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KP Felt a Strangers Fake Boobs
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KP Felt a Strangers Fake Boobs

from Mojo In The Morning

October 16, 2024 | 00:09:38 | Leisure

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00:02:08 - 00:02:14 | Speaker 6:

KP felt her up in public and she didn't even know her. Did you not even know this person?

00:02:14 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 2:

Well, I didn't feel her up, but no, I had just met her. It was first time meeting Dutch, I guess. First time, long time. Yes, yes. Well, I mean, so here's what happened. I went to a lion's tailgate and I went with someone that we are close with on the show, Josh, who does our videos with us occasionally. We were tailgating and he had introduced me to this lovely couple and we spent the whole evening together. We were walking around. We got to the point where we were having shots downtown before the game and it got to the point where i don't know how this conversation started but she told me that her her boobs were real or i said are your boobs real and she said no they're fake but they look real they're like that those are so real looking they're lovely that's that's how many shots we had we were talking very openly about her boob job this is a complete stranger who i am now friends with and she uh goes would you like to feel them and uh i have never touched fake boobs i i have never touched boobs other than my own so i'm like hell yeah i'll touch your fake boobs i'd love to see how real they feel and i really should have thought about this before i did it because she opens up the bottom of her top to let me go underneath wow and like she doesn't show the whole bar she just opens the bottom so that i can slip my hands underneath and i i touch her boobs and i look over because i'm sure i'm like wow i'm like i'm shocked i look over directly into josh's eyes and at that moment i realized that should not have one probably not have felt her up in public and two i shouldn't have looked directly into a man's eyes while touching another woman's breast i like guilt take on boobies i like boobies is that is there something to that

00:04:11 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 6:

letting another woman feel your your yeah what why is it that women who get uh get boobs always will do that they will they'll say hey you want to feel them because they're probably

00:04:23 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 2:

it's a big procedure and if they you know there are a lot of boob catastrophes if it looks good That's a pat on the back for you.

00:04:30 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 6:

But that happened. One of our old co-workers' sisters got boobs and came in the studio and was like, you want to feel the boobs? I'm like, I'm not going to feel your boobs. I don't even know you. How am I going to feel your boobs?

00:04:41 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 2:

That's weird to me. She asked a man to feel her boobs?

00:04:45 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

She said, do you want to feel them? Like, that was her thing. Yeah. Back in the day. I remember that. And it was, the wildest thing is they all, women who get fake boobs like to show you their boobs too. Like, they like to, hair, do you want to see it? And like her, that girl could have let you feel over the top. She let you go under.

00:05:00 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 3:

this yeah that was crazy that was crazy but you know in not a weird way i'm fascinated like if somebody had a boob job i want to see how good or bad it is and how good or bad it feels does it feel

00:05:10 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 5:

like normal boobs or does it feel like fake boobs yeah i think a lot of times too they're very

00:05:17 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 3:

expensive so you kind of want to get your money's worth and show them off to the ladies and also i feel like every time somebody starts talking about plastic surgery in a friend group everybody talks about what they've had done and like do you want to see I liked my doctor don't go to this guy or have you heard about so and so and then you show him up like look at my belly button yeah it's like crazy

00:05:37 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 2:

by the way Lions fans are the greatest fans ever the fact that you can actually get a Lions fan at a tailgate to just go want to feel my boobs

00:05:46 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 5:

we were in the middle of the bar everybody probably saw but I just felt bad for Josh because it's like now he's standing next to us watching two girls touch boobs. I just felt like, oh, I probably put him in a really awkward situation. I shouldn't have done that.

00:06:03 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 3:

Are you kidding? He was probably the best afternoon of his life. He's like, KP, you want to come to the next one?

00:06:06 - 00:06:16 | Speaker 5:

That's the worst part. It's like, I wonder if he got the wrong impression, you know? Yeah, oh, yeah. I mean, probably. Great, thank you. Well, I'm going to text him right now.

00:06:17 - 00:06:35 | Speaker 2:

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Anybody that has ever gotten a boob job before, have you ever let, like, strangers just touch your boobs because that must be a thing that happens to you. You're so proud of getting them done that you want to either show them or let just random people touch them.

00:06:36 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 5:

But also, like, I made the situation sexy and I didn't even intend it to be that way. Like, it was only supposed to be, like, what does this feel like? And it turned into, like, where's the music? Or it's, like, this is not what it looks like in this situation.

