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Is Spike's Girlfriend Absolutely Crazy?
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Is Spike's Girlfriend Absolutely Crazy?

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February 7, 2023 | 00:09:27 | Leisure

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thank you spike shannon megan and mike for the ooze i love that that's great that's by the way them on there. Isn't that great? Listen, listen. You're off. All right. Mojo in the morning, home of the phone scams, the word of the roses, and the dirty on the 30. Spike, this is what you titled it. Is my girlfriend crazy?

00:02:15 - 00:02:16 | Speaker 5:

She might be.

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Why do you say?

00:02:17 - 00:02:34 | Speaker 5:

Well, and I'm going to use the airwaves to either help her out, make her look normal, or make her look crazier. I'm not sure which one. So, we were talking about that, the balloon, the Chinese balloon. The spy balloon.

00:02:34 - 00:02:36 | Speaker 7:

Did you see that thing had explosives on it?

00:02:36 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 5:

Yes. No, really?

00:02:37 - 00:02:43 | Speaker 7:

The thing had explosives. We let that thing travel the entire country, and it had explosives on it that they found.

00:02:43 - 00:02:46 | Speaker 5:

Were the explosives to blow it up if it was captured?

00:02:46 - 00:02:55 | Speaker 7:

I think it was for self-detonation if they wanted to, but it still had it. That thing would have come down somewhere. Who knows? We probably should have.

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Well, then maybe I guess it's good they didn't shoot it down over a city.

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No, they should have shot it down before it got to a city. That was the problem. And they said, before you get into your girlfriend being crazy, they said now that the Chinese have thrown these balloons up for a long time and we have been mistaking them as UFOs. Great. What kind of intelligence are we delivering right now that we have allowed this to happen for such a long time? Hold on, let me play this for you. This is ABC's Martha Raddatz.

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There have been at least four incursions in recent years. They were very different. They were off the coast of the U.S. and very brief. But what's frightening about this is the U.S. military had no idea those incursions were happening until afterwards. In fact, the head of NORAD said today, it's my responsibility to detect threats to North America. I will tell you that we did not detect those threats. Fortunately, they detected this one.

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Yeah, fortunately. Isn't that crazy? All right. So tell us about your girlfriend.

00:04:04 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 5:

Okay. Meg has told this story a few times. So, I mean, since I've known her, I've heard this a few times. And then last night, she was telling my brother and turned to me and asked, ask your listeners if anybody remembers this. She swears that she and one of her girlfriends were hanging outside by a swimming pool. And this is a while back when they were kids, July 1994.

00:04:31 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 2:

Oh, that's very specific.

00:04:33 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

Yes. I told her, if I'm going to bring it up on the air, it needs to be specific. so i said what year how old were you when was it she says they were hanging by a pool and the whole world went black for one or two seconds and it just got really dark for no reason then back to normal and she turned to her friend and said did you see that and her friend said yeah what the heck was that and she swears everything went black like it wasn't just an airplane blocking the sun or something like it was

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It wasn't a quick shadow or something. And because I was like, oh, you were just lighting in the sun too long. You blacked out for a second or something. She's like, no. I turned to my friend, said, oh, my God, what was that? And she was like, yeah, what was that? So she had someone corroborated immediately. And I said, I'll bring it up on the air. Can anybody remember having that same experience or should I break up with this weirdo right now?

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Wait, what year was this?

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This was 1994.

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1994. So this is going back. So, it wasn't an airplane that was flying above her in the skies causing a shadow?

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That's what I said. I said it was probably a shadow.

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It wasn't a blimp, like a...

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No, because she said the whole world went black. It wasn't like a shadow where you could still see anything.

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How does she know the whole world went black?

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Well, everything around her, like a light switch, she said. But she was outside. Yeah. And all of a sudden, she couldn't see a thing.

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I'm on drugs! Does the friend still corroborate this story?

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Yes. Ridley.

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Do we both need help?

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You are high as a kite.

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I don't know. That's interesting. I don't remember that. Now, I do remember in the 2000s, early 2000s, when all our power went dark. Everybody remembers that. That period of time. But I don't remember that.

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They were outside laying out by a pool.

