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It's Mojo on the morning show. So Chelsea told me something yesterday that really hurt my feelings but was very eye-opening. Chelsea's my wife. we were watching a show which I recommend to watch and I think I mentioned this to you guys. I just started watching it this past weekend and just finished it and it is so good but I was watching that show on Apple TV Shrinking. Oh, you've been talking

about that one. It's so good. Is that the Harrison Ford one?

Yeah, Harrison Ford's in that movie and what is that guy's name? Is it Jason Segel, I believe, or whatever his name is. He was in a whole bunch of stuff early on and then all of a sudden he kind of went away. So we were watching it in bed, and we're laying there, and there was just an unbelievable scene in one of the episodes that I just started bawling my eyes out. I started crying big time, and she looked over at me, and Chelsea's not a crier. I'm the crier in the family, and she looks over at me, and then she starts laughing. and when Chelsea laughs you know it's something that really made her laugh because she will chuckle every now and again but it was like dead on laughing she looked over at me as I was crying and I go what are you laughing about how could you laugh at a time like this when you know it was very very sad and she goes I'm sorry it is sad she goes but you are the ugliest crier I have ever seen I've cried in front of you guys I've cried in front of listeners i've cried in front of our bosses our co-workers i've cried a lot over the time on this on this show why didn't any of you guys ever tell me that i'm an ugly crier

to be fair nobody's a pretty crier there's nobody out there that looks good when they cry not true

you don't think girls are are cute when they cry some of those girls on the bachelor when they're

in that limo being driven away they're they're so cute good call yes real cute they just dab

at their eyes i see i have always thought that that girls are are beautiful criers all the time and i thought i was kind of a cute crier too because people were so sympathetic to me well

not all because i cry like kim kardashian and that's very ugly crying notoriously ugly crying

is kim kardashian which i've seen a couple of times cry is she like me where she gets like

snot coming out of her nose like it's that bad it's almost like a gaping frog mouth that just hangs open the entire time she cries and honestly i do the same yeah and yeah and then then the

worst was right after chelsea exposed to me for the first time ever in my life finding out that i was an ugly crier she went to snapchat to show me the snapchat ugly crier the filter filter yeah and took it and took a picture of me ugly crying which was very very depressing so good do you like my picture ugly crying it's very sad oh my gosh that oh yeah by the way and lydia just sent us the kim kardashian we both do kind of look alike in this we should kp you should uh put the kim kardashian and myself ugly crying you know it is it's the mouth open wide it's the eyes that

kind of look kind of weird yeah you know where you lose your breath it looks like yeah i do that

when i cry i can't catch my breath it sounds so bad have you ever done the full face of makeup you're crying so you bend over at the waist so the tears just fall directly out of your eyes and don't go down and ruin your foundation no that is a trick i did not know what if i am really first of all my foundation is expensive and i'm not messing it up okay i put a lot of effort in for this look and even if i get sad which happens to me way too often you just bend over and you blink really

hard and you let him just fall to the floor oh oh that's when you know it's a good cry right

wait that is seriously genius megan i hope all of you learned something from the show today and

it's how to cry without ruining your makeup exactly um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 or text nine five five zero zero uh nahita hi what's going on what kind of crier are you i cried like when i

read books and i was um reading a book with my one daughter and a dog died and i cried and she laughed at me and this weekend i was reading the trevor noah story and um his mom got shot and i

cried and they both just laughed so hard what is it about how you cry that they think is so darn funny i don't i don't why do you guys think it's funny when i laugh when i cry we need to hear an

impression put him on the phone yeah guys put him on speakerphone guys what hold on one second okay hold on we're still talking you guys hey go ahead imitate your mom when she cries oh there's a it's a shake it's a shake oh yeah blubbering yeah is she a blubberer crier does she get it all over the place yeah uh is it embarrassing like do you guys hope that she

doesn't cry in front of like your friends yeah i mean i don't really care i'm gonna cry in front

of your friends has your mom ever cried at school like at something that you guys have had at school

have i ever cried at something you guys had at school no no it's coming wait till you guys

graduate wait till you guys graduate or you have something cool happening like that there's going to be your mom again with that voice oh my god thanks a lot we love you for calling thank you What's going on, Valerie?

So, good morning. I am an ugly crier, but I just have to say that something I have always found funny is that, like, when you're watching Real Housewives or Any Bachelor, you watch the women dab their face as they're crying, but they always have to look to see if they got makeup on the screen. Ah, let's see, next! Yes, Valerie! And this is actually good. Yes! Like, I still gotta look good.

Kim, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning.

Hi, I was calling. I've been going through, like, IBS treatments for the last few years. And you guys know it's just so many hormones that you're on. So your emotions are kind of uncontrollable. And I'll just stop like a toddler, I feel like. And it'll get to the point where my husband and I are both laughing at me because we both know just how ridiculous it is. But I can't control it. so it gets to the point where we just kind of have to like find the humor and how ridiculous

i cry on all of the hormones oh man he bet you call us if he ever makes fun of you okay

oh no he would never he's very supportive good good luck maya what's up hello guys how are you

we're doing good what's happening we're talking about ugly criers i have never called in megan

i literally laughed out loud because this happened to me like recently my ex-boyfriend broke up with me right before we were going to go out to dinner with my family so i had all my makeup on and of course i had to do the bend over cry let him hit the floor he's like what are you doing i'm like are you you just broke up with me i spent two hours getting ready i am not ruining this

good for you maya thank you for the call

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