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KP's Relationship Test
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KP's Relationship Test

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February 3, 2025 | 00:14:53 | Leisure

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All right, it is Mojo on the Morning Show. KP had a relationship test over the weekend.

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She's on crutches this morning. Did you guys... She's on a crutch. A single crutch. A single crutch. I felt too extra with both. What did you do? What happened to you? Well, I went skiing. I went to Traverse City, Shush Mountain, and I met up with some friends. This is the first time I've ever been skiing and my worst fear happened i went down on the hill and i fell and my ski got caught and did not release so when i fell i twisted over my skis and destroyed my knee destroyed my knee i could not get down the hill so they had to call ski patrol to toboggan me down the hill to the first aid which was so embarrassing i look like a corpse i'm not kidding you was it dead body coming down the hill was it was it was very fun until i almost aiden hutchinson myself no i meant the toboggan ride uh no it was mortifying and i'm so glad they covered me in

00:03:04 - 00:03:11 | Speaker 4:

a blanket because it just looked so extra how soon after uh after you started this did you get

00:03:11 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 3:

this was the first time you're going down yeah no no first and only down the hill a few times you

00:03:16 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 4:

went down at least so you at least caught wind of what it's like to ski yes are you a skier i'm not

00:03:21 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 3:

a skier our family did not grow up skiing she said this was her first time okay this is not a good first um but going down the actual hill it was i was terrified i was pretty good at pizzaing pretty good at breaking french french pizza french pizza i don't know how to fall that's how you stop

00:03:38 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 4:

so how is this a relationship test explain that to me because this was supposed to be the trip

00:03:43 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 3:

where zach meets my best friend jenna and her boyfriend and he did explain who zach is for Zach is the guy that I've been seeing. He's almost my boyfriend. So at this point, I think it's official with what he did for me this weekend. He had to take care of me the entire weekend. After I fell and they tobogganed me down the hill, they took me to first aid. He met me there, picked me up, carried me to the car, took me to the emergency room, got the x-rays. We waited there for a couple hours. He was wheel tearing me all around and then carrying me back to the car. and then i could not walk so i couldn't go to the toilet on my own and this is the ultimate relationship test when you can't you can't bend and you can't squat and i can't like lean over to take my pants off so he had to take my pants off and sit me on the toilet wait how long have you guys been seeing each other it hasn't it hasn't even been two months man for five five weeks yeah and he's literally helping me take the crap at a certain point did you really think about just like going in your pants no because then he'd have to wipe it up oh no because everything i felt like wow this this is why going you have to go on trips with people that you trust because I was immobile because of this trip and this person was in charge of taking care of me and had he not been a good partner or someone that I thought was a good person to rely on I would be crapping my pants and not having anybody to help so yeah that was like the ultimate relationship test and he is he took care of me on Friday when I was really sick and And then when we went up north on Saturday, I was just trying to get through the weekend, and then this happened. So it was like a double whammy at once, and he was the best. And let's not forget, two weekends ago, he took care of you after you had that face treatment and blew up like a balloon. I had a face treatment. It was like a laser, and my face looked like I got stung by 800 bees, and he took care of me then. So he's only known me five weeks, and he's taken care of me twice.

00:05:53 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 2:

Do you think he's getting the hint that this is what a relationship with you is going to be like?

00:05:57 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 3:

I'd be nervous. Yeah, I know. I'm like, am I showing him all the worst sides of me?

00:06:01 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 2:

There's a couple of things that I caught on with this one here. And by the way, anybody ever go away with somebody on a date thing and injure themselves or you got injured and they had to take care of you or you had to take care of them? Because there is something like you're stuck. Like there's like it's not like it's this is all great vacation that we planned. And I now got a, did he have to clean your ass and all?

00:06:26 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 3:

No, I could have use of my hands.

00:06:28 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 2:

Okay, you had to, okay. But there's a couple of things I'm thinking with this. Number one, you test him in his sympathy that he has for you. But at some point, this guy's got to realize this is a lot. Holy cow. But also then secondly, you learn a lot about a person by how they deal with pain or illness. Yes. And if a person is a whiner when they're dealing with it or kind of like requiring you to, like, take care of everything and can't take care of themselves, that could be bad, too. Like, you have to be really careful. Like, it's not like your mom taking care of you. Your mom will do anything for you. You know what I mean? The guy you met five weeks ago may go, you know what? I don't know if I've had enough of this.

