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WVKS Toledo Three great stations One stupid show This is Mojo in the Morning Live This is Mojo in the Morning This is Mojo in the Morning Mojo

And the Rockets Red Glam This is like an orgasm in a pop Showtime All right. Mojo in the morning. KP is our producer. For those that don't know who she is, KP, she grew up in the area here. She lives with her grandparents. Her grandma and grandpa, they winter in Florida, summer in Michigan, and she gets the house to herself during the wintertime, and they're going to be home soon. But then, realistically, KP, you're never alone at home because guess what they have at their home?

They have cameras in every crevice, in every corner of this house. Watching the granddaughter. So on the inside, why? Well, they have it unarmed on the inside for my quote-unquote privacy. So I still am not going to walk around in my negligee.

You have lived with their grandparents way too long.

It's so funny, though. My grandma is adorable, and I've been getting quite a bit of Amazon packages, and she keeps the outside cameras on. Sure. And I feel like she watches these cameras like a guard dog. Does she get a notification every time there's movement or something? Every time there's a leaf blows, she's like... And the other day, I was getting an Amazon package, And my grandma starts frantically calling me. She's like, Kristen, Kristen, lock your door. That's my name, by the way. She doesn't call me KP.

Oh, wait. I've said to you, I want to call you Kristen on the show. And you said, no, you like KP better. But yet your grandma gets to call you that?

She's not in that ring, that circle yet. Oh, okay.

All right. Oh, wow. I'm working my way towards it.

Yeah, so she calls me. She's like, Kristen, lock your door. There's a man. There's a man at the front door. And I'm like, Graham, Graham, Graham, Graham. It's like, all right, all right, I'll go. I'll lock my doors. And I will look at the camera, take a look. And she's like, he's stealing your packages. He's stealing. There's a pile. And he's stealing. And I'm like, OK, OK, I'll look. And I look at my camera and the recordings. And I'm like, oh, my goodness. That's me. No. She thought you were doing it? That's me. Wait, what were you wearing? I don't know. I was wearing, like, this outfit. I always wear a hat. Like, everywhere I go, I've got a hat on. I look, like, kind of hunched. I don't know what's going on with me right now. But I, like, I look like death, to be honest. I look like, like, not to say men look like death, but, like, I look like death. I look like death.

Exactly. So that's interesting because there have been a couple of times where you have said things on the radio that some people have mistaken for your voice being so deep that they thought you were a guy with your voice the way your voice sounds.

Yeah, it's already hard enough that I have that, and then seeing myself look like a man does not help with my confidence at all. Well, I don't know. I need to get over it.

But I bet you that this happens, though, to a lot of people vocally, more so than probably looks-wise. I get it. I get it sometimes where people will say

call me sir

and it's funny though whenever I'm stressed or going through something and you don't put on makeup I don't at least put on makeup when I'm short on time and what not

did you have your hair tucked into your hat? I had my hair in a bun

and this happens in the studio sometimes even Mojo you'll look at me and you'll go KP did you not get enough sleep last night? well listen I just don't have my face on. I'm sorry.

No, it wasn't. Honestly, you better answer that honestly because now you're going to throw me under the bus with everybody else. You actually did say you did not get enough sleep. You were tired.

That's every night.

Well, I understand that. Because I've been getting on her about I need her to go to sleep a little earlier because sometimes she does stay up a little early. Oh, that's different. It's okay.

Moja does give me lots of compliments. that's right we we know that you're the greatest sounding guy i've ever heard thank you i love you i love you thank you very much mojo um i have actually i have actually had it where

i've mistaken somebody because i was i've done the thing and i don't know if anybody's ever done this before where you're driving down the street and off in the distance you'll see somebody walking and you always you will you know go oh i wonder if that person's you know they look attractive They got nice, gorgeous, long, blonde hair, and I love blondes, you know, hence my wife, Chelsea. And I'm driving, I'm driving, I'm driving, and then I look, and it looks like Kid Rock. It's like a dude walking down, and his hair is like flowing in the wind, and I'm like, wow! I got caught on that one. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. All right, I want to ask this question, because vocally I think this would be funny. who listening to the show has had what has happened to kp and happened to shannon happened to them where people have called you sir but yet you are a woman yeah you are or vice versa by the

way or yeah there are there are men who have higher pitched voices sure you know i feel

I feel seen, finally. Thank you. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I always love when Spike would do the phone scams and they would do that, where the person would go, thank you, ma'am. Brought back some laughs.

