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All right, Jingle Ball is coming up on December the 10th. Your shot to go. Win a pair of tickets. Your chance right now. Text JINGLE to 95500. That is JINGLE as in JINGLE Ball to 95500 for a shot to win. Mojo in the morning show. So people don't understand that during commercial breaks around here, everybody scatters like cockroaches when the lights get turned on. We all kind of run and do our thing, you know. Some run into studios to put some production elements in for the show. Some run to go and make sure they can grab a snack or something to eat because we're talking so much or a beverage. and then others go and they have to do their duty. They have to go to the bathroom and take care of some business. Well, we had, during a commercial break just recently, we had one of the people that works behind the scenes here, one of the promo people, Stephen, come in studio to say that he wanted to wage a complaint with the Mojo in the Morning Human Resources Department. I am the human resource director. I don't know if you guys know this. And so he came in and talked, and thank God it was off the air because if this was on the air, we would lose our jobs because he waged a complaint about Kevin from the show because he said that there was something that Kevin was doing every single day here in our building that was causing problems for him. So I want to play you the audio of what happened during a commercial break so that you guys can then judge which of these guys is in the wrong, okay? And don't give Kevin all the grace that you always give him because you like him and you think he's a nice guy, okay? Because he duties just like the rest of us. Kevin. Kevin, I got a problem. Get up to the microphone here. All right. We have a coworker of ours that has a complaint about Kevin. He has waged a complaint with the complaint department. My guy, Scooby's here. Steve in his hair

What's going on by your pal

By the way you cannot be taken seriously If you do that so don't do that do it yourself Do it yourself

What is going on Kev

He has a complaint to wage against Kevin from the Mojo in the Morning show Seeing that We are all here on the air we're all friends Go ahead wage your complaint

Well Kev You know I understand Having to use the bathroom To do your business but like i have to explain to my seven-year-old son make sure when you're done you double check that everything goes down

Okay, because if I have to clean up your wrappers again, we're going to have to have wrappers. Wait, wait, wait. What is he cleaning? Those little protective covers that go on. The sh** sheets. Yeah. Yeah.

If I have to clean up one of those again, we're going to have to. Wait, you don't flush those? First off, there are a few ways we can take this. First off, how do you know this is my sh**? Let's start there.

Well, I know that From a little resource friend of mine I won't call out that person

No, cite your sources You're not about to pull up on air

What do you want to say about this? So

So we got butt bros over here

I just happened to walk in Right when you walked out Second off

Are there handles on these stalls? What do you mean handles on these stalls? Are there handles? Because it's a flushing issue is what he's referencing. So are there handles on these stalls? No, you're leaving it on the... I'm not leaving them bitches on there. If I s*** it and the automatic flusher don't suck up all this s***, I got to get back on the show.

So wait, so okay, so you use the toilet seat covers. The s***s. By the way, they're not called s*** sheets. I actually like that name. They're toilet condoms, okay? Toilet condoms. Because we've already bleeped too many times here. So you don't let that thing go down. He doesn't let it go down.

No, he does not.

Does all of his toilet stuff go down? Absolutely not. There you go. I got backup on this one.

That sounds like a plumbing issue. Okay, wait. How do you not turn around, though, and check on your way out? Listen, look, I'm not about to sit there and, like, give it five minutes and watch it and make sure all the things go down.

So I actually confronted Kev. This was probably like two, maybe three weeks ago. And I was like, hey, bud, you might want to check that last stall because I think you were in there last. He was like, ah, that's someone else's problem now.

Listen, listen, I'm not one of them people that says, you know, and turns the mirror around and show people what they do because I've walked in there before, too, and had an issue. But if we so caught up on this and we just can't move on, then I get it. My apologies that you not only do promotions and you do air checks, but you got to clean up s**t. in your contract it does say duties as a sign literally

duties as I'll check I would never have suspected that Kevin would be the new pooper trader I'll wear my crown

proudly I need sheets on the back

oh my lord

oh my gosh By the way, I never knew that those things had names on them. But I've just I just want everybody to know I have just officially gotten the patent on sheets. But but yeah, so that's who's in the wrong. I got my answer. Shannon, Megan.

This is so clear.

I mean, come on.

This isn't even like up for debate or discussion. Kev is so in the wrong. You've got to turn around and make sure there's no mess before you leave that stall.

Yeah. you take all right you clean up after yourself remember they taught you that when you were a kid in school all right i'm gonna remember this moment but nobody nobody's okay i'm gonna go the

other way with this oh you're gonna stand by your man yes yes because we all have to take radio poops and if you don't know what a radio poop is is you have usually it's the length of a song two minutes and 30 seconds three minutes sometimes to get back yeah now with these tiktok songs right yes and if he wasn't back here everybody would be like where's kev why is it kev here no yes you No, he's late all the time from pooping.

