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all right it is mojo in the morning show all right kp come on in what's going on kp hi okay so um

by the way down bad i'm gonna have to explain and what this what this phrase means so if you look it up down bad means horny and desperate and i'm gonna go ahead and say right now i'm not well i'm one of those but you're horny you're just not desperate yes is down bad on urban dictionary

listed as that is that exactly what the urban dictionary says it is but i would say that it's

mostly used for guys but in the girl version down bad would be like um you want a guy and i see a lot of girls who will do these crazy bizarre things to like for these guys that are not their boyfriend like they'll go pick up their dry cleaning or they'll it says here just to show

that like yeah it says down bad when someone is desperately horny that's not what i'm doing in

this situation but i would say down bad is like just would do anything because you have a crush that's my version sorry it's funny to be like down bad yeah it's like him saying like no riz or something like that ask him to define that yeah mojo what does having no riz no riz uh don't

google don't no riz is uh it usually happens to to me when my hair grows long it's where it kind of like poofs out a little bit on the side i got a little bit no riz uh no no not even closer what's

what's no riz no riz means that you have no game so if you have like riz you got mad riz it means you got okay you can flirt basically short for charisma yeah yeah very good oh look at that the retired f boy honestly i'm looking for he shots fired i know hey i'm not the one who's

down who's down bad let me hear you're upset right now let's go for 10 minutes define it and try and dance around and say she's not i am down bad i'm gonna say i'm down why shots fired means that

that came out of nowhere and was unnecessary because i have you know what f boys have a not a special place in my heart because they are a virus to the earth anyway um so this is the situation here with the down bad kp um there's this guy that i went on a date with over the summer he's so cute and he ended up moving to a different state to be a wrangler okay like a cowboy like a cowboy that's like my dream what a surprise yes i managed to find the only boy in this area who is a cowboy, a freaking cowboy. And he moves, but I did meet his sister.

I think he's, did he move because there's not a lot of other cowboys? Yes, he wants to be a cowboy.

Not a lot of cowboy work here. Arizona. Oh, my God. Yeah. So, but the problem, so he goes, two weeks before he leaves, he goes, I really want to take you on a date. Let's go. And so I went, and knowing that he was going to leave, but we still went out, and he ended up meeting my grandparents on that first night. And he's the only guy within the past, like, three years that I've met any of my relatives. Wow. And my grandparents are a lot of them.

You wanted him to ride you like a Bronco, didn't you? Oh, no.

But my grandparents, they love him. They will not stop talking about him, blah, blah, blah. I went out yesterday for drinks with a friend for his birthday, and his sister was there. Like, the cowboy sister was there and her son. And the reason I say I'm down bad is because I played with that child for two hours. But I was the babysitter at the party for that child. You took one for the team.

You did it to make him like you more?

No, he wasn't even there to see it. I'm literally playing with his child. I'm like, I'm not. I'm the oldest of six. I'm good with kids. But I would never at a party and out at a bar watch someone's child for free. You're just hoping it gets back to him. Is that what it is? I don't know. But the kid doesn't know how to say my name correctly. He's like, Cape, Cape, Cape.

What did his sister say to you? Was she appreciative of the fact that she didn't have to watch her kid that time?

I think so. I mean.

question for you. Does Cowboy Boy know what down bad means? Probably. Come on.

Seriously? Yes, he knows what that means probably. Okay. Does he know that you feel this way? Probably. Normally if someone's down bad, the other person can feel it. Why didn't you go visit him instead of going to New York over the holiday? Because I am an anti-boy phase right now. Oh, that makes sense. There it is. Sure. That makes total sense. Yeah. I had more fun in New York.

Isn't it interesting though how when you are really feeling it for somebody, you'll do things that you normally would not do.

Yeah, but this is a bad investment because this probably won't even get back to him. Like, he doesn't care. Oh, I bet you the sister says something. With his nephew?

Yeah, the sister's going to say, oh, my God, I love her. She's cute, and she's great with kids because that's what, you know, ends up happening. When I met Chelsea, I actually started, like, heard she had a little brother, who's probably about the same age as what your little brother is right now. And I would take him with me to things I would do stuff with him I hate the freaking kid I couldn't stand the kid

But that was right there under her nose This guy's already with his Arizona girlfriend He doesn't care anymore what's happening back in Michigan

Oh no don't say that This kid had me hopping on the floor like a frog That was the kind of games we were playing at this bar

You know what's funny is I watch Yellowstone And it reminds me of this kid It reminds me of what's the kid's name on Yellowstone that moves down to the ranch down in Texas

and moves away.

