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KP Is Calling Her Husband
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KP Is Calling Her Husband

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February 22, 2023 | 00:13:37 | Leisure

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delivery area and charges may vary much of the morning i got a feeling that kp is into this whole thing because i just know how kp is she loves like country music and stuff you know and uh she has been talking about this for days now and we're going to send you next year to this kp is into is obsessed with what goes on in iowa and i think is it at their do they do it like at

00:03:21 - 00:03:27 | Speaker 8:

their state fair or something like that iowa state fair and it is hysterical which you know what's

00:03:27 - 00:03:30 | Speaker 5:

funny is i've talked to friends of mine that have gone to the iowa state fair and they say it's the

00:03:30 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 10:

greatest state fair in the world well you can get anything deep fried deep fried everything well

00:03:35 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 5:

Well, she's into this husband calling contest that they had at the state fair.

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Oh, yeah. I saw the Daily Show report on this once.

00:03:43 - 00:03:57 | Speaker 8:

It's so crazy. It's not what you think. It's the strangest thing. We all know the adrenaline you get when your mom or your dad's calling. You're like, Kristen! But the husband call, that's a whole different story. Not that I know I'm not a husband.

00:03:58 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 10:

By the way, the mom calling is becoming a dying breed now because mom just text your kid. Yeah, I know. home for dinner but i remember like you know parents sending us out in summer and you would

00:04:09 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 8:

hear them five blocks away get home for dinner these had me rolling though like when i say i was rolling when i saw these videos i was like oh my god they're poor husbands these poor guys

00:04:21 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 9:

yeah here we go hold on bob bob bob bob hurry up i don't want to be late oh my lord i don't want be late to the great iowa state fair bob hurry hurry bob robert dean yeah bob bob bob's at the

00:04:42 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 6:

bar yeah shut the f*** up bob's like loving every minute i think bob by the way has run away from that lady

00:04:51 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 8:

she's calling her husband or a dog exactly or a kitty

00:05:00 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 3:

The clock says Day and night time

00:05:04 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 1:

Oh my god By the way, the people in Iowa Must have no entertainment there This is actually fun for them

00:05:13 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 5:

One of my girlfriends cuckoo calls her husband though That's how she calls him

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She cuckoo calls him?

00:05:17 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 5:

She goes cuckoo And then wherever he is in the store He goes cuckoo And that's how they find each other You gotta be kidding me I swear I swear How could I make that up?

00:05:26 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 1:

Why do I feel like I can Know exactly what these people look like if they're calling in a store i would be like you're the car at the checkout i would know exactly

00:05:37 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 3:

who you are here one more of these oh can you hear me you get yourself in here right now this is the first place winner come on you know you're gonna be late again and you know that i want to

00:05:53 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 4:

get there on time oh my god wait hold on no no here we go here we go oh please don't do it i said i'm going to do it i defied him and i won first so after that he's gun hole for me the guy's dead

00:06:20 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 1:

I guarantee you the guy was happy to die. He's like, all right.

00:06:24 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 2:

He probably encouraged you to do the contest to have a moment's peace in his household.

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That's true.

00:06:29 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 1:

Do you think that Roy is sitting in the audience and has to take out his phone and tape her the entire time?

00:06:34 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 2:

I would say he came with a sack over his head because he's not Roy. He's Ronald. Oh, my God.

00:06:39 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 1:

By the way, you are cute. You're cute as a bug's ear. You know that, KP?

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Are you talking to me?

00:06:45 - 00:06:58 | Speaker 1:

I'm talking to you. You are an old soul. How is she? She is. I'm sorry. KP and Jed, if you guys don't get married to each other, you guys are exactly, he is the female version of you and you're the male version of him.

00:06:58 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 2:

I was listening to one of their morning show segments on the iHeartRadio app and Joe is making fun of his clothes saying that Jed comes to work dressed like he's about to do Joe's taxes. And it had me dying because Jed does wear a polo with a collar like every day. Yeah, yeah. But you can tell you've lived with your grandparents a while because you say grandparent things. I do, I really.

00:07:21 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 1:

All right, here's the deal. You got to call Jed. Ready? We're going to husband call Jed. You got to use the name Jed and we're going to have you.

00:07:28 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 5:

Jedward. Jedediah. Jedediah. Jedediah. Here we go. Full names.

00:07:34 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 2:

It's got to be annoying though, right?

00:07:36 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, like put a little yodel in there or something.

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Jed Jeffrey.

00:07:42 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 1:

Wow, she even used the middle name.

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That was good.

00:07:45 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 1:

Come on, you got to hold it longer though. You got to go longer.

00:07:47 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 2:

Okay. Jed, I die. Ah, Jeffrey! That's good. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

00:07:56 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 1:

Don't you get the feeling, seriously, that 20 years from now, we're going to, like, fast-forward life. You know how TV shows would do that sometimes? Sitcoms would fast-forward, and it would be them with, like, gray hair or whatever. The worst makeup ever. We're going to fast-forward, and there's going to be KP and Jed. She's going to be, like, crocheting something.

