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Is It Possible to Half Crap?
Mojo In The Morning

Is It Possible to Half Crap?

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May 3, 2023 | 00:07:21 | Leisure

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All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show. This next topic actually might be something that you don't want to be listening to while you are eating, okay? I do need to say that. The reason why I need to say that is because I've never heard of somebody doing this before, and when I heard that she did this, I was actually kind of quite shocked. And that is Ashley Nix, who works on The Joe Show. You can hear it afternoons on Channel 955. Also in the mornings on 93.3 FLZ in Tampa. my son Joe's show, his best friend Ashley used to work on our show, does something that I never have known of anybody to ever do. And it came up the other day. Ashley Nix, because of what we do on our show, we understand this, doesn't have time to go to the bathroom sometimes. And we don't during the show because we do commercial free hours and then we only play like TikTok songs, you know, two-minute TikTok songs. So Ashley Nix Does a half a poop She will go to the bathroom Do only half the duty And then she'll save the rest For when she can go to it During another break

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I'm impressed that she can Stop it

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I think we should all be worried That it's taking her that long That she needs to stop And come back to it

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Remember we don't have very much time

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to go to the bathroom and go duty you don't wait until you absolutely have to go well no i you wait

00:02:54 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 2:

you might have to go you don't know when you have to go right i mean i guess has that ever happened to you where you have to uh you know you have to go really really bad like during the show like right now yes no like really right now right now all right okay i'll give you a break in one second here but is it that has never happened to you before where you had to really really go me yeah

00:03:16 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, but usually I do this thing, because I'm a girl with stomach issues, so I do this thing that's called Mind Over Matter, and if I just convince my stomach to calm down, it will, because I am all-powerful and all-being.

00:03:32 - 00:03:34 | Speaker 2:

That's amazing. I don't know how you do it.

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I used to not go here. Mojo will tell you this. I would literally go home.

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And if we had stuff after the show, it was really bad, wasn't it?

00:03:42 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, I would save it, and I would go home. and it's truly so unhealthy to do that um but the but the fact that she can go half yeah and then

00:03:54 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 2:

you know i golfed with a guy his name was doug and we golfed occasionally like at beacon hill which is this place that's not that far from my house and doug used to do a half a pee so doug would have to pee and he would go over to a tree because that's where you go on a golf course you Just go in people's trees and stuff like that Or trees that are hopefully not up by any people And if it was A quick, you know, like we had to Go off and tee off, he would go to The side and he would be in the midst of Peeing and then he would stop himself And then come right back And go and hit his shot And then go back later and pee And I always thought, you can't do that You know what I mean? Like once it's starting It's hard to get the stream going But he was able to do it, but I think Ashley's is even more

00:04:41 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 6:

Impressive. You're actually not supposed to do that with p either i learned that when i sat on that that tele chair yeah like if you're if you

00:04:48 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 2:

are emptying your bladder you're supposed to empty it fully oh really okay i'm sorry matt's on with us hi matt hey good morning everybody morning what's going on so i was listening to joe show and him and ashley

00:05:00 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 8:

Yes, that would not surprise me, Matt, because what Matt's saying is he was listening to Joe's show and they were talking about how Joe farted and lost. And yes, that has happened to all of us. But don't you think it's amazing that Ashley is able to do that? Like, I can't believe you could be able to do that.

00:05:24 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I don't know how you could stop it and then go back to it. Like, I think it's like she said, I think there's a big problem if you have to stop and then continue.

00:05:36 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 8:

And then start all over again. And I don't know how you do that without hurting yourself.

00:05:43 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 4:

I would feel uncomfortable for the rest of the day. Right. Or at least until I had to go again.

00:05:48 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 8:

Right. Well, that's what I wonder, too, is, you know, she has to sit in that studio then for a good period of time waiting for that moment to happen. But I think she kind of like has convinced Her mind that she's able to move On which I can't do that I don't know it to me it just Makes it really really difficult To think about anything else other than going to the Bathroom Jamar what's up

00:06:11 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 6:

Hi it's Definitely mine over matter I worked in landscaping And it's Definitely mine over matter because In the morning time I do have to Use number two in the morning so And I'd be up on the

00:06:27 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 8:

You guys. Oh, we got the second dump out of the way. We're good. The second dump happened. You can't say that word. Unfortunately, I'm still talking. He's still going. Unfortunately, yes. Can you do me a favor? Instead of saying, oh, spit, or the word that you use, just say, oh, duty. Because that's what we call the duty instead of the duty. Perfect, perfect. But, yes, I would think that the lawnmower vibration would make you feel like you have to go.

00:06:55 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 6:

Well, listen, in your mind, okay, you'll tell yourself that I can't go to the bathroom. I'm not going. There's no way. It is literally what changed the feeling. The feeling will go away if you don't focus on it. So you're like Megan.

00:07:11 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 3:

You're a freak of nature. You are a unicorn because there are times that I am in a car and tell myself that, and it doesn't work.

00:07:20 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 8:

It doesn't work for me either. I have to turn the heat on because I always like it really hot when that happens. it you keep thinking about it hey question for you uh real quick uh jamar with doing yeah have you ever while you were doing your landscape work have you ever gotten off and just like like you would pee in a tree would you did you have you ever dutied in somebody's house that

00:07:43 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 6:

you were landscaping like no i do need in the lawn the landscaping bag before oh you have okay back the paper bag yeah yes you know you gotta do what you gotta do out here do you do you put

00:07:54 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 3:

those on the side of their lawn, or do you take

00:07:56 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 6:

them with you? No, I take all my bags with me. Okay.

00:08:00 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 8:

Shout out to Jamar the Landscaping. What's the name of the company that you work for? Flowers,

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Janitorial, and Landscaping. Do you trim trees? Yeah. Yeah, it's my last name. My last name is Flowers.

00:08:14 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 8:

Megan needs somebody to come over and trim her trees, but here's the deal. She'll let you use the bathroom if you come to her house, all right? Absolutely not.

00:08:22 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 6:

Exactly. Well, some customers don't want you in your house i'm here you know i'll be dirty i'm a cheat i cut down trees sometimes i'll be a dirty guy so they don't want you all in your house with all that dirt all right i'm fine

00:08:33 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 8:

with you you come to my house you can use any of my bathrooms as long as the work gets done take take care jamar we'll see you thank you all right hello it is ryan and i was on a flight the

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