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Kev Cheated on His Barber
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Kev Cheated on His Barber

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It's Mojo on the Morning Show. So, Kevin may seem like a nice guy, but he's a cheater. I hate when you started like this, bro. Next on the Inside Edition. I don't know. Kevin cheated on somebody that, by the way, is as bad as cheating on a relationship.

00:02:41 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 7:

Look, and I never thought ever in my life that I would break down and get to a state where I would cheat on my barber. But damn it, I did it. so look here's with good reason though so josiah has a lot of hair on his hair right now and he got his hair twisted and there's a girl named ashley that sits right across from daryl my barber and i talk to ashley every time i go in there ashley good people ashley braid hair ashley cool so she braiding up josiah hair and then i get into a conversation who the best barber in the barber shop who the worst barber in the barber shop everybody get quiet or nobody want to name you know what i'm saying then they start naming names and then ashley said she was better than i'm like ashley you don't cut hair stop playing every time i come in there ashley is braiding somebody's hair flat iron curling doing all of that never seen ashley with clippers in her hair i'm like yeah she's not playing she's like i'll probably cut your hair i'm the best one that can cut your hair based on your texture i'm like stop playing but isn't the money in braiding i would think so i mean y'all know y'all here two three four hundred dollars so she like based on your hair texture i could cut your hair better than anybody in here i'm like put your money where your mouth is and then Ashley you can cut it cut it then so we started talking not that you know what I need a haircut this weekend hit up Daryl on a group chat I'm like bro put me and Ashley in a group chat real quick Ashley get a root I'm like Ashley what you doing Friday she's like I'm open two out of three I'm like bet I'm pulling up I pull up wait you actually called him to ask for her how else is I gonna get a number how is what does he think that you're calling her i don't know he said bet and then he put us in a group chat and then that's when i started asking my questions you are bad so look so i'll pull up first off i don't i'm not a male chauvinist let me start by saying that i don't believe i am and i pray to god i'm not because i don't think this way i've never considered allowing a woman to cut my hair why i just didn't think that they would be sweet like i thought a woman should do a woman's hair and a guy knows a guy's hair so he should do a guy's hair like i've been in barbershops before and I've seen women cut hair, and it looks nice. I just never thought that they could do a better job than a man. That's just where I was at in my journey, I guess. After this experience, I may never see Daryl again. Dog, first off, as soon as I sat in the chair, she was like, can I take your coat? I said.

00:05:00 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 3:

oh, I've never been in a barbershop where they took my coat. She took my coat.

00:05:04 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 4:

You look like Josiah so much.

00:05:09 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 3:

She took my coat. From there, I was like, oh, this is a full-service experience. When you're in a barbershop and a guy needs to, like, get the back of your head, like the lying part, he'll just push your head down. She asked first. She's like, or she announced it. She's like, I'm going to put your head down. I was like, oh, she actually announced it? She shampooed it, massaged it, and then we took a shot at Takamo after whatever. Stop. Bruh, I'm done.

00:05:31 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 4:

Let me see your hair. Daryl, I'm done. Let me see your hair.

00:05:33 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 3:

I mean, it ain't as fresh as it was, but she went off. You are. By the way.

00:05:37 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 4:

So was Daryl there as Ashley's doing your hair?

00:05:41 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 3:

Was he giving you dirty looks? I mean, I'm like, Daryl, is she good? Like, I was still checking in with him just to make sure everything was looking nice.

00:05:48 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 2:

He co-sondered. Wait, it was like you were having a threesome. All you guys in the same room.

00:05:53 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 3:

Hey, real quick. There were a lot of people there.

00:05:55 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 2:

Real quick, I just want you to know this. You cannot cheat on your hairstylist. First off, Daryl gives us great content. The guy has given us more good breaks on this radio show. I have no idea what Ashley is like, but Ashley does not have the takes that Daryl does. Daryl's takes go crazy. That's for Dan's show. Number one. Number two, I almost cheated on Katrina one time, okay? Tell me about it. Because Katrina travels the world. She's like the hairdresser to the stars. She wasn't around. I went to George for one haircut. I actually reached out to Katrina to say, is it okay? Because I needed a haircut. So George, who owns the sex, he was fantastic. I can't go back to George. I go back to George, that Albanian woman will cut me. How did George do your hair, though? Did he do a fantastic job? I kind of liked it. It was actually nice. But Katrina's my girl. I can't cheat on her. I made a vow to Chelsea and Katrina, and my vow was to not, you know, go and mess around.