00:08:16 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 5:

Well, she's not that old. No, they'll just be chasing after some kids

00:08:19 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 1:

Okay, chasing after some kids Little Jeds Little Jeds

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Little Jeds with little polo shirts

00:08:24 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 1:

Or it'll be like Guthrie, get over here

00:08:28 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 2:

Guthrie I don't know It's Jeffrey Schilling Jr. So it'll probably be like the Jed III

00:08:33 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 1:

Wait, so yeah So it's Jed Yeah, so Papa, Jed And then Jed III Number three Number three Get over here, three What is going on? Hold on, I'll do it right now This is my husband calling for her. Does Chelsea yell for you? No. She does not yell for me. Actually, to be perfectly honest with you, she just gives me a look, and then I know exactly what I'm doing at that time. They should do the look contest. If they were smart, they would do that at the Michigan State Fair.

00:09:05 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 2:

Well, you know this contest is a parody of another contest that happens at fairs. The hot calling? Yeah. Oh, God.

00:09:12 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 1:

Could you imagine if that was the guys going up there doing that? Women would cancel. They would be canceled for that. All right, hold on a second. This is me. This is the producer calling contest for KP. Ready? There we go.

00:09:25 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 2:

KP! KP! Okay, wait. You would win. It's literally what I get on the other end of my phone after every show.

00:09:34 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 1:

She hates, by the way. She hates. She'll pick up the phone. I'll go, I'll go, Kristen. And she'll go, why do you call me Kristen? Everybody calls me. And I'm like, Kristen is such a more beautiful name than KP. I know it's KP because of your name, but I just feel like Kristen. It's like, Kristen, you know what I mean? Don't you? No. Okay. Jeff, number three.

00:10:00 - 00:10:45 | Speaker 3:

I'm laughing because all I'm thinking about the whole time is that couple that Shannon was just talking about and how they walk around a store and they cocaw each other. What stores do they shop at? Tell me what kind of stores they shop at. I have a friend of mine who meows all the time. Oh, yeah, he does. And he's got Luke doing it now. Paul, my buddy Paul. He meows. That's weird. Yeah, he sees somebody beautiful. He'll go, meow. Like that? He's got Joe meowing, or Luke meowing, that now the kids at Luke's high school just walk around and randomly start meowing. That's weird. It is extremely weird, but not as weird as the cacaw. Come on, the cacaw.

00:10:45 - 00:10:54 | Speaker 5:

The cacaw also happens in all the Isle of Shame. Yeah, I wonder if that's where they got it from. I think that's probably it. I would call her, but she's a teacher, so she's in class right now.

00:10:54 - 00:10:57 | Speaker 3:

Does she cacaw to them at all? I don't know.

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I'll have to ask her.

00:10:58 - 00:11:25 | Speaker 3:

funny all right what's that i'm sorry you're off my jet on the phone oh yeah here you want me to call him i call him on my phone she's got him oh you got him yeah here mojo take this here yeah i'll plug you into the system here ladies and gentlemen the world famous the one and only member of the joe show jed adaya jed that's good my friend how you doing there jed i'm uh we're

00:11:25 - 00:11:29 | Speaker 4:

living the dream. I'm looking at the weather right now in Michigan. You're looking at the weather?

00:11:30 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 3:

It's an old one. So, Jed, we were having this conversation. KP is like you. She's the female version of you because her sense of humor sometimes is a little bit older than her age. Let's just

00:11:45 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 4:

put it that way. Yeah, like dad jokes and stuff? Yeah.

00:11:49 - 00:11:53 | Speaker 5:

It's not even that. It's like phrases she says and stuff. Yeah.

00:11:53 - 00:12:14 | Speaker 3:

so we what we want to do is we're going to send her and you to the des moines iowa state fair the iowa state fair to go and participate in the husband calling contest because she's so excited about it did you know what that is husband calling she just did here go ahead call him

00:12:14 - 00:12:23 | Speaker 2:

and call him kp this is uh when we get married this is what i'm going to call when we're late to where we have to go. Okay, ready? Jeff, Jeff, Jeff!

00:12:27 - 00:12:29 | Speaker 3:

Does that make you go limp? You know what I just heard?

00:12:29 - 00:12:34 | Speaker 5:

I just heard the sting in the wind. It reminds me of Auntie Em calling Dorothy at the beginning of the Wizard of Oz.

00:12:35 - 00:12:35 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

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Dorothy!

00:12:36 - 00:12:38 | Speaker 5:

When the tornado comes.

00:12:38 - 00:12:42 | Speaker 3:

Anything that made you hot for KP just completely lost it on that particular one.

