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Inappropriate Halloween Costumes
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Inappropriate Halloween Costumes

from Mojo In The Morning

October 30, 2024 | 00:08:31 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning. I can't believe that it's that time of year again. It's that time of year where the kids are getting ready for their big Halloween parties. I know a lot of times the kids in school always have like their, they won't call it Halloween. They'll call it Fall Festival or Harvest Festival or Harvest Moon.

00:02:13 - 00:02:17 | Speaker 6:

I love it. I know. I was happy to see that. Why is that?

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like why do you try to switch up the words because of you they got people that complain probably I don't know or something you know but here's the thing when you're a parent of a kid that is as bad as my kids were definitely as bad as Shannon's kids are

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wait what

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where they have these ideas of costumes that they want to wear to school that may not be as appropriate for school as they are for the neighborhood every kid has to have two costumes the costume that they wear that makes you look like the good mom and dad and then the costume that makes you guys look like your kids watch really bad movies i would like to call out the parents right now that were willing to call us up or maybe have your kid call us up what are their in-school costumes this year and what are their going around the neighborhood trick-or-treating i look like i'm a murderer costume yeah because you're

00:03:14 - 00:03:20 | Speaker 6:

not allowed to have like scary masks, swords. They don't make it fun. You know, those sorts

00:03:20 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 5:

of things in school. Guys, I know I'm older than you guys, all right? I'm 54 years old. You guys, you know. Okay. You guys are little children. Wait, what was that Kevin Hart thing he did? Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, wait, hold on. What is the... Is that cheating? No, here you go. Dan, Dan Campbell. It's Dan Campbell. Holy crap. We need to use that more on the show, by the way So, when I was a kid I mean, we pretty much could bring all of our Our stuff to school Like, I could be Batman with all the Batman stuff I had the utility belt with everything on it, you know And then Guys like Sam Bernstein screwed it up for everybody Or somebody, I don't know Shout out Sam Bernstein Or it was the, no, it was Karen Mom Mom Karen probably did it too But somebody did something Somebody either sued or somebody ever complained And now you can't do it But it's so funny when your kid says to you, I want to be, and my kids always were like the most like evil costumes, you know, like I remember with Luke, I'd be like, Luke, don't you want to be like a police officer? It's like, dad, I don't want to be a police officer. I don't want to be a firefighter, you know, I don't want to be, you know, I want to, I want to be, you know, the grim reaper or something like that.

00:04:31 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 6:

With blood coming out of my nose and eyes.

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Exactly.

00:04:34 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 7:

That costume went triple platinum. The scream mask, the ghost face, where you could squeeze it and they had blood that came through. Oh, my God.

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See, our school says you're allowed to do masks, but they can't be excessively scary or represent violent characters, and they can't have blood or gore.

00:04:50 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

That's Halloween. On them. All right, 844-MOJO-LIFE, 844-665-6548. I want you to call us up, and I want you to tell us.

00:05:00 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 1:

What are the two costumes? Tell us the in-school costume and then tell us the real costume that they're going to be. Like, what is the costume that they're going to be when they're out on the streets?

00:05:08 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 4:

For once, my children only have one costume each. What? I think this might be the first year. Although I told Smith, Smith has one of those blow-up costumes. And I'm like, how long is this going to last when you're running your tree or tree day? I have a feeling this is coming off after like five houses.

00:05:22 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 1:

Wait, what has changed them from the past?

00:05:25 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 4:

I don't know. I'm very happy about it. and they also haven't changed their mind. So we've had these costumes for three weeks to a month maybe and there haven't been any changes. That's good.

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Yeah.

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Amen.

00:05:39 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 1:

By the way, everybody's texting in and they're calling in with different ones. Hak Tua must be on every single kid's mind because there's all these... How do they know about that? How? How do you dress up? They listen to the show. How do you dress up like Hak Tua? Hey, Mojo. Hi, how are you?

00:05:55 - 00:06:14 | Speaker 3:

Good, how are you? So, I wanted to comment on the costume. Tomorrow's my kid's costume party and parade, and I'm not sure what his school costume's going to be, but I hand-made Edward Scissorhands, and I mean, we had Trump retreat on Monday. I'd like to send a picture if I could if you guys could see it. Absolutely. Yeah.