That's what this guy reminds me of because he had to leave and go to... Oh, Jimmy. Jimmy. Reminds me of Jimmy. So your guy is Jimmy and he left. And now he's with a girl like Jimmy is with a girl.

I didn't like that part because he ends up picking some other girl.

Yeah, he ends up going on with a girl there.

Don't manifest that in my life, please.

You're the ranch hoe.

No.

That's what Jimmy left. So question for you.

I mean, he met you, and then he moved three time zones away. I'm thinking he's not interested.

You think? Well, he still texts me, so that's something. I think it was just bad timing. I agree.

Question for you. That's the type of guy that you have. Do we have any guys in our listening area right now that are cowboys? I mean, come on. I can't believe this. This is what she's looking for. And I know you're on the wrong formatted station. I bet you if we were on, you know, 99.5 instead of 95.5 in Detroit, you'd probably have a few more of those guys. Although, I think these guys might be right. A cowboy from Michigan or Ohio, is it different than a cowboy out west?

No, it's not the kind of cowboy you want. No. It's a fake cowboy. It's a wannabe, a dimeback shirt cowboy. Hillbilly.

Hillbilly, yes.

Yes.

Actually, yeah. From Port Huron Right 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 Now every guy that's interested in KP

Is going to be Every M&M wannabe is going to go out and buy a flannel shirt And shoot a shot

You should call us up and tell us what was your down bad moment Like what did you do That was your down bad moment Like KP taking care of this kid

I saw a girl on TikTok Make this guy that she was seeing for how many weeks three weeks a chicken a roasted chicken she was making this man i'm like are you kidding me i can't even put together you know you know food groups for my own dinner and she's making this man a rotisserie not rotisserie but just a chicken with lemon and thyme and all this

oh yeah remember ellen had that chicken the engagement chicken is what women call that right the engagement the engagement chicken is that by the way um but ellen had the mac and That's right.

So KP, a way to a man's heart, is through his stomach.

Really?

So that's what you got to do.

Also, KP, do you not season your chicken? Because you were kind of acting like it was ridiculous that the chicken was seasoned. What? There's time on there? There was salt? You put salt on it? It was wild. I mean, honestly, I just put stuff in my stomach just to make me continue to function at that point in my 20s. Do you cook?

Are you domesticated in the kitchen?

I believe I can cook. I'm just extremely impatient. So I don't cook, period.

Yeah. Have you ever made anything for a boy in your life?

Yes, I have.

What'd you make?

We had fettuccine Alfredo with a salad with this avocado dressing that I made. It was pretty good.

And you made it all? Your mom made it and you picked it up and heated it up?

No, I made it and actually I made him make it with me. Wow. I was too impatient to do it all myself. So I made him a meal and he helped me make it.

That's good. Because my wife is not a cook and her mom was a big cook. And it's funny because sometimes it skips a generation. Your mom's a cook, right? Yeah, she's a good cook. And she loves doing it.

My brother Adam, he's a really good cook.

Yeah.

Really good.

Does he season his chicken? Yeah, he does.

I'm just saying, with all that stuff, the thyme and the lemon, that's a lot of work. You're making this guy a meal and it's got all of the stuff. What is his name? Gordon Ramsay? That's too special. No! What are you eating? Is that why you don't enjoy food? You don't season it? Let me tell you about the world of enjoyment. I wonder why. I'm like, wow, why does my food suck?

Makes you wonder what was in her fettuccine Alfredo now, doesn't it?

Right.

I got to read some of these texts because these texts are too good. I like this one right here that says, 734 says, I'm on Amazon right now looking for a cowboy wardrobe for KP. Another person here, this is another texter, 734, also different number though, says, KP is a buckle bunny. I've never heard that before. Yes, you are.

It's from the show It is from the show And I'm not a buckle bunny I'm not a barrel racer either

810 Let's count how many times She's been to Faster Horses

That does not matter If the boot fits Is what I should have said

810 says I'm from Yale And there are definitely Real cowboys In Yale

Yale University?

No Yale Michigan

I was like Wait a second That sounds kind of weird

What are you wrangling out there?

Deer and meth head

That's the beauty, by the way, of our show being over the course of northwest Ohio and then, of course, the metro Detroit area and Grand Rapids and Muskegon. We've got to have a cowboy out there somewhere for you.