00:12:44 - 00:12:47 | Speaker 4:

We'll see. I don't know about this whole Iowa thing. Have you even been to Iowa?

00:12:47 - 00:12:50 | Speaker 2:

No, I don't really know where that is on the map, to be honest.

00:12:53 - 00:12:56 | Speaker 3:

Are they not perfect together? They are.

00:12:56 - 00:13:00 | Speaker 5:

I want it to happen. I've wanted it to happen so badly from the very beginning.

00:13:01 - 00:13:02 | Speaker 4:

Don't force it, Shannon.

00:13:03 - 00:13:05 | Speaker 5:

Why? I don't think it needs to be forced.

00:13:06 - 00:13:12 | Speaker 3:

We've tried to force too many other relationships that have failed. We're going to let this one happen organically, as we like to say.

00:13:12 - 00:13:25 | Speaker 1:

So I put them on a call. They were FaceTiming on Friday because we have a system here that I thought, oh, Jed uses the same computer equipment. He can help walk you through this, KP. And they bickered like an old couple on the phone on FaceTime. It was hilarious.

00:13:26 - 00:13:28 | Speaker 2:

What part in particular?

00:13:29 - 00:13:49 | Speaker 1:

I think he was even telling you you weren't holding the phone right. And he's like, just show me. Let me show you the equipment. And he got into dad mode of over-explaining things. Like, so there's a thing called a computer. And KP's just like, just tell me the controllers. Well, what you really want to do is you really want to get this. And she's like, this is what I have in the studio. Just tell me how to work this.

00:13:49 - 00:13:51 | Speaker 3:

Gee golly, willikers.

00:13:52 - 00:14:01 | Speaker 1:

Come on, Jed, you dingus. Just tell me what I got to do. You dingus. Dingus. I think what we're going to have to do is we're going to have to fly KP down to Tampa for some one-on-one instruction.

00:14:02 - 00:14:15 | Speaker 3:

You think that that's good? He lives. Yeah, he's saying. What would your beautiful parents think of that? What would Papa have to save?

00:14:15 - 00:14:26 | Speaker 4:

well depends on when she comes down chances are they'll probably be out of town but i think my my dad would be i don't think my mom would be mama nancy would not take the kind of that

00:14:26 - 00:14:31 | Speaker 1:

are you allowed to have girls over if they're not there um i'm allowed to have girls over when

00:14:31 - 00:14:40 | Speaker 4:

they're there my mom just gives me the guilt trip if i if it does end up happening because it has happened in the past where my mom's like so who so who came over last night and she kind of like

00:14:40 - 00:14:47 | Speaker 2:

picks at it it's a non-conversation it's not the past did you mean like this past weekend like

00:14:47 - 00:14:58 | Speaker 3:

right how often is that is weird though like you would bring girls back to your parents house and would you guys go right to your room or would you just watch tv in the living room like with everybody

00:14:58 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 4:

no

00:15:00 - 00:15:05 | Speaker 6:

I would wait until everybody was in bed, and then I would just sneak them through the back door, the sliding glass door.

00:15:06 - 00:15:06 | Speaker 3:

Dang.

00:15:07 - 00:15:09 | Speaker 8:

Do you like to be snuck through the back door, KP?

00:15:09 - 00:15:15 | Speaker 3:

No, not particularly. I'm closer to – actually, no, I'm not even closer to 30. I was about to say. That's what she said.

00:15:15 - 00:15:22 | Speaker 8:

Yeah. All right. So, all right, Jed, where's everybody at? Where's my son and my daughter?

00:15:22 - 00:15:42 | Speaker 6:

I'm in our office studio saving off our podcast right now because we don't get to talk as much as you guys do. so um you want me to go back in the studio and you can talk to him no no i'll talk to him later all right all right i love you buddy all right love you guys we're on from three to seven at live with joe show follow us on twitter instagram facebook bye just wanted to plug that all right i

00:15:42 - 00:15:48 | Speaker 8:

like that good plug good plug anything you want to say to him at all kb uh no just uh have a good

00:15:48 - 00:15:54 | Speaker 3:

day and hopefully you're wearing a nice collared shirt say i love you say i'm not wearing a collared

00:15:54 - 00:15:58 | Speaker 6:

shirt i'm wearing a nasa shirt which is ironic because i have so many conspiracies about nasa

00:15:58 - 00:16:05 | Speaker 3:

We're going to continue this conversation at a later time. He has a lot of conspiracies. Say, I love you. I'm not going to say I love you.

00:16:06 - 00:16:07 | Speaker 8:

She loves you.

00:16:08 - 00:16:10 | Speaker 6:

I know she does. She just doesn't want to say it.

00:16:11 - 00:16:11 | Speaker 7:

Jeopardy's on at six.

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If he ever calls you buddy or just says, hey, you. He's not trying to be offensive. He just forgot your name. This is Mojo in the Morning.

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