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KP's Gym Stalker Ate Sh*t
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KP's Gym Stalker Ate Sh*t

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May 11, 2023 | 00:10:09 | Leisure

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Oh, KP, what did you see yesterday at the gym when you were working out?

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So, okay, I went to go run on the treadmill for like 45 minutes. And it was kind of empty. There was nobody around me. And, of course, this dude that walks in has to pick the treadmill that's right next to me. Oh, my God. It's always the case.

00:02:19 - 00:02:26 | Speaker 6:

How many open treadmills were there between you? So there was definitely room for him to go do something else.

00:02:26 - 00:02:29 | Speaker 8:

Yes, there was room for him to have his own little, oh my gosh, the Kleenex.

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Oh my God, it's, wait, stop for a second. Wait a second. Stop for one second because I want to hear the story. They didn't bring a box of Kleenex. I thought it was like one box. Guys, they brought a box, like a box that you get. Like Costco run.

00:02:42 - 00:02:53 | Speaker 7:

I have no idea. There's, look, it says 20 in the box. I'm not joking when I say this. It's 7,200 sheets of tissue. Oh, perfect. Spring is here.

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Oh, my God.

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That's got to be J.E.

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You think so?

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Yeah.

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I don't know if it's...

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Oh, there's a card.

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I don't know if it was... If it was J.E.

00:03:02 - 00:03:18 | Speaker 7:

Oh, no, there's a card. What does it say? It says... Oh, my God. Okay, it says, Lower Huron Professional Cleaning Supplies. Abe Charour is the VP. Lower Huron Professional Cleaning Surprise. Thank you.

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Oh, my God. That is so funny. They brought in.

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www.lowerhuron.co. Not .com, .co. Lowerhuron.co.

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Listen, and can I say. This is great. Can I also say this real quick? And then I want to get back to this story because I want to talk about the perv that you encountered at the gym. that I've been getting text messages too from friends who were like the most unbelievably beautiful human beings. Like Laura, who works at Eddie's.

00:03:48 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 7:

Eddie's Gourmet in Oak Park.

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And can I just read you hers?

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I love her.

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Laura is the greatest human being ever. She's a young mom who is at a Naughty Mom's Night Out, one of our last ones. And she is a server over at Eddie's Gourmet. and I'm going to say this about her. She's one of the kindest hearted people I know. She says, I love you, Mojo. You had me tearing up and crying, getting ready for work today. I too lost my mom now eight years, so I know exactly what you're saying and feeling. Mother's Day is always the worst for me, but knowing I have a wonderful guardian angel watching over us and the kids gets me through just a little. And so I thought that that was so sweet because she's always been so sweet to us. And it's wild because I know she knows the blessings of having children, but it's tough for you because you don't have your mom. So now back to the pervy guy at the gym. So KP, you're at the gym. You're on the treadmill.

00:04:52 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 8:

And normally I'm in the women's only room. Luckily, my gym has a room where it's just females, and I love that. And you could just, you know, do your thing.

00:05:00 - 00:05:03 | Speaker 1:

I would feel so left out as a guy walking in there that I don't get chances.

00:05:03 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 2:

You know, I thought about that, too. They don't have their own room. But then again, they commandeer the whole gym anyway and camp out at the squat rack.

00:05:09 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 1:

Do you think they have a women's only room for the guy that did what he did to you by going right next to you when there's open locations?

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You know, I don't mind if someone's using the treadmill next to me. But if there's a whole row of treadmills that aren't being used, then it becomes an issue, especially when you do this. And he was right next to me And I could kind of feel him His presence there I had headphones in listening to a podcast And I look over because This man is walking Backwards on the treadmill On an incline And I'm really not sure How he did that I pray he doesn't get shin splints But also That was really dumb because I just He flew

00:05:53 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 3:

He flew off that treadmill Oh, forward, though.

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Oh, yeah, because he's going backwards.

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So he's like, and I'm like. I have always wanted to see, I've seen the TikToks of the guy that looks at the girl walking by and then ends up rolling off of the thing. Oh, my God.

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How do you recover from that?

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Like, how?

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Did he get up and look at you?

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He walked away. Oh, yeah. I think he went somewhere else.

00:06:21 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 1:

He went to the women's only room. He was like trying to get away as fast as he possibly can Oh my god

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Oh man I felt terrible How do you like What is more embarrassing being the person that has it happened to Like

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Honestly

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Or are you watching that and having like second hand embarrassment

00:06:37 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 1:

I would bet that he didn't even know that he was hurt Until he was done with the thing Because I would bet you that he was so His pride hurt him more than his body hurt him You know what he was doing

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He was looking at you And not paying attention to what he was doing

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That was so weird

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If I'm in a gym First off, I've never really Going in a gym

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Let's just pause on that

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I go to Planet Fitness For the free pizza and bagels And all the rest of those things But I actually, believe it or not The last two weeks I've been to Planet Fitness Twice For the purpose of just sitting in one of the massage chairs just so i can actually not have to to do anything but and not have to go home early but um so if you're in a if you're in a gym and you see all these open treadmills and you get to the girl next to you you have to look like who's the hottest male celebrity right now who's the guy that you would absolutely go crazy for harry styles chris hemsworth chris hemsworth yeah Shannon, she's going to say Wes, her fiancé.

