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KP's Surprise Work Pic

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January 10, 2023 | 00:12:30 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning show. So, when things happen to you, KP, KP is our producer. When things happen to you, do you tell your mom right away that you're going to bring it up on the radio, or do you just get her call later that day to say, what the hell happened?

00:02:07 - 00:02:07 | Speaker 4:

Get her call later.

00:02:08 - 00:02:15 | Speaker 3:

Okay, good. Well, this is going to be one of those ones where your mom is going to be calling you later. Because guess what happened to KP at work?

00:02:16 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 4:

I don't know. What? Should I tell him?

00:02:19 - 00:02:21 | Speaker 3:

Sure. I think you should.

00:02:21 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Okay. So I have been chatting with this new guy, little sneak peek. We are no longer speaking. But I was working and recording my show, and he decides to randomly FaceTime me. And I'm like, oh, that's kind of sweet. That's kind of, you know, fun.

00:02:38 - 00:02:41 | Speaker 1:

Is this the guy that you and I have been talking about that you said you really, really like him? No. Like you think you really? Different guy.

00:02:41 - 00:02:43 | Speaker 4:

No, different guy. Nope.

00:02:43 - 00:02:47 | Speaker 6:

Did he tell you first? Because I feel like you shouldn't just FaceTime someone without saying, hey, you want to FaceTime?

00:02:47 - 00:02:59 | Speaker 4:

The funny thing was he had been like spam messaging me all of a sudden, and I was like, oh, he must really want to get a hold of me. he really, really did need to get a hold of me because when I opened up that FaceTime call, it was not his face that I was looking at.

00:03:00 - 00:03:02 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. What were you going to call on?

00:03:02 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 4:

You get what I'm saying here. Oh, no. Yeah, it was... I'm trying to think. It was another body part.

00:03:09 - 00:03:10 | Speaker 3:

He, wait a second.

00:03:10 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 6:

He whipped it out on his first video chat? Yes.

00:03:13 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 1:

Was he naked? Yes. Or was he, he was totally butt naked?

00:03:16 - 00:03:18 | Speaker 9:

Yes. I love penises.

00:03:18 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 1:

Hell yeah. And FaceTimed you out of nowhere. Oh, hell yeah. No. You've never met him in person? No. Oh, wait.

00:03:25 - 00:03:30 | Speaker 6:

Absolutely no. No wonder you're not talking to him anymore.

00:03:31 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 9:

Who are these guys? Why?

00:03:33 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 4:

This is what it's like to date as a 20-something-year-old woman.

00:03:37 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 5:

Oh, I'm so glad you just said that because I can't wait for Mojo to tell you how that's not reality.

00:03:42 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 4:

Nope, it's reality. It's every day. We live in this kind of world.

00:03:45 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 3:

Well, let me just say this. Thank God we did not have technology like that when we were much younger, but I'm going to say I would never do that.

00:03:54 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 6:

No, and I don't understand why guys are still doing this because we keep talking about it in the air. I feel like for 15 years now, since phones had cameras on them, I think we've been saying no woman wants to receive a picture or a video of your junk.

00:04:09 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 4:

But a video is worse because you have to react. And that's happened to me before as well where they send me like a Snapchat at random and actually the person that did that to me in the past, it was an accident. I didn't even know them and they ended up there. I was removed off Snapchat after they sent it.

00:04:26 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 5:

I don't know if video is worse than some of the household objects that have now been ruined for me because of their involvement in these photographs. But I also think. Oh my God.

00:04:35 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 1:

Wait.

00:04:36 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 5:

Like what? I'll never look at a Febreze can, or a Lysol can. It'll never happen. I gotta tell you, I had a thing of Lysol in my house. I threw it out. What are they doing?

00:04:47 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 6:

Are they holding it next to them for size comparison?

00:04:49 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 5:

That, putting it places. It's honestly impressive sometimes. It's really impressive. Anyways, don't send me these. I also think the guys on this show think that this KP is really rare. I get these a couple of times a month from all different sorts of guys. I don't know how often you're going to FaceTime calls at work, Megan. No videos and photos of their junk. I get very regularly from like so many people, not one, like a lot of dudes. Wow.

00:05:23 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 2:

Do girls block them or do you reply?

00:05:25 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 5:

You block them.

00:05:26 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 2:

I didn't know if you'd give him a smart-ass insult first and then block.

00:05:30 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 6:

Normally, if someone says something too overly sexual before we've really gotten to that point, I go, that's charming. I don't say anything. I just say, that's charming. And then I see what they say after.

00:05:40 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 3:

So, KP, this guy is somebody that you were interested in before this.

00:05:45 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 6:

Yes.

00:05:46 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 3:

So, he had a shot with you until he FaceTimed his D.