There has to be somebody somewhere.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Hold on. Lydia said that she got the Yale person on. Maybe Yale does have a lot of cowboys, and we can find out if there are any single ones that are out there. Nicole, are there any single cowboys in Yale?

I'm sure there are. I mean, you get some people who are also M&M wannabes, but we're out in the boondocks. There's lots of cowboys.

Lots of cowboys in Yale? Like, what, are you going to go to the rodeo over next door in Nimlay City? Like, I mean, it's not like you're in there.

I know that Summit Place Kia has a dealership out there, but I'm telling you, Luke or Joe would play basketball out there, and there was definitely those boys were big boys that were he was playing basketball against and it was wild because while joe was changing his clothes and going back into his like sweatsuits and stuff some of those guys would go into uh to wrangler jeans and stuff no they were

family city is a city to us yeah it is country out here yeah jessica what's happening hi hi

We're the Cowboys.

Casey, you've got to come to Howell. Okay. I don't know where that is because I'm directionally impaired.

You don't know where Howell is? You are from Lake Orion. And I know Howell is not next door to Lake Orion, but do you actually – where do you travel to? Okay, name all the cities that you've traveled to.

I'm from work with assistants for my GPS.

All right, so you're born and raised in Lake Orion. You know Lake Orion. Name five cities in our listening area.

Oh, my God, no.

Go ahead. Come on.

Lake Orion. All right. Rochester. Sterling Heights. McComb. And Shelby Township.

Very nice.

Thank you. I'm not dumb, guys.

Now, name five cities in our listening area that are 30 minutes or more from your house.

Nope. Don't know. Because I don't look at maps. No clue. No. You need to get out more, KP.

You need to get out more. I'm sorry. I know. All right. So here's the deal, though. This is good. Guess what? She hasn't found her cowboy yet because their cowboy is not close to Lake Orion.

This is why I need a cowboy. That's the problem.

You need to find her the cowboy, Jessica. Go around Lake Howell and find us a Howell cowboy.

Oh, I will send them your way. They are all over and they are hot. Let me just tell you.

There's got to be some in Michigan because we have one of the biggest country stations in the country in West Michigan.

That doesn't mean cowboys. Oh, yeah, it sure does. It equates to cowboys.

If I've learned anything in my life.

I don't think they're listening to Sam Hunt, to be honest.

We've got a lot of guys that drive pickup trucks. I know that. We sell more pickup trucks here. Actually, second most outside of Texas. Where did you meet this cowboy?

Where did I meet him? Well, through my friend. He was home just for a couple months because he had just got back from another ranch in a different state. Oh, okay.

He was just blowing through town on his horse.

He's from Royal Oak. And that's just what he's doing right now. That's the light picture.

You know, we did a story last week in the Dirty on the 30 about how more people are becoming city cowboys.

Suburbanites.

Yeah. They're going out and buying all that stuff that they see on Yellowstone.

That's like a fashion trend right now, actually.

It is. Really terrible. I mean, yeah.

I can dress like Luke Skywalker. It doesn't make me a Jedi. I mean, that's a costume. That's not a lifestyle. I've never met a real Jedi.

Don't judge. You go to Star Wars conventions like we learned.

Yeah, and I don't think I'm a space traveler. Right. I mean, these guys wear a hat and boots so they think they're a cowboy.

TV shows do this to you all the time. Remember, it was friends that made every girl go out and get that Rachel haircut. I did.

I did.

TV shows turn you into certain things, you know? Rachel Everybody wanted to get the Rachel Yellowstone turns you into Cowboys Star Wars turns Spike into a Jedi It works out like that Did you guys ever go Do something because a TV show did it Like did you guys ever have that That happened? Jersey Shore made me do a lot Did it?

Wait you're joking obviously He gym tanned and laundered Every day Remember like God this is 20 years ago the younger audience won't remember but swing dancing was a big thing for like three years. Do you remember that? From what show? No, it was every band on the radio was coming around. What was the big one that did that? There was Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Big Bad Voodoo Daddies.

I'm talking TV shows, though.

Yeah, I'm just saying it became a big trend, and everybody in Pontiac, there was all these clubs you could go to to swing dance.

I remember watching, I used to watch with Joey, Hawaii Five-0, and I almost went out and bought a Camaro because Dano had a Camaro on Hawaii Five-0. but tv shows will make you dress a certain way too i mean tv shows were you know influencing before instagram and tiktok were in exactly yeah uh 90 day fiance has made me want to go and find a wife from venezuela it's unbelievable this ad is brought to you by vive healthcare

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