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KP Gave Her New Boo a Drawer

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January 29, 2025 | 00:14:06 | Leisure

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00:01:52 - 00:02:07 | Speaker 3:

Breaking news. here on the Mojo in the Morning show. KP gave her new boyfriend something very, very special at her apartment. And what is that, KP?

00:02:08 - 00:02:08 | Speaker 4:

A drawer.

00:02:09 - 00:02:15 | Speaker 3:

Breaking news. KP, I think, officially, is in a relationship right now.

00:02:15 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 4:

I don't know if that makes it official, but it definitely makes it on its way.

00:02:19 - 00:02:31 | Speaker 3:

The last time that we had a conversation, we were kind of talking a little bit about this relationship and everything that's going on, but KP has given him a drawer in her place.

00:02:32 - 00:02:35 | Speaker 4:

This is after agreeing to go on vacation with him.

00:02:35 - 00:02:42 | Speaker 3:

Yes, which by the way, that was not official enough that they were going to go away on a trip together after just knowing each other for a matter of, what, weeks?

00:02:43 - 00:02:43 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

00:02:43 - 00:02:46 | Speaker 5:

Is this like a bathroom drawer, a nightstand drawer, a dresser drawer?

00:02:46 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 4:

In my dresser, I actually moved my clothes out of this drawer and let him use that drawer. Okay, no, wait a second. Have you guys had the what are we conversation yet? We have had a lot of intention conversations. Like we've talked about that multiple times. I think he wants to do something to ask me. That's cute.

00:03:05 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 5:

Can I double back on what Shannon asked though? Is there different levels of significance based on where the drawer is located? Because you asked if it was the bathroom or the bedroom.

00:03:17 - 00:03:30 | Speaker 4:

I think it depends on the size of the drawer more. Because if you give somebody, like, an itty-bitty drawer, that means, like, they're not putting their clothes in there. Maybe it's only a couple things. But I gave him, like, my dresser drawer. You moved your stuff out.

00:03:30 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 5:

I was going to say, because, like, in my dresser, I have empty dresser drawers right now, currently, with nobody staying the night. So I am open and available if you're interested. I was going to say, that sounds like an invitation. Yeah, no worries. But if I gave you bathroom space right now, ooh, that's love.

00:03:46 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's never happening. I don't have enough room in the bathroom for me. Apartment bathrooms suck. Is he leaving a lot of stuff at your apartment, though? Yes. I don't know what it is about men, but when they come over, it's like a tornado whipped through the place. They got their blender bottle on the table. They got their wallet. They got their keys. They got their blender. It's what they use when they go to the gym. What a man. He brings his gym clothes. I got gym clothes in my hamper. I got like, I mean, he feels like he's practically moving in at this point. So I just like, all right, just hide it in a drawer. So he's coming over a lot. He's spending a lot of time at the place. Yeah, I'd say he's over like every other day.

00:04:25 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 5:

Is he leaving spare protein powder at your place? He does leave things at my place.

00:04:30 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 4:

And he's got space in the kitchen. He buys groceries to put in my fridge. Y'all moving in, buddy. Y'all married.

00:04:37 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 3:

Hey, wait.

00:04:37 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 5:

You're going to get pregnant soon.

00:04:39 - 00:04:39 | Unknown:

No.

00:04:39 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 3:

here's a big thing here's a big thing to see if his love is for you is as much as your love for

00:04:45 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 4:

him did he give you any drawers at his place we don't go to his place does he have a place i get

00:04:51 - 00:05:07 | Speaker 5:

that what what is up with these guys where does he live he lives in warren i get that though you have a better place i have to be minutes from work just looking for places honestly everything he does is to be more convenient for me to be fair and kp back me up

00:05:07 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 6:

on this our places are usually nicer than the dudes yeah so like i don't want to go to your

00:05:10 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 3:

place i you guys i know i stayed at west's place like i could count on one hand i think how many times i just liked i like staying in my bed exactly a million percent better i think as a

00:05:21 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 2:

guy waking up with my stuff the girl is already more comfortable in her environment and we want