00:05:50 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 6:

Yes. I just don't appreciate overly sexual first and foremost messages. When I don't even know you I've never even met you How do I have any type Of attraction to you Before I've seen you In real life Right And two Why do you think It's okay to send me A video of your drunk While I'm literally at work Like Yeah

00:06:06 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 3:

And you know What's amazing Is that my penis Is not my best feature And And I I would Like I would Please

00:06:17 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 1:

Please Reese Somebody grab that Yeah It needs to start the show

00:06:22 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 3:

Truth on this one But my penis Is not my best feature and to me if that is your best feature or that's your move guys you are you're sad you're a very sad individual yeah you would just randomly just send your uh your dork to somebody don't get me

00:06:42 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 6:

wrong those little tiktok videos of guys sending or like wives sending sexy pictures to their husbands at random in public just to see their reaction but you're married that's cute yeah you guys have been together. This is someone that I don't even know. We've seen that a bajillion

00:06:57 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 5:

times already. Also, everybody loves boobs. Everybody. Nobody. Yeah.

00:07:03 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 3:

Loves a penis. Can we actually Can we actually change this around a little bit and have it be Can we change it around and actually have the guys send their wives, or actually no, guys send their brothers pictures of their day and just see what their brothers are actually on. On a TikTok reaction. Because I want to see the reaction.

00:07:25 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 5:

All right, you do first.

00:07:26 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 3:

Guys, here you go. Guys send their best buddies their D. Send your best buddies your D.

00:07:31 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 5:

I honestly feel like they do that already.

00:07:33 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 3:

That would be funny.

00:07:34 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 5:

Aren't you guys? We're doing stalls, right? Don't you look at each other?

00:07:37 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 3:

No. Mojo does. We don't. I've been known as a meat gazer, Megan. What's up, Hannah?

00:07:46 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 4:

Hi. Good morning, guys. Good morning. So I live in San Francisco. and a law that California just put into place is that sending unsolicited pictures like that is now illegal and is considered sexual battery.

00:08:01 - 00:08:03 | Speaker 2:

That's good. It should be.

00:08:03 - 00:08:04 | Speaker 6:

Not in Michigan, though?

00:08:06 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 4:

I don't think in Michigan quite yet. Or Ohio, I don't believe. The rest of the country follows suit.

00:08:11 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 6:

Well, this guy lived out of state, so if it was illegal in Michigan, would he even be in trouble?

00:08:17 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 4:

So I actually did some digging.

00:08:19 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 3:

That actually may be illegal, cross-state lines porn or something.

00:08:24 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 4:

I think it is. As long as the crime was committed in the state that you're currently in, then abuse. I'm like, hell, if I get a picture like that from a guy I used to see in Michigan while I'm living in California, I think I could still take him to court.

00:08:36 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 3:

Hannah, these guys tell me that this happens a lot. Does this happen to you? Do you have guys that send you on? Absolutely. Really? Absolutely. Have you ever enjoyed one that was sent to you?

00:08:48 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 4:

Okay. funny story the only one that i was interested in seeing so obviously like i said i live in california lots of interesting people out here i did match on a dating app with a brother's porn star that did send me a a d-pic wow and that was again i'm like you know what i can probably search and find you anywhere on the internet so i don't know why you should you know you should have done

00:09:13 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 3:

You should have done a reverse image Google search to see if the guy's IMDB pulls up on his browser.

00:09:20 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 2:

Well, that's funny, too. Like, how do you know they're even using their own pic? Some guys might be, like, catfishing you. Yeah. Well, Jed used to do that.

00:09:29 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 3:

Jed actually used to use. I'm sorry, what? Jed used to send. We talked about this before on our show, and I know Joe and Jed and Ashley did it on their show. but jed uh would send a google image picture because his was never touched up like the ones on google image where so he found one that was perfectly makeuped touched up looked good i'm

00:09:49 - 00:09:56 | Speaker 6:

sorry jed said a catfish d pic to somebody yes and the girl uh found out because she realized

00:09:56 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

somebody said that doesn't look like it was just taken by him so there was a third

00:10:00 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 5:

party involved with this yeah they showed friends oh i see yeah uh what's going on voice disguise

00:10:06 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 3:

nikki what's up nikki so right before the holiday i had a co-worker who sent me a bunch of d pics on instagram dm and when i text them because it's like a higher up for me um he told me that his

00:10:21 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 6:

phone was hacked oh god right classic right i don't think that'll hold up you don't think that

00:10:26 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 8:

though that could have happened though you just it just it was a coincidence come on i don't i

00:10:33 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 3:

feel like it was random that they were sent to me because this is somebody i've just i've known

