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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. So, guys, we're getting prepared for a lot of stuff coming up over the course of the next 90 days here on the show. You know, we've got a lot of promotions all the time that we have to plan and pre-plan and all that. So yesterday, we went on a little field trip after the show with Lydia, the director of our show, and Julie, who is one of our account reps, to the place that we're going to be having our Mojo in the Morning Naughty Moms Night Out. I'm so excited it's back. It's coming back. So good. There's been so many Naughty Moms Night Outs that we've done in the past that have been legendary. This one, I think, is going to be just as legendary. And actually, the location that we're having it at is fancy schmancy. I mean, it is nice. So we're having, I mean, I guess I could say we're having it. We're having it at that brand new hotel called the Daxton Hotel, which is a gorgeous hotel in downtown Birmingham, Michigan. And we're planning the Naughty Moms Night Out, meeting with the people there and kind of getting an idea of how things are going to get set up. you know explaining to them like the plans for the night and stuff and i was uh you know i guess i'll say this because you guys laughed so hard when i told this remember yesterday i was telling you guys that my battery died on my car on my tahoe so i had to take chelsea's car into work yeah so i was driving yesterday a uh 2015 volkswagen bug convertible okay so if you have ever seen what a Volkswagen Bug looks like? They're little teeny cars, all right? I love that car. It's very cool.

If she ever wants to sell it, I want it.

Oh, she won't. I was trying to get her to sell it. I'm like, sell that car and get something. Because I want something that would make me look cool driving in it. I can't even drive as a passenger in that car because my head sticks out of the top of the thing when the roof is off.

I saw you trying to get out of it yesterday. Oh, it's the worst.

I need the jaws of life from the Farmington Hills Fire Department to get me out of that.

Well, you're so tall and it's so low to the ground, too. It's awful. It's comical.

Yeah, so we're pulling up to the Daxton, and Daxton has a valet there. Obviously, it's a hotel, and it's hard to find parking in Birmingham. It's a downtown area, and so I'm freaking out going, I can't valet this car. If I get out of this car in front of the valets, they will not stop laughing.

at me i gotta find a parking garage or hopefully a street parking whatever so i ended up circling the block a couple of times and i finally found a primo parking spot about i don't know 500 feet from there in front of the the chase bank and so i parked in the parking spot and i even when i got out of the car you should have seen me spike i was like looking both ways to see if i knew anybody that was walking down the street to make sure they didn't see get out of the thing um so i get out of the car go inside we have our meeting and on the way out we're leaving and i'm walking down uh the street there what is that old woodward i believe it is yeah and i'm walking down old woodward and there is a uh i call her mom i don't know if she's a mom but she was getting into uh a very big suv like a gmc denali or something like that and had the most unfortunate thing happened to her her purse which was like a big old tote baggie type thing fell out of the car didn't you know do a very good job of staying in the car fell out and everything in her purse scattered all across old woodward so i'm looking at makeup and i'm looking at you know her wallet and keys and all kinds of stuff just all over the place and i run over to go help her and she says No, no, no, no, I'm okay, I'm okay. And I go, are you sure? I'll run out and get some of this stuff in traffic. No, no, no, no, no, I'm okay, I'm okay. And I'm like, all right, well, I don't know if she thought I was going to steal something or what was going on. Listen, I'm a guy driving a Volkswagen Bug. You're safe. You're safe. You can think anything you want about me at this particular moment. So I back off a little bit, and then I look down on the ground at what looks to be her electronic boyfriend.

No. In the car

In the purse She had it in her purse She's a woman on the go She was a woman on the go And don't stop her Because she'll do what she wants to do When she wants to do it

Well now I know why she didn't want your help Collecting her things

So I backed off And I got into the car And I'm thinking to myself As I'm pulling out And I'm backing out of the thing And Chelsea's car by the way is a stick shift so which is Chelsea loves driving stick I do too if you know what I mean if you know what I mean um so I'm trying to like make sure that I you know don't conk out as I'm pulling out of there and stuff like that but also trying to make sure I don't run over this woman or any of her stuff and um I thought to myself I'm like oh my god that's an interesting thing I don't know how how are there any women that are listening to the show that carry a vibrator? Can I say that on the show? A vibrator in their purse?

Like on a daily basis or just have before?

I have before. Have you? Where were you going with it? To Wes's house. Oh, okay.

Well, I'm trying to think.

Do you have a travel case for that? It's like a toothbrush travel case.

Some of them do have travel cases.

