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KP's Gram Think She's A Man
Mojo In The Morning

KP's Gram Think She's A Man

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April 4, 2023 | 00:10:48 | Leisure

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Moto Casino. America's social casino. All right. Mojo in the morning. KP is our producer. For those that don't know who she is, KP, she grew up in the area here. She lives with her grandparents. her grandma and grandpa, they winter in Florida, summer in Michigan, and she gets the house to herself during the wintertime, and they're going to be home soon. But then, realistically, KP, you're never alone at home because guess what they have at their home? They have cameras in

00:03:07 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 4:

every crevice, in every corner of this house. Watching the granddaughter. So on the inside, why um well they have it unarmed on the inside for my quote-unquote privacy so i still am not gonna walk around in my negligee but like you hate yeah lived with their grandparents way too long but um no so i uh it's so funny though my grandma is adorable and i've been getting quite a bit of amazon packages and she keeps the outside cameras on sure and i feel like she watches these cameras like a guard dog like she does she get a notification every time there's movement or something there's a leaf blows she's like and the other day I was getting an Amazon package and um my grandma is starts frantically calling me she's like Kristen Kristen lock your door that's my name by the way she doesn't call me KP um oh wait I've said to you I want to call you

00:04:07 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 6:

Kristen on the show and you said no you like KP better but yet your grandma gets to call you that

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You're not in that ring, that circle yet. Oh, okay.

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All right.

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Oh, wow.

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I'm working my way towards it.

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Yeah, so she calls me. She's like, Kristen, lock your doors. There's a man. There's a man at the front door. And I'm like, Graham, Graham, Graham, Graham. It's like, all right, all right, I'll go. I'll lock my doors. And I will look at the camera, take a look. And she's like, he's stealing your packages. He's stealing. There's a pile, and he's stealing. And I'm like, okay, okay, I'll look. and I look at my camera and the recordings and I'm like oh my goodness that's me no she thought you were dude that's me wait what were you wearing I don't know I was wearing like this outfit I always wear a hat like everywhere I go I've got a hat on I looked like

00:05:00 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 2:

kind of hunched I don't know what's going on with me right now but I like I looked like death to be honest I look like like not to say men look like death but like I looked like so it's in that's

00:05:15 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 3:

interesting because there have been a couple of times where you have said things on the radio that some people have mistaken for your voice being so deep that they thought you were a guy and with your voice, the way your voice sounds.

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Yeah, it's already hard enough that I have that and then seeing myself look like a man does not help with my confidence at all. Well, I don't know. I need to get over it.

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But I bet you that this happens, though, to a lot of people vocally, more so than probably looks-wise.

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I get it.

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Yeah. I get it sometimes where people will say, you know, call me sir.

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And it's funny, though, whenever I'm stressed or going through something, And you don't put on makeup like when you're – I don't at least put on makeup when I'm short on time and whatnot.

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Did you have your hair tucked into your hat? I had my hair in a bun, like a bun behind my head.

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And this happens in the studio sometimes, like even Mojo, you'll look at me and you'll go, KP, did you not get enough sleep last night? Well, listen. Oh, no. I'm like, I just don't have my face on. I'm sorry.

00:06:23 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 3:

No, it wasn't. Honestly, you better answer that honestly Because now you're going to throw me under the bus with everybody else Straight up You actually did say you did not get enough sleep You were tired

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That's every night

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Well, I understand that Because I've been getting on her about I need her to go to sleep a little earlier Because sometimes she does stay up a little early Oh, that's different

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It's okay, Mojo does give me lots of compliments That's right You're the greatest sounding guy I've ever heard Thank you I love you I love you. Thank you very much, Mojo.