00:05:25 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 6:

you comfortable plus if i have to pack to go over there it's gonna take forever bring a pair of

00:05:30 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 2:

boxers and a t-shirt we're good and then i don't have to worry about you leaving anything right

00:05:34 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 1:

if you have my place um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 i just want to throw this out doesn't have to be a drawer it could be something else what is the sign that is officially a relationship have you

00:05:47 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 3:

farted in front of him yet on accident you know she did maybe you farted really yeah i farted on

00:05:53 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 5:

accident i was trying not to fart in front of him i want to leave a little bit of element like a little element of surprise there like i don't want to show him all my cards have you gotten really drunk in front of him yet i've gotten wine tipsy has he gotten really drunk in front of you because

00:06:08 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 3:

i firmly believe that the relationship cannot proceed until you see how the other person is when they've had some drinks in them because that can totally change somebody's personality

00:06:18 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 5:

I've seen him tipsy, and I think that, yes, I agree with you, that matters. He's exactly like me when I'm tipsy. He's silly and chatty.

00:06:27 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 1:

Can I tell you what I thought was one of my first officials with Chelsea was, first official to talk about how they are when they're drunk, first official when she went and was sick for the first time, and how the person reacts to you being sick. Like, are they the person that wants to take care of you? Are they the person that wants to stay away from you? Like, there's a lot of times people are like, get me away from germs.

00:06:48 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 5:

I'll do you one better. I got halo on my face, which is like a laser treatment, and it made my face swell up to the size of literal grapefruits. Like, my cheeks were so big. My skin was scabbing. You weren't looking. I looked terrible. I looked like I got stung by 800 bees, and he stayed the whole weekend.

00:07:06 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 1:

Wow, that's nice if he sticks around through that. Yeah. Christina, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

00:07:11 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 4:

Hi, Mojo. How are you?

00:07:13 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 1:

Fantastic. What's going on?

00:07:15 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 4:

Hi. Well, first I would like to say I love all of you guys, but Megan, I love you. You know what?

00:07:21 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 1:

That is not nice to pinpoint one person unless it's me. It's funny.

00:07:27 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 6:

You've never said that to anybody else when they get a shout out.

00:07:30 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 1:

I'm not even listening to you anymore. Go ahead, Christina.

00:07:33 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 4:

Oh, I love all of you. Love you the most. KP, I just wanted to say I think he's just marking his territory. He's leaving everything around. So if any other guy happens to stop by, they know that you're taken.

00:07:53 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 2:

It's like a dog pissing on a tree. Oh, wow. Okay.

00:07:57 - 00:08:04 | Speaker 3:

Is there a boundary for you, KP? Is there anything that he's tried to leave that you said, no, you need to, that needs to stay at your house?

00:08:05 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 5:

No, but I think that if I didn't like him, none of that would be happening. Like if I was seeing somebody else that I didn't actually have feelings for, I would not let them leave anything in my house.

00:08:15 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 1:

But this is a big one. 734 says, can't talk on the phone, but it's official when they shave at your house and leave their shaving stuff.

00:08:24 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 5:

That is so disgusting. Oh, I thought you meant. He has contacts that he leaves at my place.

00:08:29 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 1:

No, contacts is a big one. Toothbrushes, all that stuff, like the officials. I actually know a guy who's single, single guy, he's been divorced, whatever. You go into his house, you open up a drawer, and he's got, it looks like, he's got a bunch of toothbrushes, he's got a bunch of razors, all disposables. It looks like you're going to Lifetime Fitness, and he's got all that stuff, but to me, I said to him, that shouts to every woman that comes, you have a million coming to your place. Like, if you have a bunch of that stuff, I think it's shouting.