Well, and I know we've gotten calls from listeners before, too, that take their adult toy to work. Wow.

That's weird to me. How do you get

Especially if you're the cubicle maid of them

How do you get in the mood at work I don't know

We talked about the guys that do that At work Guys are pigs, they will do it in the car, in the airport And then I was thinking of all the stuff That you carry in your purse And Shannon, yesterday or the day before You had your toe bag I saw Shannon walk in with her purse And there was her wallet With money hanging out of the side of the thing

Yeah, because the kids go through my purse I mean, I have somebody's socks in my purse right now. Laffy, taffy, wrappers, gum. What do you need? Typical mom purse. Games.

Wow. Look at that. Anything in there that you'd be embarrassed to pull out of that?

No, I don't think so.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Anyone listening who carries their love device in their purse and has that in their purse? their purse or is it in your car that's another one too like where do you keep that is that in that little center thing that pops up or is it in your glove box i can never find my license and registration and all the rest of that stuff if i get pulled over by a cop but you know what you would be able to find it if you put it next to your vibrator mom tote bags are like mary poppins

bag the stuff that you could pull out of there just gave me an idea because i always keep my

license and insurance right in a special little folder so if i get pulled over it's right there easy to put what if you did pull it out all haphazard and an adult toy fell out and all this stuff maybe the officer would be too embarrassed and he'd let you go much like you know you were yeah watching all this unfold maybe he would just be like forget it i'm not

we talked about that before on the show and

And there's somebody that actually said that they had some stuff in their car that was embarrassing. Not as embarrassing as that, but then they got out of a ticket because of it. Christy, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Good morning, Mojo.

How are you?

Doing fantastic. Talking about this lady that I saw yesterday, I felt so bad for her.

Yeah, my thought was, you know, it would have been super tragic if you would have ran that thing over. Because that would have been the ending to her happiness on the go. That is true.

Yes. Or could you imagine if I popped the tire on my Volkswagen Bug? Like, that would have been, how do you call up AAA or Bell Tire and tell them that you need a new tire and what popped it?

You just say, you know, this lady's carrying some dangerous weapons in her purse.

Oh, I bet you TSA sees all this stuff going through.

Listen, TSA's a whole other story because I got caught at TSA with something like that in my bag. And of course, I'm the person that has to have my whole bag searched So the guy And I was in the Dominican Republic He looks in there and I'm trying to tell him, don't open that bag Because it's private He doesn't speak a lick of English And he looks me dead in the eyes like, don't touch it Because I'm trying to make him stop It was the most embarrassing thing ever He looks in there and then he looks dead at me And he looks back in there and closes the bag And then just moves me on Christy, why didn't you put it in your check luggage

if you were so afraid of them touching it.

Well, it could have been a delay. By the way, it's not...

I was on a trip with like 400 other people that I work with, so everybody that I knew was around me. Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. They all saw that.

They don't call it Punta Cana. They call it with that Punta Cana. You can actually do whatever you want in that city, right?

Maybe. I don't know.

Have a great morning.

I don't remember much of it. I drank a lot. Well, there you go.

Oh, good. Well, that's why it was in her purse It was packed wrong What's up, Ashley?

Good morning

Good morning, what's going on?

So, I was just going to comment I always carry mine with me Anywhere I go Really? Tell me

So, is it in your purse or is it in your pocket? Where is it?

I keep it in a bag, but it's in my purse You just got to be prepared When I go into work, I don't carry it with me It's in my car, but I always have it Because you never know.

Do you use it in your car?

Well, you never know. You might. I have before, yeah. Where is the strangest place you've used it? Probably a bar bathroom. Wow. Oh, my gosh. I just couldn't wait to get home. No, you just can't wait. You just, like, when you got to pee, you got to pee. When you got to use it, you got to use it.

Hold on. Mike's got something in here.

You sound like green eggs and ham. Would you do it in a car? Would you do it in a car?

Exactly.

But people had to know what you were doing. Do you ever, by the way, do you ever pull it out during a long traffic light? Because there's a couple of traffic lights by my house that are, like, really long.

I've thought about it. Especially Novi traffic is ridiculous. Like, 96 is, like, stop and go all the time. Oh, yeah. Road construction. Yeah, they're USB chargeable, so it's always charged, usually.

Distracted driving ticket, just like a phone. if you're swerving and the cop pulls you over and sees what you're doing they think that you're

drunk but not drunk you're drunk with love uh exactly thank you for the call i appreciate it

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