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KP Needs to Husband Up
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KP Needs to Husband Up

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June 29, 2023 | 00:14:56 | Leisure

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Download the Motocasino app today. All right, it is Mojo in the Morning, 844 Mojo Live, Texas 95500. If you are someone that is looking to, you know, meet somebody and you're single, perfect place to do it. I've said this numerous times, it's a golf course. If you go to a golf course or if you go to a golf tournament like we were at yesterday, you're going to meet somebody. The only problem is if you go with KP, you've got to explain to her who everybody is. So KP is our producer. Now, mind you, she's the producer of the show, and she does a great job producing the show. The problem is when the producer of the show is getting celebrity guests for the show and has zero idea who any of these people are. What's Jerome Bettis' name? Jerome Bettis. yesterday after we were done with our broadcast is when all the celebrities came out obviously we you know struggled on the show uh we had tony finow and we had uh chris weber chris weber on the show but everybody else that was supposed to be on with us including jerome batiste blew us off listen to this so we hung out for a while i was going to be doing the golfing thing and craig myers which i had a huge shout out to craig myers i love this guy so much craig myers is a he's a Financial guy here in town, Meyers and Associates, I believe it is. It's like in Franklin. They're great people. But Craig took me on this Pro-Am thing, and he's also made a huge donation to Breaking and Entering Christmas Wish, even though, you ready for this? I think I only raised about $1,000 for Breaking and Entering Christmas Wish. That's okay. It's $1,000. I was such a bad golfer yesterday. I was so bad. I was going to get like $2,500 for every birdie I got and like $1,000 for every par. I sucked ass. Well, after the broadcast, we went to the clubhouse where all the celebrities were hanging out. And KP got a chance, ready for this, Mike, to meet Detroit Lions great Barry Sanders. Shut your mouth. Who she said, who's this? What? I did not. Barry Sanders? Barry Sanders. You don't know who Barry Sanders is?

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I don't know who he is, but I don't know who he looks like.

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NBC's Mike Tirico the guy who does the NBC Sunday night game of the week he also does the Olympics he lives in Ann Arbor nicest guy in the world he actually walked up to me and said oh my god man that was a great story that was done on channel four the other night I was like so cool that he

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came up to me to say that she goes is he the valet oh my god and then she did know who dylan larkin was so she did know who red wing dylan larkin was because he was hanging out with some cute guys too he's in my age group yeah she was into him he's in my age she was also into local four uh morning news anchor and gorgeous woman uh ronda walker so ronda you walked right up to you knew who ronda was and this is the funniest where she walked up to ronda and she goes oh my god i mean this is my invitation kp oh my god girl i or that's kind of megan oh my god girl that oh my god i i looked at your social media to see what i should wear and then went out and bought this and kp had like one of those you know like women women always look great golfing they always have these great outfits and stuff it's like a what do they call that thing it's like a

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skirt? Yeah, like a sports skirt and a polo. So cute.

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Yeah, it's like all in one, right?

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Yeah. Well, it wasn't all in one. It was two separate pieces. Oh, it was? Okay. It was all black.

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So she's wearing that thing and we're driving around. We went to go hit golf balls before we went on the golf you know, the 18 holes that we had to do. We ended up running into and got a chance to see Ricky Fowler, the legendary, you know, great golfer. A lot of people think he might win this tournament. I should have just stayed. Justin Thompson. um we we were hitting shots and chipping shots and actually my son Luke was teaching KP how to hit uh to chip shots next to Colin Morikawa who is like you know great golfer I mean I will tell you this the golfers I don't necessarily know who they are but I know who the big celebrities are like Barry Sanders and you know Mike Tirico and stuff well she gets a text message and in the text message it says and it says mama kp it's a text message that says you need to look for a

00:06:55 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 1:

husband right is that exactly what it said she goes one you need to look for a husband and two i highly recommend marrying for money that was what you that was what she said yeah sorry she

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said i highly advise towards she had so many people looking at her that day like it was wild Even Rhonda said that Rhonda's like, oh my god, she is gorgeous

