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KP was Swiping at Dinner
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KP was Swiping at Dinner

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November 11, 2024 | 00:10:32 | Leisure

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It's Mojo in the morning. We were out all together this weekend, and Lydia wants to call out KP for something that she was doing.

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What did I do?

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KP, it's not what you did. It's what Lydia saw you doing or about to do. and that was

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Lydia sees me do lots of things

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while we were all hanging out together and hanging you were like swiping on dates while we were doing our team dinner together yeah

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that's exactly what she was doing we're all having good conversation we just had this whole seafood platter brought out to us and KP's digging in her crab leg with one of her fingers and I see her other hand turned over it's her phone and she's swiping on hinge and I'm like KP what are you doing that is multitasking

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my finest i was just holding the leg you were eating at the same time that you were swiping

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and that's living your best life that is by the way that that should be a hinge commercial like does hinge do commercials like that should be something like you hinge while you're eating

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you know what i mean no but sometimes i think hinge should be like a facetime video and i should have to see you in the moment of decision no yeah how many people hinge on the toilet

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are you like sitting there doing your thing and hinging uh so wait so kp you when we were there because we were eating at a restaurant in troy in troy michigan and i know you live downtown do you hinge in different areas just to see what the guys look like oh yeah i mean we were in troy

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we were where we were eating was pretty nice so i'm like oh might as well you know do you find match with a couple couple hotties in this bar and you know anybody anybody no unfortunately well Well, I did match with somebody, but I don't think he was from that area, but it was successful. I will say I was having a conversation with somebody who was really hot during show dinner. Yes.

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When you are doing this, when you're hinging, is it called hinging or what are you doing?

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Unhinged.

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You're unhinged?

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You're unhinged.

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When you're doing it, is there a specific area of town or out of town that's the best place to do it? Like where is the best guys or the best girls?

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I'd say the best place to be unhinged is either downtown Detroit or in Royal Oak. Really? Mm-hmm. And where's the worst? Ann Arbor. Really? What's wrong with Ann Arbor? Because all the guys who live in Ann Arbor are like 5'8 and under. I don't know what it is. I am a tall female. That is exactly how tall I am. Short guys in Ann Arbor? I would never have thought that. I don't know. That's interesting. But they are really smart in Ann Arbor. I will say they're all doctors. Short educated guys. Yes.

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Okay.

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They lack in height, they make up in IQ.

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What about when we went out on St. Patrick's Day and we were hanging out in Grand Rapids, did you?

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Yes, Grand Rapids is another hottie spot, I will say. All right.

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I'd love to know, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What were you doing when you were?

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you know uh on tinder or facebook or on uh hinge or bumble or whatever it was what was the craziest thing that you were doing while you were doing it because i would i do know that there's got to be people on the toilet because that's usually the time that i'm looking at my social and so i would guess that that would be the time that you'd be on them and then where's the best place i know you said something off the air when we were doing our pre-show meeting talking about this what city is

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the best city outside of here to match with guys hands down nashville really hands down oh my gosh but that's your type yeah but i feel like it's there's just a lot of hot guys that live in nashville and around nashville i don't know what it is yeah but yes yes i will say my

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type is is that um i've heard chicago i've heard a lot of guys uh say that they go and meet girls in chicago so i don't know if it's maybe just for girls or just for guys or what but um what about you uh zach zach where did you do this were you you left us for some girls that night was what

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was going on uh i i was uh i was moving to downtown detroit and i needed to break in my bed oh wait did you move already uh for yeah some most of my stuff yeah interesting so so you're

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in your place and everything's there good there yeah everything's everything's great now all right did where'd you meet uh the girl that you were hanging out with the other night tinder let's go

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Hey, and where's she from? Livonia.

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Okay, Livonia not a bad place. Second date update. Will there be a second date?

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This has been the fifth or sixth date.

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Yeah, doing well. Wait, that's amazing.

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That is actually interesting. So for relationships, relationships is where you want to go. Livonia. Livonia, I bonia. Yes, that's a good place. um texters are texting in this morning and they are all saying that uh troy where kp was is a great place that's actually not a bad place uh for picking up guys i would think that that's also what that's a affluent oakland county neighborhood i don't know i would think that uh if you're looking for guys you want them to be fairly close to where you are because you

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don't want to be traveling a lot right i mean i guess it depends on what you're looking for If you're looking to smash that night Then you want your proximity Probably be a little closer to where you are If you're not willing to travel

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Can somebody tell me the algorithms of this thing What was that word The algae rhythms Can somebody tell me Is it based on where you live Or where you are at that moment too It is at that moment Okay so it's not so it's based Okay you live there whatever the deal is So that does I guess it's like the moment Okay that's interesting um i feel like that's how i should be why could you want to go meet him now i mean i'm not prepared