00:07:52 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 4:

No, I would say, but you're going to make fun of me. But you know I love him. Jason Bateman. All right, Jason Bateman. Jason Bateman. You would have to be. Stanley Tucci. Yeah.

00:08:01 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 1:

Michael B. Jordan. All right. Michael B. Jordan. You would have to either look or be like one of these people. I'd get the ick. For you to not. You couldn't do it. You cannot go to the one next door.

00:08:12 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 2:

It gives me such anxiety. I don't care what you look like. If you're walking backwards on a treadmill, that is the ick. That is the ultimate ick.

00:08:18 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 1:

Well, that definitely, but also if you're the person just going this.

00:08:21 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 4:

It's not even about the walking backwards. I don't care what you're doing on the treadmill, but you are so close to me, and there were 10 other options.

00:08:27 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 1:

Are there any women that are listening to the show that have ever had that where you were in a gym, and somebody was like, just guy creepy?

00:08:34 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 4:

And the worst is, I'm usually scrolling on my phone if I'm walking on the treadmill, and I don't like when I know that I can feel them looking at what I'm looking at on my phone. Exactly.

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Well, I don't even have the coordination to look at my phone when I'm on the treadmill. I actually think that's so impressive. Megan, you just said it in front. But I'm not running. I'm walking at an incline, so I'm slow. So do I. And I try to read books, can't follow the words. Megan, you've got to do TikTok. But then you're, oh, okay.

00:09:01 - 00:09:05 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. You're right. You're right. No, that's how I get through 45 minutes of running on the treadmill.

00:09:05 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. I'm usually the guy holding the bars that are in front of me. And I know you're not supposed to. I know you're supposed to, like, it's a total cheater thing. but i'm holding them and i'm the whole time i'm holding them because i know that for one moment i daydream and all of a sudden it's like boom i'm gonna be gone off of this wait but how okay

00:09:24 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 3:

sometimes okay so i do that um what is it the 12 3 30 or whatever yes okay so that's what i do how do you do that without holding on i try i don't like hold on like hold my body weight up hold on but if i don't have like a finger on the thing i'm falling off my equilibrium is if you do If you do that, you're fine. I turned 30.

00:09:42 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 4:

You're not supposed to put all your weight on it.

00:09:43 - 00:09:52 | Speaker 3:

I can't balance to save my life anymore. I truly don't know what happened to my inner ear, but it's gone. It said not anymore. Clearly, KP's boyfriend can't balance either.

00:09:54 - 00:09:56 | Speaker 1:

Amanda, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. Hi.

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Hi. I actually have this happen to me all the time.

00:10:00 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 9:

But most recently, I was on the second from last treadmill, and it was empty in there. There were about 20 open ones, and this weird woman started walking over toward me, and I was in my head like, please don't, and she got on the treadmill right next to me instead of all these other ones, and then I felt so uncomfortable. After about 10 minutes, I wiped it down and moved about 12 spots down, and then her friend joined her and got on the treadmill, I was on.

00:10:26 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, and then made it closer to you?

00:10:28 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 9:

Yeah, she won't know. They stayed where they were at, but she wanted me to get off that treadmill and move so her friend could have that. Wow.

00:10:37 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 8:

Oh, I see what she did there. That's the thing. Maybe that is the deal. Those were her lucky men. Well, the problem is when I was at Planet in Canton a couple of weeks back, there was a guy that when I got on a treadmill just to kind of take some video with Dr. Darius, guy was like looking at me and giving me where it looks. I'm like, why is this guy giving me where it looks? and I thought for sure he hated our show and stuff. That was his treadmill that every single night he goes to,

00:11:02 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 7:

and he wanted it.

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I mean, that is a thing.

00:11:03 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 7:

I don't mind the treadmills. It's when it happens in the urinals. Like when it happens, you're in a urinal bathroom, and there's 8 million urinals there, and they go to the one right next to you, I instantly get stage fright. It's his lucky urinal, Mike.

00:11:16 - 00:11:35 | Speaker 8:

You guys don't know what that's like, though, but honestly, there's nothing really dividing you between you. I get called out by my son Luke for doing that. He says that I do that when we walk into a public restroom I'm like yeah because you're my son And he goes I still don't want anybody next to me Like it's an open bathroom Why do you have to come like right next to me Hi Sarah

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Hi how are you

00:11:37 - 00:11:44 | Speaker 8:

Good we're talking about the creepy guy that took a little fly We should see by the way if they have security cameras That we can actually

00:11:44 - 00:11:55 | Speaker 10:

Yeah that's a little strange I just wanted to add my husband Was prescribed walking on a treadmill Backwards on an incline As physical therapy for his knee

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oh he's gonna have to get more physical therapy when he wait was it him you think it was him no

00:12:01 - 00:12:04 | Speaker 10:

no he he does his creepy things in the basement of our own house

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