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i have not had a chance to go to the bathroom all morning i've not been out of the studio because we are uh full commitment commercial wise and we got all these live commercials you need to get

this show sponsored by depends so you can i know wear an adult diaper over there you're that

committed and and the the worst part is that you go into the guy's bathroom now at this time of the day at the studios here all the stalls are taken it's like makes me want to just run into the the women's restroom and say hey is there anybody in here and let me see if i can pee real quick

before somebody walks in yeah don't do that because that keeps almost happening to me and i'm afraid i'm going to get arrested it's the new planet fitness i go to that's close to my house is flip-flopped from my old one that i used to go to and novi yeah the so like it's the same exact floor plan but a mirror version like they must just reversed it and i'm not sure maybe because of where the plumbing was or whatever so the men's and the women's locker rooms are reversed and i used to walk in the door and then the first door would be the men's room well now i keep accidentally walking into the planet fitness women's locker room and i'll get like seven steps in and just make the turn before i realize whoa look at all those stalls there's no oh my gosh there's no urinals oh my gosh and I so it's happened to me like four or five times already and I'm like at what point are they gonna be like this isn't a mistake anymore you're gonna get banned yeah I'm gonna get arrested for walking in the wrong bathroom or locker room have you ever done

that have you got have you ever gone into the wrong bathroom and you walk in there and not realizing it yeah I've done that we have you where where was this at I feel like we it was a live

broadcast that we were doing too like it was during the show yes and i mean and usually when it's a girl walking into the guy's bathroom the urinal is right there so you know you get you get the turn the over the shoulder stare and it's there's when you feel it's so it's just as

uncomfortable for me as it is for you i promise there's a restaurant um and well i guess i could say with those restaurant in birmingham where i did that i went to go eat at uh out to eat with group of people and we were having a couple drinks and i had maybe one or two old fashions and um i go and walk into the bathroom and i thought to myself as my first time ever at this restaurant i thought to myself this is a nice place look how nice and clean this place like really nice like you know fixtures and things like that and i'm washing my hands a lady walks in and goes excuse me and i look at the door and the door says or women on the door i'm like oh my Sorry about that.

Real quick, you've got to pretend you work. I'm sorry, just checking. Is there enough toilet paper in here?

I wonder how many people have been in the wrong bathroom stall and somebody came in and you hear their voice going off and that's when you realize you've been in the wrong stall.

Then you've just got to hide out and wait until it's empty again to leave.

Last week I was at Caesars-Windsor and you walk into the Caesars-Windsor bathrooms. It's the weirdest thing ever. You have to walk through the guy's bathroom to get to the women's bathroom. Wait, what? So right outside the theater that's there, you go to the first bathrooms that are there when you get to the casino level. You walk in, and the guys' bathroom's to the right. The women's is straight ahead, but the women can kind of peer in and peek in a little bit. As they're walking past. So I'm looking, and I'm seeing all these people, and the only reason why I noticed it, I started hearing the cackling loud, you know, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you know what I mean? Like the women kind of, like, making a bunch of noise like they're having fun. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. and i'm going wait a second that's what you think of women's bathrooms i don't know they're talking

about the men i know they're on their way walking to their bathroom but they're talking walking into the bathroom and as they're talking walking into the bathroom it honestly i kind of froze up a little bit sounds like they're walking in behind you yeah i'm like thinking to myself there was a

restaurant last month where every time they open the door it's a direct shot to the three urinals so every time any guy walked in the bathroom everyone in the dining area could just see the three guys lined up to the urinal peeing. And I'm like, who designed this? There's no barrier wall or corner to turn?

Am I wrong in saying this because I haven't eaten there in a while, but there's another restaurant. It's Streetside. That restaurant Streetside. Where it's a fog window, right? Isn't it? So you're peeing in front of the window and I keep thinking to myself, can they see me peeing?

And that's girls on the left side, boys on the right. But sometimes I go in the boys. I gotta go so bad. But, like, I'm getting to the age where I can't hold it that well sometimes, okay? That was great.