00:07:14 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 1:

you know and what i like about this because you got to know yourself and i know there are moments where i have suggested that their level of pain wasn't what i thought it should have been and that's a problem when you're in dire need but i don't think it's that serious so that's the type of care i give you to know that he didn't approach it in that way but was exactly what you

00:07:38 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 3:

needed and gives hope for this he was that and more and i'm the type of person who i i do not like the idea of even being on a crutch i'm mortified to be on a crutch right now and so to have someone that's now responsible for taking care of me is so embarrassing to me and the way he was towards me was almost like he was he was treating me like my injury was worse than it was in a way so i felt like he he was going above and beyond and was very helpful and empathetic and i almost felt like man i i wish i had broken my leg because this is how you're treating me you're you're You're treating me like I'm more injured than I actually am.

00:08:14 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 2:

Do you, uh, how did you get to work today? Did you drive or did you pick me up? Okay. So you, are you not allowed to drive or what's the story?

00:08:21 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 3:

I injured my driving leg, so I can't, I cannot put full weight on this leg. I can move it around, but I can't put weight on it. Um, so I can't break. Do you need surgery? I don't know. I went and got an x-ray, but that can't see any ligament damage. So I don't know what's going to happen.

00:08:39 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 2:

Katie, what happened to you, Katie?

00:08:41 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 4:

yeah so i had been dating this guy i'd only known him six weeks i've been dating him five weeks and i was sick so he took me to urgent care and i just thought i had like a cold or something i had used the bathroom while i was there on my way out of the bathroom i felt very dizzy i ended up passing out the doctor like pulled my then boyfriend into the hallway and but like when you pass out like especially i guess if you're sick like i kind of like emptied out my bowels And so I refused the ambulance, but they said I had to go to the emergency room because I wanted to go home and clean myself up. So this man took me home and then took me to the ER. And yeah, and now we've been married seven years.

00:09:30 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 2:

By the way, that poor guy. So you knew right away either he was going to stay or he was going to go at that moment, right?

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Oh, absolutely. I'm just really glad because I had to get into his truck afterwards, and I was just wearing sweatpants, and they were, like, obviously not. And so he's like, oh, no, I have a towel. It's fine. Like, I'm like, how many people have this happened to?

00:09:51 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 2:

You got into the truck with a towel because your bowels still had some stuff on you?

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Yeah, like, I couldn't, like.

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They were like, get to the ER. And I was like, oh, yeah, we're going to the ER. I'm like, no, take me to a shower.

00:10:05 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. Oh, geez. Man, oh, man. See that? This might be a sign of things to come, KP, for you. What's up, Jessica?

00:10:18 - 00:11:54 | Speaker 2:

Hi. So when I first met my husband about four years ago, we were only together for like six or seven weeks. and he invited me to go on a trip to Tennessee for his birthday for the week in Gattinsburg so we're like let's we'll drive down there together and um so we decided to go on a hike and I was like yeah right let's get some champagne so you know obviously drinking and going on a hike are the best options together and then also just decided to take a couple gummies and I'm like yeah are you not Wait, that's the only way to do it. Don't take gummies. And so, and then I was like, you know, I really have to pee. I'm going to go around this tree. Can you just make sure no one's going that way? And I'll just be really quick. I quickly turned around the tree. Oh, no, I didn't roll down the hill. But I quickly pulled up my pants and was trying to, like, whip around the tree to, like, look cool because I was trying to impress them still. Right. And instead, I fell over this massive tree branch in my shoulder and, like, everything just went forward. And I end up tearing my right, like, my shoulder labrum, and also my shoulder was out of pocket, out of socket. So, and I have, like, this little, like, scarf thing in my backpack that, like, somehow he was able to, like, be smart in that moment to, like, make a mini sling. But on the entire way back, because we had to walk back to his truck, I'm just crying. I'm like, oh, my God, this is the worst thing ever. and then he's like trying to lift me into his truck and then that like kind of popped my shoulder back into place. Oh, my God. Oh, geez.

00:11:54 - 00:12:07 | Speaker 5:

By the way, maybe skiing is not a great thing or hiking or any of this stuff. Maybe you guys should go to a movie. Yeah. Has anybody thought about doing this? Trivia at a bar. Right. I mean, seriously, nobody got injured unless they fall off the bar stool.

00:12:07 - 00:12:19 | Speaker 1:

Can I tell you, though, doing this and getting injured like this and being put in this situation and seeing how he was acting towards me solidified how I felt for him. Aw, that's beautiful.

00:12:19 - 00:12:20 | Speaker 5:

How do you repay him, though?

00:12:20 - 00:12:23 | Speaker 1:

I really like this man.

00:12:23 - 00:12:34 | Speaker 5:

How are you repaying him for taking this great care of you? I don't know. You gotta figure out something. Do you think he feels the same way? Or do you think he right now is calling his friends going, oh my god, this is a pain in the ass.

00:12:35 - 00:12:39 | Speaker 1:

No, I think he knew before I did. You gotta throw

00:12:39 - 00:12:43 | Speaker 5:

out a neck muscle or something. Eliza, what's up?

