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It's 420!
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It's 420!

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April 20, 2023 | 00:15:32 | Leisure

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WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo, three great stations, one stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning, live. Are you ready? Five, four, three, two, one.

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This is Mojo in the Morning.

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I am kind of a wimpy Cuban guy, you know what I mean?

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I eat half an Oreo with the cream scraped off and I gain another butt cheek, just like that.

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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Mojo in the Morning Showtime.

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mojo in the morning show oh my god you guys I ran out to my car and encountered a Mojo in the Morning surprise. Are you ready for this one? Is everybody ready for the big surprise of the day?

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We're ready.

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We are kicking off a national holiday today with a Mojo in the Morning misfit who was about to leave a special gift for me on my car in the parking lot of the iHeartRadio building here with the, ready for this? We're on Facebook Live. Is this Facebook Live? Okay. We're on Facebook Live, everybody. Mike and Megan, you can check this out, too. Happy 420. And look what I got from Misfit Steve. Oh, my God. Who's in studio with us this morning. Look at this guy. What up, man? Wow. By the way, the benefits of having a pothead misfit that lives close to the radio station. This is like the greatest thing. What did you get me? What is this? that is 21 indica uh i think you're really gonna enjoy it 21 did you already enjoy some no i'm just

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really tired. All right, come on. I don't believe it. No, okay. Real quick, I won $2,000 at the casino last night, and I went to bed at like 2 o'clock last night. Oh, my God. Shut up. Yeah. So I thought I would spend a little money on weed, and you know, it's the holiday. It's giving.

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Wait, so you blew it all at the dispensary to celebrate for $20?

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How much of that $2,000 did you spend already?

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None, actually.

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Well, you bought that.

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That was out of my personal stats. But I probably spent a total of $200 at the dispensary yesterday.

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Okay.

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That's not bad.

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So wait a second. So it says here, it says cherry cheesecake. Oh, yeah. Is it gluten-free? Do we know if it's gluten-free? Because I don't get to eat cheesecake very much these days. It is. By the way, isn't all weed gluten-free? Potato chips and weed. All of it. Gluten-free, thank God, right? It is the higher you get.

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And vegan.

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And vegan. That's right, I forgot about that

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And cruelty free, because we're all about that Yeah Oh my god

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That's right, I forgot about that That's why we smoke By the way, I have not smoked in forever I mean, honestly, it's probably been Since I was kicked out of college But here, I'm going to pass this over So Shannon can get a smell Does it really smell like cheesecake? Shannon or Steve, who's catching this?

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I don't know, okay, I don't smoke

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Here we go I've done an edible. She is. Here we go.

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A few. There you go. I've done the weed lunch. I've done the smoking.

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Oh, this is a wonderful day. Isn't that? Okay. Yeah.

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How big? How big? That is.

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Very big. That's what she said. All right. Happy 420, everybody. How's everybody doing? And Misfit Steve with the big surprise for us today. It was so nice that you came in and hung out with us. And by the way, the funny thing is, he doesn't smell as bad as I thought that he would smell. Not like body odor or anything like that, but like weed. What do you do? What do you do to protect yourself from the smell? Because you don't have that smell.

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A shower every morning?

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I know, but I'm serious, though. Most potheads that smoke, they usually smell like weed, even though they don't think that they do. Like, I actually can pull up to a red light and smell them in the car next to me.

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Oh, yeah.

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How is it that I have not been able to do that by smelling you this morning sitting over across from us?

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I guess I don't really carry the nuggets with me. I just carry them in, like, little silicone, like, containers.

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I know. I understand that. But you smoke it, though. When you smoke it, it gets on you. Do you have, like, a spray or something? No, no. You don't carry, like, a little dove men's spray like I always do, like, whenever I got a little smell going?

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I've just been smoking for so long that it comes out of my pores, and it's just part of me, so I don't smell. It's amazing.

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See, this is why you wear a patchouli-based perfume, and then people never know what's going on.

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Patchouli is different than patchouli. I just want everybody to know that. Dustin, are you there? Yes, I am. Happy 420, Dustin. Happy 420.

