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All right, Mojo on the morning show. Home of the phone scams, the war of the roses, and the dirty on the 30. Megan, speaking of St. Patrick's Day and stuff, We went to Chicago last weekend for St. Patrick's Day. I still feel like, by the way, this might be the longest St. Patrick's Day ever. I don't know if I can ever do this ever again. Are you still tired from last weekend?

Dude, last night I fell asleep at like 6 p.m. The sun was still a-shining. Thank you, daylight saving time. I overslept this morning. Did you? I woke up. Okay, we sent in our topics the night before. Anybody notice I sent mine at 5.08? Yes. Woke up at 5.06. I was like, oh no.

You know, I think that's the thing with St. Patrick's Day, too, is the fact that we went and partied, then we lost that hour of sleep, which I don't think losing the hour was bad. The problem is daylight until, like, 7 o'clock at night is kind of weird, you know?

Yeah, and I slept in my jeans, so it's just been a weird day. It's been a very weird day for me.

You had something weird happen to you last weekend when you were hanging out at our old producer Ellen's apartment and partying for St. Patrick's Day.

Oh, the most embarrassing thing of my entire life happened. So I'm meeting all of Ellen's friends. I knew a few of them, but like she had essentially like an open house St. Patrick's Day party at her apartment. So doors were open from roughly 11 a.m. until eight at night and people were coming and going. And Ellen's apartment, she has her bathroom like off of the living room. So it's essentially in the living room. You go into the bathroom. i had to use the ladies room because i am a polite lady who uses the correct terminology and i had to go to the powder room the powder room i had to touch myself up and

so i went to the bathroom she said touch herself up by the way oh i i for a second i thought you said you had to go touch yourself oh no no no like powder room like my god i know i'm helping

you out there appreciate you okay so i go to the bathroom and as i'm going to pee the door just swings open and not like like opens but like opens did that make sense yeah yes okay cool i'm glad my sound effects worked it's like we were there with you so it wasn't like it was just this drunk guy busted into the bathroom and every i swear to god it was like a movie moment say that

again because i think i might have the uh the sound for you ready go so a drunk guy just busted into the bathroom wait oh no that's not i was trying to i was trying to find the sound effect of the uh the door opening that's wrong go ahead okay and it felt like a movie moment where

everybody just got quiet and locked eyes with me as i'm sitting on the toilet because everybody in the living room turned and I looked out the door and just everybody saw me and the guy was like oh oh my oh my god it doesn't close the door just essentially goes I can't believe I did this and I was like close the door close it and so we

closes the door and I walk back out about 10 minutes later because I didn't want to leave the bathroom at this point. And just a sea of awkward, everybody looks down at the ground

eyes when I walk out. Everybody's had that happen to them. I mean, come on, who hasn't? You have to share yours of the, they walked in on me going to the bathroom moment. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. When they walk on you going to the bathroom, the only hope that you have is that your hands are on your knees and you got your phone in your hand yes and your private parts are just actually not exposed yes and you're not in the upright position cleaning yourself yeah oh my

god that would be the worst and if you over like if you overreact when they walk in it looks 10 times worse too like if you if they open the door and you go like you were doing like you were

touching yourself yeah you know um i've had that happen in stalls here at the uh at the radio station i think i told you that it was bushman bushman walked in and saw me just sitting there in the toilet because the last stall that last stall doesn't lock appropriately that's how our

first stall is but you have to pull it really really really hard you just gotta check the door

when you before you sit your naked ass i had to go fast in my old house you guys

what came to my old house it was this little old old like over a hundred years old little craftsman house and the bathroom was kind of like it was like right in the middle of the living room and that would happen because the the door handle didn't lock it would happen all the time if we had people over that somebody always would open the door while i was going to the bathroom so anybody sitting in the living room or kitchen could just see you going i mean it happened

multiple times and it's like you need to put a sign on the door like a flip sign yeah i probably

should have done that. What's up, Robin? Oh, I had a good one. It wasn't on me. It was on the boss at a golf course. And I come in to get some stuff from inside. And he's in the bathroom with the door open. And I just walk on by and I stop. And he looks at me and I look at him. My husband's to the side working on equipment. He starts laughing. And I just walk away and start getting things with the smile on my face when the superintendent comes out of the bathroom he's so embarrassed and red-faced yeah and he just for like a week he just couldn't look at me and i said do i need to pee with the door open to make me feel better you know robin golf courses are a