That literally has never happened. That's literally the opposite of what people refer to as the truth. That's just not at all what takes place. And I'm mad at Zach. Be honest with you. Does that sound like me when Zach said, there are people that I said, it's their problem now. Be honest with you. Does that sound like I would say that? Yes.

I think you forgot you missed an entire dirty one time because you were pooping and nobody said anything. When was that?

A couple of weeks ago?

Yeah. I think I just woke up late.

It was after a throwback throwdown. It was a 9.30 dirty on a Friday. I specifically remember this. If it took you that long to poop, you could have at least cleaned up.

You might as well take a little bit longer. Stephanie, what are your thoughts on this one? Hi.

Hi. Good morning, everybody. Good morning. So, Kevin, I love you so much. You are fabulous. But that is inconsiderate. I am disappointed in you. All right. So, Stephanie. You've got to double check. You've got to. You have to.

So, if you've ever, so I was taught, like, when you go to public restrooms, you never put your bare ass on the toilet seat. So, you either rip a couple sheets and make the sheet cover before you pull the sheet sheets, right? And sometimes they'll fall inside of the toilet before you can put your rear end on it.

So they're not just perfectly aligned. So sometimes I'll use more than one just to make sure that my butt don't touch the seat. And I guess...

It's not a problem, but you got to make sure it's cleaned up.

You got to be considerate for the next thing.

What do you think is going to happen to you if you just bare bones? You don't catch something.

No, you will not. You're not going to do it. I'm not taking a chance. It's all type of stuff. And then Vince Akev gets sick. And guys are like, oh, God. Every day on this show, we talk about...

Yeah, it's taking time off, right, from being sick from the toilet.

Every day on this show, we talk about how dirty our bathrooms are.

Yes.

The green sinks that aren't for Irish or Myunga. That's just how they are.

You want me to beer bone it? No. What's up, Darren? Hi.

Hey, gang. Hey, you're mispronouncing the name. They're actually called Ass Gasket.

That's right. If he would have used that, I wouldn't have had to bleep it, you know? That's right. Ass Gasket. Darren, who's in the wrong with not flushing down the Ass Gasket?

You know, sorry, Kevin.

It's not that I'm not flushing. Look, there are these automatic things where when you walk away, it sucks everything up.

So I'll walk away, but make sure it gets in. Seriously, you got to put it right in there.

Wait, so you're saying you leave it on the toilet seat, walk away, and hope that you're here.

No, you do like, you get up, you do like a little, well, you didn't do that. I did do it. That's why I said it was a plumbing issue, because I don't see it's not the suction.

But you didn't turn around to make sure.

All right, guys. What was your question? You had your hand raised, Shannon. Did you have something?

Well, he said there's something automatic in there that sucks it all down. and I'm wondering, how come we don't have that in our bathroom? Do we not have the handles?

We do have one toilet that auto-flushes when you walk away from that.

We got the auto-vive. We do not. What? You walk away and it takes care of it.

You know what it is, Shannon? It was one that was meant for the new building, but the toilet broke, so they had to bring it to this building. What's up, Jody? Hi.

Good morning, guys.

Hi.

So, Kevin, you're in the wrong. Shannon, I agree with you. You have to turn around, make sure it went down, And if it didn't, the automatic things have a button that you can push to make it flush.

Yeah. What was the thing they taught us in kindergarten? Wasn't it turn around, watch it go down or something like that?

I can't remember that one.

That might have been a different reason they were doing that. What's up, Sean? Hi.

Hey, what up, man? What's good? Much out?

Nothing much. I'm tired of Kevin, you know, always getting a pass from listeners. I'm happy that you guys aren't giving him a pass on this one.

Well, I'm going to tell you like this, man. I really don't care about the little ass gasket. You know what I mean? If I got to really go, I'm going to go. You know what I'm saying? But, yeah, he should have flushed. Like, I mean, you got to make sure everything's gone.

It's amazing. No wonder what takes him so long. He has to sit there and lay it on nicely on top of there.

It's like my sheets.

And then when he sits down, a breeze comes from his butt and it flies away. It's like a paper airplane. He's putting a paper airplane on the toilet, John.

Not one person has my back?

Not one.

I did. Right. Thank you, Mike. All I need is Mike.

We're going to have to go get you a checkup, man. You know what I'm saying? If you just sit on one, just have to, just go get you a checkup. Man, you ain't going to catch nothing, bro.

Yeah, and by the way, let me just say this to you. Kevin has to go to the bathroom all the time. You want to know why? Because he's a pescatarian. He eats nothing but veggies and fish all day.

I got to go right now. It's just going to slide right out, man. Exactly. Please don't ever say that again. These pipes are not clogged.

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