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It's Time for Kevin to Retire The Jacket
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It's Time for Kevin to Retire The Jacket

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November 18, 2024 | 00:09:42 | Leisure

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All right, Mojo on the Morning Show. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE. The text is 95500. Kev says, and I don't remember this at all, you wearing it, Unless it was when I was not here on Friday That you have officially retired An article of clothing that you wore last week

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Yeah, I'm calling It's time to let it go, bro And I don't know how you missed the jacket Because it was like one of those loud jackets I had it on Friday What color was it? It was red with like kind of Jeopardy Oh Not Jeopardy, but like Like the Michael Jackson Thriller jacket? No Not that red? No, it was definitely red But it was like cheetah print slash leopard print I had it on Friday. Oh, I was not here yet, so I missed it. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. I like it too, which is why I had it on. It's a jacket I got in 2018, and I am not the same size I was in 2018. Really? Yeah, and I haven't worn it a lot, but I love the jacket. Fat boy. That's exactly how I felt. I love the jacket so much, and I haven't worn it, like I said, in a while. But when I woke up Friday and I was looking at the closet, I was like, it just stuck. out to me and i said yeah we're wearing you today and immediately when i put it on i was like okay so we're not gonna zip it but you can put it and then i looked at my sleeves and the sleeves were like way shorter than like a normal jacket is like what's what's those they call them raglons those shirts where it's like it's like a long sleeve shirt but the sleeves are like way shorter it's like a rack i don't know somebody out there know what i'm talking about i know i ain't crazy

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So you said that you can't wear You can't wear it because you said that you gained weight Did you also Then grow your arms too Because that would be an interesting one

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No I mean I think my shoulders are broader

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So Wes wears those Those are supposed to be like a little bit Shorter in the arm

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But that's how you buy them This jacket is not supposed to be shorter in the arms It's just shorter in the arms It's time to let it go bro Don't you hate that Don't do it.

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Bad guy in a little coat. Bad guy in a little coat. That was me, man. Bad guy in a little coat. Bad guy in a little coat. You're going to play L.A. V. Okay.

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Don't you hate that when you have to officially say that you can't wear something anymore because either A, you don't fit in it, or B, you've worn it so much, you put a hole in the crotch or something?

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Oh, that's the worst.

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Got a stain on it.

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I've tried to, like, I've bought, because I'm an online shopper. Rarely do I ever go into a physical store and, like, buy clothes. Yeah. So I've bought jeans that, or pants that, and you never know, right? Like, an extra large here may not be, it may be a medium there. Yeah. So I've bought pants that should fit me, and they come in and they don't, and I use them as motivational pants. But I can't fit those either.

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Motivational pants.

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I'm like, one day I'm going to wear these pants. Pants have been in there three years. They've never been worn.

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I also, by the way, and by the way, we should have funerals for all these kind of clothes. I also hate when you buy something that you think is great and you wear it and then you go, I'll buy another one just like it, and it's never the same. I think each one's made different for some reason. Hold on. KP wants me to play that. Hold on a second.

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There we go. This is my thing song. Big back, big back, big back, big back. Yeah, my back is loaded up with snacks and different foods. Squeeze into this tiny shirt. My big back has no...

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room big bag big bag big bag big bag can we redo this with kevin and that jacket yeah should i

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wear it tomorrow yes i think you should um 844 mojo live text 95500 amanda let's call it out what was it that you were so sad to have to get rid of amanda um i wasn't really sad to get rid

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of anything it's kind of off topic i'm just curious why kev got rid of this jacket but still It has his Subway uniform. Oh, that's true.

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You have a good memory, Amanda.

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Do you still fit into the Subway uniform? I don't know. It's in the car. Next commercial break. I'll put that on. Go get it.

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Amanda, you don't have anything at all that you've had to officially retire because you couldn't fit into it anymore or it got worn out?

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I guess I kind of donate stuff, but I buy clothes to fit my body and not the other way around. Really? Oh, good for you.