tough place because if you don't have a place to pee on the course what do you do you find a tree i've had moments where i and i thank god didn't get caught where i'm peeing on a tree and then all of a sudden i start hearing people talking and i realize on the opposite side of the tree is a house and people are in the backyard oh yeah yeah yeah and you get you get yourself into trouble

doing that what's up noelle yes so i had a holiday at my house and my dog is really small and i'm used to him doing this but he i'm hovering over the bathroom because there's been a lot of people in my house so i'm already hovering over the toilet and i'm peeing and the door comes open And I'm looking, I'm like, crap, crap Shut the door, shut the door Can somebody shut the door? Somebody, can somebody please shut the door? And they're like staring at me Because my dog opened up the door A human opens it And a human can grab it real quick Mojo in the morning

What's up, Jill?

Hey, how are you guys?

Good I was at a tanning booth

I was at a tanning booth And my session was over And I just lifted the bed lid up And I was just laying there just for a second Like I always did And the door opens And it was a guy

I was like oh my god

He shut the door right away And I was like I know I locked that door But maybe the lock didn't work But yeah

Tanning booths are just like toilets Where you can get walked in on This is embarrassing Erin are you there? Erin's a school teacher and who walked in on you?

One of my students. I teach kindergarten and it was lunchtime, so like no one was in the room, but some of the fifth graders will take them back to the room if they need to use the bathroom or if they forget something. So I'm just in the bathroom and I'm not going to lie, I was not peeing. I was doing other things.

When she says that, it could be dirty, but it really...

No, we know. Doody! Yeah, yeah.

We gotcha. Poor kid.

Megan and I do it too. Make a doody. Basically, it was a girl, and she just felt so awkward, but I felt even more awkward, and I couldn't look at her for the rest of the day. Yeah.

Did you have to say, get away?

get away, get away, or did she automatically just get away when she noticed?

That's the sad part, because she opened it and shut it, so I feel like I traumatized her. Oh, poor kid. She didn't say anything. I know.

Not as bad, though, as Melissa, who, where were you at, Melissa, when somebody walked in on you?

I was at a truck stop. Oh, jeez. We were on. The flying V? We were on our way. We were on our way to a high state game in Indiana, and, you know, as ladies, it's that special time of the month. And I'm in the process Of pulling it out

Oh no

Yeah The door flies open

Who spotted you

It was a lady Thank God Yeah Thank God it wasn't a trucker Yeah I was about to say something But yeah I was traumatized She was traumatized And I was like oh my God So, yeah.

Could you imagine a big dude on a flannel? Because all truckers wear flannels. Even in the summertime, they wear flannels. Yes, yes. Thank you for the call. Tim says that he's got a way. Megan, this is perfect for you. So next time you're over, you know, visiting Ellen.

Next time. We're planning on a next time.

Tim, what should you do so that nobody walks in on you?

Make noises like grunt and cough. The cough is imperative.

Yeah.

So do you do that a lot? like if you're in a place like you know having a party or something like that just make sure everybody knows that this is occupied oh absolutely yeah the word occupied is my favorite by the way when people scream out occupied when you're in the bathroom and somebody walks in on you what would be worse to have somebody walking on you that you knew or you were at a party with Like Megan Or how about be sitting in a port-a-potty Like Judith here Judith?

Oh my gosh, yeah So I actually walked in on someone And she started freaking out And I'm like, oh, sorry, sorry, I closed the door But then like, she was yelling at her boyfriend Because apparently her boyfriend should have been watching out And I was like, oh

Locking the door

Locking the door He failed And he was just, he's like, oh, I just wandered off, sorry

I'm like, oh I'm telling you, I don't know how many port-a-potty In my time of doing travel sports With my kids I've had to go duty in or pee pee in And I've always been embarrassed And I sit there and I Like it's the most awkward going to the bathroom You know

And you really got to go

If you got to go number two in one of those Because nobody wants to go number That and an airplane Are the two places you don't want to go Can you imagine being on an airplane And somebody walking in on you And then leaving the door open

And we've heard stories of that happening because those doors also built 22 years ago on some of those planes, and the latches just don't work.

Why do you say that the latches don't work there, but you say in our bathroom here?

Our bathroom works.

I'm telling you, that last stall doesn't work.

I've been using this bathroom for 20 years, and I've never been walked in on. But yet every time I go in there, you or Bushman, I open the door because I think it's empty, and you're sitting on the potty.

And you tell me in the 20 years how much stuff around here actually works.

Well, in the studio, none of it. But the toilet, it does. All right.

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