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KP and The Stained Deck
Mojo In The Morning

KP and The Stained Deck

from Mojo In The Morning

October 28, 2024 | 00:08:33 | Leisure

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participation delivery area and charges may vary mojo in the morning kp met a boy and the boy wants to go out with KP, but listen to what the date is that he wants to do.

00:02:03 - 00:02:22 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, he texted me and he said, would you like to stain my deck today? Hey. For a first date? Is this a first date? If you know what I mean. We've never even met before and I'm like, I mean, I like doing that type of stuff so that could be fun. Oh, he's legitimately

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wanting you to stain his deck. I thought that was

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He was staining his deck, and he wanted some assistance, and I'm like, okay. But I do feel like if it wasn't me that he was asking, that he would not have gotten a date. We actually didn't end up going out.

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Hold on one second. The guy asks you out on a date, and the date that he wants to take you to or take you on is he wants you to come over to his house to stain his deck of his house?

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I need a different type. I like blue-collar men. I don't know what it is.

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That's the problem with the country boys you like.

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They like to do, you know, housework as dates, which I don't know.

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Is there something on your dating profile that says you like to DIY and do home projects? Because you do. I do. You do have that on there?

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But I don't think he recalled that. I think he literally just wanted me to help him stay his day. I don't think he was trying to be cute or, you know, look at my interests.

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Okay. Okay. That's a good question. And we should ask this question because this is not just for guys asking women. I bet you there's some women that have asked guys, you know, hey, will you help me do this? Have you ever had a date that asked you to do, like, labor for them for a date? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. And what was it that they asked you to do on the date? Was he going to take you out, like, on a date prior to that? No. This was the actual first date that he was going to do?

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There was no talk about what we were actually going to do as the date, just texting. and then randomly he goes, come over and help me stay in my deck. I don't know if he was trying to be funny or maybe that was like a euphemism for something else. What a terrible idea. Chad, what's up?

00:04:03 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 7:

How you guys doing? I don't know if he sent any deck picks at all. Oh, Jesus. Come on now. Come on. Come on. There you go. Hey, what would you do, Chad, if you were meeting some girl and you were going to take her out and ask her, and she asked you, like, to move? Like, if she said, hey, I can't go out on Saturdays, I'm moving, will you help me? Would you help her? A brand-new just meeting her? Zero chance. Zero? No, no way. How about if she was super hot? What if she was, like, total smoke show? Well, we'd all work it out then, yeah. What time I got to be there? I wonder how many guys with, like, pickup trucks get asked all the time to do physical labor for people, including the girls that they're going to go out on dates with. What's up, Brittany? Hi.

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Hi. I think that KP's potential candidate actually just really wants free assistance.

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on house arrest that's a great point he either wanted he wanted an easy date or he can't leave that would that not be amazing uh rachel what's going on it's mojo in the morning hi

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well i'm kind of embarrassed about this but i am a single woman and i've been alone so i was putting together like a a big coffee table bench thing and i uh couldn't do it so i went on tinder and I found a guy and he thought he was going to get some but really he just came over and put my coffee table together that is so mean oh my god

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did you give him anything other than just something out of the refrigerator

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um no really I yeah I gave him a beer and we chatted but no kisses nothing

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rude

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no no he never called me back We never went out again.

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What's the app that you go on to to find somebody to do work for you?

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Fiverr or some kinds of lists?

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No, Tinder. Tinder, she goes. Hey, Mike, what's happening? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

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Hey, pretty good. How's it going, guys? First time long time. Hey there. Yeah, Mike's on the phone.

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What's going on, buddy?

00:06:18 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 2:

Oh, not too much. You know, I met this chick a few years back and instead of going on a first date, you know, we got on the talk and I mentioned to her that it's a plumbing work And so she asked me if I'd come over and snake her pipes, and that's how we ended up getting together. Snake her pipes. That's our first day.

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By the way, all of these.

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That's such a gross job, too.

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Every one of these things is like the funniest euphemism ever. You know? Oh, yeah. Did you get anything out of it other than just snaking her pipes?

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Oh, yeah. Well, that's where the first day began is we kind of, you know, I tried to help her out with the plumbing work. Because she had some measure work that needed to be on. Ah, there you go. He's got more.

00:07:04 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 1:

Thank you for the call, buddy. I appreciate it. What's going on? Who is this? Hold on. I put two lines together. Jackie, you there?

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Oh, yeah. I'm still here.

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Jackie has an explanation for this. What's the explanation?

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Well, you know how they talk about, there's that book, like, what's your love language when you do the test and everything? Yes. I think as a service, it's his love language. And he thought like, he's just speaking his love language to her. He's like, come on over. Let's just hang out and do stuff together and quality time to together.

00:07:33 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 1:

If you were KP, wouldn't you take that off of your dating profile immediately after having guys ask you for things like that? Bailey, what's up?

00:07:44 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 6:

Hey, so I'm just calling about the, uh, like the date where someone made you do work. So I, um, went on a date with this guy. he didn't say what we were doing but he just said he'll pick me up and we'll find something to do so i dressed all cute and then he brings me to his farm and he's like oh i just have some stuff to do around the farm you can help me out so we were like feeding the cows and like shoveling all this hay and i had worn these cute white boots and i got completely destroyed with like are you kidding me so i was just like okay well definitely not uh because i'm like kp where i like the blue collar guys but i was like all right farm life is uh is not for me oh my god know him for new boots yes i didn't know what we were doing and then we were just walking around the farm tarping things down and he had like chickens that had hatched so there's chicken poo everywhere and it was just like it was a mess i would have so mad boots are more important yeah

00:08:42 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 1:

i i think that these guys but in these girls that are doing this stuff like that is genius though if they could get somebody that would be interested in it now you found yourself a keeper uh what's up charlie hi hey how's it going mojo i'm sorry that last caller's farm is still going what say that what's that what'd you say i said how's it going good morning good morning it's going good buddy hey charlie you had a girl that she asked you to do

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what for a first date uh to paint her room uh she actually picked me up at a bar um and then i went back to her house and we just kind of hung out and she fell she ended up passing out and i just hung out and stayed with her you know through the night and in the morning she asked me

00:09:29 - 00:09:47 | Speaker 1:

if i wanted to paint her room and what did you say to her uh well her room's painted did you get it did you get anything other than paint on your clothes um yeah a little later on

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down the road but uh it that that's done broke off now and i'm gonna tell you something if you're

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if you're a guy or a girl and somebody you know is nice enough to help you do some kind

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of a service like that that's a keeper that's somebody that you gotta at least have around for a little bit yeah not that not that just doing that should get you anything but it probably should get you something right no no i wasn't expecting anything from it anybody can buy a person a meal not everybody can paint a room right charlie right exactly all right thank you

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