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Modo Casino. America's social casino. Modo on the morning show. Your home of the War of the Roses. The Dirty on the 30. Second date update, throwback, throwdown, and five lies. Tell your mom we've got it this morning here on the show. And if you want to be on any part of this radio show, you know you can always submit to us through text or you can shoot us a DM on Instagram at Mojo in the Morn, Facebook Mojo in the Morn. Make sure you're checking us out on TikTok too. Good to have you guys here on 104.5 SNX, 92.5 KISS FM, and channel 955. I want to just put somebody on the spot here right now if I can. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. I found out that somebody on this show is hiding something from me. Dun, dun, dun. I wish I would have done it on the beat with you, but I didn't have it pulled up yet. But somebody on the show is hiding a relationship from me. And I heard this from a couple of little sources that I have. Not the same sources that Shannon has for the Dirty on the 30, but some sources. And it's interesting because it got me thinking to myself, okay, we have to be full disclosure to our listeners, right? Don't we? Didn't we talk on the More Mojo podcast yesterday? about the whole podcast yesterday was about getting personal and about being personal and how we have to tell the listeners things about what's going on in our lives and how sometimes it's gotten us into trouble. There's times and places. When do we do it? Go check out that podcast. You can go check it out, More Mojo Podcast. It's available on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get podcasts. Well, this particular person supposedly has been dating a boy. So it's not you, Mike. Okay. Has been dating a boy and has not been telling us about this. Now, let's do by process of elimination. It's not Lydia because she's told us about gas station boy. It's not Shannon because she's told us about her fiance, Wes, or Wesley, if he's in a fancy setting. It's not Megan because she hates boys. Oh, no, no, no. Come on. It could have been Megan. But you're right, though. I think it's KP. What's going on? Why are you not telling us?

I love that he's mad he's not in the know.

No, but why is it that we haven't told you? I'm not even so much upset about me. I'm thinking of the listeners that want to hear some dating stories or stories about the awkwardness of this. What's the story? What's going on? Who is this person? And do I need to hire a private investigator? Like I did when Shannon was dating her ex-husband.

I am not telling you a single thing. Seriously. You're going to have to hire that private investigator because I, you know.

Are you actually dating this guy? Because I know you've gone out on dates with him.

I'm still not sure if I want to date him.

I'm not we're not official and that's why I'm not telling you anything I understand I don't know

but a lot of people aren't official I mean gosh in the past past members of the show used to talk about going on Bumble and Hinge and all the rest of that stuff but why would you not just like say hey I went out with this guy you don't even have to tell us the guy's name you can actually just tell us a story about it why why are we not heard any of that honestly it's because I feel like

He's kind of boring I don't want to share with you I don't want to say that if he's listening

I guess somebody used to be dating Yeah

Well it was nice while it lasted

Yeah honestly like I feel like I just Wasn't feeling it And like haven't brought it up since

I know but isn't that a great Conversation to have about The boring guy

I met him through social media And he like knew people that I knew

Like he slid into your DMs

yeah okay that was the situation and like don't get me wrong like he's very hot i've seen a picture of him very cute but i just you know i'm just not in a place where i i just don't feel it i'm not gonna put time into it and like i've been like seeing him and like we've been going out but i

just don't feel like it's it you know but your question are you more of a personality guy or

are you more of a looks guy personality personality i need someone that's gonna make me laugh because Because I just, I don't know, like I really want to have like a goofy, funny time. And I just have a hard time finding guys like that. And like, yes, I mean, everybody has their like physical preferences, but having someone to have fun with and like just laugh. Like that's what I'm looking for. And he ain't it. He's a plain bagel is what I call it.

But this is the beauty of this. This conversation right here is great because the listeners can relate to this. dating the hot person that's boring and in some cases it's actually kind of uh i don't know to me it's kind of interesting like how do you weigh that like what would you rather would you rather date the fun ugly or would you rather date by the way the fun ugly is the fugly all right well the

fun ugly is who i feel like uh girls end up going to in the end because they are they go through i I feel like every, and I could be wrong here, correct me if I'm wrong, every girl goes through her hot guy face where she just dates hot guys for the looks, doesn't care who he is, doesn't care who his personality is, and then eventually down the road marries the attractive, you know, attractive, but not like super hot, but with a great personality. Yeah.

I don't know. I just feel like a guy who's super funny automatically becomes hot to me. Like I look at them and I'm attracted to them. I agree with that.

Right, but how does this guy feel maybe that he's interested in dating you and you just said all these not nice things about him? Who cares?

Who cares?

Are you trying to get her back to stop talking about this, Megan? Come on.

When in our life have we ever done anything to appease men? Yes. I am here for myself. He knows what you do, right? Yes. That's another thing, too. It's just like I don't know if he likes that. Did he say something to him? Yeah. Oh, he did?

He said to you he didn't want you to talk about him. Yeah. All right, so we're just going to call him. We're going to give him a name then. We're going to call him? No, we're going to give him a name because we're not going to say his real name because he did not want to be talked about. So we'll just call him the ugly guy. All right. Oh, my God. No, because he's hot. He's hot guy. Even plain bagel would have been better. Plain bagel.

We're going to call him plain bagel.

Plain bagel, Mike. Thank you. That's a good name. Plain bagel.

