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Mojo in the morning. Slept like crap last night. Our air conditioning is on the Fritz. Oh, no. It's on the Fritz Coleman. Isn't that the guy that works for us? I was trying to remember what his last name is. How do I remember Fritz's name, but I don't remember salespeople's name? It's not working.

It's not pumping out cold air, or it's just not pumping air out beer?

Well, I went into my room last night. It was like 74 degrees. I'm like, oh, my God. And I know there are some times where my wife looks fantastic. I don't like my wife right now because my wife is always cold. So sometimes she'll change the air in my car. Sometimes she'll put heated seats on, and it's like 90 degrees outside. I'm like, what are you doing? So I'm thinking she messed with the air. Well, then I went over to the thermostat to set it to 60-something degrees, and it was set at 64 degrees. I'm like, uh-oh, this ain't good. Well, that's cold. Well, it was 74 degrees. It was like 10 degrees difference. I set it usually at 68 degrees. Is that too cold?

I mean, but I'm always cold too. So for me, I try to keep it like right around 70, 71.

I got one of those joints. Mine kind of like old school in my apartment complex. So it's not a digital dash where you can see it down to like the digit. So it's like 60 hash mark, 70 hash. So I'm somewhere between 60 and 70. I don't really know.

I actually have, hold on a second, my echo beer. or Ecobee or whatever, okay? So this is my bedroom. Which one, the top or the bottom? This one that's lit up here. The middle one. It says it's set at 69 now, but it's actually 71 right now. So there's something going on. I don't know. Although that's cooler than it was when I was sleeping there. I think Chelsea's messing with me.

I think you just bring heat. Or you're the furnace. I don't know. There's something wrong. You changed the temperature by three degrees. That's what Wes calls me in this stage of my life. What is going on here?

For real.

Yeah. This is craziness. So long story short, I sweat my ass off. I had to sleep on top of the covers, which I had nothing on top of the covers. You know what I mean?

I can't sleep if I'm not covered up with a blanket.

I feel like I need that too.

Yeah. It's a weird thing. Even if it's 100 degrees outside, like I cannot fall asleep unless there is something covering me.

Yeah. It was crazy. And honestly, I can't sleep unless it is colder. Like it has to be colder. I can't sleep when it's hot because I sweat, and I don't want to wake up in the morning and make me feel like I peed in my bed or anything like that.

I got a story about that. I'll tell you later, though. But I prefer it cold. Really? I'm a cold sleeper. If it's cold, that's what puts me to sleep. To your point, if it's too hot, I feel like I got to move around. I don't know what it is.

That's the only time I don't mind being cold because, like I said, I can snuggle into the covers. I remember when my sister and I were little, and we would have to go back and forth between my mom's house and my dad's house. My dad, I think at one point he didn't even have air conditioning, but then when he finally got it, he refused to turn it on unless it was an emergency. And I used to hate going over there because our bedroom was like the only thing that was upstairs. It would be so damn hot. We could not fall asleep.

Why were our parents so cheap? I don't know. I mean, I don't think our parents ever were broke or seem like they were broke. I mean, I mean, to me, there are certain things, but like same thing. My dad used to make us roll the windows down in the car.

I still do that. Lydia texted me and told me to tell you my sleep story and don't wait to do it. So I guess I'll tell you.

Oh, I did not say that. Now he's capping. It sounded good for radio. You should just let it fly, bro. But anyway, it was hot as hell while I was sleeping. It got to the point where, I don't know, my dad came over and he was messing with the stuff when he came over to watch the game. And my air hasn't really been right since then. So hot as hell while I'm sleeping. Slept damn near naked. Took the shirt off. I think I only had my drawers. Woke up, to your point, pool of sweat. I go to get my phone. I realize my phone is in charge. I plug the phone, but the cord is like right there. And I remember plugging it up before I went to sleep. When I roll over, though, I realize the phone is under me. Now, remember, I'm sweating. Yeah. When I go to try to pull the phone back in, it says liquid detected in phone. Charge report won't work. Well, I've sweated and have shorted out my phone due to how wet my damn body was. That is absolutely disgusting. You're swept.

That is the liquid.

Yes. That's the only liquid in the world. I'm the only condensation.