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Well, boy, that's called healthy, but we're not all healthy here. I just like, for those that don't ever gain weight, which I hate you people that don't ever gain weight or don't fluctuate your weight, but the people who wear something so much, don't you have something that you wear all the time? I have like three pair of jeans that I wear and that's it, yet I've got probably 10 pair of jeans that I've had in my closet that I only wear the three. And one of them I wear consistently probably two or three days in a row just because they feel good on me.

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They stink.

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You know what? They probably do. Hold on. Let's try them. Come on over.

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You got to scratch this dip? Take a smell.

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You the smeller. Actually, you know when you know they smell? And I always spray like a cologne or something on my butt crack. What? Oh, yeah. But about four o'clock in the afternoon, you'll drive down the street and you'll spread your legs a little bit. Get them off? And as you spread your legs, it's like, it comes right up to you.

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Or you do the pop test with your drawers. You ever pop it? You got to.

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That's how you pop.

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Elastic on your underwear?

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Pull it, just to see what it smells like.

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If my dogs start sniffing my crotch, I know it's time to throw them away. But I'm not sniffing my own.

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What's up, Jamal?

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Hey, good morning, guys.

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Morning.

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Kev, I'm right there with you, brother. I've had to shelf so many of my clothes because I'm finding out that I've gained a little bit of dad weight. So now half of my wardrobe is literally just sitting up on the shelves and hanging up. The biggest thing that hurt me is half of my Jordan collection, I've got to give up because they're too small.

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Wait, your feet grow too? I did.

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That's unreal. That's a sad moment. Your size 10, now I'm like 10 and a half, 11. How do you lose feet weight?

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I did so I had to get all new shoes during my weight loss and yesterday I uh or Saturday I had these really cool like dock heels that I've been waiting for forever to wear I had to wear two pairs of winter socks with them because my feet no longer fit that's a good feeling though

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knowing that you have to put more things on to fit into them you know what's amazing though the amazing thing is Jamal when you say I think my feet are growing like they're growing longer they're not growing longer they're growing wider correct so you'd go I'm going up a size that's pretty cool usually as you get older your feet get smaller what's up aaron how you doing good how are you good aaron we're all just kind of hanging out together and we're celebrating the end of kev's red jacket yeah uh first time long time hey there

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so my husband will literally wear his like levi jeans until there's literally a hole in the crotch and i'm like did you realize there's a hole in your crotch you probably should get new ones now right yeah like literally keep wearing them until they're like falling apart you know you know what

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though it's so sad to get rid of them and you think that you can get one more wear out of them and then the worst is when you get to wherever you're going and you're too far away from a place that you can cover yourself up with a hole in your crotch exactly yeah exactly thanks for the call what's up becky hi hey how you doing becky becky went on friday's show when kev was wearing this jacket anytime anybody called and said first time long time it hurt him because the jacket was so

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tight to take a deep breath listen i have a drawer in my dresser specifically for old clothes and i'm 42 years old and i have stuff from eighth grade oh my god this is like nostalgia stuff that i like absolutely adore and every once in a while i go and purge stuff out of it but the last time i did that i totally regretted it i'm a bit of a hoarder but i yeah i have to have those things

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do you ever look at them and then play that song memories pretty much yeah yeah like the corner of

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my mind one day i might need them i've got tommy bibbs in there tommy

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Carpenters, Gap Super Whites.

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Isn't it funny? Hey, everything comes back in style.

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Those are back in style, those Gap Super Whites.

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What's up, Thomas?

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Man, listen, I'm coming to Kev's defense right now because I don't know what it is. So you remember a couple weeks ago when you guys did the smell my hole or whatever? Yeah. How can we forget?

00:10:19 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 3:

For Jelly Roll, yeah.

00:10:20 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. Two days later, Kev's sick. Like, he's got to get, like, a PTO incentive or some cash or something to, like, make this a worthy, like, incentive for him. You keep telling him to smell stuff.

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Hey, he didn't have to smell anything on that. I was the one. I'm the one with the good immune system. He needs to start smelling more often and he won't get sick. Yeah. That is truth, by the way. We all like to smell each other. It is kind of interesting. Is that true, guys? I think we do. I think we do. I disagree.

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Smell my butt. Smell my butt.

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