This happened to a friend of mine, too.

lived in the sorority house at oakland this friend of ours was staying the night on the couch and we had no idea that it was her and all of the roommates were commenting on the group chat saying who is the man sleeping on the couch and it was literally our friend and it was the funniest thing ever because she woke up to these chats like guys it's just me and i'm not a guy

mojo in the morning show 844 mojo live hello good morning oh i gotta pick up uh this line right here that one d deanna yeah how you doing hey good thank

you uh good morning uh first time caller long time listener good morning love you for that

so so oh you're calling for the topic of uh sounding like a sir let's well actually kind

of yeah kind of to piggyback on that my husband had a friend uh don who had beautiful gorgeous blonde hair they were driving in a pickup truck and they had the windows down the hair was his hair was billowing out the window my husband said he could see this guy next to him trying to catch him wanted to check him out so my husband closed down and let him and when he got up there and done turned he had you know facial hair beard by the way was that me

Don is the most beautiful man in the world. I just want you to know that. What's going on, Christine?

Hi. Good morning, Mojo.

Good morning. What's up?

So I had my sex on my driver's license that I was a man for over 20 years. Wait. What? Explain this. So I didn't know it, and I never realized it, Because who looks at the sex on their driver's license, right? Right. And it wasn't until the newer ones came out about 10 years ago when they revamped them that I had to update my driver's license. And I was going out someplace, and they took my driver's license. And they were like, you know, your driver's license says you're a man. And I went, what? And I looked, and lo and behold, it says that. So I went back to the Secretary of State's office, and they were like, we don't change that. We only change that when you change your name. I changed my name from my maiden name to my first married name in 94. This was like 2009. Oh, no.

Wait, so did you mistakenly check a wrong box?

No. So the only time they told me that the only time that that box becomes available for them to do anything is, is when you change your name.

Oh, okay.

So there was a mix-up somewhere.

So there was a mix-up, and they screwed the whole thing up. Okay. Dan, what's happening?

Hey, I was at Home Depot the other day, and I had to get some trim pieces for my office. And this lady, I was having trouble with the tape measure, cutting the trim, and she walked up and grabbed her. This person walked up and grabbed it and held it, and I was like, cut the board. I'm like, thanks, dude. And she didn't even turn around. She's like, I'm not a dude. I'm a chick

Oh no What?

Never even turned around And then I'm checking out And she's coming in with two other guys And she was talking to the guys They met her at the door And they're coming in She's like yeah And then this guy thought I was a dude And I was like Ah yeah that was me

Oh you at least owned up to it though To her That's nice What's up Joe?

Hello

Hi what's going on?

So when I was in high school I was a late bloomer So I had a really high-pitched voice. And I worked at Taco Bell Drive-Thru, and every time someone would come up, I would say, hello, welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order? And they would say, yes, ma'am, I would like this, this, and that, right? It happened all the time, and it didn't even bother me until my manager started calling me Josephine.

Oh, no.

No, I was like, you bastard.

Hi, Jane, how you doing?

I'm good. So I was walking out of a restaurant, and I had really short hair at the time. And as I walked out the door, I slipped and fell. And a gentleman behind me grabbed me around by the chest. So he's holding on to my breast and says, oh, I'm so sorry, sir. Let me help you up. As he's grabbing my chest. I turned to look at him, and he's like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry, man. and he proceeds to drop me on the floor because he realized he was holding me on the floor. Oh, oh, God, yeah. My husband turns around and is like, why is this man holding you up by the breath? And I'm kind of like, I just fell. And then I fell again. It was wonderful.

Oh, no. Oh, God.

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