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And I also remember famous blizzards. The ones that are the biggest snowfalls that we've had. I remember being a kid and some of them were tragic Or plane crashes that were in the news Mandela Effect

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Like it was a dream You're 10 you don't remember as a dream or something But the fact that her friend still remembers this Is happening exactly as they did back then That's the weird part

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And she's 10 years old So that means that all those drops I just played Of the I'm on drugs and stuff like that Doesn't play a part Maybe she was high on sugar at that time Maybe they had too much ice cream

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Maybe she stared at a Lisa Frank's notebook too long. Ooh, I love that.

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Caitlin, hi. Hi.

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What's going on?

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That absolutely did happen. She's not crazy.

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Come on.

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No. Yes, I was in the driveway with my friend. We were playing with our kites or something because I was little. It was in 1994, and the whole world went black, square. And I looked at her. How long did it last? No way. Literally like two seconds, square.

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And it was the middle of the day?

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Yes, and I feel like I forgot about this, and as soon as Spike said that, it unleashed that core memory of being like, oh, and she literally said, who just turned off the world's lights?

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Wow. Google it. Can you Google it?

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That is crazy.

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If you Google, what does it say?

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You know what, I didn't Google it. Let's see. Yeah.

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It was wild.

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Yeah. The whole world go dark in 1994.

00:07:44 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 5:

But you said July? Yes. Because people are saying there was a solar eclipse in May.

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No, but that wouldn't last. This was only like one to two seconds. Right, right.

00:07:55 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 2:

Isabel, is that what you were calling about, the solar eclipse?

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Yes, I think it's a solar eclipse.

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Okay. Yeah, she said it was too fast to be that. So it was not a solar eclipse.

00:08:04 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 4:

I thought solar eclipses were fast.

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No. Remember the solar eclipse? No, it takes about 20 to 40 minutes to pass the shadows. I think you're full of it.

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Remember the one a few years back? It was like five or six years back within the last 10 years, the one where everybody was like going to Nashville or something like that to see it and it was like you really couldn't see crap and it wasn't much.

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Megan, do you know what the solar eclipse is?

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Why are you talking to me like I'm a child?

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Because I'm wondering how fast you think it happens. Wait, pause for that. Pause for just a moment here. Let's all take this in and let me get time to play this music. Go ahead, Megan.

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Such a butthole. Yeah, I know what a solar eclipse is. It's with the moon and the sun and the blocks of the light and the earth's shadow That is incorrect.

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What is this for?

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Because if you're going to treat me like a child, I'm going to talk like a child. Okay, there are so many people that remember this.

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A lot of people are calling in and texting in now. Tiffany, what's up? It's the Matrix.

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Hey, Spike. Hey. So I definitely remember this story. This was specifically right after the 4th of July because my cousins were still over for the holidays and we were all outside and we were playing and we instantly couldn't even see each other for like it was definitely less than five seconds and then it was like you couldn't see each other, really? Why is this happening? This is insane

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That's wild

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I'm mad at myself that I can't remember it

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And a solar eclipse does not completely darken the earth when you can't see anything. Right. It just dims the sun

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And like you're saying and like Spike's girlfriend meg is saying they couldn't even see the people in front of them yeah that's how dark

00:09:48 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

it was no wow it was like we were in a haunted house or something and like all you couldn't literally see your hand in front of your face i'm telling you it's like you know that we're gonna

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to start.

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The government's going to start telling us about these UFOs and about this strange stuff.

00:10:04 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 2:

They finally started releasing all the classified documents over the last – President Trump started it, and then President Biden's administration's continued to release stuff, where the military and all the government officials are finally starting to leak stuff.

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Do you want to know that there are aliens that are from another planet, and they're here walking around? Do you want to know that, or is it something that you're, like, creeped out about?

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I know they're a monk living with this mojo That doesn't freak me out I absolutely believe it's true It pisses me off

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You know why it pisses me off? It pisses me off because it's just another person To add to the long way to Chick-fil-A I don't want this happening You're right

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But just so I'm clear Spike thinks I'm an idiot for thinking it's a solar eclipse But aliens, very possible

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Of course aliens are possible They were coming to get all the Polynesian sauce from...

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