Didn't you do that whole little? Well, that's number one.

I'm good with number one. But number two could be bad. So I just go in the boys.

That's Friday. I was at Bittertimes Distillery in Lake Orion, and they have those fog. It's just like fog doors, but you can clearly see a body. You can see through them, yeah. So you can't be too self-conscious. You can't be dancing in there.

I wear underwear that sometimes crawls up a little bit. And so if I'm standing in front of her, it looks like I'm, like, touching myself. Diane, what's going on?

Hi. How are you guys?

Good. Did you go into the—

Long time listener. Oh, I love that. We love you guys so much. You're the best.

Thank you. We love you, too.

Thanks. Two years ago, my husband and I were at a restaurant, and I go into the ladies' room. I was waiting for our table, and I'm in the stall, you know, and all of a sudden, I hear and my husband's laugh was just unforgettable. And I hear him laughing, and I hear this other lady talking to him, and he's washing his hands, la, la, la. Didn't even realize that he's in the women's bathroom yet. And I go, don't worry, that's just my husband. And he just started cracking up.

He went in the wrong bathroom.

He went in the wrong bathroom. He just thought, oh, and this is a restaurant we've been going to for years. I mean, he's since passed away. But it's one of the many funny memories Thank you for sharing, Diane

Yeah, I hope to put the smile on your face today Thank you so much

Thank you, have a good day

Bye, take care of yourself Linda

Hi

How are you?

I love you guys We love you too Let me tell you Every woman knows that that bathroom line is too long Too long I had to do a number two I didn't care I went into the men's bathroom, did my business, and I had to secretly wait until there wasn't nobody in there so I could sneak out. Desperate times, Linda. A couple of men came in, used the urinals. They don't know who's behind that store.

We'll never know. That's true. Were you listening to those guys at the urinals peeing? Like you can hear their stream going?

Listen, they were letting out toots. But I didn't care because, fortunately, I had to take care of my baby.

Linda, I got to be honest with you. I find it so amazing that lately I have felt that I've had to go number two in public places more than ever before. And I don't know if it's just like my diet or something like that. But it's weird because I used to try to hold it until I got home. But in public places, you know, you got to go. You got to go, right?

I never use public places, but this particular day, I have Crohn's disease, and so my stomach was bothering me. Oh, yeah. That plan was too long for me to wait. You got to go.

That's right.

And I had to do what I had to do.

What would you have done if you walked out of the stall and there was a guy standing there looking you right in the face?

I had to do what I had to do.

I got to do. And that do was duty. Take care of yourself, Linda.

I love you guys. We love you, too. Take care. I love you, too.

Drew, what did you do?

how's it going guys all right so in my younger days i was at deja vu deja vu i'm sorry plant and i was uh so intoxicated that i went to go to the bathroom and i accidentally went into the stripper's locker room and i opened the door and mind you i'm six foot one at the time i was probably like 245 pounds so not the smallest guy and this bouncer gripped me up like i was a rag doll and i felt so bad i was like i'm sorry i'm so sorry i thought it was the bathroom and he was Kind of chuckling, but yeah, I accidentally went to the locker room at the strip club.

Oh, my God. That's like the place that every guy wishes they could go into is the locker room at a strip club.

yeah unfortunately it wasn't uh i didn't mean to do it so yeah it was definitely not a sexy

situation what's up leah hey so um love you guys this is my first time calling oh thanks okay love you um so my boyfriend um we went to his brother his brother's wedding and he got super drunk and we got back to the hotel he went to a woman's restroom and when he was washing his hands a woman saw him and she went out to tell her husband and her husband like got up and got in a fight with my boyfriend and security had to take him out oh you better be careful with that plan of

fitness i know it's like immediately it's going to get you in trouble when it's purely an accident

yeah that's that's yeah he was just like oh my god i'm so sorry like i didn't even know and he's just like out of his mind drunk and so the whole family had to like help him well the problem is

instantly people think that you're a sexual predator and not somebody that does it on

Not a drunk wedding guest.

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