00:10:38 - 00:10:52 | Speaker 5:

right around our career but does he flirt with you on a regular basis because i will say this to you like if my phone gets hacked and i start doing that and i didn't do it i i don't want to be found guilty of that you think that do you think that it was hacked or it was a bs story

00:10:52 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 3:

I don't know I don't know He knows I'm married So I tend to believe everybody He told me to screenshot them And he was like screenshot them And I did and then I thought about it And I'm like why did I do that I don't want these pictures on my phone I told my husband and my husband kind of laughed about it

00:11:11 - 00:11:15 | Speaker 5:

So your husband wasn't upset at the co-worker He believed that it was a hack job

00:11:15 - 00:11:25 | Speaker 3:

I don't know I know he trusts me All photos have it But there was like nine or ten of them, very, very graphic. There wasn't just one or two.

00:11:25 - 00:11:36 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, they all have digital fingerprints, so to speak. It's called XIF data, and you can see which camera took the picture, what time it was taken, all that stuff. Even if you think you can't see it, it's all in that photograph.

00:11:36 - 00:11:49 | Speaker 5:

I just think, like, I would go to my work and go to the boss and say, hey, let's go to the boss together and tell him this. Because if my phone got hacked and somebody started sending D-picks, I don't want people thinking that I sent it, especially if I'm not the person that does. What's up, Tyler?

00:11:51 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 8:

Hey, what's up, man?

00:11:52 - 00:11:53 | Speaker 5:

Nothing much. What did you want to call for?

00:11:55 - 00:12:11 | Speaker 8:

I know girls get censored a lot because I grew up raising my nieces and stuff. But even though I'm a guy with a fiancé, I get girls sending me random pictures all the time. And I'm like, I don't ask for these. I don't want these. And why are you sending them?

00:12:11 - 00:12:15 | Speaker 5:

Are they sending you boob pics or are they sending you the vagina?

00:12:17 - 00:12:18 | Speaker 8:

All of it.

00:12:19 - 00:12:19 | Speaker 5:

Really?

00:12:19 - 00:12:32 | Speaker 8:

And do you know these girls, or are they just randoms on social media? Some of the girls I know, some of them are random. And then, like, obviously on Snapchat, they'll get set spots, and I'm like, I already know there's set spots because I'm just going to block them.

00:12:33 - 00:12:37 | Speaker 5:

Huh, wow. Bill says the same thing. Bill, you say that a lot of girls do this, too?

00:12:38 - 00:12:42 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, a lot of times, guys. How are you today? Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, Bill.

00:12:42 - 00:12:48 | Speaker 5:

This is a different guy. This is different than the guy that calls us up with a deep voice. Is it? Yeah.

00:12:48 - 00:12:49 | Speaker 7:

No, same guy. It is the same guy?

00:12:50 - 00:12:55 | Speaker 5:

Oh, wow. I didn't know your name was Bill. Bill, you must have amazing D.

00:12:55 - 00:12:57 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, he's giving me big D energy right now.

00:13:00 - 00:13:26 | Speaker 7:

So what happened to me was I was actually, so I do some radio and television stuff, I mean, as far as voiceovers and all that night. I'm in the middle of a commercial, you know, doing some stuff with some people. I got eight people in the room, and the phone rings. It's turned up, your face off. and I push the button to turn it off, but it turns on. And there this person is having bacon cookies by herself kind of thing. Oh, my God.

00:13:26 - 00:13:27 | Speaker 8:

And do you know this person?

00:13:29 - 00:13:34 | Speaker 7:

I just met her on a dating site, and it was like, really? Oh, wow.

00:13:34 - 00:13:37 | Speaker 8:

Like a good really or like a really? No.

00:13:38 - 00:13:42 | Speaker 7:

Well, I mean, like a – well, it was interesting, I got to say that.

00:13:42 - 00:13:48 | Speaker 5:

He was like, not at this time. Maybe tonight. How long did you watch before you said, hello, hello, or did you watch for a while?

00:13:49 - 00:13:53 | Speaker 7:

No, I just recently turned it off because there were two people standing around the phone.

00:13:53 - 00:13:54 | Speaker 5:

That's the problem.

00:13:54 - 00:13:55 | Speaker 6:

The timing was bad.

00:13:55 - 00:14:04 | Speaker 5:

He had people right there. Just my luck. I would have people standing around me at the time. Juanita, what do you do with D-picks that are sent to you?

00:14:05 - 00:14:08 | Speaker 8:

I return it with another D-pick, another guy who sent me.

00:14:10 - 00:14:16 | Speaker 6:

One for one, D for D. you didn't say I like this one better I've seen better

00:14:16 - 00:14:18 | Speaker 8:

I usually say mine is bigger

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