That's crazy. Do you ever have your phone show you the temperature thing? It has a temperature thing. It says your phone's about to overheat.

Yeah, all the time. Yeah.

I wonder if your phone showed a heat thing because you were so hot.

I wasn't awake for that part.

That's crazy, though. That's insane. Yeah. Your body is that hot. That moist. Yeah. That's crazy.

That word doesn't bother me, actually. Really? I thought it did. No, it's like most women, it's leakage for me and goiter. What is a goiter? Look it up.

Oh, you bet I will. He's going to get a goiter from sleeping and sweating like that. I'm going to goiter it right there. That's Pryl. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. That's kind of an interesting thing that have happened while you're sleeping, that your phone would do that. I'm telling you. You know where we could go with Topicare? We could do the topic off of just this and everything we're talking about, sleeping. And how many naked sleepers do we have? Because it's hot. Do we have any full naked sleepers? You, I know, said one time on the air, you will not sleep naked. You have to have some clothing on.

I have before, but it's not like I'm like, let me strip everything down and go to sleep.

I have to have pants on. Only reason why. And honestly, I should have a shirt on, too, because it's just as vile to see me shirtless. But I keep thinking that one morning we're going to wake up in the middle of the night and the house is going to be on fire and I'm going to have to run outside and my neighbors are going to see me out there with my house burning and my, uh, your goiters. My goiters. Goiters. Yeah. Like that. Could you imagine if you had to like be taken out of the house in, uh, you don't have something

that you would just grab.

That would be your fire department's dream come true. Who's carrying her? We all are. Me? It'd be, you got her, Bob. Or got him, Bob. That would be like the worst. Text her here. Says, Kev, I work for Apple. Or I worked for Apple. And you will not believe how many people burn themselves on their phone by falling asleep on their phone. That's pretty wild. Has anybody ever had that happen to them?

That sounds crazy.

Where you sleep on your phone and your phone burns you? That would be crazy. Oh, my gosh.

That's never happened to me.

Yeah. 810 says, oh, my God, I panicked when Mojo said he didn't sleep with any covers. What kind of a serial murderer are you, Mojo? What's up, Mojo in the morning? Katie, what's going on? How are you?

Good. How are you? First time long time.

Hey, Katie on the phone. Get us started. Katie wants to say something to Kev. What's up? Uh-oh.

I think Kevin needs a fan.

Man, Katie, I have cooling in my place, but my dad messed it up not knowing what to do. He's switching all these nozzles and stuff.

So you didn't actually know that it was that hot? Yeah. Guests should not be, and it's your dad. Bro, I'm telling you, don't touch nothing. Stay out of my refrigerator. Don't touch my air. Just sit down. It's your dad, though, I guess. Thank you, Katie. What's up, Darren? Hi. Hey, what's up, Mojo? Good morning, guys. How you doing? Good morning. What's going on? So I sleep in my underwear. My girlfriend sleeps in only a shirt. Oh, you lucky bastard. Not each other's fine. Oh, I know. I love it. Yes. Do you ever, like, in the middle of the night, turn the heat up as possibly as loud as she takes off the frickin' shirt then?

No, I tried, but her dad would probably kill me because we live with him, too.

Wait a second. Hold on. Oh, my God. Wait. You live with your girlfriend and her dad, and she sleeps with no pants on? Yeah, actually, yes.

To be fair, I guess dad knows better.

to go in their room in the in the time has dad ever walked in on you guys one time almost but we caught it and we were ready before he came in that's crazy i'm telling you man i i you know

it's funny i've been married to my wife forever and i still cannot uh even have my father-in-law in my house and and try to attempt to have sex with my wife i just feel i won't really do that

We don't do anything, baking cookies, nothing like that, unless he's out of the house.

So wait, so you guys have to wait until dad's away at work or something. Do you ever send him for errands for you guys just so you can get some?

I mean, well, generally he works two jobs, so we have pretty much like a lot of time during the night to do anything, but mostly like we have when he's sleeping, but it's just really rare.

Oh, geez. It's got to be quiet sex. All right. Well, you behave yourself, Darren. I hope your girlfriend's father doesn't listen to this radio show because he's going to kick your ass after you're on the radio with us.

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