00:06:54 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 3:

I don't know, man. And this experience, I mean, don't get me wrong. Daryl's amazing. He's been my guy for years. We have incredible conversation. But it's something about a woman being in my head that felt different. Like she massaged, she shampooed me, put a do-rag on. It was the whole thing.

00:07:10 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 2:

Did you?

00:07:12 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 3:

No, do not ask that question. Do I say it again?

00:07:15 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 2:

Did your hair stand on its straight ends?

00:07:18 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 3:

I mean, you know those little robes they put over you?

00:07:20 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

00:07:21 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 3:

It may have been a little rise in action.

00:07:23 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 2:

You even got a robe Wait, does Daryl give you a robe? Yeah, but you know what's crazy? He gives you a cape, right? He doesn't give you a full robe, does he?

00:07:31 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, they put the little thing on your neck Yeah, I'm funny I don't know if they do it in the 6, but they got this little I don't want to say it's a blow charge But it blows out air to dust all the hair That's falling off your face Daryl blows that thing Straight in my face Regardless of my eyes, regardless if I can breathe He was over there cutting a little kid hair I think because it was a single mom that was doing it, he covering the boy's eyes. He doing it all in the low mode. He don't be caring about us.

00:07:57 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 2:

Hey, real quick. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Do we have any barbers, hairstylists that are listening? Do you know when your clients cheat on you and they go somewhere else? They can tell that, right? You can tell somebody else has got. It's like, I remember Ashley Nix one time told me, she's like, you know how you tell if somebody's cheating on you? You smell their D. And I'm like, wait a second. She would always say that. And I'm like, wait, hairstylists, do they smell your hair? What do they do? Can they feel like somebody else's scissors? Craig, what's going on? Craig wants to say women aren't the best at cutting your hair. Who are the best at cutting your hair, Craig?

00:08:39 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 1:

So when I've had the best haircuts, it's been by gay men.

00:08:44 - 00:08:44 | Unknown:

Yeah.

00:08:45 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 2:

They're good.

00:08:47 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 1:

They're good. Yeah, well, like you said, with women, I mean, I don't know. It's just they put that extra effort in, and it's definitely I've had the best cuts by gay men.

00:09:00 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 2:

Where do you go get your hair cut? Who's the salon?

00:09:04 - 00:09:08 | Speaker 1:

Now I just go to great clips. I mean, I'm not.

00:09:08 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 2:

Okay, yeah. You're not going to see many gay men at great clips. This is not going to happen.

00:09:12 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 1:

Right, right. But when I do get my hair cut, like, to really make it look good, I came in and have done the best job.

00:09:21 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 2:

I think Kev's on to something here because it's funny. I think that there's a whole thing with Kevin in this. You know, first off, I think that you're never going to be able to cheat on Daryl because Daryl is in the same salon as Ashley, right?

00:09:35 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 4:

Well, he just did. He did it right across.

00:09:37 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 2:

He didn't cheat, actually. One time.

00:09:39 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 4:

Technically, you didn't cheat because you asked for permission and you did it right in front of him.

00:09:44 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

I'm going back, though. I'm going back to Ashley, though, off-road. Because she said, let's just talk. There's a homie named TC that did my hair before I let Ashley do it because Daryl was out, so I grabbed TC. She said, TC pushed my line back. So she had to, like, she.

00:10:00 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 5:

She was giving me information. I'm like, okay, we're going to double back because I need to see how she really is.

00:10:05 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 7:

But here's the thing, though. Kevin's going to have an affair with Ashley, but he's not going to full-on have a relationship because you can't do it in the same salon. It just doesn't happen that way.

00:10:17 - 00:10:24 | Speaker 5:

Honestly, I want to hit them all. That sounds crazy. I want to see who's the best barber in the barbershop. I want to get my hair cut by everybody. That's just the vibe I'm on.

00:10:24 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 7:

Hold on. Mystery's on to something. Mystery, what's going on? What do you think's going on with Kevin going to now this girl, Ashley? Hi, Mystery.

00:10:34 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 1:

Oh, hey. Yeah, I think maybe, you know, Kev, he went through his little separation or whatever. He might just be missing the touch and being taken care of by a woman. That's it. He needs a lady's touch. That is an interesting take.

00:10:47 - 00:10:50 | Speaker 5:

Read me. Okay. Maybe that is.

00:10:50 - 00:11:04 | Speaker 7:

Maybe it is. I don't know. Maybe Kevin just needs some female touch. and that's why he's interested in Ashley so much. It's not so much that she's great at what she does. It's just that he misses the girl touch, right?

00:11:05 - 00:11:08 | Speaker 5:

I don't think that's what it is, but we can entertain it.