00:09:00 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 3:

If it's like that, I do think that way. Like, Wes, after we had been dating, and I spent the night for the first time at his house and he knew I was going to spend the night that night, he made me a little bag but it just had one of those things in it. Can I tell you? If he had just a stockpile, I'd think he's a whore. You go into Scott

00:09:18 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 6:

and make spare bedroom, or not bedroom, spare bathroom. Jesus Christ, I am melting down. And you're her favorite? Yeah, that's bad. Oh my God! Why am I going to take a call? Anyways, no. sure

00:09:37 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 1:

no yo-yan hi yo-yan we're gonna get Megan's thoughts after she gets her computer rebooted what's going on what's good with you hi buddy what's happening

00:09:49 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 2:

nah I wanted to comment on this whole the issues of love you're having this morning I'm loving this ride the work listening to you guys ah thank you buddy but I wanted to say Thank you.

00:10:00 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 3:

Okay, yeah, it's all good. I wanted to state, like, guys leaving stuff over a woman's house, that's a funny kind of thing because we do that subconsciously. We don't, like, oh, I'm going to intentionally take my favorite sweater and leave it at her house. You know what I'm saying? We don't, like, do that, you know what I mean? But if we kind of fill in the bay, then, yeah, we're going to just be like, yeah, I'll leave that at her house. Like, it doesn't happen. It's not a plan. It's not intentional.

00:10:29 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 5:

It's him being logical. It's him being, I'm going to be here more often, so I need to bring my stuff here, and him doing it mindlessly.

00:10:37 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 2:

But also, she was offering, right? You offered the drawer, no?

00:10:40 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 5:

I mean, it was kind of like, he didn't ask for it, but I just was like.

00:10:44 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 2:

You knew that he was bringing so much stuff.

00:10:46 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, he had so much stuff, and I couldn't stand on the floor.

00:10:48 - 00:11:18 | Speaker 3:

He complained about the wallet, the watch, the keys, you know what I'm saying? All this stuff is around. And, you know, subconsciously, a guy is marking his territory. You know what I'm saying? because he feels like this is a space that he belongs in, so he can leave his stuff there, you know? But if you ever move his stuff, like you're hiding it or you're getting rid of it or whatever, I guarantee you he's going to notice. I guarantee. Where's my shirt? What'd you do with my shirt?

00:11:19 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, don't mix it up in one of her drawers. They'll think something's weird going on. Yo-yan, thank you. Hi. What's up, Michelle?

00:11:26 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 1:

Good morning. How are you guys? Good.

00:11:28 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 2:

What's going on?

00:11:30 - 00:11:50 | Speaker 1:

Good. So when me and my now-to-day-on-day started dating, I have, you know, three grown children. I, you know, I was out of a divorce after 24 years and him as well. But I knew it was official, not just because he did things for me, but so this was really like the first time he met my kids.

00:11:51 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 2:

Okay.

00:11:51 - 00:12:05 | Speaker 1:

And my daughter, my daughter needed new brakes on her car, rotors, like, and her finances were not very good at the time. And he's like, I'll be at your house, you know, at our house next weekend. He went and got the rotors, got the brakes.

00:12:05 - 00:12:24 | Speaker 2:

Wow. So he did something nice for your kid. That's, I think that's actually special. I mean, obviously you're smart enough to not have him meet your kids right away. But once you introduce him and then you find that he treats them like they're his kids. Yeah, that's a, that's a given. JC is an interesting one. JC, when did you know it was official that you were dating?

00:12:26 - 00:12:31 | Speaker 1:

My boyfriend gave me his credit card and told me to go buy anything that I needed to stay there.

00:12:31 - 00:12:32 | Speaker 5:

I like this one.

00:12:34 - 00:12:37 | Speaker 2:

Zachary, if you're listening, leave it on the dresser.

00:12:38 - 00:12:40 | Speaker 1:

You also just called him by his full name.

00:12:40 - 00:12:47 | Speaker 2:

Oh, Zachary. Wow. And Deshaun, with a comment here. Deshaun, what's your take on this?

00:12:47 - 00:12:53 | Speaker 4:

I think any man that moves in with a woman Is a simp That's just my take on it

00:12:53 - 00:12:55 | Speaker 2:

Why Deshaun?

00:12:55 - 00:13:22 | Speaker 4:

I'm going to tell you First off, you don't have no business moving in with a woman If you already got your own place Why would you move in with a woman And take on her responsibilities As well as yours A woman will throw you out in a minute Keep going Let her catch her feelings She will throw you out You never want to be in a position where you get through out. Nobody hurt me. It's just this fact.