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I had no idea this was even happening And I wish you would have brought this to my attention Because maybe I would have gone up and gotten a husband Did you come away with anybody's one ever yesterday? No I met DMs, like have you been DMing? No, it's been crickets on my end But next time you see somebody looking You gotta wave at me and tell me to look

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It's wild It's wild to watch Like when you were chipping There were people that were looking There was some reality show that was being filmed there Something for E or whatever that they're doing And there were a bunch of guys that were there From that reality show that were doing cameras and stuff And they were all like

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That was because I messed up so bad I missed entirely on my first swing So I think they were trying to get footage for E About doing that

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But it was And I told this to Shannon when Shannon got divorced I said Shannon you know where you gotta go You gotta go to Carl's Golf Land You go to Carl's Golf Land and you act like you just are trying to take up the sport, you'll find some dude. I wouldn't have had to act. You'll have some guy that comes up to you. What is it about golfers, though? Are they just horny? Money. No, I think that the guys, well, I think that more guys golf than women, right? But more women obviously are golfing nowadays. Guys like a woman that likes the sport that they like. So that's kind of cool. You're there. And I think that there's more opportunity. I don't even think the money is a big issue. even though I'm sure that guys that play most sports are more active, right? Then go find a guy that plays pickleball then. That might be the next one. Who knows?

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It's money.

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But I will say this, that if you're somebody that is looking to meet somebody, even if you're a guy looking to meet a woman, there's definitely a lot of women that like golf. Can I call the guy? The guy that I golfed with yesterday is a guy who I never heard of before in my life, and he's like one of the coolest guys ever. And unfortunately he is married Or fortunately for him

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But

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His name is Hank Labioda He is a I know it sounds like he's old right But he's young Labioda Is his name I learned about that in school Wait is that actually You don't know what that is Hank Mojo How are you? Good. Hank, real quick. I want to make sure I pronounced your last name right because I kept calling you Hank. Labiota.

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Labiota.

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Labiota. Hank. Are you Tom?

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Do your viewers know your name's actually Tom?

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Yes, absolutely. Real quick, by the way. These guys were all thinking that your name was the labia. That's what they were thinking.

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Well, that's because of how you said it, though.

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Wait a second.

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Did you ever get that when you were growing up in Florida in school in Orlando?

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I got libido.

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Oh, really? Okay. This guy, by the way, I'm going to say this to you. You want to see what he looks like? Hold on. I'm going to show these guys a picture of what you look like, Hank. This is Hank. Okay. Look, how old are you, Hank? 29. 29 years old. It's far old. Look how, KP, would you be attracted to a man that looks like that?

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Yeah. Maybe if I didn't have my gross mustache going.

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No, no, no, no.

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Wait, if you call it a gross mustache, why do you have it?

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Because I have two kids under two and a half.

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And?

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And I'm tired.

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Okay, I fully understand that.

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Hank, I do have to say this, that I did some research on you after we got done golfing because you were the nicest guy, and I saw how honestly amazing you were, not only to us as we're golfing with you, but people that were walking the course and talking, and the kids especially. And I knew that you were talking about your kids. And I thought to myself, this guy out of all the golfers that are there, like you have a better stash than Ricky Fowler does. But the other the other thing is you should see this guy golf. Don't sleep on this guy. I know everybody's talking about Ricky Fowler and Justin Thompson and all those guys. I think you got a great chance this weekend. But I also want to ask you this. I'm talking to KP, who is our single producer. She's 25 years old. i want you to tell kp and all the female listeners is golf a great place to go pick up a single guy

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oh my god they enhance down they're just a great place to go pick up guys it's like if a guy is looking for a girl they go to a you know a library a grocery store a coffee shop something like that like it's just like you'd be you know in a very target rich environment do i actually have to golf if I go there? No, no. You could just look confused. Okay. I mean, I do that already. Someone will come up and help.

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Is that, so do you find that? I know you're married and you've got your family that goes with you on the road and stuff like this. Do you actually find that some of the single guys that are golfers end up, you know, meeting somebody on a golf course?

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Probably not. I mean, the single guys I know like the, you would probably just rather use a dating dating app. Really?

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Professional golfers use dating apps?

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Oh, yeah. Which ones?

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Wait, yeah, which ones are they on? Which ones are these, you know, million-dollar guys?