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I have actually had it where I've mistaken somebody because I've done the thing, and I don't know if anybody's ever done this before, where you're driving down the street and off in the distance, you'll see somebody walking, and you always go, oh, I wonder if that person, they look attractive. They've got nice, gorgeous, long, blonde hair, and I love blondes, hence my wife, Chelsea. And I'm driving, I'm driving, I'm driving, and then I look, and it looks like Kid Rock. It's like a dude walking down And his hair is like flowing in the wind And I'm like, wow I got caught on that one 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 Alright, I want to ask this question Because vocally I think this would be funny Who listening to the show Has had what has happened to KP And happened to Shannon Happened to them Where people have called you sir But yet you are a woman yeah you are or vice versa by the way or yeah there are there are men who have higher pitched voices sure you know i feel i feel seen finally thank you um eight eight four four mojo live eight four four six six five six five four eight i always i always love uh loved when spike would do the phone scams and they would uh do that where the person would go uh thank you ma'am

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yeah brought back some laughs this happened to a friend of mine too uh when i lived in the sorority house at oakland this friend of ours was staying the night on the couch and we had no idea that it was her and all of the roommates were commenting on the group chat saying who is the man sleeping on the couch and it was literally our friend and it was the funniest thing ever because she woke up to these chats like guys it's just me and i'm not a guy

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mojo in the morning show 844 mojo live hello good morning oh i gotta pick up uh this line

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right here that one d diana yes how you doing hey good thank you uh good morning uh first time

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caller long time listener good morning love you for that so so you're calling for the topic of

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uh sounding like a sir let's well actually kind of yeah kind of to piggyback on that my husband had a friend uh don who had beautiful gorgeous blonde hair they were driving in a pickup truck and they had the windows down the hair was his hair was billowing out the window my husband said he could see this guy next to him trying to catch him wanted to check him out so my husband and let him and when he got up there and done turned he had you know facial hair by the way was that me

00:09:44 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 3:

don is the most beautiful man in the world i just want you to know that uh what's going on christine hi good morning mojo good morning what's up

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So, um...

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I had my sex on my driver's license that I was a man for over 20 years. Wait. What? Explain this. So I didn't know it, and I never realized it, because who looks at the sex on their driver's license, right? Right, right. And it wasn't until the newer ones came out about 10 years ago, when they revamped them, that I had to update my driver's license, and I was going out someplace, and they took my driver's license, And they were like, you know, your driver's license says you're a man. And I went, what? And I looked, and lo and behold, it says that. So I went back to the Secretary of State's office, and they were like, we don't change that. We only change that when you change your name. I changed my name from my maiden name to my first married name in 94. This was like 2009. Oh, my gosh.

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Wait, so did you mistakenly check a wrong box?

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no so the only time they told me that the only time that that box becomes available to for them to do anything is is when you change your name oh okay so there was a mix-up so there was a mix-up

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and they screwed the whole thing up okay dan what's happening hey i uh i was at home depot

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the other day and i had to get some trim pieces for my office and i uh this lady i was having trouble with the tape measure cutting the trim and she walked up and grab her this person walked up and grabbed it and held it up and i was like cut the board i'm like thanks dude and she didn't

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even turn around she's like i'm not a dude i'm a chick oh no what never even turn around and then

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i'm checking out and she's coming in with two other guys and she was talking to the guys they met her at the door and they're coming in she's like yeah and then this guy thought i was a dude

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and i was like uh yeah that was me oh you at least owned up to it though to her that's that's nice

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what's up joe hello hi what's going on so when i was in high school i was a late bloomer so i had a really high-pitched voice and i worked at taco bell drive-thru and every time someone would come up they would say i would say hello welcome to talk about me take your order and they would say yes ma'am i would like this this and that right yeah it happened all the time and it didn't even bother me until my manager started calling me josephine

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hi jane how you doing i'm good so i was walking out of a restaurant and i had really short hair

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at the time and as i walked out the door i slipped and fell and a gentleman behind me grabbed me around by the chest so he's holding on to my breast and says oh i'm so sorry sir let me help you up as he's grabbing my chest i turned to look at him and he's like oh my god i'm so sorry man and he proceeds to drop me on the floor because he realized oh oh god yeah my husband turns around and is like why is this man holding you up by the breast and i'm kind of like i just fell and then i fell again it was wonderful oh no oh god

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