00:12:43 - 00:13:24 | Speaker 4:

hey so uh a little crazier story than skiing um less than two months into dating my boyfriend we decided to go hiking and hiking hills and my dumb butt decided to ignore every sign that said do not go off trails we'll be fine 250 dollars so i went off trails uh because you know why not and immediately fell on my butt and fell off two cliffs. Oh, my God. I landed on a tree branch. You should be dead. And sliced the entire back of my leg open, and he got to see what my hammy looked like. Oh, my God.

00:13:25 - 00:13:30 | Speaker 5:

All right. And worse than that, did you guys get fined for going off the...

00:13:30 - 00:13:43 | Speaker 4:

Oh, that's the best part. The sheriff who saw my leg dangling in the wind while waiting for the helicopter to show up followed me to the hospital, made me sign my ticket, and then handed it to my boyfriend and said to see this. Oh, my God.

00:13:43 - 00:13:54 | Speaker 5:

You're going to be helicoptered to the hospital. Insult to injury on that. Hold on. Amy. Amy ran into, you ran into KP. You got to meet this guy, Zach.

00:13:54 - 00:14:52 | Speaker 3:

Uh-oh. I sure did. Hi, KP. Wait. What's your name? Yeah, actually, my name is Amy. Amy. Okay. And, yeah, I'm the one that brought the food to KP in the truck after this whole incident happened. Amy, yes! Yeah, hi, KP. Yeah, so she was skiing with a bunch of friends of ours. They were all in the same group. And when all this went down, my husband had checked on her and told me what happened and said, yeah, this is this woman, KP, that got hurt, and I think she's on the radio. And I'm like, and then I dawned on me who it was. And I'm like, oh, my gosh. So the group ended up coming over to our condo, which was right around the corner. from the ski patrol and somebody said she was hungry and i jumped into mom mode because i'm a mom is that not a kp thing she's hungry yeah i mean she was hungry you don't want to go to a hospital with it with you know hunger pains because she's not wrong yeah but god forbid

00:14:52 - 00:14:56 | Speaker 1:

she needed surgery they're like when was the last time you ate you're like 15 minutes ago

00:14:56 - 00:15:29 | Speaker 5:

the whole story you just she just told the story to tell Thank you.

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us about this guy what do we know about this guy because we've never met him so zach was really

00:15:05 - 00:15:27 | Speaker 2:

really friendly and very social and very respectful and polite what's he look like is he good looking guy there and he's very good looking he's tall he's handsome um i kp i think he got a good one there because he he was waiting on you and you know he came in the condo and i said you know get some food well i gotta get some stuff for kp and i you know he was he said hi to everybody um that's

00:15:27 - 00:15:36 | Speaker 6:

great and he was just very friendly either this is going to do one of two things either this is going to keep him around or she's going to go home today and all this stuff is going to be gone

00:15:36 - 00:15:41 | Speaker 2:

one of the two is going to happen i don't think that's the case i i think he's he seems very

00:15:41 - 00:15:47 | Speaker 6:

genuine he seems very real sweet guy and he got and your husband's also genuine too he got her

00:15:47 - 00:16:07 | Speaker 7:

bratwurst that was great first aid lady was so funny she he was helping me um get up and down the first aid lady was like a little old lady she goes is that your tiger oh my god and i'm like yeah and she's like she goes and asks him he goes she goes is that your baby

00:16:07 - 00:16:21 | Speaker 6:

do you when you when you go and on one of these trips there's nothing romantic happening right like there's no romance happening too many layers i can't say that really okay on pain pills i mean

00:16:21 - 00:16:26 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, we went out and got, we got food. We still, I mean, we were on vacation.

00:16:26 - 00:16:29 | Speaker 6:

I mean, but you know what I'm talking about, romance. Like, there's no, there's.

00:16:29 - 00:16:30 | Speaker 7:

Oh, you're talking about sexy time?

00:16:30 - 00:16:34 | Speaker 6:

Well, I'm saying, there was none of that, right? That's over with when you hurt your leg.

00:16:34 - 00:16:37 | Speaker 7:

She didn't even get out of the toilet. Wait, let's let her answer. She didn't lay in a bed.

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No.

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Let's just say sometimes you don't need Vicodin.

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Oh.

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She didn't get out of the toilet. Wow.

00:16:45 - 00:16:49 | Speaker 6:

I think that would be the last thing in the world. If my leg's just dangling there, I'd be wanting to do it.

00:16:49 - 00:16:53 | Speaker 7:

Once it's propped up and you've gotten meds, it's fine. You're on vacation.

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And then what happens if you have to go to the bathroom?

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