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Definitely Bumble. Definitely Bumble. I'm sure some still use Tinder. Are there more than that? Raya? Those are the two that I know of, and I do know that guys use them, and then most of them will pay. pay the service fee to move their location so then they can go ahead and get a head start on

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the next week. Oh, wow. So, girls that are into country, guys. Megan, hold on. He's on my phone,

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but here, say your question because you probably can't hear Megan. She's in Ohio talking. Go ahead.

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Girls that are into country, guys, are buckle bunnies. Girls that are into hockey players

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are puck, and I'm not going to finish. Oh, my gosh. Hold on. Let me stop. Girls that are in the country are buckle bunnies buckle bunnies got girls that are into hockey are puck and we can't say it what what are girls that are into golfers oh i have no idea are they i have no no idea i

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mean i know women are referred to is it wags wife and girlfriend of golfer oh that's okay that's

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good um hank i was telling my wife chelsea last night about golfing with you and how great you were and i told her about how your accommodations that you're staying in right now we won't say where the hotel are not the greatest she offered that if you want to stay in my i have two sons away at school or not living with us anymore i have two rooms that are open if you want to come

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and stay at our house i appreciate it i i will stay at my beautiful marriott for the week i may I may hit a few in Chelsea next year.

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Seriously, you win this. I already told Hank, if he wins this thing this weekend after golfing with me, I was his good luck charm. He's got to fly us down to Florida so we can all go to Disney together. All right.

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We're going to Disneyland.

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Hey, buddy, you were great, man. It was so much fun. Thank you, seriously, for just being kind. And honestly, I looked like I was about to die because I got to golf with him on the back nine, and it was brutal how exhausted I was at that time.

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Yeah, no, we had a good time. The group was great. It was fun.

00:14:41 - 00:14:54 | Speaker 1:

super nice and and i already put a bet on you his odds of winning are 500 to want to put 20 to win ten thousand dollars oh my god there you go if i win if you win i win so win all right

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by the way girls who are into golfers sandbagging all year for you

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Oh, good. What is Girls in the Golfers?

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Gallery Girls.

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Oh. That's what they're called. Gallery Girls. I like that better than my ex. All right. That's interesting. Take care, Hank. Good luck to you, buddy. And by the way, all our listeners need to cheer on Hank. Go and cheer on Hank.

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Yes, please.

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Seriously, he's got a family he needs to support, for God's sakes. We'll talk to you later, buddy. All right. Bye, guys. Really nice guy. We support the labia. Mojo in the morning, what's up, Elise?

00:15:28 - 00:16:08 | Speaker 8:

Hey, Mojo. No, I was just telling Lydia that I totally think that KP is the type of girl that's too hot so that guys won't come up to her. I just remember one time, I just, you know, now I'm married, happily married, but I just remember guys. I mean, I'm not saying that I look like KP at all. Not even close. KP, you are gorgeous. But I just remember talking to my sister, and I remember, I just, guys won't come up to me. They just won't talk to me. And I just remember her saying, like, you're just giving guys too much credit. Like, do you just think they're just going to come up to you? I agree.

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I agree. And I don't know what you look like, but I'm sure you are absolutely beautiful. I know what KP looks like. And I think sometimes it's intimidating probably for guys.

00:16:15 - 00:16:26 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, yes. Yeah. So especially when you look like KP and, you know, you're trying to date and you're like, what's going on? But I think guys just sometimes need a little nudge, you know, maybe like a little luck.

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I think also the thing though Is she kind of has a nerdiness to her That sometimes Gets exposed

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Correct me if I'm wrong I don't think KP knows how attractive she is And I think that's her personality I think I don't think And it's a great personality to have I don't think she walks around like I'm the hottest thing in the world I don't think any point In high school maybe or school or whatever That anybody told her that she's attractive

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Yeah well I will say

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Guys, I feel, like, very hyped up right now.

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I will. Yes. But she's a horrible golfer. Seriously. No joke. She tries to chip one on the green, hit it over, and almost hit a window at the Detroit Golf Club. Jen, what are girls that go and try to get with golfers?

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I think they should be called teabags.

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Now that's good. I like that.

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Thank you.

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