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deduction for me for many years my son Joe his best friends Ashley and Jed do a show there and as heard on that show just a few minutes ago listeners have been telling me was our producer KP announcing her love for their producer Jed we might have a showmance going on guys We may have This is like big We may have Give me a song What's a good song That I could play For this one Who's got the big love song Like that would be so good Like they always play it In the movies And stuff like that Spendel Bel Air No Spendel Bel Air Michelle Branch Michelle Kelly Rowland Dilemma Kelly That's a different one So I guess heard On the On that show On the Joe show And Joe Would you stand up To the microphone And please don't let Jed ruin this by saying something stupid because this might be the first time in the world that Jed gets to date a very attractive girl. Not that any of the other girls that you dated weren't attractive. Is Ashley not here? Oh, hi Ashley. Maybe I should have you tell us the story because you were the one that texted me to tell me this. What happened? What went

on on your show? Jed got really excited this morning and was like, hey I got a DM. He's been really active on Hinge and whatnot. he shows me it and i noticed it was kp's instagram profile i thought he was getting catfished because i like couldn't believe but it really was you couldn't believe somebody that looked like kp would actually know i just all right what we talked about on the show and we had this discussion before we got kp to come on with us was is it bad and is it like asking where you eat if they talk and i didn't i didn't know that kp was willing to do that uh but she was She sent a pretty flirtatious, salacious DM.

What was said? What was said? She said that if I don't have a date to Jingle Ball to let her know. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Did she have romantic eyes or did she, did she mean she has a friend? She'll find you a day.

No. Like she wanted to take me. Really? Come on. Come on. Why do you don't think I'm a kid?

No, tell them what she said about being in person versus social media.

Well, hold on to set it up. We then had her come in and she really did admit like, Hey, I'd be down with taking him. And it sounded too playful, though. It's like, okay, is she just doing this for shtick? She's very talented. But then we asked her to rate Jed. And I think KP should do this again. I think KP should rate Jed again.

By the way, this is very awkward. Can I tell you why this is awkward? Because Lydia is KP, her associate.

Stop it, stop it, stop it. You can't see Block like that, man.

No, but I'm saying it. And also. Nope. I don't think that's known information.

Stop right there.

And also, there's listeners and other people that have a crush on Jed, too. So, KP, what did you rate him?

On social media, he's a 7.5, but in person, I would say a 9.5.

Wow. Wait, wait, you're doing that because of 95.5, aren't you?

And she also said I look like the brawny man. What? She compared me to the guy that they put on front of toilet paper.

Oh, my God.

I believe it's paper towel.

Wow, the brawny man. This is unbelievable. So, wait. So, Jed. Ooh, that was my stomach. Yeah, that was my gurgling in my stomach. Jed, this is unbelievable. What are your thoughts? What do you rank KP? What's your ranking of KP, Jed? That's unfair.

Why? Because she's sitting right next to me. To be fair, she didn't say anything. She ranks you. I would say on Instagram, it's like a 9-1. In person, it's like a 9-7. Oh, wow.

I think it's very complicated. I thought he was going to actually go less. Not that KP is less on Instagram or in person than she is on Instagram, but I was like, oh, God, Jed. Knowing Jed, he's dumb enough to do something like that. So are you guys going to go on a date tomorrow night?

We need to clarify this. So I messaged Jed because I saw Mojo solicit on Facebook. It said Jed needs a date.

Yeah, we did a Facebook Live.

and Jed. She can't

cop out with that nice stuff. She DM'd Jed. I didn't get a DM. Read the DM. She DM'd Jed.

It was for Jed, so I just wanted to let him know if he didn't have anybody. Is that all it said? Was there more?

It says,

I heard you need a date to Jingle Ball.

Was there an emoji? No emoji.

No punctuation. Wait, the last time that Jed, Joe, and Ashley were here was my party And there was rumors that you were going to take Lydia out on a date. Actually, you wanted to take her to my house to be on a date. Yeah, of course. Shoot or shoot. Wait. Shoot or shoot. Lydia, how do you feel about this? She's moving in on other...

If Jed and KP are trying to hit it off, it's okay.

Wow. Plus, honestly, your dad would never approve of you dating this white boy. Not at all. That would not work, right? Yeah.

Right? Only Reese. Yeah.

Reese is the only one. Yeah. Reese is the only one that would be allowed.

I can't confirm or deny it. I've dated a couple white guys in my time that have met my dad.

Can I be honest about this? I do not get the attraction of Jed. I don't get it. Lydia, what do you rate Jed out of 10?

I've done Jed like a 9.3.

Wow.

Look at Jed's face. He's just really trying not to.

I'm trying to hold it in because I feel like everybody is BSing me. This is all an inside job. You guys are trying to sabotage me.