00:13:22 - 00:13:23 | Speaker 5:

I can feel it in your voice.

00:13:23 - 00:13:34 | Speaker 4:

I ain't never been through out. Deshaun, you don't let no woman come in. You come into her life and she get to dictate what you do when you was already satiated.

00:13:35 - 00:13:36 | Speaker 2:

Deshaun.

00:13:36 - 00:13:37 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, you don't do that.

00:13:37 - 00:13:43 | Speaker 2:

You should be a dating mentor for KP. Well, Deshaun, the dating mentor here. Deshaun.

00:13:43 - 00:13:54 | Speaker 4:

Hey, well, if you talk about getting married, that's a different situation. Just dating and screwing. You don't move in with no woman. You stay where you at. If you see it's going to work out, then you move it, you let her.

00:13:54 - 00:13:59 | Speaker 2:

So do you think that this guy's got some red flags that she needs to look out for?

00:14:00 - 00:14:06 | Speaker 4:

Most definitely. Most definitely. You don't move in with a woman, man. If y'all move together.

00:14:06 - 00:14:08 | Speaker 5:

How many serious relationships have you had?

00:14:10 - 00:14:10 | Speaker 4:

Huh?

00:14:10 - 00:14:12 | Speaker 5:

How many serious relationships have you had?

00:14:13 - 00:14:20 | Speaker 4:

I've been in a relationship, I'm 53, I've been in relationships all my life. I've only been in three relationships.

00:14:20 - 00:14:20 | Speaker 5:

So you've never been married?

00:14:22 - 00:14:23 | Speaker 4:

Yes, I'm married now.

00:14:24 - 00:14:25 | Speaker 5:

Oh, you're married now?

00:14:25 - 00:14:33 | Speaker 4:

So, yes, I've been married for 19 years, previous relationship 11, previous relationship before that 7. Does your wife have a drawer?

00:14:35 - 00:14:39 | Speaker 5:

What's that again? You guys live together, right? Yes. Okay.

00:14:40 - 00:14:43 | Speaker 2:

Hold on, she's locked in the basement right now. No, I'm not with him.

00:14:44 - 00:14:47 | Speaker 3:

He didn't have long-lasting relationships. I'll stand on that, so I'll never move in with a woman.

00:14:47 - 00:14:51 | Speaker 4:

I'm in three relationships. I'm 53, so what does that tell you?

00:14:51 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 2:

Deshaun, maybe you could be like KP's radio dad or something like that.

00:15:00 - 00:15:05 | Speaker 5:

You sound like you could be a father figure, that you could give her advice on this guy. Maybe you need to have a talk with this guy.

00:15:07 - 00:15:15 | Speaker 2:

Well, that's like I said, I just wouldn't move in. Me, personally, as a woman, I wouldn't let no man move in with me. And as a man, I wouldn't let a woman.

00:15:15 - 00:15:19 | Speaker 5:

How about spend the night? Would you let them spend the night after a night of lovemaking?

00:15:20 - 00:15:23 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, they could spend the night, but they got to get the hell out the night.

00:15:24 - 00:15:34 | Speaker 5:

All right, Deshaun. All right, Deshaun, get Deshaun's number, by the way. from time to time when KP has any kind of relationship topics, I want you back on the air with us, okay?

00:15:35 - 00:15:37 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, most definitely. I appreciate that.

00:15:37 - 00:15:43 | Speaker 5:

All right, thank you. Have a blessed day again. I don't know if KP appreciates you, but I think that you definitely could make for good radio.

00:15:43 - 00:15:48 | Speaker 2:

He's got to get his facts right. He's not moved in. She's going to find out. She's going to find out.

00:15:48 - 00:15:50 | Speaker 5:

All right, Sean. Thank you.

00:15:50 - 00:15:56 | Speaker 4:

KP, don't retain any of that, baby. Why? I'm not fully in it. I'm resetting my hard drive after this.

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