By the way, I will say this. I feel like when you start dating somebody, and obviously I had to go through this when I started dating Wes, It's not going to work If they tell you they don't want to be talked about on the show Oh it's not going to work It's a huge red flag Because unfortunately It comes with What's the phrase I'm looking for It comes with the territory It comes with the territory but it's like That's not the phrase

No but here's honestly I'll equate this to you It's part of the equation If you're somebody that that works in the service industry, say you're like a bartender and you're dating a guy that is a jealous guy that doesn't want other guys around you, that ain't going to work. That's like radio, the show. If you're dating somebody that tells you right off the bat I don't want to be talked about, I'm sorry. Even the good things.

He didn't want me to share about anything. And I'm like, you know what? That's just not going to work. I want whoever I'm going to end up with to want to call in and say, yeah, we did this. This is so fun this past week. And explain and tell that story. Um, but also I want to point out, like, I don't know if it's going to sound good or bad. I'm not like in a relationship. I'm dating, meaning like I'm dating many people and like going out and seeing what I like and blah, blah, blah. And I've had multiple guys say, Hey, I don't know if I feel comfortable with being talked about on the radio. So if anybody is listening, you know why they don't they're playing bagel.

Because you just called him a plain baby.

No, no. Can I tell you why they don't want to be talked about on the radio? They got something to hide. They're hiding something. Maybe.

I don't know.

Because honestly, and honestly, there's the opposite of that. If the person only wants to be talked about on the radio, then you've got to worry that the person's-

It's a weird thing. And that's why it's so hard even to bring up people because you're like, I don't even know if this person's talking to me because they're interested in me or because they're interested in getting a job at iHeartMedia. And that's been like a challenge lately. Right.

Or they want more followers on their social media or something. Real quick, let me grab a couple calls, and then let's get some more conversation here about the secret boyfriend known as the plain bagel. By the way, somebody just texted and said, I just want you to know, KP, I'm single, and I'm an everything bagel. Hey.

I love it.

Michelle, what's going on? We're hearing about the secret boyfriend that KP's been hiding from me.

Yeah. Hi, KP. Good morning. everyone um i was just talking to lydia i texted in and don't settle because my hall pass i totally get it is seth rogan so go out get your seth rogan he's out there may not be the best looking guy to other people but you know what he's funny so yeah go get him yeah okay but you know what though she's

young she's uh mid-20s she can go out and have a couple different bagels before she then settles down with one of her favorites and and I I think it's okay to date hot and and do that but you can't date hot for a long time because the hot sometimes doesn't give you much fun but there are some hot people that are good you know nice people like Shannon's Wes is a is a bastard's got him both

Wes is crazy and I love it Melinda what's going on hey so um I thought that I needed the opposite of myself you know like i'm the funny goofy so i thought you need serious do not do that because you know the looks fade but the personality always stays you know it's like the eye

the soul is not the window of the eye yep yep good advice thank you jill what's happening it's

mojo in the morning good morning i definitely have to agree with the last caller it's this is so relatable because guys are really boring and it really does it is really the most effective Guys that are so boring. I don't know if they think they have to be serious, but they just don't joke. It's so weird.

You know what's amazing is that we're learning that there's a lot of people that have dated or have found themselves with some of these guys that are just boring guys, you know? And then...

You need to double toast that plain bagel and put some butter and cream cheese on it. Avocado spread. I can't have that, but yes.

That wasn't a personal attack. um connor what's going on not much just driving home from work right at the moment wanted to weigh in real quick what kind of bagel are you i'm the ugly bagel

are you are you the bagel you're the asiago cheese bagel it's always messy and it never looks good oh i like that i'll take that one okay

just wanted to weigh in and say that you can definitely find the everything bagel and the funny bagel i have one myself my boyfriend is definitely hot and funny as all hell

you gotta go gay for that guys are the best i have a couple gay bffs and i'm like i wish i could

date you i get told that quite often actually oh my gosh you know what you need you need to do is

you need to go out with kp and then set her up with some of your uh you know friends that are

not gay hey look i actually have a single buddy i work with who's uh looking right at the moment Does he wear cowboy boots?

What kind of bagel is he? Describe him and tell us what kind of bagel he is.

I would definitely call him an everything bagel. He is funny as all hell. He's great to work with. Always has a smile on his face. Great attitude. What does he look like, though?

You haven't gotten to that.

Compare him to a celebrity. I mean, he goes... Celebrity? Oh, Jesus. I couldn't even say.

Okay.

But he's good looking? He goes to the gym. He's nice and slender

He's not an everything bagel He's a blueberry bagel

He's a blueberry bagel

Alright take care of yourself Have a good one Mojo what type of bagel would you be What type of bagel do you consider yourself I'm a gluten free bagel I'm one of those Ooty's gluten free bagel Real quick can I just say something This is a little radio Lesson here for all those people This is one of the best topics That you've come up with here on the show That you didn't come up with but I came up with You came up with this topic You know why? Because now everybody kind of knows How awesome The line of KP saying

Saying he's a plain bagel was the best.

That was a touchdown.

So you need to come up with my topics every night from now on.

Here's the deal.

Not him complimenting me.

I'm going to compliment myself here right now. Thank you very much. By the way, I think I am nominated again this year for the Radio Hall of Fame. I will see if I win it this time. I will take the pictures. I just want you to know if it should happen, I would just like the Radio Hall of Fame to know this will be my audio clip that I will be playing for all of the people that have, you know, had an opportunity to listen.

Producer KP loves country boys like a farmer loves his John Deere.

This is Mojo in the Morning.

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