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i got a crab leg in my hand i feel like well i mean see i'm i'm still confused because my mind still to this day regardless of how many success stories in terms of the length of relationship i still feel like tinder is the app to smash and i know people have gotten married on there i know there have been long lasting relationships but my mind is just stuck on with the i feel like the app was originally built on so when i think of people getting on twinder when i think people are getting on tinder it's in the moment i'm where i'm at right now i need to know where you at so we can meet and you know break a bed in right is it yeah i mean honestly literally i

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haven't uh tried other apps but you might get more classier people outside of tinder so girls by the

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way are calling out right now girls say uh for for them to match novi is good uh also got a couple here that say down river is the best and this i think this is a guy the girls there are are hot um toledo is getting called out right now hey a lot of people in toledo this person says they go to uh cleveland and uh try to pick up the big city i guess i don't know um grand rapids would be oh here you go uh i'm 24 years old and grand rapids is loaded with 20 to 30 year olds that i would see that a lot of people like move either go there for college or moving there after school uh voices guys initial c i would love to know what the reasoning is after you tell me your

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story but what's going on what's your area so i used to drive for lyft and um whenever i would like drop people off or pick them up in like the fancy rich neighborhoods little subdivisions i would set like my tender parameters to like one mile and i would just like sit there and wait for I would just swipe, swipe, swipe as fast as I could.

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Okay, so what areas are we talking about? Can you call out the rich areas?

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Super fancy areas like in Bloomfield Hills, Northville, like all of my, literally, people tell the houses are like 500 plus thousand.

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Why are you voice disguised right now? Who are you afraid is going to hear you?

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Somebody that I swiped on.

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Oh, okay. They'd probably say, hey.

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I recognize her. I would think that that would be one of those ones where, and I guess obviously you're looking for somebody that you're not going to have to pay their bills, but I would think that you would find somebody just to find somebody. Like I always look like fate is fate. You know what I mean?

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People think it's like weird. Like, why are you doing it specifically in the rich neighborhood?

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It's like, come on now. Y'all know why we're doing it in the rich neighborhood. Yeah, but once you date a very rich person, it's very awkward. It's actually the worst.

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What do you mean?

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You feel like you can't keep up. You feel like a lead. It's not fun.

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Is it bad dating rich?

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Yes. If you're not in the same close to bracket, it becomes very uncomfortable.

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What about that, C? What do you think?

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I never got serious enough with one to get all into it. We just went on fun dates and all that. You know what? That's the right way to do it, though.

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just get pregnant and then you get money for life oh yeah i feel like if you're it's probably easier

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if you'll go digger oh my god that's where we're crossing the line on today's show got it kp kp was

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at somerset collection on the rich people's side doing this i walked in the other day and people

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were walking up to the windows like don't you walk in here and i was like wasn't planning on it

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i know i don't belong brandon what's going on um if you're like kp and like country the best place to look when you're in Grand Rapids is Rockford or Canaanford.

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Write that down, Kiki. It's got to end in Ferd.

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Madeline, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning.

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Good morning. I was going to say Chicago is the best place just because of all the people who are financially steady. They know how to handle their money.

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I don't know if they're financially steady. They're paying high rent.

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Dude, I was in Chicago going, please, please.

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What's up, Caitlin?

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hi it's mojo in the morning hi good morning i just wanted to give a tip uh if you're looking for an athlete you might want to swipe outside the stadiums oh go anywhere like that okay wait they're actually looking like literally right there in the locker room after the game

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hey caitlin that would be wild we're talking about also uh what was the craziest thing you were doing while you're swiping have you ever swiped on the toilet i did you know i was a tinder queen for a while really so you're pushing you're pushing them out and doing it at the same time huh uh yeah you know hey swiping and wiping

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hey everyone it's the jonas brothers this week on the podcast hey jonas we're hanging out with michael buble after kevin's recent interesting confession about michael we figured there's

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only one thing to do we must invite michael buble on the podcast and we want to know what's on his

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sexy time playlist you know i did an interview and they're like have you heard about this jonas And they were like, what did you think of it? And I was like, well, I mean, it's reciprocal. We talk about Kevin's confession, Michael's reaction, and a whole lot more. Our conversation with Michael Bublé is out now. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I talk to composer Mark Shaman. It's about the hang. It's the pleasure of hanging out with the people that you're with. You know, Rob and I was always a great hang. And director Morgan Neville.

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Film school teaches you all the wrong things about making documentary. What do you want to say? Documentary is all about your ear. What do you hear? I feel like my job is listening really, really hard.

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Listen to Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Yes, because I have questions, and I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that, and I still need to know why my poop's been green.

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We've got actual people answering these exact questions. Listen to Bill and Juliana.

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