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KP Got Caught
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KP Got Caught

from Mojo In The Morning

June 19, 2023 | 00:06:30 | Leisure

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00:01:33 - 00:01:53 | Speaker 6:

All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Our producer KP got busted, and she was busted trying to set up her counterpart, her best buddy, her partner in crime, Lydia, who answers the phones here. And, you know, what were you busted doing?

00:01:53 - 00:02:53 | Speaker 5:

I'm so ridiculous, I swear. So she had come to my birthday party and met a group of my friends, and there were a couple guy friends in that group. One of the guys in particular thought Lydia was so cute, and I told Lydia, I'm like, hey, he kind of thinks you're cute, and she was like, oh, which one is it? Can I see a picture? So I went to his Instagram, and I tried to send her his Instagram so that she could snoop around. Well, this backfired. I was doing too many things at once. And I accidentally sent his picture to himself on Instagram. Oh, okay. And he texts me literally immediately. He's like, why'd you do that? What is that? What are you doing? Are you talking about me? Who is that supposed to go to? And I refused to throw Lydia under the... I mean, I'm doing it on radio right now. But I refused to directly tell him that Lydia forgot what he looked like.

00:02:54 - 00:03:02 | Speaker 6:

Oh, wait a second. So, okay, so what does he think? Does he think that you're trying to set him up with another girl? He knows something's up. He does, okay.

00:03:03 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 5:

I partially lied and said, I'm just trying to set you up with a girl. And he's like, okay, well, who is it? And I'm like, I can't tell you. And he has not stopped asking me about it since. And I ended up giving in yesterday when we went out for drinks. And he got so excited Because he saw that Lydia had followed him On Instagram

00:03:24 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 6:

Lydia is he cute

00:03:26 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 5:

Did she get a picture

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From you finally

00:03:30 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 5:

Oh yeah I sent her the correct one right away

00:03:35 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 6:

Lydia is KP's guy friend She's answering phones Is KP's guy friend cute

00:03:40 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 4:

Yeah he's pretty good looking Wait a second What happened to gas station guy Oh he's still around

00:03:48 - 00:03:51 | Speaker 6:

I think there's an expiration coming soon On Gas Station Guy

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Are we putting an ultimatum up there?

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I'm going to have an update later this week

00:03:56 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 6:

Wait, why do you say that? I'm curious now That's a tease, let her tease She's got an update She's got an update coming up on Gas Station Guy Which is Lydia's boyfriend if you're new to the show

00:04:09 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 4:

No, not boyfriend

00:04:10 - 00:04:16 | Speaker 6:

Her not boyfriend He's just a gas station guy Alright, so go back to this guy

00:04:16 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 5:

I feel like I'm in third grade

00:04:17 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 6:

So go back to this guy. This has happened to me numerous times, not with setting people up, but it's happened to me numerous times where I've, we're trying to refer to somebody and then sent the text to the wrong person, you know, referring to them going, going, you know, I shouldn't have, shouldn't have done that. But that's interesting with the picture thing. So he's cute. Oh, he wears shorts. Wait, where's the picture?

00:04:41 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 5:

It's in the group chat.

00:04:42 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 6:

Oh, you just sent it to us. Okay. Are you sure you sent it to us and not him?

00:04:45 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 5:

He is so kind. I love this guy. He's one of my best friends.

00:04:49 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 6:

Dude, the guy's got a Rolex.

00:04:51 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 5:

Is that a Rolex?

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Look at that watch. That's a Rolex.

00:04:53 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 5:

I love that you zoom in on him. I love that the dudes are all like,

00:04:56 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 4:

nice watch, and all the girls are like, huh?

00:04:59 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

It's a Rolex.

00:05:00 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 3:

watch look at that zoom in on it he's so cool he was in the he was in the army and he is he's got his masters and he owns his own gym yeah he's really cool why are you not dating him you're single because i have a platonic relationship with him and i love him so much so so not a good friend

00:05:16 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 5:

is there nothing that's ever uh happened between the two of you guys um he took me out on a couple

00:05:21 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 3:

dates when we first started talking but i immediately knew that i wanted him as a friend Yeah, that's so fair. But I have a huge crush on one of his best friends.

00:05:30 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 5:

Oh, okay. So you guys can double date?

00:05:33 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, maybe.

00:05:33 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 5:

How cute is that?

00:05:34 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 7:

He's holding a pina colada in the photo, and it says, keeping the SPF close and the pina coladas closer.

00:05:40 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 3:

He is such a girl sometimes.

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Now, maybe, is he a player?

00:05:44 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 3:

No, he's not a player. He's a hopeless romantic, I would say.

00:05:49 - 00:05:51 | Speaker 5:

It's funny because he kind of looks like a player-ish. Yes, he does.

00:05:51 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 3:

He looks like a player. He could be a player if he wanted to.

00:05:54 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 7:

And you can date non-Keldean, yeah, Lydia?

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Oh, heck yeah.

00:05:58 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 5:

Okay. They call them white boys. That's what they call them in the Kelly. I'm dating a white boy, which technically you should not be able to get away with saying white boys. It's not nice to us, white boys.

00:06:10 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 8:

I'm just now seeing the picture. Skies out, thighs out. I know.

00:06:12 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 3:

That's what I said. Sure, sure. No, he's a lifter, too, so he does physique shows, too, Lydia, so he's very- Physique shows. He's very fit. Wait. All right. He was good up until that. He has done it once to challenge himself.

00:06:28 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 5:

Douchebag.

00:06:29 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 4:

He's running away from that, yeah.

00:06:31 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. I was waiting for Megan to go, douchebag. I was going to hit that one right there.

00:06:37 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 9:

I'm trying not to be so disrespectful, but it was hard to keep that one in.

00:06:42 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 5:

By the way, I got a chance to see what country boy looked like. Megan's country boy yesterday in the social post that you posted of the audio of that. I saw him yesterday. I'm telling you, if Country Boy doesn't become a misfit on this show, I will be very angry.

00:07:00 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 9:

What's his name? Andrew.

00:07:02 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, Andrew the Country Boy that Megan's going after.

00:07:06 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 9:

Why don't you guys clarify that?

00:07:09 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 8:

You're literally so freaking annoying. I want you guys to know that every time I tell Mojo not to do or say something, he does. And it is the most annoying thing in the entire world.

00:07:19 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 5:

Let's do this. Let's have a triple date between Thigh Guy, Country Boy, Andrew, and KP's Mystery Man. What's up, Chelsea?

00:07:32 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 1:

Hey.

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Hey, what's going on?

00:07:36 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 1:

Nothing. So I, back to the whole texting the wrong person, I was with my sister, and I went to text my mom how much she can talk with like an eye roll, and I accidentally texted her.

00:07:50 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 5:

Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So a similar situation where you text the wrong person. Uh-oh.

00:07:56 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 1:

Yep.

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How did that?

00:07:57 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 1:

So that was awkward trying to explain that one. Yeah.

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Didn't play well. Thank you for the call.

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