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Is Mike's Neighbor Trying to Seduce Him?
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Is Mike's Neighbor Trying to Seduce Him?

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April 12, 2023 | 00:07:28 | Leisure

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Yesterday on the show, we were talking about how Reese thinks that his neighbor, 60-year-old neighbor, saw him naked. Did you end up bumping into the 60-year-old neighbor, Reese, after the show was over with? I haven't seen her yet. She wasn't sitting outside of the window waiting for some more?

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It's bound to happen soon.

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Okay. So I'm having a conversation with Mike after the show. and we were talking about, you know, topics from the show yesterday. And, Mike, you said that you've got an interesting neighbor situation going on right now, and Mike thinks that his neighbor is hitting on him.

00:02:32 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 5:

No, I don't know that she's trying to seduce me or anything. I honestly don't think that the neighbors before us ever went in their backyard. Like, I don't think they hung out in their backyard a lot. And the way that our backyards are set up, They kind of look into each other's backyards. So my neighbor had, so I don't think she realizes what she's doing. So she has one of those decks that are like above ground. So like she, you could see if I'm in my backyard, I can see up into their deck. So this was last summer. It happened more, you know, cause it just got warm on now, but she would walk out in a robe all the time. And like, I'd be back there with the kids or mowing the lawn or doing something. And, and she just walk out in a robe and like the, angle of the deck if i look over there i can see up her robe oh yeah yeah wow yes and she's not so i'm like uh like walking around the corner but she does it more than once like it's like a thing like where she just walks out in the robe does she seem to come outside a lot when you're outside i never really like pinpointed it but i mean i've been out there and she's done it more than once I don't think she's doing it for me. I think that, again, honestly, I don't know.

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So let me ask you this question. One time it's a mistake when you notice that. How many times are you looking up? I've only looked up twice.

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Twice? Okay. Once was because I was like, ah. And then I'll look up if somebody's there. Sure. You know what I mean? I'm not looking. It's natural reaction. Yeah, I'm not looking. How long are you looking up? Quickly. Very, very quickly. Do we all buy that? no thank you thank you i appreciate the support of this everybody just complete silence that one

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person i i think that maybe she's trying to send you a message if she's coming outside when you're out there cutting the lawn she's out in a robe naked which by the way that is kind of interesting i know she's got she's got herself covered up but if you're you know below ground like you are if you're lower you know on your grass and you look and all you have to do is look up you can look right up in her robe i wonder is she sending a message do any have any listeners ever uh had this happen or do you have a theory on mike's neighbor here 844 mojo live 844-665-6548

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i gotta imagine she would she would sense that that that somebody's outside yeah or at least look around especially if you walk out in a robe like i've gone outside in my

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robe before to like get the mail or get a package or whatever that's on my porch but like nobody could see up it you know what i mean is she nice to look at what's that is she nice to look at uh i don't know no no no i don't know how to you don't know how to answer that question do you already asked is she wearing undies in the robe uh i couldn't tell because i couldn't i didn't look fast enough or long enough i mean oh okay good answer um come on by the way you're

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answer with mine is a one that is going to get you in trouble if i ask you is she nice to look at i wasn't trying to and if you say if you say oh she's a pretty lady or whatever then your wife gets upset if you say no like you just said then your neighbor now gets upset that's what i was

00:05:45 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 4:

thank you for setting me up because there was no way to answer that where i where i wasn't being mean in some way right mike people are texting is this the neighbor that you tried to steal the girl cover from oh no no that was a that was a few houses down and this is not the neighbor with

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the small tv no no that's my favorite neighbor in the world okay all right was mike or i'm sorry tom has a question for mike uh our mike here what's going on tom

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good morning i'm just wondering if you might need a roommate

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what do you my what do you think tom do you think that she's doing this on purpose do you think this is her way to seduce the neighbor i had the same thing happen when i moved into my

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new house i had a single um middle-aged woman now it just happened to see me every time i come out she'd have to come out of the robe and ask me to fix her gutter or can i come and look at the plumbing it was i know what it was nothing happened but yeah are you a single guy or are you in a relationship like micah's that while i was dating like my uh my girlfriend was living with me so you know she was kind of ballsy for doing that but we hated each other was your girlfriend upset oh yeah yeah i heard about all the time yeah she didn't blame me she just called

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her you know whatever she called her yeah yeah interesting uh all right uh well uh thank you

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for the call we appreciate that would you be mine would you be mine it's a neighborly day in this

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hi how you doing bath

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hello hi what's up sorry i was trying to get off of bluetooth because she couldn't hear me

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Oh, no worries. What's going on?

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I wanted to ask Mike, does he think she might be a swinger and she's trying to recruit you and Allie?

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I feel like that's a stretch. I don't know. Honestly, I don't think so.

00:07:32 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 3:

Listen, you never know, Mike. You just never know. You know what? Somebody tried to pick us up at a, my husband and I up at a poker table once, and it was not obvious until later we figured it out.

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How did they try to pick you guys up? Yeah.

00:07:47 - 00:08:04 | Speaker 3:

Well, we sat down because we were waiting for a reservation, and she kept ordering drinks, and then she kept trying to order us drinks, and she kept saying, I have this room upstairs all empty and lonely. I'm just here by myself. What are you guys doing later? We were like, we have a reservation. Goodbye.

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This is a different one than having somebody pick you up in a casino or a bar or whatever it is that you're in. This is your neighbor. Could you imagine living next to a neighbor that wants to swing with you?

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No.

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No. That would get awkward, wouldn't it?

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Well, good luck, Mike, figuring it out.

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Thanks.

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Mike, do you have to cut the lawn anytime soon?

00:08:29 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 4:

I do in the next couple days, but it hasn't happened this year. So maybe she caught on, and she's not going to do it, I hope.

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Is there a consistent day that you always mow your lawn? Like, do you do it on the weekends, or do you do it during the week?

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It's not consistent. It's random. That would be very telltale.

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I would make sure that you mow your lawn when Allie's home, though.

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Yeah.

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I'll just have her walk beside me as I'm mowing the lawn.

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Yes. Exactly. Actually, you know what you need? And I've never thought that guys should ever wear these things. You need a visor.

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No.

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You need a visor so you can't look up. It's like lady repellent. You know how they put things on dogs when dogs have surgery so that they can't move their ass?

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You need a cone.

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You need to wear one of those, Mike, just to protect yourself so that you can always prove that you weren't looking up.

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