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Kev Busted His Phone
Mojo In The Morning

Kev Busted His Phone

from Mojo In The Morning

January 23, 2025 | 00:07:54 | Leisure

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slash erp mojo on the morning show kevin i feel like you're my son luke when when you say that i heard i had heard this that uh you and luke i know get along so well too but i always get on him all the time because i pay for his phone and thank god i don't pay for your phone but it finally bit you in the ass and what would you like to say kevin i mean i'm not gonna say y'all were right

00:01:37 - 00:03:02 | Speaker 9:

but you just said it it finally bit me in my ass i have an iphone 13 okay i've had this phone for quite some time and it has fallen before but it is never broken and i ten toes down you got a better chance of moving the statue of liberty than you do me i'm standing on business will never ever utilize an OtterBox or whatever kind of phone protection device you all use because I think I'm too mature to walk around with a big ass case to protect my phone. And I've stood on that forever. And who I blame is Dr. Reynolds, who we know and love. I blame his daughter because Dr. Reynolds and the family came out to the Pistons game over the weekend and she was like, you don't have a phone case? You don't have a phone case? You don't have a phone case? I can't believe it either. Bruh, yesterday, I'm on the phone with Jasmine, Josiah's mom, trying to figure out some stuff. Laughing, pull up to the grocery store because I got to get some fruit wash so I can wash my fruit. I get out the car. I got my meta glasses on like I do now, so I'm not talking on the phone phone. I'm talking on my glasses. Get out the car. All I hear is bang. I don't think anything of it because it's happened before. The phone is face up. So I'm like, okay, yeah, definitely not going to crack the back. I turn it around. It looked like Thor's lightning strike. The whole entire face. Oh, that's not bad.

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That's not bad.

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But it's cracked, though. Yeah, that's a camera. Crack is whack. The whole back of my phone is cracked. And now I'm like, I guess it's just time for a new one. I mean, it is. No. I'm not going to wear a case. That's wild.

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You're still not going to. No. Honestly, how do you even hold your phone without a case? With my hands.

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isn't that like awkward it doesn't it doesn't subscribe to shannon's loopy cases no cupcake

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10 i'll get you 10. cup cake 10 loopy cases i'm not joking though like regardless of what case you use i don't know how you hold like if you don't have something on it that's like grippy i don't know how you even hold your phone or like take pictures like it's too slick

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are you saying like that yeah we don't all have baby hands yeah no this is for anybody like a six-year-old you know what i mean just tiny little oh that's a certain finger

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like we pay too much money for these beautiful looking devices i have a beautiful blue kind of tent on my phone why am i paying all this money for this phone yeah to hide it when you

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break a phone you don't you don't fix it you don't replace it until the glass actually falls out you cut yourself that's rule number one rule number two is we don't get a brand new $1,300 phone because we cracked the screen. We spent $100

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to fix that glass. But that's your camera. Aren't all your pictures going to be screwed up now? No. No, no. The back is great.

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The camera up top is great. It's just like this bottom little part. Oh, I see. You know what I do with my kids?

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I make them have the phone and they have to walk around with it broken even if it does cut their fingers up. I'm like, you know, I don't care about that. And they don't get a new phone right away. They actually have to pay for their phones they have to save up their own money so this is stuff that you have to do although i know you pay for it i'm about to say we're talking to and then it and it even comes to a point because luke does this all the time first off it's it's not uncool there are cases that don't look like otter boxes you don't need to have the otter box that is that

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OtterBox was meant for the first versions of these phones that literally, if you touch them, they broke. These ones are more durable. But a regular case, I don't understand. They have cases, by the way, that look cool, Kevin. You can get a Kendrick Lamar case if you'd like a Kendrick Lamar case.

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But I also feel like the phones cost so much to where they shouldn't just shatter when you break them. Again, I've dropped my phone before. Again, this is an iPhone 13. It's not like I got it yesterday. My phone has fallen before, and it's durable, and they should be durable. It shouldn't just have to shatter. And that's the reason why I get a case.

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No, you're right on that. The funny thing is when you get an iPhone and you're right that they should be more durable, they focus on the color that you want. Do you want the silver or do you want the pink or whatever, purple? And yet you cover that color up with a black case or whatever it is, you know?

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I think it's so funny. I just got a new phone a couple of months ago, like right before Christmas. When you get that fresh phone, you are so careful with it. you like put it in your couple i am so careful and now i just throw it in my car i throw it on my passenger seat i do not care it's like a new pair of shoes it's great for two weeks you are so careful with it and then it's like whatever yeah hey kayla what's up uh welcome

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to the mojo in the morning show kevin's gonna be walking around with uh bloody fingers because of

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his broken phone hi kayla hi what's up first time long time What's going on? Yeah, so I just wanted to say that when I was in Florida a few months ago, it was my first day on vacation. It was raining, and I slipped and fell in a puddle, and I cracked the back of my phone, the front of my phone, and all of my cameras.

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Oh, man. It's great. You're lucky you didn't crack your head open, for God's sakes, although you'd probably be more upset about cracking your phone than cracking your head open, wouldn't you?

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Probably, but I'm sure the hospital bill is still a little bit more expensive.

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It is funny, though. These cases are not as cool as they should be. Like, you'd think with technology, they would come out with some kind of a, I don't know, like a laminate type thing. Like, you can wrap around this. I know that, you know how they have the kiosk at the mall? At 12 Oaks Mall in Novi, they have a kiosk there where the guys sell cases, why don't they wrap it up in cellophane or something?

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Bro, the iPhone innovation died with Steve Jobs.

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Yeah, once he left, everything was gone. It was over. Nick would like to make a comment on something Kevin said that was not his phone related. What did you want to say, Nick?

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Oh, hey, well, first of all, long-time listener, second-time caller. Hey!

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I'm sorry for that.

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I feel like that's the way you guys screen stuff. I feel like that's worth a run. But anyways, Kevin, what the hell is fruit wash? You've never heard of fruit wash? No, I haven't either.

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If you look on, maybe I'm not pronouncing it correctly. Maybe it's got like a different name. Like water? No, bro, it's different than that. Some people use apple cider vinegar and bacon soda. But when you buy your fruit from the growth, no. When you take a shower, do you just use water? Okay, then.

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You don't even take a shower.

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Just because you want to take shots and now you can finally wash your bag don't mean you got to keep coming at me. Now look, so some people use apple cider vinegar and bacon soda, but water just doesn't get off all of the bacteria that you can potentially consume if you just, an apple picker, you have the grapes in the bag and just eat them. You got to wash them off.

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It makes sense now because I'm the ass gasket guy, by the way. Yes, yes. Back when you're talking about loading it up with toilet paper before you sit down.

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Oh, my God, I actually do remember you.

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Ask Gasket Nick, thanks for calling out Kevin's Fruit Wash. We appreciate you, buddy.

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