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It's a celebration day. When are you starting, Dustin? I've already started. I got up before I left my house I started at 420 this morning Yes

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By the way, I just want everybody to know this That our boss, when he made Deep Voice Guy Do some 420 imaging for us Got it right with this one here

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420 Used to be cooler before pot was legal Now just a day for potheads to celebrate Like they didn't just get high yesterday

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Then I did an amen And the day before And the day before that

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This is Mojo in the morning

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It's so true, isn't it? 420 was such a fun day. I mean, it's kind of, you know, it's kind of like just whatever. It's another day. It's Thursday. That's pretty much, right?

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I was just talking to one of my buddies yesterday about how you'd never hear anyone talk about 420. It was always a hush-hush holiday until everything became legal.

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It's like Hash Bash. Hash Bash was like the coolest thing ever. Everybody went to Ann Arbor because they knew that there was something about it. You might get arrested. if you left and crossed over the border to Ypsilanti. But no longer now. It's like hash-bash again. It's just a normal Saturday.

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It's still a big thing, though.

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I mean, people still go. The only reason I know that is I accidentally took my children last year and we spent the night at that hotel. No, for real, accidentally.

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You have to understand something, though. Dustin, maybe in Steve, Misfit Steve, and Megan, and Mike, and everything, I'm trying to think. Bring Shannon up to date on this one here, because Shannon just recently started an edible, you know, she had like a...

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Every once in a while. Yeah, I take a halfsie.

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She takes a halfsie. She calls it a halfsie.

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You are so cool, dude. I know. I'm a cool mom.

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Give... Give...

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I hope she understands that the more she does it, the more she's going to end up having to eat because she's going to build that tolerance.

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Well, duh. Yes. And you know what? Are you taking it for sleeping or are you taking it for just relaxing?

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So I have two girlfriends who have an affinity for the edibles. And so if I go out with them, I'll split one with one of them instead of drinking all night long. You do it socially. Okay. She falls to the peer pressure.

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That D.A.R.E. program really did wonders for me. There's nothing worse than being the designated driver.

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We got there four times.

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You took the D.A.R.E. program how many times?

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Four times. They changed the class year each time I changed at the end of the school year.

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Well, they knew there was something about you.

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Could you imagine D.A.R.E. today, though? Oh, my God.

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Do they not have it? I didn't know if they had it or not.

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I don't know, but they couldn't say weed's a gateway drug anymore. You know what I mean? What do you say?

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Yeah. Well, they still talked about not consuming alcohol, though, too, and alcohol was legal.

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And honestly, for some people, I do believe it is, because I have a buddy that he's been to rehab seven different times. Oh, yeah. And he literally, if he smokes a joint, he's going to go do something else. Oh, yeah. All right. He's literally one that if he gets high on weed, he's going to go find something else to get high on. That's how he is.

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Listen, it's like me with a diet, for God's sakes. If I have a little bit of weed, next thing you know, I'm having everything in my pantry. But hold on a second.

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Oh, you get the seafood diet.

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Exactly. You know exactly that diet. So do I. We're on Facebook Live right now. And by the way, can you do us a favor, Facebook Live fans, all of our Facebook Live fans that are checking us out right now? Mike and Megan, I don't know. I'm on it. Are you on right now with us? Perfect. Okay. Facebook Live fans, shout out your favorite dispensary on 420. Okay. what's your favorite dispensary or strain of weed because i still don't get like i know the whole you know indica thing and the whole in the couch and all that stuff like i had to have literally my

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my son teach me you know i got a i got a friend that he actually recently passed away uh he was 65 and for the longest time he could not remember which way was which on indica and sativa yeah Until I looked at him one day and said, hey, I said, indica, in the couch.

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Yeah.

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And once I told him that, he remembered for the rest of his, before, until he passed.

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What a beautiful story, by the way. That was a heartwarming story.

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He ended up, he passed away on the job doing lawn care.

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Wait, what did he have? Did he have sativa or indica in his system when he died?

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Such an up and down. I'm not sure. I wasn't working with him at the time.

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All right. I know, this guy, by the way, he's like. He's like, I love puppies Puppies are so great But I got this buddy whose puppy died the other day You know what this is, though? This is a conversation with a high man And this is what we're getting on 420 today This truly is Hold on a second, we gotta wish a happy birthday to Linda Linda celebrating a birthday on 420 What a perfect birthday

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Happy birthday, Linda Thank you

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How you doing, Linda?

