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I might have the funniest story that I have ever told on the radio in my life, and I'm going to tell it right now, but I'm only going to tell it if listeners participate in calling up the show to call themselves out or call somebody out for this. So I have not told the story about what happened to a friend of mine during the last big snowstorm that we had you guys uh you know remember how we had like the crazy amount of snow just recently well a friend of mine a buddy was so high the night after that storm came that he went out and he snow blowed his front lawn and not his front driveway he took this he took the snowblower started the thing up and started snowblowing and it wasn't until his wife actually walked outside to take the dogs out to go to the bathroom and realized that he actually snowblowed his lawn and not his driveway he's pretty he is very pretty no he was not very high at the time so i want to ask this question i want you to fill in the blank I was once so high I blanked. What did you do because you were so high? Priceless.

I got a laundry list for this.

The funny thing is... Megan's going through her whole list like where do I start? The funny thing is I can see where this would happen because he snowblows the driveway and you don't necessarily know where the driveway starts. He doesn't have those sticks in his driveway or whatever. Some people try to do that. to, like, differentiate, like, where the driveway is and where the driveway isn't because you don't see it. But, man, that is, like, totally baked. What was your high moment that you were once so high you?

I just, I haven't, it's not even once. This is just a really bad habit that happens when I get high before I take a shower. I consistently get into the shower with my socks on. Completely butt-naked socks still on. And don't know why I forget that there are fuzzy things on my feet. But every time I go, those are what sucks and I got to get back out.

Do you catch it right away?

Oh, no, no. It's in the shower. And then you go, oh, relaxing hot shower. I feel so good. I got my show tunes on. I'm screaming. It's great. And then all of a sudden, this like ick comes over your whole body and you get goosebumps. And you're like, what is that feeling? What is happening? And then you go, oh, what sucks?

One of my really high moments still, and by the way, I can't believe I haven't gotten an endorsement from these guys. It's ridiculous because I know that they listen, was the time that I ordered two large Domino's pizzas and ate them all in one sitting. I was a champ, a champ of champs when I did that thing.

And Chelsea came home, and Chelsea comes and says, did you wrap up the pizza and put it back in the fridge? And I said, no. I ate the entire thing, man. Two of them. Two large. You see what the large ones look like, right? Domino's, by the way, had a two-for-one special, which was an amazing special. What's going on? I'm trying to explain why I didn't, too. But what's going on, Mojo in the Morning? Hello. Hello.

How you doing? I'm doing good.

Good. I was once so high that I blinked.

I got high at lunch break at work, and I went back into the building, and I could not remember what machine I was working at. I had to wait for everybody else to go back to the machines, and then I had to find the one that nobody was at.

Oh, my goodness. What kind of machines are we working with here?

Metal polishing and buffing. Oh, jeez.

Oh, my God. Because, you know, there's a lot of machines that have that warning on them, right? Like, do not operate.

Yep, I know.

What's going on, Shannon? I was once so high, I...

Accidentally boiled eggs until they exploded.

But was it cool or what?

Yeah, I was, like, on a big fitness kick, and, you know, it takes 15 minutes. So I went in my room to go smoke a joint, and then I forgot about it. And I thought someone was knocking at my door, and it was eggs exploding everywhere.

You got the knocking noise. What's up, Christy?

Hi, Mojo.

Hey, I was once so high, I.

I was once so high that I ate all of my mom's appetizers that she had prepared for her friends for a dinner party the next day. Oh, dear.

What are we talking about here? Like, spinach dip and stuff?

Like, yeah, like spinach chip, green bean casserole. There was like a really, really bomb Caesar salad.

All in one sitting. That's the greatest.

Caesar salad is so good when you're lit. It is so good.

What's up, Jeannie? Hi.

Hi. One time I got really stoned and was in charge of ordering food for my family. And I want to do a pizza battle between Marcos and Domino's. And I end up ordering one of the places for the next day.

Because you were so stoned

Yep So I got one pizza and I would wait And I would have my camera ready Want to video them coming at the house It was going to be a whole battle royale And the other place

Wow By the way how is that pizza bowl from Marco's Somebody needs to tell me on that one And if Domino's doesn't give me an endorsement I'm going to Marco's in a second here I will cheat on you What's up Rachel

Hi I was once so stoned That I tried opening my house With my key fob In front of my house key

That's the best Is when you realize you're doing it

Do you have a ring cam? Do you have that on camera? Because I would love to post that On the Mojo on the Morning Instagram

No, I wish I did

The funny thing is If you were trying to lock the door You'd hear the honking sound Right Of your car What's going on, Mike?

Hi How are you doing?

Good I was one so high-eye

Actually, it was my aunt And it was around the time Kmart was still around She parked her car Went inside And had to come out and wait for the parking lot to clear To find her car That would be scary She sat on the curb For hours waiting for the parking lot to clear So she could find her car Jeez

Man, thank God she wasn't at the mall Could you imagine what that would have been like?

Yeah, be at Great Lakes Crossings and forget where you parked your car.

One of my favorite things that people do when they're high is what Andrea had happened. Andrea, you got so high, what happened?

I tried to use my keys to get out of my apartment. Oh, no, babe. Really? Yeah, it obviously only works from the other side.

Wow. I just started because I've done that.

I know. I'm sitting there like, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where do I put the key? I know something's wrong.

I can't find out.

Like, does the key go here? I can't figure it out. You're right, right.

Just put the keys down.

Thank you for the call. Yeah. Bye. Yeah, bye.

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