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Hey, Portlandia fans.

Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.

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We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, Breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.

And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.

Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised, not just words, but a song.

Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.

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So I gave some edibles to a friend who was having trouble sleeping and has never used edibles like not the type of person that you know had ever partied like when they were younger too and smoked or didn't anything like that and chelsea and i got a call from her the other night that um or got a call from uh her spouse the other night telling us that she was sitting in a corner of the room crying and I want to ask some of our mojo in the morning you know edible eaters or people who are smoke does weed affect you like that who because I never have known anybody that will you know get get stoned and their stone is that they start they start crying isn't that kind of wild Could you imagine, by the way, that this is your girlfriend or wife, and all of a sudden you look, and she's in the corner sobbing, and she can't explain why she's sobbing? You don't know why she's crying?

I've seen people do that, though. Different strains have different effects on different people.

It happens. Sometimes you're in your feelings. I was going to say Megan. Shut up, Shannon. I have never gotten high and cried in my feelings. It's my favorite, Megan.

Oh, my God. Megan, the night before Mike's wedding in the hotel, sobbing. Were you really?

I love you guys so much. I love you guys. I'm just so happy to be here to be here.

I'm not a very emotional person until I'm under the influence and then it's overwhelming, okay?

I loved it.

i i do find that when i do uh get high i get very either non-emotional or extra emotional

isn't that wild i know um i want to see that side let's go i got some uh some more of these these are the ones that we love too those gummies that we love the what the heck's that brand that juana oh i do love those blueberry juana um but here's the uh here's the interesting thing i I was once so high, I blanked. Doesn't have to be crying, but what did you do when you were so high? Sent photos of myself to Shannon.

I didn't realize she didn't have a shirt on.

They had to tell you, right?

Oh, that's true. In the bathroom mirror, like, really feeling herself. I was feeling it, dude. I was feeling it. I felt high. I literally, I was so ticketed. I'm like, why has Megan sent me shirtless photos? the enemy shirtless book. I was going to clean my room until I got high.

Tyler, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, what's going on, guys?

How you doing?

Good. So I got a story. This one time I was taking some edibles with a couple buddies of mine, and we're all hanging out, and I got so high that I was literally paralyzed on the ground and couldn't move.

Oh, my gosh. That would scare me.

Does that happen to you every time that you do this, or is that just the first and only time?

That was, like, my early on experiences. But the funny part was that I was so high and I couldn't move that I proceeded to lay there and watch my best friend have sex with his girlfriend.

Oh, my God. And they were okay with you laying there doing that? Yeah, we were all real high, and I couldn't move.

I couldn't – I was just kind of stuck.

Were you, like, just having, like, a smile on your face or something like that? Or were you – do you even know what you look like?

I wasn't really happy about not being able to move.

That's crazy. And they just kept going. What's up, Ben?

Yeah, Mojo, I'm out here plowing some snow over in Howell, Michigan. Listen to you guys. I heard you talking about the medibles. Yeah. I can assure you, friend, that I'm a pretty experienced. And I tell you what, I've eaten 125, 250 milligrams. Wow. I also work in the medical world. And so one Easter, last Easter, I was left home alone. And I thought, well, whatever. I don't have anything going on. I ate a 500 milligram. And I tell you what, Mojo, I'd go to the kitchen. I'd get real hot and spinny. And I just go back and sit in my chair and kind of just chill out. That went on for about 14 hours. 14 hours?

500? I have no idea how many milligrams are in a normal gummy.

When you get like a full chocolate bar, it's 100.

A normal gummy would be like 50 milligrams. Oh, man. Wow. Dude, you're a rock star. No, most gummies are 10.

10.

You get 500.

How are you not dead?

I would never ever do that again because that was not cool. And like I say, I'm experienced, but, whoa, that put me down. Really, I just sat down and watched Deadliest Catch, like, all day.

Jamie, I was once so high, I...

It wasn't me. My father-in-law gave my wife, his daughter, an edible before we left their place. By the time he came home, she was crying about how she wants to remodel the stupid kitchen. And she was wigging out and everything. I called him, and he's like, I don't know what to do. You know, can you come pick up your daughter? It's not funny, man.

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Hey, Portlandia fans.

Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.

The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.

We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together. breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.

And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life, guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.

Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised, not just words, but a song.

Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.

I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AAO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I heard you built a new deck.

Hey, how about a deck tour?

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