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I'm okay I am getting ready to walk out the door for work.

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Okay.

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How young are we turning today? 69.

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Oh, my gosh, really? 69.

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I listen to you guys all the time. Thank you. I'll tell you a real funny story real quick.

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Go ahead. Is it an upbeat story like Dustin's been telling us?

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Oh, well, it's just something silly. When my son was maybe in his teens or 20s, I don't know. I walked into his bedroom, and there's a big 4-2-0 on the wall. I'm like, why do you have my birthday on the wall? He's like, Mom, really? And that's the first time I really knew about 420, other than I knew about 420. But, yeah, I'm taking myself on Saturday morning. I'm leaving for a cruise. Oh, my gosh, by yourself. Good for you. No, no, no, there's 14 people going.

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Oh, wow. Holy cow. Are you paying for all 14 people?

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I'm sorry?

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Are you paying for all 14 people?

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Oh, heck no. Oh, okay. I'm paying for myself. That's why I'm still working at this age.

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Oh, man.

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I don't even like 14 people. How did you find 14 people to go with? I've been going for a long time, and I haven't gone in a long time. So they're a lot younger than me.

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Hey, where do you live? I'm going to see if you are any close to the radio station. I'm going to have Misfit Steve bring you a joint. He won $2,000 last night at the casino.

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I live in Rochester Hills.

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Oh, my gosh. It's a little bit of a drive, Steve, but maybe.

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Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

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We love you.

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I got my friends in mind to give me some.

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I'm good, because I wasn't there. I bring over to the radio station. I'm right around the corner. Are you?

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Let's do this. Let's have a smoking party, okay?

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I'm right at 10 Mile and Half Halstead.

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Oh, you are literally right around the corner.

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I truly don't know you, but I'll pass a joint with you, okay? I've done that before in public places, and honestly, it's very awkward.

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You might remember me. I'm the one that played the 5 at 6.55 back in November. You gave me the Red Wings tickets. I'm the one that lives in Flint and works down here.

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Oh, okay. I don't remember you. I'll be honest with you. My brain is mushed these days. But Dustin, now I know you, and I know you as my 420 guy. Michelle, what's happening?

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Hi, I'm good. How are you?

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Well, Michelle, we're celebrating 420 today. Are you?

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Well, I will when I get done with work. I work with little kids, so I can't really go into work high. Yeah, that's smart. I have 110 kids to take care of. Oh, my goodness.

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But afterwards, you need to celebrate 420, right?

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Correct. I do.

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Yes. Do you have a favorite that you like?

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Well, I like the gummies. I will smoke it once in a while. So there's a couple of dispensaries that are really awesome to go to. One just reopened. They were just doing medical down in Detroit for a while. It was KOB, which is King of Bud. So I don't know if you know that or not. But that's their name, King of Buds. And they also have a location in Monroe. So they get a ton of people coming from Ohio because, you know, it's not legal. I know.

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Wait, what? That's Megan, by the way. Megan crosses over. So it's in Monroe. So it's not that far from you, Megan. Maybe the KOB. Not the KOA, but the KOB.

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Correct. And the thing that's great about KOB is they are, like, self, you know, like, they will serve you, but you come up and they weigh it for you. Oh, jeez. You know.

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See, I just buy Juana's, the, you know. What's that? It's the, you know, blueberry. Juana's are good. Yeah. They're just gummies. Okay. They don't need to weigh anything. But that's wonderful. I appreciate it. She's working with children, but she loves the KOB.

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I do. I love my KOB.

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Have a great 420, okay?

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Thank you, too.

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All right, take care of yourself. Gosh, guys, this has been too much fun.

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Are you going to stay for a while, Mr. Steve?

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I'll be here all day if you want. I'm coming to the Topgolf thing. Oh, you are? Topgolf, oh, my God. I got to smoke with the sheriff. Come on, let me hear it. Mar, mar, mar, mar. Mar, mar, mar, mar, mar, mar, mar. Go buy that new air horn, Mojo.

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