00:11:09 - 00:11:10 | Speaker 1:

Maybe, you don't know.

00:11:10 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 7:

Listener Megan is a stylist. Where are you, Megan, where are you a stylist at? Plug your salon.

00:11:17 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 2:

I am a stylist at Trico Salon and Spa in Ann Arbor. Hey, what's happening? So I can always tell when my clients are cheating on me. um first of all they sit down and their faces get real red and i'm like okay they're either about to give me some dirt which they always do or then i start touching their hair and i'm like okay what happened and why why are we doing this so i can their cuts are either messed up or completely botched or like you can tell right away like the color is bad or off and uh yeah

00:11:51 - 00:11:59 | Speaker 7:

What do you think the reasoning is? What's the biggest reason why somebody cheats? Is it the availability or is it that somebody tells them or what is it?

00:12:00 - 00:12:07 | Speaker 2:

No, usually it's pretty much always the availability. They're like, oh, I couldn't get in with you. So I went to so-and-so at, you know, not so super cuts.

00:12:08 - 00:12:09 | Speaker 5:

That's crazy.

00:12:10 - 00:12:21 | Speaker 2:

So I'm like, well, now you got to pay extra. So, like, just wait the extra week so you don't have to pay the extra money because now I've got to do extra work to fix whatever's going on.

00:12:21 - 00:12:43 | Speaker 7:

Can I tell you, I am the worst client for any of you guys. And you can ask Katrina this. I never pre-plan. I always go, hey, can you fit me into it? And I feel bad. She's excellent, by the way. And if she says no, I understand it. She's busy that she can't do it. But I would be the worst client in the world, just like I'd be the worst person to ever have sex with. But I don't know.

00:12:43 - 00:12:53 | Speaker 5:

To that point, though, about it kind of dipping its toe in a relationship pool, is it one of those things where maybe you just want to try something new?

00:12:53 - 00:12:53 | Speaker 7:

Yeah.

00:12:54 - 00:12:54 | Speaker 5:

Sometimes you need it.

00:12:55 - 00:13:21 | Speaker 7:

I had one time a listener said on the air one time, he said, you can't stay with the same vagina your entire life. Yeah. Raphael. It was a listener that said it. Remember his name? I don't remember his name. I don't think we ever put him back on the air after that. What's going on, Raphael? Hi. Raphael, are you there?

00:13:22 - 00:13:35 | Speaker 6:

Oh, yeah, I'm here. I'm sorry. I was kind of cut out for a minute. But, yeah, hey, Kev, it's not cheating if you're doing it in the shop, man. So if you're getting your hair cut by somebody other than your barber in the same shop, you're good. Okay.

00:13:36 - 00:13:38 | Speaker 7:

Is that like the guys that say –

00:13:38 - 00:13:47 | Speaker 6:

I own a shop out here in Phoenix, and my clients come in, and they tell me, like, hey, man, I just had to cheat on you, man. But I see it every time they sit down, though. I'm like, yeah, you went to somebody else, huh?

00:13:48 - 00:13:58 | Speaker 7:

Raphael, is that phrase, what you just said, it's not cheating if it's in the same shop? Is that like the guys that say, eating ain't cheating? When I hear guys say that all the time, I'm like, come on.

00:13:58 - 00:14:04 | Speaker 6:

Eating ain't cheating? If that's similar, yeah. It's crazy. Very similar, okay. That's crazy.

00:14:04 - 00:14:13 | Speaker 7:

crazy uh rafael shannon phoenix is calling us now i know sorry my heart just stopped that you

00:14:13 - 00:14:20 | Speaker 4:

just said that tony and colleen like literally just walked by well hello guys um hey the iheart

00:14:20 - 00:14:29 | Speaker 7:

radio app is everywhere set us as a preset rafael so that you don't have to listen to radio in phoenix listen to mojo in the morning okay if we're still here oh yeah i always do i already

00:14:29 - 00:14:36 | Speaker 6:

got your guys set man appreciate you so much and shout out to daryl daryl we love watch mojo's

00:14:36 - 00:14:41 | Speaker 3:

gonna go to daryl he's gonna cheat on katrina just so we can still get content from daryl

00:14:41 - 00:14:51 | Speaker 7:

no katrina by the way gives me greatest stories and content too so this is good so hairstylists are the greatest at getting prepped from you know that with kelly says oh my god i

00:14:51 - 00:14:57 | Speaker 3:

love my kelly kelly don't worry i'm not cheating on you ever i cheated on kelly with katrina i

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won't that was yeah i loved

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