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Mojo In The Morning

Jorts

from Mojo In The Morning

July 10, 2026 | 00:08:59 | Leisure

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uh shannon posted a picture yesterday on her social media and said people were mean oh i

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thought it was freaking hysterical so i wore jorts to work yesterday what did you just say nothing oh so i mean i don't know i love them i thought they were really comfortable i wore them on vacation last week as well and my 12 year old lucy would just roasted me like was so embarrassed that i was gonna leave the hotel room in these jorts and she was like mom like they're hideous, whatever. So I posted a photo of them on Instagram with the caption, Lucy is roasting me for my jorts, but I don't care. I love them. The comments that I got in my DMs were amazing. Um, one person said millennial dudes wore these back in high school. And they're bad. Okay. Yeah. That's well, so I thought, um, some of them were just like all caps absolutely no another one no one wants those huckleberry finn good luck catching crawdads is this what you wore yesterday to work yeah but you probably didn't notice because i was wearing the jersey i thought it looked good for jersey i will say this though shannon you have a very

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very beautiful sense of style those are not the most flattering things interesting that's but

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And people kept asking me, what does Wes think? I'm like, I didn't ask, nor am I going to ask. Because I like wearing them. They are comfy.

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A lot of people don't like that jorts are back, but they're back in a big way.

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I just like Shannon and other stuff. These are like oversized, down-to-the-knee jorts.

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They look like you were going gardening.

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I love that aesthetic. That's your opinion.

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Who else's opinion am I supposed to give? Of course it's my opinion.

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did you go in these people that were really negative to you did you go back and look and see what they look like because my favorite is when somebody calls somebody else out and then you go look at them and you're like okay

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I mean I have done that before

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that hair went out of style

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they typically got one post and a profile picture of AI cars yeah

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thoughts on the Jorts thing because Jorts are back Jorts are back

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Abercrombie has the sweat the sweatpant jorts, by the way, too. Oh, I love those. They're so great. I bought those, too.

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It's funny because I think that those were very stylish. They were longer than I would, you know, call jorts.

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No, see, that's the thing. Like, short jorts are for, like, Lucy Samantha's age.

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Yeah.

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The longer, oversized jorts are for.

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Now they almost go down to people's ankles sometimes.

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See, look, I took a picture of you.

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That is the most unclattering freaking photo.

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Do not post that photo I would wear that outfit Why did you take that picture? Because I was outside on the phone And I was looking through our little people I was like, Shannon look weird as hell right now Wait, were you one of those people?

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I am so complimentary of every weird thing you wear Listen, I start off

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love your style i do i absolutely do my favorite nobody wants to see those huckleberry that's a

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good one kevin had his uh his cardigan on over his jersey i had my taylor swift cardigan on yeah that was that was a good look it's it's funny to see certain things that came back like a couple years ago when cargos came back i thought cargos would never come back like kev wears bell-bottom

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jeans i not listen those are my favorite jeans in the world you know you know a problem they're

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actual bell bottoms too they're not and i think you look like you're going to a disco i am every

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day's a party the problem sometimes with some of the things that are coming back because they're they're bigger baggier is that they you you look at pictures over time and now you're going to look at pictures from like 10 years ago or five years ago like when it was like skinny and everything like that everybody's wearing really tight stuff you look like you gained weight and you didn't

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in some of the stuff that's so funny because i love skinny jeans and then i was told that those went out i'm like i don't care i still like wearing those and then i i really do like wearing baggier bottoms now and west is like you look like a spice girl when you do it low rises back yeah i'm a fan i'm a fan of having two babies i'm not doing show me your hip bones no i like it no

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um what is is there a fashion that you wish would come back that you wish that

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no i'm just kidding um they were comfy jerseys but we did it yesterday

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jersey was a good time is there something girls wear that you cannot stand when girls wear that is so super unattractive to you besides jorts

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i hate like little t-shirts and if you get a shot at the doctor like i can see like the band

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He's coming at me. He's attacking me.

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I don't know. I think for girls, I think most guys love sundresses. Oh, sundress season is the way to go. What's up, Jordan? How you doing?

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Okay, so I think it was like a week or so ago, you had a topic about Mojo wearing shorts down to his knees, and you were calling up an old man.

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And then yesterday, she wore the shorts down to her knees. Oh, you know what?

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That was a replay from a couple years ago. I've since changed my mind.

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It really was. It was for best of luck. So I was out of style a couple years ago. Yeah, Jordan. Thanks. That's the problem.

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That topic was about short, guys wearing shorts, shorts, which is in right now. Because I changed the length, yeah.

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Although I got to tell you, there's a place that I like to go shop at, and they had five-inch shorts. Guys should not be doing five inches. That's what Wes wears.

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Do you go to Viori?

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Yeah.

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That's where he goes, and he gets the five-inch.

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I'll be honest with you. When I bend over, the five inches turn into about an inch and a half.

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But he's way shorter than you.

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Although it does make your penis look bigger. What's going on? Hi, Martha.

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Hi. Kevin, you need to leave Shannon alone. You were wearing MRI shorts a couple weeks ago.

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There we go.

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Them boys almost disintegrated. You know what?

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What I have to say, he pulled them off and made them look cool.

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No one knew.

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I don't know how. I guarantee the George looked better than Scrub Shorts.

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Something funny about Kevin. All right, guys.

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Have a good day.

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Something funny about Kevin, I've never been to Kevin's place, so I've never seen it. I'm on the phone with Joe yesterday, and I said, Kevin was so funny. He came to work, and he had all of these jerseys. jerseys like he must have brought in like 30 or 40 jerseys i said who keeps 30 or 40 jerseys and joe goes my guest closet that's in my apartment is all jerseys i'm like you throw it throw that stuff away joe gets it but that's what he was wearing he keeps the ones same like uh cab from

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like middle school we did jersey and maybe we don't have a cool name for it but we got to do something every week today's friday jort day next next friday jort day jort day everybody's got to

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I got to find some. What's going on, Rachel? Hi, Rach. Oh, I got to push you down. Hi, Rachel. There you are. Hi. Hold on. What am I doing here? Oh, there it is. I couldn't hear the click.

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There we go.

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I got you. You ever have that happen to you where you're trying to slide that iPhone button there to pick up somebody and you can't pick it up?

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You should be playing the SNL song, Jorts. What song is that?

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Oh, really? Okay. Dang it. I'll find it. What's going on, Rachel? Hi.

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Hi, Shannon, did your jorts come with a pair of New Balances? And I love New Balances. My uncle used to wear jorts back in the 90s. Please leave those back in the 90s.

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So you're not a fan at all of them.

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I'm going to wear them tomorrow now. I'm not a fan. I mean, I could just go right past them.

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it i don't want them to come back please stop oh that's that's not fun uh kim what's up hi

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hey good morning good morning well you know shannon the rule of fashion the rule of thumb is if you're old enough to wear them the first time you're too old to wear them

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that's funny that's amazing you know what's so funny yeah go ahead i used to wear them and we

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would cuff the ends oh yeah that was pegging wasn't it called pegging no no i never called

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at that, but I think that was like in the 50s. You might remember that better than me. You would like cuff the bottoms of your jean shorts.

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What do you call it? Well, maybe it wasn't jean shorts. It was more jeans, but you would do, you would cuff the bottoms of your jeans. What do you call it though? And you would call them, I pegged my jeans. It's a whole different term nowadays.

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