Ashley and Jed went on a date the other night. They actually were hanging out with each other in Tampa. First off, you were going through his phone and his hand. What were you noticing?

He was lying. One girl had a hat on, and he goes, yeah, I use that cowboy hat when I ride a horse. He doesn't have a horse. The other girl goes, the biggest risk I did was jumping out of an airplane. He was like, yeah, you know, I went swimming, and a shark almost bit my leg off.

Oh, my gosh.

But this is what you have to do. You have to entertain when you're on these dating apps. They're not like, I don't know. I know people are trying to find love on them, but I do it to have fun with them.

Actually, if you weren't gay, would it be Jed all day? Or you think like these girls are crazy getting him?

I'm going to bring Jed down. He's like a seven on the internet, and he's like a 10 in person.

My baby's a 10. Honestly, it is bothering the hell out of me ever since KP said it. I'm starting to realize, actually way before KP, Jed is in shape now. He looks so good. He's well manicured.

Let's see what else is. Come on, take it off. Take the shirt off.

I feel bloated today.

Wow, look at that. He's so much better looking than me now, and I hate every second of it.

If that's bloated, what am I?

Holy crap, he's been working on this in Florida. I got a better song than Spandau Bellet. Wow, Jed Adaya. Look at you. Actually, Jed, I kid because you're like a son to me. You are a good-looking son of a bitch. I'm growing up, man. Shannon calls it a glow up. You're glowing up. I am.

KP just changed her answer now. She wants to know if she can go to 11.

So, we got to find out from the Jingle Ball Promotions, like, producers, can Jed and KP go up on stage to introduce, like, Nikki Yore?

No, you know what we need to do is we just need to put, like, two chairs on stage where people can see them and let them hang.

Oh, my God. All night they just hang with each other? They have a date. They actually get their own date on stage. Yeah. Jed has to be shirtless with a Santa hat as well. Wow. Ho, ho, ho. This is unbelievable. You know what? Do you guys think that it's good? I was looking at the Good Morning America, T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach affair that's going on. Shan's been talking in the dirt. Is it okay to have an inner office romance like this, even though they're inner office long distance?

No, but they understand each other's lifestyle. They can talk about the job and have an empathy.

They're awake at the same time. But here's my son and I both have to really be cautious of this. I don't want to lose a producer who says, I want to move to Tampa to be closer to my guy. and he doesn't want to lose a producer and a best friend who might say, I'm going back home to Michigan to be with KP.

You're thinking too far ahead. I know. Jed's involved. They're going to crash and burn. How about this?

How about this? We have to put in a contract that you guys can never physically move to each other's city. That's the deal. All right? Jed's more attractive than me, and I hate it. Joe, you used to lose girls in high school to this guy, too, didn't you? If I took off my shirt right now, you guys would be – Jed's blowing. I hate it. I hate it. I can't think anymore. Hold on. Every guy in the studio, take off your shirt right now. No, we're good. No, we're good. The only one in shape has got his shirt off right now. All right. This is amazing. What do the listeners think about this? What do you think about this little romance? What's up, Adam? Hi.

Hey, everybody. I would say, Jed, you're definitely a Florida 10. Oh, yeah. For sure.

What is that? Like a Michigan 6? What is it? Yeah.

I was going to say like a Michigan 7. So a Florida 10, a Michigan 7.

Really? Come on, you're telling me that the people in Florida are less attractive than the people in Michigan?

Certain parts of Florida, sure.

Yeah, I was going to say, if you think Miami, it's one thing, but you get to the rest of Florida.

Hold on, Tampa Bay has beautiful people. Tampa has absolutely, absurdly beautiful people. Tampa gets a little redneck-y, though. Yeah, you get paid to say that, of course. Redneck's kind of hot. Yeah, the rednecks are up in Tallahassee.

Jed did grow up in Clarkston.

That's a little redneck-y, too, right? That's a little Kid Rocky out there, right? Yeah.

Oh, for sure.

All right. Thank you for the call. Appreciate it.

People are texting in that we should have the Backstreet Boys serenade them.

Oh, my God. That would be fantastic. That would be so good. Karen, what are your thoughts? What do you think about this little romance?

Well, my first thought was exactly what you said, Mojo, is that no, she cannot do that. She cannot move to Florida.

I know. I know. She can't leave.

No way.

But you know what, though? My only holdout hope on this one is Jed will screw it up somehow, and it will be over before it begins.

Yeah, that's why I'm not sweating it. It'll crash and burn.

Okay, that's my prayer. My prayer.

All right. Thank you, Karen. Take care of yourself.

You too. Bye.

All right. God, this is kind of scary, isn't it? KP, any final words at all?

No. You guys took my breath away, to be honest. That was Jed taking his shirt off. Oh, yeah. Honestly, I'm just trying to recover from Jed.

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