back. Sylvia was the texter. Sylvia, we got you on the phone. You jumped out of a moving car. How fast were you guys going?

Probably 10 miles. I mean, we were taking a turn on a side street. Yeah, so I tried to get out. I was arguing with somebody. I tried to get out at the stop sign. The door was shut. I was like, no, you're not getting out, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, okay. As soon as we hit that turn, I swung that door open. I was like, I'm getting out of this car.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. I was in the hospital. It was so horrible. But lesson learned. I don't drink liquor anymore.

What was the liquor? What kind of liquor was it?

We were just having green tea shots. But I drink beer, too. So I think it was the mix. But I love you guys so much.

What did they say? liquor before was it liquor before something is

beer before liquor never been sicker liquor before beer you're in the clear

oh that's wild

yeah I wasn't in the clear

we love you too Sylvia we love you too

Thanks.

Have a good day.

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We've all been there. We've had seasons that have shaken everything. The question is, what remains when the shaking stops? Hi, I'm Gary Valenciano, and on my podcast, Unshaken with Gary V., I sit down with amazing personalities and we talk about the seasons that nearly broke them, the lows that carried them to their highs. Listen to Unshaken with Gary Vee on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

trying out and what you can safely

ignore. Listen to Wellness Actually on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.