00:06:53 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 2:

Did feeling them make you think

00:06:55 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 5:

that you would ever want to get a boob job one day uh no just because i don't think i could handle like the post op and i don't i don't even think i have enough time off to get a boob job how do you even ask tony i gotta i gotta take time off you need to cover i did recently i can't wait for

00:07:11 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 3:

boobs i totally did he was like why do you need time off i was like fixing my boobs no i don't

00:07:17 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 5:

think i would get a boob job but i am still curious is do do they actually feel like real

00:07:22 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 2:

boobs or do they feel like what they look like implants do do other uh procedures like if somebody gets either their tummy tuck or they get a facelift or they get a nose job do you let people like see them or call them out i think boobs are really i think i thought boobs would be the only surgery that you would tell people you got the rest of them you want to make people think is

00:07:43 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 3:

natural ever since i have opened up about wanting to get a tummy tuck and breast reconstruction i I could not believe how many people started sending me, and they asked first, which I'm grateful for, started sending me pictures of their scars, their doctors, their recovery pictures, stuff like that, to give me, like, a general idea of what I was in for, which I really appreciated. Yeah.

00:08:07 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, because those are big surgeries. Yeah. What's up, Alyssa? It's Mojo in the Morning.

00:08:12 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 4:

Hi, guys. So my aunt got a boob job, and she actually, she flashed our whole family on Easter. Oh? Just to show everybody. Showed everybody her Easter eggs. Why not good Friday?

00:08:27 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 2:

At what point of Easter was she flashing you? Like, was it where you guys were?

00:08:31 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 4:

This is before anything even happened. We didn't eat. Jesus ain't the only thing there isn't.

00:08:43 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 3:

You're going to hell, and I will meet you at the dates.

00:08:50 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 2:

She's risen. You're proud of that. A texter here doesn't want to go on the air with a 734. It says, it's obnoxious when my wife does this. After her boob job, she shows all kinds of strangers her boobs. That would be something interesting that you would have to deal with, I guess, if you were the spouse or the friends of these people.

00:09:09 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 5:

Well, her husband was right next to her when she did this. Like, he looked, I looked over at him and he was, he was proud. Like, he was smiling from ear to ear. I bought those. I bought those. Like, those are fantastic. Do you see? Yes, I agree. Like, he was proud. Or maybe she bought them for herself. No, I think they split it. I asked him, how did you, did you like finance this?

00:09:30 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 3:

You get the left, now get the right. One, two, and the divorce, you have to get that one back.

00:09:35 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 1:

Oh, no.

00:09:35 - 00:09:36 | Speaker 2:

That's coming with me.

00:09:37 - 00:09:37 | Unknown:

What's up?

00:09:38 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 2:

Stella, how you doing?

00:09:40 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 1:

I'm good. How are you?

00:09:41 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 2:

Good. some stranger let KP fill her up. What's up? Yeah. No, I had a double mastectomy for breast

00:09:48 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

cancer. So now I have boobs and it's amazing how many people want to touch them or see them because I don't have any breast tissue. I just have the implants.

00:10:00 - 00:10:03 | Speaker 5:

So it's, yeah, it's definitely a learning experience.

00:10:03 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 4:

Did you get the nipple tattooed on?

00:10:07 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 5:

I have an appointment in February for that. I met a woman who does that for a living, and it is honestly amazing what they can do. They look so real when people actually pierce them.

00:10:21 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, and if you're into that, yeah. I've seen it in real life, too. Wow, I guess I've seen a lot more boobs. When I worked at a gym One of the coaches had breast cancer Had her boobs removed And she got tattooed nipples on her implants And they looked incredible She showed the entire staff And everybody in the workout

00:10:40 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 5:

We have a guy at work that has a nipple tattooed On his leg and everybody's like What the crap And he's like well we have to practice on something

00:10:48 - 00:10:56 | Speaker 7:

Thanks for the call Stella We're happy that you're great What's up Avery Oh, I'm sorry. We just, I hit that one.

00:10:56 - 00:11:10 | Speaker 6:

One of my old co-workers would go to, um, got fake boobs or whatever. So she would, like, show all the girls that I worked with her fake boobs. So they would all go to, like, the bathroom together while they were working and, like, have, like, a show and tell.

00:11:11 - 00:11:14 | Speaker 7:

Did you ever think about doing this with the guys and show your wieners to them?

00:11:15 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, all the time.

00:11:18 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 7:

We do that around here, Kevin. No, we don't.

00:11:21 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 8:

That's one of the days I'm off.

00:11:24 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 7:

Come on, Kevin. You're not seeing my weed.

00:11:28 - 00:11:31 | Speaker 4:

Kevin is literally Googling boobs right now.

00:11:31 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 8:

I didn't know you could tattoo nipples. And they don't just come like your everyday nipples. They got like carnival nipples and star nipples. You can get them in any shape you want. I think it's so fun. Here's a heart nipple. Look at that. That's a heart nipple.

00:11:43 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 7:

All right. I love it. Mojo in the morning.

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