00:06:15 - 00:06:19 | Speaker 1:

So, he can't be Edward Scissorhands at school? Why, they're afraid he's going to cut somebody?

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Yeah.

00:06:21 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 3:

I don't know. It's a weapon. I'm going to attempt it. I think I'm just going to go ahead and send them tomorrow. I'm going to see how it goes.

00:06:26 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 1:

Nah, nah. You don't want him to get kicked out or not be able to go in.

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I don't think he'll get kicked out. Yeah. He might be Spider-Man. Who knows? But he, I mean, he's just, you guys have to see the costume. Everybody was taking pictures of him.

00:06:38 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 1:

I can't wait. I want to see it. Send it in. I would love to see it. Nikki, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning.

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Hi, how are you? First time, long time? Hey there, Nikki.

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Yeah, Nikki on the phone.

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Nikki, what are the two costumes? What's his in-school costume?

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The in-school costume. So I have twins. They're going as knuckles and tails. Okay.

00:07:01 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 1:

And what are their costumes? They're going to be trick-or-treating around the neighborhood, scaring the neighbors. Deadpool and Wolverine. I mean, it's Deadpool. Yeah, that's fun. That's fun. Especially with twins. That's a great costume. Let them have fun. Come on.

00:07:17 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 3:

They are. I know. I'm so excited for their Halloween costumes. They're going to look awesome.

00:07:24 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 1:

Somebody said, this is crazy. Somebody said, Mojo, I went to school around the same time as you did. I went to school as the Unabomber. They kicked me out of school at that time. Boy.

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There's a line. There is a line.

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There's a line.

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That's crossing it.

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So I guess even back then they did stuff like that. I'm born in Chicago. Oh, here you go. Mojo, I'm your same age. I went to school as a pregnant nun. They sent me home. I guess we did have like a little summer. Could you imagine showing up at school as a pregnant nun, walking up to the nun that you go to school? You get yourself into trouble. I am afraid of no ghost. By the way, did you see there's a story that says that, and this is a story that came out from Spotify that said that Halloween is the second most lucrative time of the year for artists to have songs played. And they said that more artists now are talking about doing songs, Halloween-y songs. I guess the weekend now is on this whole thing where he's doing some Halloween songs.

00:08:25 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 4:

Didn't they say the guy who did the Monster Mash made, like, a bajillion dollars from that song? When was the last time we even knew one? Riana's Disturbia?

00:08:34 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 1:

I think The Weeknd has one this year, but I don't think it's as good. And then a lot of people will play, is it Blinding Light? They'll play that one as us. What's going on, Jennifer?

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Hi.

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Hi, Jennifer. What's up?

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I texted my son's friend for trick-or-treating is going to be a brook.

00:08:52 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 1:

It's going to be, I'm sorry. Say that again. Your phone cut off. Say, your friends, they're going trick-or-treating around the neighborhood dressed like what?

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A breathalyzer.

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Okay.

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How old are they? Oh, my gosh. And my son is, I don't know what he's going to be for school, but my son for school is going to be a blow-up T-Rex, and then for trick-or-treating, he's going to be a purge character with a baseball bat. Oh, yeah.

00:09:22 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 1:

Now he's talking. I liked it. I like the breathalyzer. Why can you not do the breathalyzer at school?

00:09:27 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 4:

That's so inappropriate. Why is that inappropriate? No. That's great.

00:09:31 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 1:

How is that inappropriate? With a sign that says don't drink and drive.

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It has to do with alcohol.

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Come on.

00:09:37 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 2:

I'm thinking of uterine. Kev's thinking of inhaler.

00:09:41 - 00:09:55 | Speaker 1:

I'm thinking of inhaler. I'm like, what's wrong with that? It saves lives. Wait, real quick. Real quick. So pretty. Say that again. These guys were laughing at Kev's comment. Where's the blow-up part where you have to blow into?

00:09:56 - 00:10:02 | Speaker 2:

It's by his no-no square. Oh, yeah, you can't do that. Amy, you are letting him.

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What grade is he in?

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He's in eighth grade. Oh, my God. Miss ma'am. Miss ma'am. Why did you buy that? That's like college at the earliest. I try very hard not to judge other moms, but I might be judging you. Ma'am.

00:10:17 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 4:

You are the mom of the year. Congratulations. I know what I'm going to be for next year.

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