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I'm a Grown Ass Person With a Baby ____
Mojo In The Morning

I'm a Grown Ass Person With a Baby ____

from Mojo In The Morning

November 27, 2024 | 00:07:45 | Leisure

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Went to the dentist yesterday.

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Dr. Frankel.

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Dr. Frankel, is that the name?

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Love Dr. Frankel. Three different locations in Toledo.

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And the Dr. Frankel, or was it the dentist or was it Dr. Frankel or was it the hygienist that told you?

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The hygienist told me this. And it's so funny.

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What did they tell you?

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Okay, so I think it's very funny that lots of people listening to this program have said to me before that I have a very big mouth. which is shocking i can't believe you would ever come to that conclusion but it turns out you're wrong i was getting my teeth cleaned yesterday at dr frankel's office truly the best place in the entire world and i had a brand new dental hygienist um and she was cleaning my teeth had like tools in my mouth and said i don't know if this is going to come off is really weird but i mean it as a compliment you just have tiny childlike teeth and a small mouth and you look like a kid i started laughing so hard i bit down on her and the two of us had to stop the cleaning we laughed so hard that one of the dentists came in to check in on us because we were causing such a ruckus but she really just emphasized she was like i looked at your x-rays and your teeth look so normal and she goes oh my god they don't use any of the adult appliances on you they use all of the kid appliances on you so your teeth look normal but they're itty bitty but at least thank god you don't have a gummy smile and i died laughing because it was just the most random thing that she met in the most positive way but i uh i was curious if anybody has ever said you have small things small do you get charged less yeah i should less fluoride less let's do this as a topic let's do this um i am a grown-ass person

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but i have little kid blank i want call us up and tell us what is it on your body that is like a

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little kid size like fun size you know i have teeny tiny fingers and fran lucido whenever i had to get measured for something she's like you literally i wear a size four ring shut up a four

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lucy can't even put my rings on i always love the the people who have little shoes like little feet

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like my friend tammy has her feet she must wear a size three or four when it when a guy has them

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it's always even funnier like if you see a guy that's in like what size shoe you wear and they're

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like you know kid sizes they're in the big section they have the y next to them

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um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 844-665-6548 i am a grown-ass person but i have little kid blank uh will you uh fill in the blank for us i'm trying to think what would be a good hold on a second here that i'm looking for music for this this could be kind of a fun one here um oh this could be a good one i got it right here how are you guys doing over there great i'm

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i'm i what i have to burp you just go ahead i'll fart you burp i have a little kid i thought i had

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it oh i'm in left i want to be pooped yourself please don't do that i didn't bring extra beer

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wait where where is this at i had i had you're always so creative with i always like i have good music

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Like would fit this and I have like a little kid type song. That's like, but I can't find it. Somebody must You just ripped ass It was like a R. Kelly Trapped in the Claws. It had three parts to it. Did you honestly just crap yourself? No. That was like... I'm good. I feel great now. Come over here and let me do an examination. No. I think you might have just crapped yourself. I'm chilling. Now I'm good. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Let's move on. Here we go. I'm a grown-ass person, but I got little kid. What's going on, River?

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Hi. I have the same, first off, long-time listener, first time caller. Hey, there. Rivers on the phone. Yep. But I'm a grown person with small, tiny kid keys and mouth.

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Just like Megan.

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I have the same problem.

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Just like, yeah, that's, yeah.

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I just went to the dentist, my first time at a new dentist, and the tech laughed. She said, you have the smallest mouth I've ever seen in my life.

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Do you ever find it that people that are kissing you notice that your mouth is small to kiss?

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Absolutely.

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Really?

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Absolutely.

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That's got to be kind of awkward. Are you in a relationship?

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I'm not, but it was awkward when I was.

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That would be an interesting one. I'm sure. You know what? That's good, though. Be happy that you have a mouth. I don't know. Kayla, hi. i'm a grown-ass person but i have a little kid blank good morning first time long time

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thank you for listening yes of course so i have tiny hands and i still to this day get made fun of and you guys remember i don't know 15 years ago or so um burger king it did um like was trying to show how big their whopper was and the person holding it had tiny hands yes yes so i get told that i can't hold the bk whopper i'm 33 years old i have very small hands i would think that

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that would also be an awkward one too when you're getting intimate with your man and you have very

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small hands well i haven't been told that i disappoint so yeah that's wild wow what's going

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on, Mojo in the Morning. Nikki, are you there? Good morning. Hi, Nikki. I am a grown-ass person, but I have a little kid.

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See, I wear a size three and a half in big kids' shoes.

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Whoa. You have a little kid's... How big are they? Or small are they?

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I wear a size three and a half.

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Three and a half? Oh my goodness.

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Here's the same thing. If I'm lucky, I can get away with fours. Yeah, I mean, okay.

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What's lucky?

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It's fantastic. It's lucky because my tennis shoes are super cheap.

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Okay, but you can't wear high heels, though. They don't make high heels and stuff for little kids.

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No. I can rock a mean pair of Dora the Explorers, but no high heels.

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Dora the Explorers. That's amazing. Justin, hi. Hello. Hi, Justin. What's up, Mojo? Nothing much. I'm a grown-ass person with a little kid blank. Weena. Oh, come on. Weena.

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Oh, I didn't know what you said. I started football in high school. They walked in on me in the showers, and I became little smoky for the rest of the year. Oh, that's bad. You have a little penis. That doesn't go away, that's me. People say I got no more girls that year.

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Oh, my God. That's funny. Oh, geez. Thank you for the call, buddy. I appreciate it.

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